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(Fox News)   Authorities announce $1,000,000 bounty for Christopher Dorner. This will end well   (foxnews.com) divider line 499
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2013-02-10 09:50:33 PM

tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
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I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking


He's had enough time, he could be in my neighborhood by now.  It would make sense to head to a city with enough people to blend in and the police aren't looking for you.  Going a thousand or so miles would buy some time.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:42 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.

Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.


Ugh, don't give them any ideas.

I just really wish the Law Enforcement community would protect the public day-to-day with the same commitment and fervor with which they protect their own. Also, holding officers to the same punishment as civilians would be nice. I'm pretty sure if I shot up those trucks, I would be sitting in jail for attempted murder.

It's ok for the police to fark up but you better not, citizen.
 
2013-02-10 09:53:36 PM

TV's Vinnie: The Elites must be REALLY crapping up their $100 Frigo underwears...


while the Brutes just chuckle silently @ their panic.

The Grunts, Jackals, Hunters Drones & Prophets could not be reached for comment
 
2013-02-10 09:53:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-10 09:54:53 PM

apoptotic: 5 star chef of tv dinners: This bounty will never be paid though.  The bounty is for his "arrest".  Considering that the police are just shooting random trucks up looking for this guy then arresting isn't on their agenda.

Yeah, I think the chief gave that away when he said yesterday (re: reopening the IA case) "I do this not to appease a murderer". If he thought there was any chance of a trial he'd have called Dorner "the suspect".


Talk about tainting the jury pool.
 
2013-02-10 09:55:01 PM

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.
 
2013-02-10 09:55:22 PM

revrendjim: MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.

Give his name to Sallie May and tell them he's behind on his student loan payments. They will find him tommorow.


I should not be laughing at this as hard as I am.....

+1 and a cookie.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:17 PM
The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:34 PM

DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.


I'm curious what motivation some of the donors on this list had. Seems like an unusual bunch.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:37 PM
This isnt a bribe for you or me or almost anyone else.  This is a bribe for his "accomplices" who they believe are hiding him.  This is rapid desperation and its pretty telling.  They must have absolutely no idea where he is and this leads credence to Dorner's manifesto bragging that they wont be able to find him.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:38 PM

lack of warmth: tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
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I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking

He's had enough time, he could be in my neighborhood by now.  It would make sense to head to a city with enough people to blend in and the police aren't looking for you.  Going a thousand or so miles would buy some time.


There has to be some kind of time limit where if he can avoid contact with the police for X amount of time, he will reach a point where he cannot be recognized.  Grow out his hair, wait for the news cycle to move on, get some glasses, ear rings, stuff that will make him look different.  Live in an area with plenty of other large black guys, etc.

I would tend to assume there was an alternative means of transportation somewhere near that burned out Nissan on Big Bear and he's moved on, but he might be back once the protective details are gone.  Really now the big question is how patient he is and if he can happily lurk around in some bolthole for months.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:42 PM

ontariolightning: Americas best trained killer Chris Kyle will find him .. Oh wait, nvm.


Owch...
 
2013-02-10 09:56:42 PM

LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.


With his training, he probably used a time delay fuse and was well out of the area before the truck went up in flames. Why would he set the truck on fire unless he wanted cops to focus their attention to that area?
 
2013-02-10 09:56:53 PM

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?


Why should they outsource, they are doing a great job of shooting civilians!

Granted they are random civilians, but at least cops can shoot.
 
2013-02-10 09:57:03 PM
This reward reminds me of an old joke. Man walks into a newspaper office to place an add. Lost dog. Black poodle. Name tag on collar is Precious. $5000 reward. Clerk says, you must really love your wife to offer that large reward. Man says, I'm not too worried about anyone collecting it, Precious is buried 6 feet deep in the back yard.
 
2013-02-10 09:58:00 PM

Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?


If that is your criteria for the trend then Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) set this bar a long time back. He did have a $1,000,000 reward after killing random civilians. Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

skcentral.com
-Sofa
 
2013-02-10 09:59:00 PM

tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking


Because unless you're a cop, you're not his target.
 
2013-02-10 09:59:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: Cuz I live in L.A. and I've not seen any sign of an army anywhere on the ground.


I'm not here to hate on LAPD, but go to any major event where they're doing riot control before you say that again.

/They out-train and out-gun many a third world shiathole
//And rightfully so
 
2013-02-10 09:59:03 PM

poe_zlaw: Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]

that would be so boss if he was found with a big, goofy handwritten sign like that on the back of his truck



Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.


CA DMV

Yeah, don't do that. I know there are exceptions further down the linked page, but you wanna get shot?
 
2013-02-10 09:59:35 PM
www.scene-stealers.com
 
2013-02-10 10:00:20 PM

UsikFark: Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.


Of course right about now, 90% of SoCal PD is too scared to get out of their cruiser to issue that ticket.
 
2013-02-10 10:00:22 PM
Eric Rudolph was on the run for how long?
 
2013-02-10 10:01:18 PM
tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking



A few months ago, some guy fired on a CHP motorcycle cop, ran his car into a telephone pole and fled on foot near my company's office building. This was late in the afternoon.  This resulted in 2 ghetto birds flying around and the cops blocked off the entrance to the 405, inevitably causing a lot of traffic problems.

My coworkers learning about what happened were annoyed that they'd have to figure out an alternate route to get to the freeway to go home.  They were not concerned that some desperate criminal was running around the area.

CSB?
 
2013-02-10 10:02:08 PM
He must have some good **** on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.
 
2013-02-10 10:02:33 PM

DoomPaul: LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.

