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(Fox News)   Authorities announce $1,000,000 bounty for Christopher Dorner. This will end well   (foxnews.com) divider line 499
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, Chris Dorner, Authorities announce, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, LAPD  
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2013-02-10 09:30:20 PM  

flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.


You know a bounty is a reward?
 
2013-02-10 09:31:36 PM  
USC is throwing in some cash for the reward. Guess Kiffin will recruit anyone.
 
2013-02-10 09:31:54 PM  
www.weblo.com

It's a job.
 
2013-02-10 09:32:15 PM  

flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.


What if you shoot him then pretend you stumbled across the body?  10%?
 
2013-02-10 09:32:29 PM  
So, bumbling cops, outrageous reward and a renegade cop who thinks he's being a hero.  I think I've seen this movie.
 
2013-02-10 09:32:51 PM  

rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.


They do?

Cuz I live in L.A. and I've not seen any sign of an army anywhere on the ground.
 
2013-02-10 09:33:18 PM  
Hey, if anyone sees him, could you give him a ride about 1000 miles north?
I just want to take a quick look.

/911 on the line
 
2013-02-10 09:33:56 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-02-10 09:34:32 PM  

Great Janitor: So, bumbling cops, outrageous reward and a renegade cop who thinks he's being a hero.  I think I've seen this movie.


Was it Ernest goes to Camp?  (Ya know, because he's in the woods with camping gear.)
 
2013-02-10 09:34:43 PM  
Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.
 
2013-02-10 09:35:00 PM  
come on this guy will anhero one way or another
 
2013-02-10 09:35:08 PM  
Murderers hunting murderers... it's hard to know who to root for.
 
2013-02-10 09:35:56 PM  
I read that as "Donner".

As if they were looking for skeletal remains.

And the "this will end well"bit referred to all the skeleton-searchers getting lost and eatin' each other.
 
2013-02-10 09:36:59 PM  
Lesson learned:

If you aren't famous or a Cop you don't matter.

(Because two regular citizen killed by the same guy in the same way would barely make regional news and would be lucky to end up with 10k, offered for their killer).
 
2013-02-10 09:37:14 PM  
Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.
 
2013-02-10 09:37:35 PM  
Why can't we all just get along?

/-snert-
 
2013-02-10 09:37:52 PM  
"Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.
 
2013-02-10 09:38:01 PM  

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


As someone who just robbed an armored car and am now hiding out in Kuala Lampur, I am not getting a kick...
 
2013-02-10 09:38:09 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?

I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.


I feel like if they just let him kill the people he's after, we'd all be a lot safer. After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.
 
2013-02-10 09:38:21 PM  
I'd be surprised if he's still in LA.  Perhaps the threats on the others was just a smoke screen to keep the search focused on the LA area to give him time to head out of town. (although I'm sure they've already thought of that)
 
2013-02-10 09:38:26 PM  
content7.flixster.com

Musical pocket watch sold separately.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:40 PM  
and for a crazy white guy they'd pay $1.67M

That's racist.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:51 PM  
Oh, he's at a Lowes store in Riverside!  He had a hankering for home improvement supplies in the midst of the biggest manhunt in SoCal history.

Sheesh, his appearances are gonna be like bigfoot sightings for the rest of the week.
 
2013-02-10 09:40:36 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?


He's a cowboy
On a steeeeeel horse he rides
 
2013-02-10 09:41:33 PM  

DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.


Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:55 PM  
Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-02-10 09:42:20 PM  
Approves
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-10 09:42:51 PM  

mrlewish: flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.

You know a bounty is a reward?


flak attack forgot this Fark as well.  Where reading the article has nothing to do with the comments.

Besides if the police are calling for civilians to shoot up the place, then that means instead of paying out to innocent people shot by accident they can arrest the civilian instead.  Quite the game to play, shoot trucks and either go to jail for shooting the wrong person or get $1,000,000.  Either way, the cops no longer have to be called idiots for shooting the wrong folks.
 
2013-02-10 09:42:52 PM  

TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.


He should really hole up at home until this blows over, because he is going to get murdered by a bounty hunter sometime soon.
 
2013-02-10 09:42:57 PM  

SithLord: [www.weblo.com image 600x600]

It's a job.


"NO DISINTEGRATIONS!"
 
2013-02-10 09:43:19 PM  
i127.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-10 09:43:24 PM  

SithLord: It's a job.


No disintegration.
 
2013-02-10 09:43:48 PM  
www.thegatewaypundit.com

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.
 
2013-02-10 09:44:21 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?


Considering that police are shooting at anyone in a pickup, I think civilians are the ones offering the reward.
 
2013-02-10 09:44:23 PM  
The Elites must be REALLY crapping up their $100 Frigo underwears if they're willing to post a million dollars bounty.

Bet the conditions are full of fine print to screw whomever narcs on the guy though.
 
2013-02-10 09:44:29 PM  
Meanwhile, in California,,,
farm9.staticflickr.com

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking
 
2013-02-10 09:46:05 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


It already exists:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dont-Shoot-Im-NOT-DORNER-Bumper-sticker-/271 15 3866863?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f2207a86f
 
2013-02-10 09:46:19 PM  

5 star chef of tv dinners: This bounty will never be paid though.  The bounty is for his "arrest".  Considering that the police are just shooting random trucks up looking for this guy then arresting isn't on their agenda.


Yeah, I think the chief gave that away when he said yesterday (re: reopening the IA case) "I do this not to appease a murderer". If he thought there was any chance of a trial he'd have called Dorner "the suspect".
 
2013-02-10 09:46:40 PM  

tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking


Yeah, I was in Hollywood the other day, and they were more worried about the rain than the shooter.
 
2013-02-10 09:46:51 PM  

phalamir: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

Why?  So far no one has shot at any of them.  Now, Hispanic women - they need to invest in bullet-proof lingerie


Because the thought is hilarious.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:02 PM  

Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.


Killing a cop is ho-hum, but THIS particular killing is making people start to ask questions that the bigshots of LA don't want the peasants to be asking.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:19 PM  
"1,000,000 dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it."
 
2013-02-10 09:47:26 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


that would be so boss if he was found with a big, goofy handwritten sign like that on the back of his truck
 
2013-02-10 09:47:26 PM  

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


Give his name to Sallie May and tell them he's behind on his student loan payments. They will find him tommorow.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:47 PM  

zvoidx: Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]

It already exists:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dont-Shoot-Im-NOT-DORNER-Bumper-sticker-/271 15 3866863?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f2207a86f


Heh. Go figure.
 
2013-02-10 09:48:53 PM  
This guy isn't even real. He's like Bin Laden.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:12 PM  
Americas best trained killer Chris Kyle will find him .. Oh wait, nvm.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:47 PM  

Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.


That.

FormlessOne: What he needs to do is to walk into the nearest federal building with an FBI office and turn himself in, before some cop gets lucky and blows his damned head off.


I wouldn't trust the FBI either. Every bit as corrupt.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:15 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


Already saw some on eBay...
 
2013-02-10 09:50:19 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


25.media.tumblr.com

(Sorry, couldn't find a black guy. Or even one with a good tan.)
 
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