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(Fox News)   Authorities announce $1,000,000 bounty for Christopher Dorner. This will end well   (foxnews.com) divider line 499
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, Chris Dorner, Authorities announce, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, LAPD  
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2013-02-10 10:12:06 PM  

rvabenji: They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).


That's not really their decision to make.

What horrible times we live in where any of this is acceptable.
 
2013-02-10 10:12:09 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Police are civilians.


Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious. I want to see you pull that off in a courtroom!

Now THAT'S comedy.
 
2013-02-10 10:12:29 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's Magnum P.I. making the announcement.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:32 PM  

Snarfangel: I think civilians are the ones offering the reward.


They are paying for it.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:47 PM  
We get it, he is black.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:47 PM  

Intel154: cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?

Check the comment above yours...


*giddy* Wishes can come true!
 
2013-02-10 10:14:08 PM  

rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.


He is suspected in these killings. No proof, no trial. Remember the "old innocent until proven guilty" concept?
 
2013-02-10 10:14:22 PM  

Land Ark: Tickle Mittens: Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?

I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.

I feel like if they just let him kill the people he's after, we'd all be a lot safer. After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.


Seriously? I am so sick of hearing how he has not killed an innocent person. He has killed THREE innocent people. The daughter had nothing to do with his case, her dad did. The boyfriend made the huge mistake of falling in love with a cops daughter? And then, to top it off, a cop doing his damned job will never see his children grow up because of this clown

I am mot defending the police here, they have a lot of explaining to do. This guy is scum and he has killed innocents. Enough with the pretending that he is a good guy.
 
2013-02-10 10:14:55 PM  
Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion   Police are civilians.


Really?  Didn't we already beat that horse to death in the second or third to last thread on this topic?
 
2013-02-10 10:14:57 PM  

Krieghund: Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.


My bad, the point remains though on rewards. I amend the earlier post to 3 kills each.

-Sofa
 
2013-02-10 10:14:58 PM  

blanchae: He is suspected in these killings. No proof, no trial. Remember the "old innocent until proven guilty" concept?


O.J. Simpson?
 
2013-02-10 10:15:03 PM  

GungFu: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 450x376]

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.


A buddy of mine is the spitting image of Dorner, he is only 5 foot 7 tho, we gave him a goatee and a mullet wig (both blond) he flipped us off but after seeing a CNN report showing the pickups the LAPD shot up he dug em out of the trash can and put em on....
 
2013-02-10 10:15:07 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


i.imgur.com

Too late....
 
2013-02-10 10:15:16 PM  

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.
 
2013-02-10 10:15:40 PM  

NotoriousFire: Krieghund: Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.


Yeah, so three civilians.

/Non-military individuals


Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Police are civilians.


Police are considered "sworn".  May be civilians in a binary military/non-military system, but among civilians they are not "civilians"
 
2013-02-10 10:16:13 PM  

Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.


I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.
 
2013-02-10 10:17:18 PM  

DoomPaul: Kumana Wanalaia: DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.

Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.

Ugh, don't give them any ideas.

I just really wish the Law Enforcement community would protect the public day-to-day with the same commitment and fervor with which they protect their own. Also, holding officers to the same punishment as civilians would be nice. I'm pretty sure if I shot up those trucks, I would be sitting in jail for attempted murder.

It's ok for the police to fark up but you better not, citizen.


1million dollars for this man who has a set target and not randomly killing people
and
night stalker bounty in 1989 $36,777.00 adjust for inflation $68,094.99

 Be nice if the city and police dpt came down hard on every serial killer as they do on Dorner
 
2013-02-10 10:17:18 PM  
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2013-02-10 10:18:12 PM  

DoomPaul: I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.


Is it known how much time passed between the car being set on fire and it being found?
 
2013-02-10 10:18:42 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


That kind of sign tactic is exactly what Dorner would do.

Shoot first. Clean up is someone else problem.

Its the LA Way.
 
2013-02-10 10:19:54 PM  

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P


Roberta Vasquez used to be a CHP as I recall.
 
2013-02-10 10:20:32 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.


Yeah, the only way he's likely to be dead is if he was hit during that gun battle with the protective detail and the wound was serious.
 
2013-02-10 10:20:52 PM  
I used to work with a guy who looks just like Dorner. I'm guessing he staying home until this guy is caught or killed.

/Is the bounty Dead or Alive
//DRTFA
 
2013-02-10 10:21:19 PM  
s12.postimage.org
 
2013-02-10 10:21:37 PM  

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P


Here you go:

s8.postimage.org
 
2013-02-10 10:21:44 PM  

LesserEvil: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

[i.imgur.com image 615x410]

Too late....


Black Jay Leno?
 
2013-02-10 10:22:17 PM  
I wonder if they realize they're doing exactly what he wants them to do.
 
2013-02-10 10:23:23 PM  

finnished: DoomPaul: I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.

Is it known how much time passed between the car being set on fire and it being found?


He shot at several police officers at 1:30 AM at Thursday then got away. His truck was found burning at noon the same day.
 
