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(Fox News)   Authorities announce $1,000,000 bounty for Christopher Dorner. This will end well   (foxnews.com) divider line 125
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2013-02-10 09:43:48 PM
13 votes:
www.thegatewaypundit.com

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.
2013-02-10 09:41:55 PM
13 votes:
Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
pbs.twimg.com
2013-02-10 06:56:30 PM
13 votes:
How much for a random black dude?
2013-02-10 10:53:59 PM
8 votes:
I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

assets.nydailynews.com


Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.
2013-02-10 10:21:37 PM
8 votes:

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P


Here you go:

s8.postimage.org
2013-02-10 10:15:07 PM
8 votes:

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


i.imgur.com

Too late....
2013-02-10 10:27:36 PM
7 votes:

LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.


He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs.  He's got friends in every town and village from here to Seattle, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.  With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

/drtfa
2013-02-10 09:47:26 PM
7 votes:

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


Give his name to Sallie May and tell them he's behind on his student loan payments. They will find him tommorow.
2013-02-10 07:20:51 PM
7 votes:
They way it's going now, the person that calls in the tip will most likely be shot by cops too.
2013-02-10 07:17:44 PM
7 votes:
Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.
2013-02-10 09:50:19 PM
6 votes:

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


25.media.tumblr.com

(Sorry, couldn't find a black guy. Or even one with a good tan.)
2013-02-10 09:37:14 PM
6 votes:
Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.
2013-02-11 01:30:59 AM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2013-02-10 10:47:44 PM
5 votes:
If younreally want to troll the LAPD, ya just need to have a few dozen folks call in the location of a large, black, on duty, LAPD officer in a cruiser and say you're positive it's Dorner.
2013-02-10 10:26:37 PM
5 votes:

TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.


Oh good, im not the only one who sees it. A buddy of mine asked me yesterday "Who the hell does Dorner look like, celebrity, its been bugging me since this whole thing started?" "He looks like a 4:3 LL Cool J in 16:9."
2013-02-10 10:21:19 PM
5 votes:
s12.postimage.org
2013-02-10 10:17:18 PM
5 votes:
img853.imageshack.us
2013-02-10 09:53:48 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-10 07:13:42 PM
5 votes:
Yeah, you wouldn't want someone to shoot up a truck that had two women in it or something like that.
2013-02-11 12:36:03 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-11 12:16:31 AM
4 votes:
i.huffpost.com

meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier
2013-02-10 10:47:19 PM
4 votes:

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


Even better:

www.theage.com.au
2013-02-10 09:20:07 PM
4 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


Depends. Are they in good health and do they handle cotton well?
2013-02-10 07:36:45 PM
4 votes:
I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.
2013-02-10 07:12:24 PM
4 votes:
What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?
2013-02-11 12:47:04 AM
3 votes:

Alonjar: GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??

You'll also notice where you see the rims as being extra beat up, is actually where the gas tank is located.  The fire would have burned hotter there, and it would have been hottest at the ground, because the fuel actually spills onto the ground during a vehicle fire.


Can you demonstrate this with cement blocks and chicken wire?
2013-02-11 12:22:50 AM
3 votes:
Ask them if theyve seen a black dude about this wide

i.huffpost.com
2013-02-11 12:17:35 AM
3 votes:
Now, I don't think he should be going on a murderous rampage against those on the LAPD who wronged him (and their families)...

i202.photobucket.com

But I UNDERSTAND...!
2013-02-10 11:01:07 PM
3 votes:
He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

laist.com
2013-02-10 10:34:08 PM
3 votes:
Quentin Tarantino tapped to direct "Million Dollar N*****" starring Mario van Peebles
2013-02-10 10:31:10 PM
3 votes:
Um, I thought this guy was intelligent?  All he has to do is go to the nearest Pay-n-Spray and his Warrant Level will instantly go to zero.  Then he can go crazy again.
2013-02-10 10:15:03 PM
3 votes:

GungFu: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 450x376]

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.


A buddy of mine is the spitting image of Dorner, he is only 5 foot 7 tho, we gave him a goatee and a mullet wig (both blond) he flipped us off but after seeing a CNN report showing the pickups the LAPD shot up he dug em out of the trash can and put em on....
2013-02-10 10:08:48 PM
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


About tree-fiddy.
2013-02-10 10:03:28 PM
3 votes:
Wow, $1,000,000???