With his training, he probably used a time delay fuse and was well out of the area before the truck went up in flames. Why would he set the truck on fire unless he wanted cops to focus their attention to that area?


 Set car on fire. Walk 1 mile to other car.  Drive away.  Meanwhile, leave ID and a wallet 90 miles away.

His point is to obscure where he's at, and where he's going.  I hate to give him credit, but if he's dead from exposure he's got a touch of the Downs.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:11 PM

Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.


Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:24 PM

2wolves: Eric Rudolph was on the run for how long?


2 years actively bombing things, 5 additional years lying low.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:28 PM
Wow, $1,000,000???

You know how many AR-15's I can buy with that?
 
2013-02-10 10:03:35 PM
Can we make this into a gun thread?
 
2013-02-10 10:05:17 PM
There seems to me to be more chances than not he is already dead (likely by his own hand). The truck with a broken axle, ammo and camping gear just points to his planned rampage falling apart. Maybe he is/was uber devious and set this up as a brilliant diversion but that takes a pretty big stretch to buy I think. With the fresh snow and cold temperatures all the heat detecting aircraft in existence won't find a frozen cadaver. Dogs don't do too well when there is a foot of new snow covering any tracks either. With his plans trashed by the breakdown of his truck and the certainty that he is/was a dead man anyway, hiking off into the forest and taking his own life would leave the police hunting for him until the spring thaw, a great FU that will keep the public's eye on the LAPD for some time. That is about as much vengeance as he could hope for after the axle broke.
 
2013-02-10 10:05:24 PM
Well, Everglades python hunt, it's time to bid you adieu. Southern California is calling!
 
2013-02-10 10:06:14 PM

Krieghund: Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.



Yeah, so three civilians.

/Non-military individuals
 
2013-02-10 10:06:27 PM

ha-ha-guy: UsikFark: Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.

Of course right about now, 90% of SoCal PD is too scared to get out of their cruiser to issue that ticket.


I'm not saying you should be worried about a paper ticket...
 
2013-02-10 10:07:00 PM
law enforcement is no longer "to serve and protect" but has become "take money from citizens so we can buy more toys" That is why so many people are thinking this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOT9fZ3M0Ew

0% of revenue should go back to the police budget. It is a conflict of interest
 
2013-02-10 10:07:25 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good

TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?
 
2013-02-10 10:07:30 PM

GungFu: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 450x376]

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.


He's probably wearing red lipstick, a wig, and a tracksuit, walking down the street in the middle of Mardi Gras.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:17 PM

Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?


Police are civilians.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:20 PM

Gurrker: There seems to me to be more chances than not he is already dead (likely by his own hand). The truck with a broken axle, ammo and camping gear just points to his planned rampage falling apart. Maybe he is/was uber devious and set this up as a brilliant diversion but that takes a pretty big stretch to buy I think. With the fresh snow and cold temperatures all the heat detecting aircraft in existence won't find a frozen cadaver. Dogs don't do too well when there is a foot of new snow covering any tracks either. With his plans trashed by the breakdown of his truck and the certainty that he is/was a dead man anyway, hiking off into the forest and taking his own life would leave the police hunting for him until the spring thaw, a great FU that will keep the public's eye on the LAPD for some time. That is about as much vengeance as he could hope for after the axle broke.


Why would he leave his survival gear and weapons behind in the truck though?  If he was going to have to hoof through Big Bear it you'd expect the survival gear to be taken by him.  Given he's planted other false flags (the badge on the sidewalk) and the like, it seems just as credible to say he loaded the truck down to make it look like he was going to pull an Eric Rudolph.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:24 PM

Recoil Therapy: Popcorn Johnny: NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!

Cut the conspiracy theories, they've already said they're reopening the investigation.

Speaking of conspiracy theories, it was pointed out on another thread today that by reopening a 5 year old investigation the LAPD can deny any & all FOIA requests on it because it is an "ongoing investigation".



Absolutely bang on. It sure smells funny when they put out a bounty on a fugitive. I've never heard of any police force putting  a bounty on someone before. Looks like they want him to be shut up pretty bad and permanently. Last bounty I heard of was exclusively for relatives and friends of ruling dictatorships.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:43 PM
Dorner had time to set the whole thing up, so he's likely long gone.  A second vehicle, drive down to the coast, hop a small boat and you're in Mexico tomorrow.  Where you probably have a safehouse waiting.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:48 PM

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


About tree-fiddy.
 
2013-02-10 10:09:04 PM

cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?


gunnuts.net

Post Boobs Not Guns!
 
2013-02-10 10:09:23 PM

cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?


Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
 
2013-02-10 10:10:03 PM

cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?


You mean that we all vote to disarm the gang know as the LAPD? It is clear that have no standards for screening recruits or a undersatanding gun control.

Or

A gun porn thread before all guns are banned?
 
2013-02-10 10:10:06 PM
HiFiGuy: Well, Everglades python hunt, it's time to bid you adieu. Southern California is calling!

Florida bounty hunters!  We don't need their scum.
 
2013-02-10 10:10:07 PM

cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?


Check the comment above yours...
 
2013-02-10 10:10:33 PM

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


armored car robbers never did SERE exercises.
 
2013-02-10 10:10:51 PM

maddermaxx: TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.

He should really hole up at home until this blows over, because he is going to get murdered by a bounty hunter sometime soon.


Going back to Cali?
fly-ishtv.com

I don't think so
 
2013-02-10 10:11:07 PM
So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.
 
2013-02-10 10:11:12 PM

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease


Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P
 
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