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(NYPost)   Fortune-cookie company removes romantic messages from their cookies after complaints from parents who don't want their children to meet a tall, dark, handsome lover   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2013-02-11 12:25:22 AM  
6 votes:
Wonton messages are wanton.
2013-02-11 12:53:02 AM  
3 votes:
[ Well, if you're reading this then you're alive, anyway. You've got that going for you. ]

HotWingAgenda: Man, Chinese people are really getting serious about 8 being a lucky number. They name their kids 8 now?


Ask North Korea, I hear there they 8 them all.
2013-02-11 12:24:00 AM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-11 12:55:17 AM  
2 votes:
www.nataliedee.com
2013-02-11 12:48:15 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "Fortune-cookie experts agree it's best to keep messages bland."

They have fortune cookie experts?!? Wow. I can't imagine trying to hold a conversation with a fortune cookie expert.

"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a chef. And you?"
"I'm a fortune cookie expert. Want to swap recipes...in bed?"
*stares*
2013-02-11 12:39:52 AM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-11 12:39:29 AM  
2 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
Here comes tall, dark, and handsome.
2013-02-11 12:25:04 AM  
2 votes:
Fortune-cookie company removes romantic messages from their cookies after complaints from parents who don't want their children to meet a tall, dark, handsome lover

IN BED!
2013-02-11 05:05:51 AM  
1 vote:
I like the ones that make no sense, like when I got "Your fastidious nature will have much more fun this year". (A web search shows I'm far from the only one to be amused or puzzled by that one.)

Packersfan823: [www.amazingsuperpowers.com image 850x345]


I think the creepiest thing about that wasn't the last fortune, but the pupil-less egg eyes.
2013-02-11 03:09:04 AM  
1 vote:
www.amazingsuperpowers.com
2013-02-11 01:53:10 AM  
1 vote:

GranoblasticMan: HotWingAgenda: Man, Chinese people are really getting serious about 8 being a lucky number.  They name their kids 8 now?

Gaius Octavius sees nothing wrong with that


25.media.tumblr.com

/He has a wife you know
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc
2013-02-11 12:45:58 AM  
1 vote:
I guess if it's not right, it's Wong.
2013-02-11 12:45:54 AM  
1 vote:
or
 th101.photobucket.com
2013-02-11 12:45:09 AM  
1 vote:
i dont know which one to use

i758.photobucket.com
2013-02-11 12:39:45 AM  
1 vote:
"HELP!  I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!!!"
 
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