You know how many AR-15's I can buy with that?
2013-02-10 09:59:35 PM
3 votes:
www.scene-stealers.com
2013-02-10 09:29:20 PM
3 votes:

SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.


No no it ends with Clint Eastwood driving a bus up to the steps of city hall.
2013-02-10 09:22:17 PM
3 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
2013-02-10 09:10:03 PM
3 votes:
Jesus Christ. I come back home to rural Arizona and to live in the 20th Century, and it's already the 19th?
2013-02-10 07:29:00 PM
3 votes:
So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.
2013-02-11 01:48:21 AM
2 votes:
Check McCartney's band...  :)

media.naplesnews.com
2013-02-11 12:00:54 AM
2 votes:

orclover: Only question is, whats his handle.

/whats really funny is not that he's here, but that theres 20 cops scouring every site thinking they can find him.


Is it true that if a TotalFarker asks an undercover cop posting as a liter whether or not he's a cop, the cop has to tell the truth?
2013-02-10 11:11:32 PM
2 votes:
Mark my words: The next victim of mistaken identity will be a golden retriever in the passenger side of a bright red pickup.
2013-02-10 10:49:38 PM
2 votes:

nmemkha: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P

Here you go:

[s8.postimage.org image 200x173]


No, that's not what I-- ugh, never mind...

i.imgur.com
2013-02-10 10:40:51 PM
2 votes:

SithLord: [www.weblo.com image 600x600]

It's a job.


img.geocaching.com

No disintegrations.
2013-02-10 10:34:57 PM
2 votes:
geek-news.mtv.com
2013-02-10 10:24:43 PM
2 votes:
meatballcandy.com

smokin'
2013-02-10 10:15:16 PM
2 votes:

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.
2013-02-10 10:13:47 PM
2 votes:
We get it, he is black.
2013-02-10 10:10:51 PM
2 votes:

maddermaxx: TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.

He should really hole up at home until this blows over, because he is going to get murdered by a bounty hunter sometime soon.


Going back to Cali?
fly-ishtv.com

I don't think so
2013-02-10 09:49:12 PM
2 votes:
Americas best trained killer Chris Kyle will find him .. Oh wait, nvm.
2013-02-10 09:47:26 PM
2 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


that would be so boss if he was found with a big, goofy handwritten sign like that on the back of his truck
2013-02-10 09:43:19 PM
2 votes:
i127.photobucket.com
2013-02-10 09:42:20 PM
2 votes:
Approves
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-02-10 09:39:40 PM
2 votes:
and for a crazy white guy they'd pay $1.67M

That's racist.
2013-02-10 09:33:18 PM
2 votes:
Hey, if anyone sees him, could you give him a ride about 1000 miles north?
I just want to take a quick look.

/911 on the line
2013-02-10 09:29:01 PM
2 votes:

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


Why?  So far no one has shot at any of them.  Now, Hispanic women - they need to invest in bullet-proof lingerie
2013-02-10 09:27:43 PM
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.
2013-02-10 08:55:17 PM
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.


That was my thought too.  They realized they need more help shooting all those trucks.  You have to admit, with all that fire power, more trucks should have been shot up by now.

/if he is in Cali., it is by choice.
2013-02-10 07:53:30 PM
2 votes:

Chariset: In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.


It'll be an episode of Law & Order or CSI in the next few months.
2013-02-11 12:48:06 PM
1 votes:

LindenFark: I have not seen anything to suggest Dorner to be innocent, and have no reason to think that it is at all likely. I also realize that what makes for a compelling movie has no bearing on how the real world works.

But damn, this is a better screenplay than any framed-cop movie that Bruce Willis actually filmed. I can see why people wish to see a Hollywood fantasy play out. They want jetpacks, Santa Clause, and a loose cannon toppling a institutional conspiracy to be real.


You think it's a coincidence that the Pope is resigning?  Dorner's fingerprints are all over this, as well as the massive NE blizzard.  He's got control of HAARP, guys, and he's not afraid to use it.
2013-02-11 10:45:55 AM
1 votes:

Yogimus: special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?

You get to feel better than someone based on criteria that is important to you, and hell... what else do you need, amirite?


And we have the meaning of life. That and something about becoming a watier to make people happy.
2013-02-11 10:05:30 AM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


3/5ths
2013-02-11 08:35:12 AM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Nothing in the manifesto is conclusive.


