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2013-02-10 06:56:30 PM  
How much for a random black dude?
 
2013-02-10 07:03:15 PM  
Gosh, they seem pretty desperate.
 
2013-02-10 07:12:24 PM  
What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?
 
2013-02-10 07:13:40 PM  
This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.
 
2013-02-10 07:13:42 PM  
Yeah, you wouldn't want someone to shoot up a truck that had two women in it or something like that.
 
2013-02-10 07:15:31 PM  

GAT_00: Yeah, you wouldn't want someone to shoot up a truck that had two women in it or something like that.


QFT
 
2013-02-10 07:17:44 PM  
Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-10 07:18:38 PM  

Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.


They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!
 
2013-02-10 07:20:51 PM  
They way it's going now, the person that calls in the tip will most likely be shot by cops too.
 
2013-02-10 07:21:22 PM  

NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!


Cut the conspiracy theories, they've already said they're reopening the investigation.
 
2013-02-10 07:22:53 PM  
Dead or alive?
 
2013-02-10 07:25:36 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?

 
2013-02-10 07:29:00 PM  
So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.
 
2013-02-10 07:34:05 PM  

violentsalvation: fusillade762: Dead or alive?


Nobody has done all that well on the first so far, so...
 
2013-02-10 07:36:45 PM  
I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.
 
2013-02-10 07:47:14 PM  

SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.


In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.
 
2013-02-10 07:53:30 PM  

Chariset: In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.


It'll be an episode of Law & Order or CSI in the next few months.
 
2013-02-10 07:54:03 PM  

Chariset: SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.

In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.


Huh? It's a national event. Nobody can actually own it, and anybody that wants to write about it can do so.

Who owned the rights for any number of hunt for a real life serial killer movies, or events like 9/11 for that matter?
 
2013-02-10 08:16:25 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!

Cut the conspiracy theories, they've already said they're reopening the investigation.


Speaking of conspiracy theories, it was pointed out on another thread today that by reopening a 5 year old investigation the LAPD can deny any & all FOIA requests on it because it is an "ongoing investigation".

I don't know if that is true or not but if it is, if the LAPD was smart they'd have a couple of reporters from the LA Times & a couple different news stations there with them during the reinvestigation just to head off at the pass any suggestions like I just made.  However given the brilliant way that the LAPD has handled this whole affair so far I'd expect more secret meetings, stonewalling the media, & even more 'don't bring him in alive' orders.
 
2013-02-10 08:19:33 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?


Yes.
 
2013-02-10 08:21:54 PM  
Originally:

trakt.us

"The price for a suspended LAPD cop is two cents!"
 
2013-02-10 08:39:33 PM  

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.


Any retard with a pair of balls and decent eyesight and half brain could do better than the LAPD have done so far.

What is the very, VERY most basic rule of gun saftey?
Never point it at anything you don't want to get shot.

Cops, supposedly there to serve and protect, are supposed to check their targets better at the expense of their own safety for the greater public good. "To Server and Protect" is not small potatoes, it's the job description and your life is supposed to be on the line when necessary to fulfill that role.
 
2013-02-10 08:40:24 PM  
STUPID AUTO CORRECT
 
2013-02-10 08:42:17 PM  
Dead men tell no tales.
 
2013-02-10 08:55:17 PM  

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.


That was my thought too.  They realized they need more help shooting all those trucks.  You have to admit, with all that fire power, more trucks should have been shot up by now.

/if he is in Cali., it is by choice.
 
2013-02-10 08:57:09 PM  
www.dogthebountyhunter.com
 
2013-02-10 09:00:43 PM  
That will go to pay for all of the houses that the apparently Hellfire armed drones that are currently blackening the sky are currently blowing up.
 
2013-02-10 09:09:43 PM  
The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.
 
2013-02-10 09:10:03 PM  
Jesus Christ. I come back home to rural Arizona and to live in the 20th Century, and it's already the 19th?
 