2013-02-10 10:23:33 PM  

kregh99: tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking

Because unless you're a cop, you're not his target.


I can assure you, the police I have known would not be crapping their pants over this.

/like I would be :)
 
2013-02-10 10:23:45 PM  

fredklein: Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?How much for two white women?or a white surfer dude?


How much for your women? (pops)
 
2013-02-10 10:24:43 PM  
meatballcandy.com

smokin'
 
2013-02-10 10:24:47 PM  
Meanwhile, back on Ebay, $16.00
i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-02-10 10:25:05 PM  

fueldr:  The boyfriend made the huge mistake of falling in love with a cops daughter?


it does seem suicidal to date a cop's daughter; though the danger there is usually from her own father.

/when he threatens you saying "I could kill you and get away with it", you know he could!!!!
 
2013-02-10 10:25:50 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.


You didn't exactly pay attention in American History class did you?
 
2013-02-10 10:26:12 PM  

blanchae: rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.

He is suspected in these killings. No proof, no trial. Remember the "old innocent until proven guilty" concept?


They were killed by someone who was in their backseat, apparently?  In a parking garage with security cameras? But no one saw nothing and there's no taped footage?

Yeah, looks like a set up.  And that's not even implausible.
 
2013-02-10 10:26:15 PM  

doglover: Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.

Any retard with a pair of balls and decent eyesight and half brain could do better than the LAPD have done so far.

What is the very, VERY most basic rule of gun saftey?
Never point it at anything you don't want to get shot.


Never point it at anyone you don't intend to kill.

FTFY.
 
2013-02-10 10:26:37 PM  

TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.


Oh good, im not the only one who sees it. A buddy of mine asked me yesterday "Who the hell does Dorner look like, celebrity, its been bugging me since this whole thing started?" "He looks like a 4:3 LL Cool J in 16:9."
 
2013-02-10 10:27:24 PM  

DoomPaul: Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.

I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.


Except that we'll never know when Dorner's truck axle broke.  That's because Keystone Cops removing the truck from the scene aren't sure if the axle was already broken when they found the truck or if they broke it while removing it from the scene.

/it's as if the LAPD doesn't want any usable evidence found.

//adjusts tinfoil hat.
 
2013-02-10 10:27:36 PM  

LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.


He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs.  He's got friends in every town and village from here to Seattle, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.  With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

/drtfa
 
2013-02-10 10:28:02 PM  

nmemkha: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P

Here you go:

[s8.postimage.org image 200x173]


Not quite the "meat candy" I had envisioned.   :P
 
2013-02-10 10:28:45 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: DoomPaul: Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.

I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.

Except that we'll never know when Dorner's truck axle broke.  That's because Keystone Cops removing the truck from the scene aren't sure if the axle was already broken when they found the truck or if they broke it while removing it from the scene.

/it's as if the LAPD doesn't want any usable evidence found.

//adjusts tinfoil hat.


Oh wow, I haven't heard about that. That's some great detective work.
 
2013-02-10 10:28:58 PM  

borg: I used to work with a guy who looks just like Dorner. I'm guessing he staying home until this guy is caught or killed.

/Is the bounty Dead or Alive
//DRTFA


Bounty is for information leading to his *arrest*. LAPD has about as much intention of paying even a penny to whoever snitches on him as they do in taking Dorner alive.
 
2013-02-10 10:29:23 PM  
Hi, my name is Chris Dorner and I'm really getting a kick out of these re*BLAM*
 
2013-02-10 10:29:28 PM  

LesserEvil: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

[i.imgur.com image 615x410]

Too late....


Messing with my weed is like messing with my emotions, Smokey
 
2013-02-10 10:29:32 PM  
i.imgur.com

How the LAPD must feel.
 
2013-02-10 10:29:58 PM  
DoomPaul:

He shot at several police officers at 1:30 AM at Thursday then got away. His truck was found burning at noon the same day.

He's not going to be able to pull into a gas station and fill 'er up without getting noticed by another customer or by video surveillance.  He had to get rid of the truck.
 
2013-02-10 10:30:32 PM  

King Something: borg: I used to work with a guy who looks just like Dorner. I'm guessing he staying home until this guy is caught or killed.

/Is the bounty Dead or Alive
//DRTFA

Bounty is for information leading to his *arrest*. LAPD has about as much intention of paying even a penny to whoever snitches on him as they do in taking Dorner alive.


He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.
 
2013-02-10 10:30:47 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.


You do realize it snows in a large portion of California like where the dudes burned out truck was found & have you ever been in a desert after dark in the winter sweet cheeks?
 
2013-02-10 10:31:10 PM  
Um, I thought this guy was intelligent?  All he has to do is go to the nearest Pay-n-Spray and his Warrant Level will instantly go to zero.  Then he can go crazy again.
 
2013-02-10 10:32:11 PM  
chris, if youre reading this, If you call me and let me turn you in, I promise I will give all $1,000,000 to your mom and sister. This can be a contract.
 
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