Except for Dorners' love of Jeffrey Toobin.  He was pretty clear about that.
2013-02-11 05:54:07 AM
1 votes:

lucksi: does it make me a bad person to hope that they shoot some black guys


Yes. It also makes you an uncreative tool to post something like that.

When you come to troll the trolls, you're going to have to come correct.
2013-02-11 04:51:42 AM
1 votes:
BTW, does it make me a bad person to hope that they shoot some black guys because they fit the description of Dorner?

After all, they already unloaded on anything trucklike and I do want to see some more race riots. You know, from far away where it is safe.
2013-02-11 02:19:37 AM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: oy: Hate the LAPD and live in the hood? Great time to take a free shot at cops and blame Dorner.

I wonder when the copycats will start in other cities?

Working on my manifesto as we speak!

/Going to demand McDonalds stop skimping on the goddamned fries!


While you're at it, can you also demand that they go back to their original fry oil?
2013-02-11 02:16:50 AM
1 votes:

oy: Hate the LAPD and live in the hood? Great time to take a free shot at cops and blame Dorner.

I wonder when the copycats will start in other cities?


Working on my manifesto as we speak!

/Going to demand McDonalds stop skimping on the goddamned fries!
2013-02-11 02:05:07 AM
1 votes:
How much is $1 million USD in Woolongs?

karmaburn.com

Hola Amigos!  All 300,000 bounty hunters in the solar system, How Y'alll Doooiiiinnnnnnnggggg?
2013-02-11 01:21:01 AM
1 votes:
Captain Freedom report to wardrobe... Captain Freedom to wardrobe.

i244.photobucket.com
2013-02-11 01:18:35 AM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.


I can. Put him in the White House.
2013-02-11 01:17:11 AM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: DataShade: Land Ark: After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.

He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.

To be honest, he's only considered an "antihero" because many people are fed up with the corruption in law enforcement agencies these days. Nothing about what he's done is even remotely heroic. The absolute best-case scenario for him is that a few specific instances he brought up in his manifesto get investigated... That's not going to change the systemic corruption.

So he's allegedly killed three people and put countless others in danger for what amounts to petty revenge. It's entirely self-interest. He's in it for no one but himself.


It's hard to pick a side in this one. On one side, you have the embodiment of pure evil, and on the other side is a guy getting revenge by killing what some would consider innocents....
2013-02-11 01:05:16 AM
1 votes:

Phil Moskowitz: Anyone tell LL Cool J to lay low?


He knows, that's what LL stands for. Lay Low Cool J.
2013-02-11 12:59:05 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

photos courtesy CJD photography
2013-02-11 12:24:20 AM
1 votes:
Django Dorner Unchained.
2013-02-11 12:21:19 AM
1 votes:
SuperNinjaToad: Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?

He just sponsored me for TF. He's not that bad of a guy.
2013-02-11 12:17:33 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel:
There are cops in that photo? Oh, wait, I think I see them. Here's a better picture:
[www.moillusions.com image 590x478]


It's a sailboat!
2013-02-11 12:07:07 AM
1 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: It occurs to me that right now would be a good time for someone to rob some banks in L.A.


you couldn't tell me that on friday?
i had no plans for the weekend. none.
wasted two whole days watching battlestar gallactica. i could've been robbing banks.

/no plans for next weekend.
//road trip...
2013-02-11 12:03:58 AM
1 votes:

Yogimus: Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, and he aint nothing, if he aint free.


[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x349]


I'll bet LL Cool J is staying in the house until this thing is over.
2013-02-10 11:57:52 PM
1 votes:
It occurs to me that right now would be a good time for someone to rob some banks in L.A.
2013-02-10 11:46:08 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?
2013-02-10 11:39:39 PM
1 votes:
Dorner is every nerd's revenge fantasy come true
2013-02-10 11:27:06 PM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: and Dorner likely new that.


Dorner made that same mistake (knew/new) multiple times in his manifesto...

I think we have a lead.
2013-02-10 11:20:08 PM
1 votes:

SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.


laist.com

That would be absolutely brilliant!

On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.
2013-02-10 11:14:05 PM
1 votes:
He may get the Grail but can he get past the Knights Who Say NEE?
2013-02-10 11:13:34 PM
1 votes:

A. Snatchfold: I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.


Oh really? I have him farkied as Butthurt Plus.
2013-02-10 11:06:58 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.

I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.

Which is why we really need to start doing posthumous trials more often!