2013-02-10 09:11:19 PM  

rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.


They are so going to out-stupid themselves somehow. I think shooting those two poor women in a truck earlier this week was just a preview.
 
2013-02-10 09:11:58 PM  

basemetal: Dead men tell no tales.


Indeed. The LAPD is doing their damnedest to make sure he commits "suicide."

Given their competence, it'll happen live in front of dozens of news cameras as he's holding up his hands in surrender.

/they can't kill him without martyring him
 
2013-02-10 09:14:30 PM  
This bounty will never be paid though.  The bounty is for his "arrest".  Considering that the police are just shooting random trucks up looking for this guy then arresting isn't on their agenda.
 
2013-02-10 09:20:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


Depends. Are they in good health and do they handle cotton well?
 
2013-02-10 09:21:13 PM  

L.D. Ablo: [www.dogthebountyhunter.com image 311x215]


This would make for the best episode ever.
 
2013-02-10 09:22:14 PM  
Maybe the bounty hunters should just start shooting the shiat out of vehicles that font match the color or the make. No. Nobody would be that farknig stupid.

If Dorner was in my neck of the woods, I'd leave ammunition on the front porch for him.
 
2013-02-10 09:22:17 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-10 09:24:11 PM  
Odd, isn't it? When you have three murders committed by someone else, they don't publicly announce a million-dollar-bounty for his head him. However, this isn't just some guy. He's a cop, with a lot of information that could make other cops look really, really bad.

The "bounty" is to make the other cops look like they want him alive. That's it.

They've already had two separate "mistaken identity" shootings, because the cops are definitely in a "shoot first, let him cool, then ask questions later" mood. We know they want him dead. They know that, hence this stupid PR stunt. What he needs to do is to walk into the nearest federal building with an FBI office and turn himself in, before some cop gets lucky and blows his damned head off.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:32 PM  
rev.daveThey look more like an army than a police force now.

That's always been the LAPD's policing philosophy.

Batter ram!
 
2013-02-10 09:24:36 PM  
Get your shiat together, Los Angeles.
 
2013-02-10 09:25:30 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


Priceless?

/and during Black History Month, too!
 
2013-02-10 09:25:38 PM  
At probably $5,000,000 settlement for each time they shoot the wrong person, $1,000,000 is cheap.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.

They are so going to out-stupid themselves somehow. I think shooting those two poor women in a truck earlier this week was just a preview.


Not to be a buzzkill, but, they are an army. You're talking about one of the most militarized police forces in the United States, the folks who practically invented SWAT, and they're sure as hell looking forward to shooting this guy before someone in the Justice Department gets his hands on him.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:27 PM  
Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.
 
2013-02-10 09:27:43 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.
 
2013-02-10 09:28:33 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


How much for two white women?

or a white surfer dude?
 
2013-02-10 09:29:01 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


Why?  So far no one has shot at any of them.  Now, Hispanic women - they need to invest in bullet-proof lingerie
 
2013-02-10 09:29:10 PM  

Chariset: SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.

In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.



who would they buy them from? Dorner?
 
2013-02-10 09:29:16 PM  
If you're a random person (not LAPD or on Dorner's list), what incentive do you have to call the police?  Dorner isn't killing random people.  Someone is more likely to die when the police swarm the neighborhood and start shooting at the paperboy or someone walking their dog.  Sure you might get a million dollars for the tip, you might also get killed by some dumbass cop.

/although you could annoy the hell out of people by using a payphone to submit false tips, the PD would roll in and lock down the neighborhood for hours, if not days, at this point
 
2013-02-10 09:29:20 PM  

SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.


No no it ends with Clint Eastwood driving a bus up to the steps of city hall.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:21 PM  
Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.
 
2013-02-10 09:30:20 PM  

flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.


You know a bounty is a reward?
 
2013-02-10 09:31:36 PM  
USC is throwing in some cash for the reward. Guess Kiffin will recruit anyone.
 
