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(Daily Mail)   Teacher suspended for A) Having sex with a student. B) Posting nude pictures on the internet. C) Dumping pencil shavings into a student's mouth   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 46
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2013-02-11 12:27:44 AM
Still tastes better than Grape Nuts.
 
2013-02-11 03:15:01 AM
what of DEEZ NUTZ?!
 
2013-02-11 03:17:41 AM
What pencil shavings might look like:


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-11 03:20:00 AM

fusillade762: Still tastes better than Grape Nuts.


Heyyyyyy, I Like Grape nuts.

/stop hating what I like
 
2013-02-11 03:22:27 AM
That's why I didn't become a teacher.
 
2013-02-11 03:22:46 AM
People chew on pencils all the time at school. It can't be that bad.
 
2013-02-11 03:24:21 AM
D. All of the above.
 
2013-02-11 03:27:42 AM

Jeeemz: What pencil shavings might look like:


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x380]


Oddly enough, for once the random "what that may look like" in the article was actually helpful this time.  Pencil shavings from one of those little manual ones are way different from what you get using an electric sharpener.  If the teacher had dumped in the ultra-fine, nearly powderized shavings from an electric sharpener, the kid may have been in actual danger.

/what the hell was he doing leaning back with his mouth open?
 
2013-02-11 03:28:47 AM

strangeluck: fusillade762: Still tastes better than Grape Nuts.

Heyyyyyy, I Like Grape nuts.

/stop hating what I like


The taste reminds me of wild hickory nuts.

/Pencils are made from trees.
//Ever eat a pine tree?  Many parts are edible. - Euell Gibbons
 
2013-02-11 03:29:16 AM
Not sure what the problem with B is, and A is usually some hosebeast made to share a small room with some horny thug, so it looks like a teacher actually got punished for doing some shiat they aint sposta
 
2013-02-11 03:30:37 AM
D) Being incompetent

Just kidding, competence is not required for that job.
 
2013-02-11 03:37:11 AM
Maybe he was constipated.
 
2013-02-11 03:46:12 AM
FTFA: 'I was sitting in class with my head tilted back and opening my mouth,' Marquis said.

I think we can safely assume that there is a little more to it than this. How many people regularly sit with their heads tilted back and their mouth open?
 
2013-02-11 03:59:18 AM
I used to work with a guy who would fall asleep while talking to people on the phone.  We were telephone tech support for a computer company.  This guy would start snoring, with his headset on, leaning back in his chair with his mouth open.

A coworker and I would try to flip pennies over the cube walls into his open mouth.

Usually, we'd hit him on the face and he'd wake up and continue talking to the customer.

Occasionally, we'd drop a penny right down his throat.

He'd wake up choking and swearing and demanding who did this.

Those were the good old days ;)
 
2013-02-11 03:59:28 AM

HotWingAgenda: /what the hell was he doing leaning back with his mouth open?


orbister: FTFA: 'I was sitting in class with my head tilted back and opening my mouth,' Marquis said.

I think we can safely assume that there is a little more to it than this. How many people regularly sit with their heads tilted back and their mouth open?


Sleeping...the answer is sleeping - and probably snoring, loudly...

Lil' farker diserved a mouthful of shavings for not following basic sleeping at school etiquette:  tailbone on furthest estremity of seat, chin in chest, pencil in hand and on paper!!! Or at least head on desk for God's sake...have some respect!!

oh and you...

randomjsa: D) Being incompetent

Just kidding, competence is not required for that job.


fark you...nothing you will EVER do will be as meaningful or as difficult as what public school teachers do EVERY DAY
 
2013-02-11 04:02:43 AM

hubris73: HotWingAgenda: /what the hell was he doing leaning back with his mouth open?

orbister: D) Being incompetent

Just kidding, competence is not required for that job.

fark you...nothing you will EVER do will be as meaningful or as difficult as what public school teachers do EVERY DAY


Thank you
from a public school teacher
 
2013-02-11 04:07:40 AM
The estimate I found on Google is that we have 3,700,000 teachers in the US. The fact that some of them do stupid things every so often shouldn't really surprise anyone, just by the sheer force of large numbers.

Assume that every teacher does exactly one profoundly stupid news-worthy action in their entire career. Assume the teaching career is 50 years long. Assume that the odds of those teachers doing their profoundly stupid act are uniformly random across all the days in their entire career. That would give a per-day probability of doing something profoundly stupid of 1/18250 per teacher. Then, given our 3.7 million teachers, we should see an expected rate of profoundly stupid news-worthy acts of roughly 200 events per day. It's a miracle we manage to not talk about this constantly.
 