He's guilty on the internet... good enough for me. :)


One day, all trials will be televised, and we'll get to vote "guilty"/"not guilty" by calling in, like in American Idol.
2013-02-10 11:05:34 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-10 11:03:47 PM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: Plus if it is unplanned and you really are stranded on foot, why burn the truck out and risk the fire drawing their attention? It isn't like they have no clue who you are and purging your DNA out of the interior is ever so important. They already have all kinds of info on him from when he did his security clearance paperwork and applied to be a cop.


The two most plausible theories I've seen so far, one on this thread, are that:

A) He is sufficiently paranoid and convinced of the righteousness of his cause that he believed the LAPD would plant something in his truck to discredit him, so he burned it in order to head off their discovery of a bunch of child porn and meth.
B) He is sufficiently concerned about those he views as innocent bystanders that when he heard that cops were shooting up trucks that looked like his, he wanted to make it known to the world that he wasn't driving it anymore and that they could stop doing that.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.

LOL.

Not so CSB: I nearly ran over a couple of guys in BDUs near a National Guard armory the other night. It was dusk and they materialized out of thin air about a car length in front of me. All I could do was roll down the window and say "Jesus, I'm sorry, guys. Your camo worked."
2013-02-10 11:03:03 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.

There are cops in that photo? Oh, wait, I think I see them. Here's a better picture:
[www.moillusions.com image 590x478]


It kinda looks like a buffalo licking Jesus' face as he's being crucified on the ground.
2013-02-10 11:01:20 PM
1 votes:
Someone is using Jedi mind tricks on the bounty hunters...lol

i1.cpcache.com
Ironic that the image is of a White person's hand...
2013-02-10 10:56:20 PM
1 votes:
images2.makefive.com

So this means that the general citizenry can just go around gunning down Mexicans and surfers, right?  Sweet, because I think I might have just found me some Mexican surfers! Cowabunga.
2013-02-10 10:56:05 PM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.

I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.

Which is why we really need to start doing posthumous trials more often!


He's guilty on the internet... good enough for me. :)
2013-02-10 10:51:43 PM
1 votes:

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


So he's a zombie and he turned after he took off on that motorcycle he'd stashed up there and he's a zombie on the beach in South America right now?
Excellent.
2013-02-10 10:49:30 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.


I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.
2013-02-10 10:39:03 PM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: Meanwhile, back on Ebay, $16.00
[i.ebayimg.com image 750x750]


That looks just like something Christopher Dorner would wear!
2013-02-10 10:36:37 PM
1 votes:
Through it all I am still most amazed that police can identify a severely burned out truck, but had issues on multiple occasions identifying undamaged trucks.

Also the statement that still irks me through this all:
"'I do this not to appease a murderer.  I do it to reassure the public that their police department is transparent and fair in all things we do," the chief said in a statement.'

1.  He is not a murderer yet.  Ok well he is (my opinion) but not official yet and it is bad form for any public official to publicly state otherwise prior to a trial.
2.  The police department should not be reviewing the prior case for the public's sake they should be reviewing the prior case FOR THEIR OWN SAKE.
3.  "Fair in all things we do." Yes yes they are.  Such as naming an man, who to this point has been convicted of nothing, a murderer.


The outcome I hope that arises from all of this is Dorner turns himself in some place far from LA and is able to convince someone that there is zero chance of him receiving a fair trial in LA.  That he has some really really farking good lawyer more interested in prestige than money on his side and that at the end of everything he goes to prison and a crap ton of LA cops get fired/end up in prison as a result of it.

I personally disagree with how Dorner has proceeded with things, but I have found the police reaction in Southern California through the course of these events (as well as at a lot of prior events) abhorrent.  I find it ridiculous that not once but twice police have shot up vehicles that not only do not match the description of Dorners truck, but the occupants were no where near Dorner's description, and the end result of all of that will be no major reprimands for the police.  All of those officers SHOULD BE facing charges of attempted murder, because that is what they actually did.  And to anyone that defends the cops for those actions, go fark yourself, police even more so than other gun users should follow one of the primary rules of using firearms CLEARLY IDENTIFY YOUR TARGET BEFORE YOU PULL THE TRIGGER.  If you do not know what you are shooting at then you should not be shooting in the first place.

I don't dislike all police, just those that are doing the exact opposite of their stated jobs.
2013-02-10 10:35:37 PM
1 votes:

brandent: SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.

No no it ends with Clint Eastwood driving a bus up to the steps of city hall.