2013-02-10 09:31:54 PM  
www.weblo.com

It's a job.
 
2013-02-10 09:32:15 PM  

flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.


What if you shoot him then pretend you stumbled across the body?  10%?
 
2013-02-10 09:32:29 PM  
So, bumbling cops, outrageous reward and a renegade cop who thinks he's being a hero.  I think I've seen this movie.
 
2013-02-10 09:32:51 PM  

rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.


They do?

Cuz I live in L.A. and I've not seen any sign of an army anywhere on the ground.
 
2013-02-10 09:33:18 PM  
Hey, if anyone sees him, could you give him a ride about 1000 miles north?
I just want to take a quick look.

/911 on the line
 
2013-02-10 09:33:56 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-02-10 09:34:32 PM  

Great Janitor: So, bumbling cops, outrageous reward and a renegade cop who thinks he's being a hero.  I think I've seen this movie.


Was it Ernest goes to Camp?  (Ya know, because he's in the woods with camping gear.)
 
2013-02-10 09:34:43 PM  
Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.
 
2013-02-10 09:35:00 PM  
come on this guy will anhero one way or another
 
2013-02-10 09:35:08 PM  
Murderers hunting murderers... it's hard to know who to root for.
 
2013-02-10 09:35:56 PM  
I read that as "Donner".

As if they were looking for skeletal remains.

And the "this will end well"bit referred to all the skeleton-searchers getting lost and eatin' each other.
 
2013-02-10 09:36:59 PM  
Lesson learned:

If you aren't famous or a Cop you don't matter.

(Because two regular citizen killed by the same guy in the same way would barely make regional news and would be lucky to end up with 10k, offered for their killer).
 
2013-02-10 09:37:14 PM  
Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.
 
2013-02-10 09:37:35 PM  
Why can't we all just get along?

/-snert-
 
2013-02-10 09:37:52 PM  
"Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.
 
2013-02-10 09:38:01 PM  

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


As someone who just robbed an armored car and am now hiding out in Kuala Lampur, I am not getting a kick...
 
2013-02-10 09:38:09 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?

I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.


I feel like if they just let him kill the people he's after, we'd all be a lot safer. After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.
 
2013-02-10 09:38:21 PM  
I'd be surprised if he's still in LA.  Perhaps the threats on the others was just a smoke screen to keep the search focused on the LA area to give him time to head out of town. (although I'm sure they've already thought of that)
 
2013-02-10 09:38:26 PM  
content7.flixster.com

Musical pocket watch sold separately.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:40 PM  
and for a crazy white guy they'd pay $1.67M

That's racist.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:51 PM  
Oh, he's at a Lowes store in Riverside!  He had a hankering for home improvement supplies in the midst of the biggest manhunt in SoCal history.

Sheesh, his appearances are gonna be like bigfoot sightings for the rest of the week.
 
2013-02-10 09:40:36 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?


He's a cowboy
On a steeeeeel horse he rides
 
2013-02-10 09:41:33 PM  

DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.


Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:55 PM  
Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-02-10 09:42:20 PM  
Approves
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-10 09:42:51 PM  

mrlewish: flak attack: Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.

You know a bounty is a reward?


flak attack forgot this Fark as well.  Where reading the article has nothing to do with the comments.

Besides if the police are calling for civilians to shoot up the place, then that means instead of paying out to innocent people shot by accident they can arrest the civilian instead.  Quite the game to play, shoot trucks and either go to jail for shooting the wrong person or get $1,000,000.  Either way, the cops no longer have to be called idiots for shooting the wrong folks.
 
2013-02-10 09:42:52 PM  

TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.


He should really hole up at home until this blows over, because he is going to get murdered by a bounty hunter sometime soon.
 
2013-02-10 09:42:57 PM  

SithLord: [www.weblo.com image 600x600]

It's a job.


"NO DISINTEGRATIONS!"
 