2013-02-11 04:13:20 AM

randomjsa: D) Being incompetent

Just kidding, competence is not required for that job.


Well, you get what you pay for. Maybe cutting education funding some more will fix it?
 
2013-02-11 04:15:16 AM
My guess would be that the kid said something pretty nasty and her anger took over.

I'm not saying she should have emptied a pencil sharpener into his mouth...but I understand.
 
2013-02-11 04:20:39 AM
If the teacher were a nun, and that a catholic school back in the day, it would be aok to do this.
 
2013-02-11 04:26:52 AM
I'm more surprised that it took a teacher to pull a prank on that kid. I don't know where you guys went to school, but where I went that kid would hang his mouth open for about 2 seconds before someone threw a paper ball into it.
 
2013-02-11 04:39:11 AM
Awww, they always look innocent when mommy and the media people are around, don't they?

Next media stop: Youtube videos rapping about hos and teachers getting it in da butt.


/should have used that pencil sharpener to cut his farkin disgusting nails, the dirty fark
 
2013-02-11 05:25:51 AM

frestcrallen: My guess would be that the kid said something pretty nasty and her anger took over.

I'm not saying she should have emptied a pencil sharpener into his mouth...but I understand.


i'd venture the lad has a filthy mouth on a daily basis and that day in particular his dialogue was extensive. intelligent educated adults, especially experienced educators who have to have incredible patience to put up with the riff raff parents send to school these days, would not do something like this just for shiats and giggles.
 
2013-02-11 05:35:24 AM

orbister: FTFA: 'I was sitting in class with my head tilted back and opening my mouth,' Marquis said.

I think we can safely assume that there is a little more to it than this. How many people regularly sit with their heads tilted back and their mouth open?


People who are sleeping in class.

There are better ways to wake the kid up, but I wonder how often it had to happen before this teacher did something stupid.
 
2013-02-11 05:39:56 AM
I know the formula is that it's gotta be C, but those other two choices seem so much more likely.
 
2013-02-11 05:49:00 AM
I dont get the a,b,c thing in this case

usually the meme goes a) serious shiate b) very serious shiate, c) insignificant and jobsworthy

in this case

a) is a criminal offence - very serious shiate

b) is a personal matter, but also a bit stupid considering he job you do - stupid

c) is assault..... no matter it was kid/teacher..... this would be assault if it were 2 adults - serious shiate
 
2013-02-11 06:04:49 AM
Armpit shavings would have been funnier.
 
2013-02-11 06:18:46 AM

Shirley Ujest: If the teacher were a nun, and that a catholic school back in the day, it would be aok to do this.


It was okay for them to beat you with a goddamn stick.

/A good thing just being a 'penguin' no longer qualifies one the teach anymore.
/Now, if we can just do something about the mentally-challenged idiots that run the system.
 
2013-02-11 06:32:48 AM
'She said sorry for what happened. She wasn't thinking right,' he told the TV station.

Sounds like someone was having a really bad vagina day.
 
2013-02-11 06:43:18 AM
Actually, the professions that have the people with the lowest intelligence are prison guards and elemntary school teachers, so this should not really a surprise at all, especially when you consider that the newly hired elementary school teachers of the last 20 has managed to drop even lower and yet their pay keeps on increasing.  This country sure pays a lot for incompetentcy and idiosy.
 
2013-02-11 06:44:01 AM

Shirley Ujest: If the teacher were a nun, and that a catholic school back in the day, it would be aok to do this.


Isn't it normally catholic priests who put unpalatable material into children's mouths?
 
2013-02-11 06:46:01 AM

boinkingbill: This country sure pays a lot for incompetentcy and idiosy.


It's good to see that you have triumphed over such adversity.
 
2013-02-11 07:11:17 AM
Knowing nothing more than a Daily Mail article about this, I'm going to side with the teacher on this one.
 
2013-02-11 07:11:25 AM
i used to lick the end of a pencil for the taste of sweet salty salty graphite.  and i'd sometimes have dreams of eating the entire pencil.
school was delicious
 
2013-02-11 07:36:29 AM

ChrisDe: Knowing nothing more than a Daily Mail article about this, I'm going to side with the teacher on this one.