No, it ends with Arnold flying s jet into the corporate office building of the TV studio
2013-02-10 10:33:26 PM
1 votes:
ONLY A MILLION BUCKS???!!!!!  farkING SERIOUSLY??!???!!!!!


Who the hell does a one have to kill? Now, 30 million is ridiculous. Let's be honest here. There needs to be a bar to measure at and even OBL didn't get that much.  But a million is just insulting. Especially after the IRS gets its cut. Just to show some respect, they should have at least offered 5. 10 would have been a nice gesture.

/be careful what you wish for libs - it might come true
//HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! !!!!
2013-02-10 10:29:28 PM
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LesserEvil: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

[i.imgur.com image 615x410]

Too late....


Messing with my weed is like messing with my emotions, Smokey
2013-02-10 10:24:47 PM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, back on Ebay, $16.00
i.ebayimg.com
2013-02-10 10:12:09 PM
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Police are civilians.


Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious. I want to see you pull that off in a courtroom!

Now THAT'S comedy.
2013-02-10 10:07:30 PM
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GungFu: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 450x376]

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.


He's probably wearing red lipstick, a wig, and a tracksuit, walking down the street in the middle of Mardi Gras.
2013-02-10 10:05:24 PM
1 votes:
Well, Everglades python hunt, it's time to bid you adieu. Southern California is calling!
2013-02-10 10:03:35 PM
1 votes:
Can we make this into a gun thread?
2013-02-10 10:02:33 PM
1 votes:

DoomPaul: LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.

With his training, he probably used a time delay fuse and was well out of the area before the truck went up in flames. Why would he set the truck on fire unless he wanted cops to focus their attention to that area?


 Set car on fire. Walk 1 mile to other car.  Drive away.  Meanwhile, leave ID and a wallet 90 miles away.

His point is to obscure where he's at, and where he's going.  I hate to give him credit, but if he's dead from exposure he's got a touch of the Downs.
2013-02-10 10:00:20 PM
1 votes:

UsikFark: Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.


Of course right about now, 90% of SoCal PD is too scared to get out of their cruiser to issue that ticket.
2013-02-10 09:47:19 PM
1 votes:
"1,000,000 dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it."
2013-02-10 09:46:05 PM
1 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


It already exists:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dont-Shoot-Im-NOT-DORNER-Bumper-sticker-/271 15 3866863?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f2207a86f
2013-02-10 09:38:26 PM
1 votes:
content7.flixster.com

Musical pocket watch sold separately.
2013-02-10 09:38:01 PM
1 votes:

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


As someone who just robbed an armored car and am now hiding out in Kuala Lampur, I am not getting a kick...
2013-02-10 09:37:52 PM
1 votes:
"Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.
2013-02-10 09:37:35 PM
1 votes:
Why can't we all just get along?

/-snert-
2013-02-10 09:35:56 PM
1 votes:
I read that as "Donner".

As if they were looking for skeletal remains.

And the "this will end well"bit referred to all the skeleton-searchers getting lost and eatin' each other.
2013-02-10 09:34:32 PM
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Great Janitor: So, bumbling cops, outrageous reward and a renegade cop who thinks he's being a hero.  I think I've seen this movie.


Was it Ernest goes to Camp?  (Ya know, because he's in the woods with camping gear.)
2013-02-10 09:32:15 PM
1 votes:

flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.


What if you shoot him then pretend you stumbled across the body?  10%?
2013-02-10 09:31:54 PM
1 votes:
www.weblo.com

It's a job.
2013-02-10 09:31:36 PM
1 votes:
USC is throwing in some cash for the reward. Guess Kiffin will recruit anyone.
2013-02-10 09:28:33 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


How much for two white women?

or a white surfer dude?
2013-02-10 09:25:30 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


Priceless?

/and during Black History Month, too!
2013-02-10 09:11:19 PM
1 votes:

rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.


They are so going to out-stupid themselves somehow. I think shooting those two poor women in a truck earlier this week was just a preview.
2013-02-10 09:09:43 PM
1 votes:
The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.
2013-02-10 09:00:43 PM
1 votes:
That will go to pay for all of the houses that the apparently Hellfire armed drones that are currently blackening the sky are currently blowing up.
2013-02-10 08:21:54 PM
1 votes:
Originally:

trakt.us

"The price for a suspended LAPD cop is two cents!"
2013-02-10 08:19:33 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Dead or alive?


Yes.
2013-02-10 07:03:15 PM
1 votes:
Gosh, they seem pretty desperate.
 
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