2013-02-10 09:43:19 PM  
i127.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-10 09:43:24 PM  

SithLord: It's a job.


No disintegration.
 
2013-02-10 09:43:48 PM  
www.thegatewaypundit.com

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.
 
2013-02-10 09:44:21 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?


Considering that police are shooting at anyone in a pickup, I think civilians are the ones offering the reward.
 
2013-02-10 09:44:23 PM  
The Elites must be REALLY crapping up their $100 Frigo underwears if they're willing to post a million dollars bounty.

Bet the conditions are full of fine print to screw whomever narcs on the guy though.
 
2013-02-10 09:44:29 PM  
Meanwhile, in California,,,
farm9.staticflickr.com

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking
 
2013-02-10 09:46:05 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


It already exists:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dont-Shoot-Im-NOT-DORNER-Bumper-sticker-/271 15 3866863?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f2207a86f
 
2013-02-10 09:46:19 PM  

5 star chef of tv dinners: This bounty will never be paid though.  The bounty is for his "arrest".  Considering that the police are just shooting random trucks up looking for this guy then arresting isn't on their agenda.


Yeah, I think the chief gave that away when he said yesterday (re: reopening the IA case) "I do this not to appease a murderer". If he thought there was any chance of a trial he'd have called Dorner "the suspect".
 
2013-02-10 09:46:40 PM  

tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking


Yeah, I was in Hollywood the other day, and they were more worried about the rain than the shooter.
 
2013-02-10 09:46:51 PM  

phalamir: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

Why?  So far no one has shot at any of them.  Now, Hispanic women - they need to invest in bullet-proof lingerie


Because the thought is hilarious.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:02 PM  

Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.


Killing a cop is ho-hum, but THIS particular killing is making people start to ask questions that the bigshots of LA don't want the peasants to be asking.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:19 PM  
"1,000,000 dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it."
 
2013-02-10 09:47:26 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


that would be so boss if he was found with a big, goofy handwritten sign like that on the back of his truck
 
2013-02-10 09:47:26 PM  

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


Give his name to Sallie May and tell them he's behind on his student loan payments. They will find him tommorow.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:47 PM  

zvoidx: Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]

It already exists:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dont-Shoot-Im-NOT-DORNER-Bumper-sticker-/271 15 3866863?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f2207a86f


Heh. Go figure.
 
2013-02-10 09:48:53 PM  
This guy isn't even real. He's like Bin Laden.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:12 PM  
Americas best trained killer Chris Kyle will find him .. Oh wait, nvm.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:47 PM  

Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.


That.

FormlessOne: What he needs to do is to walk into the nearest federal building with an FBI office and turn himself in, before some cop gets lucky and blows his damned head off.


I wouldn't trust the FBI either. Every bit as corrupt.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:15 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


Already saw some on eBay...
 
2013-02-10 09:50:19 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


25.media.tumblr.com

(Sorry, couldn't find a black guy. Or even one with a good tan.)
 
2013-02-10 09:50:33 PM  

tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking


He's had enough time, he could be in my neighborhood by now.  It would make sense to head to a city with enough people to blend in and the police aren't looking for you.  Going a thousand or so miles would buy some time.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:42 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.

Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.


Ugh, don't give them any ideas.

I just really wish the Law Enforcement community would protect the public day-to-day with the same commitment and fervor with which they protect their own. Also, holding officers to the same punishment as civilians would be nice. I'm pretty sure if I shot up those trucks, I would be sitting in jail for attempted murder.

It's ok for the police to fark up but you better not, citizen.
 
2013-02-10 09:53:36 PM  

TV's Vinnie: The Elites must be REALLY crapping up their $100 Frigo underwears...


while the Brutes just chuckle silently @ their panic.

The Grunts, Jackals, Hunters Drones & Prophets could not be reached for comment
 
2013-02-10 09:53:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-10 09:54:53 PM  

apoptotic: 5 star chef of tv dinners: This bounty will never be paid though.  The bounty is for his "arrest".  Considering that the police are just shooting random trucks up looking for this guy then arresting isn't on their agenda.