If you scroll though the article you'll see that the Daily Mail gives a source for their article, a CBS.affliate.

dfw.cbslocal.com
 
2013-02-11 09:03:05 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i used to lick the end of a pencil for the taste of sweet salty salty graphite.  and i'd sometimes have dreams of eating the entire pencil.
school was delicious


I just dreamed of eating the teacher, that was before I found out they go down like submarines.
 
2013-02-11 09:13:12 AM

felching pen: D. All of the above.


D.i. It was all part of the same activity.
 
2013-02-11 09:30:45 AM

boinkingbill: Actually, the professions that have the people with the lowest intelligence are prison guards and elemntary school teachers, so this should not really a surprise at all, especially when you consider that the newly hired elementary school teachers of the last 20 has managed to drop even lower and yet their pay keeps on increasing.  This country sure pays a lot for incompetentcy and idiosy.


Nice. And you already got a bite. Good jerb.
 
2013-02-11 10:05:32 AM

hubris73: fark you...nothing you will EVER do will be as meaningful or as difficult as what public school teachers do EVERY DAY


Only public school teachers?
 
2013-02-11 10:07:06 AM

Fubini: The estimate I found on Google is that we have 3,700,000 teachers in the US. The fact that some of them do stupid things every so often shouldn't really surprise anyone, just by the sheer force of large numbers.

Assume that every teacher does exactly one profoundly stupid news-worthy action in their entire career. Assume the teaching career is 50 years long. Assume that the odds of those teachers doing their profoundly stupid act are uniformly random across all the days in their entire career. That would give a per-day probability of doing something profoundly stupid of 1/18250 per teacher. Then, given our 3.7 million teachers, we should see an expected rate of profoundly stupid news-worthy acts of roughly 200 events per day. It's a miracle we manage to not talk about this constantly.


I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-02-11 10:17:10 AM

KrispyKritter: frestcrallen: My guess would be that the kid said something pretty nasty and her anger took over.

I'm not saying she should have emptied a pencil sharpener into his mouth...but I understand.

i'd venture the lad has a filthy mouth on a daily basis and that day in particular his dialogue was extensive. intelligent educated adults, especially experienced educators who have to have incredible patience to put up with the riff raff parents send to school these days, would not do something like this just for shiats and giggles.


But... but.... look at the student!
i.dailymail.co.uk
He wouldn`t do anything like that! Look at the expression on his face in the picture for the article where he is *trying* to look all sweet and innocent for the cameraman!
 
2013-02-11 10:41:12 AM
kid looks 80 I.Q.
teacher sounds 79
 
2013-02-11 11:54:29 AM

dready zim: KrispyKritter: frestcrallen: My guess would be that the kid said something pretty nasty and her anger took over.

I'm not saying she should have emptied a pencil sharpener into his mouth...but I understand.

i'd venture the lad has a filthy mouth on a daily basis and that day in particular his dialogue was extensive. intelligent educated adults, especially experienced educators who have to have incredible patience to put up with the riff raff parents send to school these days, would not do something like this just for shiats and giggles.

But... but.... look at the student!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
He wouldn`t do anything like that! Look at the expression on his face in the picture for the article where he is *trying* to look all sweet and innocent for the cameraman!


I know, HAH! But no matter how hard he tries, he's still black!
 
2013-02-11 12:23:02 PM

GranoblasticMan: dready zim: KrispyKritter: frestcrallen: My guess would be that the kid said something pretty nasty and her anger took over.

I'm not saying she should have emptied a pencil sharpener into his mouth...but I understand.

i'd venture the lad has a filthy mouth on a daily basis and that day in particular his dialogue was extensive. intelligent educated adults, especially experienced educators who have to have incredible patience to put up with the riff raff parents send to school these days, would not do something like this just for shiats and giggles.

But... but.... look at the student!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
He wouldn`t do anything like that! Look at the expression on his face in the picture for the article where he is *trying* to look all sweet and innocent for the cameraman!

I know, HAH! But no matter how hard he tries, he's still black!


Thank you for sparing me from having to once again address the rampant racism that runs through FARK like a goddamned disease.
 
2013-02-11 01:10:07 PM

WTP 2: kid looks 80 I.Q.
teacher sounds 79


I'd wager lower. Something isn't right there... Not a chromosomal issue, but I don't think the elevator hits the top floor.

Close your damn mouth, kid.
 
2013-02-12 09:31:19 PM
Another dark hero. Oh and I hate people who molest kids. But man these teachers who molest kids are awesome. I hate anyone else who does this!!!
 
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