Yeah, I think the chief gave that away when he said yesterday (re: reopening the IA case) "I do this not to appease a murderer". If he thought there was any chance of a trial he'd have called Dorner "the suspect".


Talk about tainting the jury pool.
 
2013-02-10 09:55:01 PM  

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.
 
2013-02-10 09:55:22 PM  

revrendjim: MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.

Give his name to Sallie May and tell them he's behind on his student loan payments. They will find him tommorow.


I should not be laughing at this as hard as I am.....

+1 and a cookie.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:17 PM  
The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:34 PM  

DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.


I'm curious what motivation some of the donors on this list had. Seems like an unusual bunch.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:37 PM  
This isnt a bribe for you or me or almost anyone else.  This is a bribe for his "accomplices" who they believe are hiding him.  This is rapid desperation and its pretty telling.  They must have absolutely no idea where he is and this leads credence to Dorner's manifesto bragging that they wont be able to find him.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:38 PM  

lack of warmth: tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking

He's had enough time, he could be in my neighborhood by now.  It would make sense to head to a city with enough people to blend in and the police aren't looking for you.  Going a thousand or so miles would buy some time.


There has to be some kind of time limit where if he can avoid contact with the police for X amount of time, he will reach a point where he cannot be recognized.  Grow out his hair, wait for the news cycle to move on, get some glasses, ear rings, stuff that will make him look different.  Live in an area with plenty of other large black guys, etc.

I would tend to assume there was an alternative means of transportation somewhere near that burned out Nissan on Big Bear and he's moved on, but he might be back once the protective details are gone.  Really now the big question is how patient he is and if he can happily lurk around in some bolthole for months.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:42 PM  

ontariolightning: Americas best trained killer Chris Kyle will find him .. Oh wait, nvm.


Owch...
 
2013-02-10 09:56:42 PM  

LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.


With his training, he probably used a time delay fuse and was well out of the area before the truck went up in flames. Why would he set the truck on fire unless he wanted cops to focus their attention to that area?
 
2013-02-10 09:56:53 PM  

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?


Why should they outsource, they are doing a great job of shooting civilians!

Granted they are random civilians, but at least cops can shoot.
 
2013-02-10 09:57:03 PM  
This reward reminds me of an old joke. Man walks into a newspaper office to place an add. Lost dog. Black poodle. Name tag on collar is Precious. $5000 reward. Clerk says, you must really love your wife to offer that large reward. Man says, I'm not too worried about anyone collecting it, Precious is buried 6 feet deep in the back yard.
 
2013-02-10 09:58:00 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?


If that is your criteria for the trend then Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) set this bar a long time back. He did have a $1,000,000 reward after killing random civilians. Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

skcentral.com
-Sofa
 
2013-02-10 09:59:00 PM  

tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking


Because unless you're a cop, you're not his target.
 
2013-02-10 09:59:01 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Cuz I live in L.A. and I've not seen any sign of an army anywhere on the ground.


I'm not here to hate on LAPD, but go to any major event where they're doing riot control before you say that again.

/They out-train and out-gun many a third world shiathole
//And rightfully so
 
2013-02-10 09:59:03 PM  

poe_zlaw: Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]

that would be so boss if he was found with a big, goofy handwritten sign like that on the back of his truck



Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.


CA DMV

Yeah, don't do that. I know there are exceptions further down the linked page, but you wanna get shot?
 
2013-02-10 09:59:35 PM  
www.scene-stealers.com
 
2013-02-10 10:00:20 PM  

UsikFark: Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.


Of course right about now, 90% of SoCal PD is too scared to get out of their cruiser to issue that ticket.
 
2013-02-10 10:00:22 PM  
Eric Rudolph was on the run for how long?
 
2013-02-10 10:01:18 PM  
tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking



A few months ago, some guy fired on a CHP motorcycle cop, ran his car into a telephone pole and fled on foot near my company's office building. This was late in the afternoon.  This resulted in 2 ghetto birds flying around and the cops blocked off the entrance to the 405, inevitably causing a lot of traffic problems.

My coworkers learning about what happened were annoyed that they'd have to figure out an alternate route to get to the freeway to go home.  They were not concerned that some desperate criminal was running around the area.

CSB?
 
2013-02-10 10:02:08 PM  
He must have some good **** on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.
 
2013-02-10 10:02:33 PM  

DoomPaul: LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.

With his training, he probably used a time delay fuse and was well out of the area before the truck went up in flames. Why would he set the truck on fire unless he wanted cops to focus their attention to that area?


 Set car on fire. Walk 1 mile to other car.  Drive away.  Meanwhile, leave ID and a wallet 90 miles away.

His point is to obscure where he's at, and where he's going.  I hate to give him credit, but if he's dead from exposure he's got a touch of the Downs.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:11 PM  

Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.


Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:24 PM  

2wolves: Eric Rudolph was on the run for how long?


2 years actively bombing things, 5 additional years lying low.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:28 PM  
Wow, $1,000,000???

You know how many AR-15's I can buy with that?
 
2013-02-10 10:03:35 PM  
Can we make this into a gun thread?
 
2013-02-10 10:05:17 PM  
There seems to me to be more chances than not he is already dead (likely by his own hand). The truck with a broken axle, ammo and camping gear just points to his planned rampage falling apart. Maybe he is/was uber devious and set this up as a brilliant diversion but that takes a pretty big stretch to buy I think. With the fresh snow and cold temperatures all the heat detecting aircraft in existence won't find a frozen cadaver. Dogs don't do too well when there is a foot of new snow covering any tracks either. With his plans trashed by the breakdown of his truck and the certainty that he is/was a dead man anyway, hiking off into the forest and taking his own life would leave the police hunting for him until the spring thaw, a great FU that will keep the public's eye on the LAPD for some time. That is about as much vengeance as he could hope for after the axle broke.
 
2013-02-10 10:05:24 PM  
Well, Everglades python hunt, it's time to bid you adieu. Southern California is calling!
 
2013-02-10 10:06:14 PM  

Krieghund: Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.



Yeah, so three civilians.

/Non-military individuals
 
2013-02-10 10:06:27 PM  

ha-ha-guy: UsikFark: Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.

Of course right about now, 90% of SoCal PD is too scared to get out of their cruiser to issue that ticket.


I'm not saying you should be worried about a paper ticket...
 
2013-02-10 10:07:00 PM  
law enforcement is no longer "to serve and protect" but has become "take money from citizens so we can buy more toys" That is why so many people are thinking this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOT9fZ3M0Ew

0% of revenue should go back to the police budget. It is a conflict of interest
 
2013-02-10 10:07:25 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good

TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?
 
2013-02-10 10:07:30 PM  

GungFu: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 450x376]

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.


He's probably wearing red lipstick, a wig, and a tracksuit, walking down the street in the middle of Mardi Gras.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:17 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?


Police are civilians.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:20 PM  

Gurrker: There seems to me to be more chances than not he is already dead (likely by his own hand). The truck with a broken axle, ammo and camping gear just points to his planned rampage falling apart. Maybe he is/was uber devious and set this up as a brilliant diversion but that takes a pretty big stretch to buy I think. With the fresh snow and cold temperatures all the heat detecting aircraft in existence won't find a frozen cadaver. Dogs don't do too well when there is a foot of new snow covering any tracks either. With his plans trashed by the breakdown of his truck and the certainty that he is/was a dead man anyway, hiking off into the forest and taking his own life would leave the police hunting for him until the spring thaw, a great FU that will keep the public's eye on the LAPD for some time. That is about as much vengeance as he could hope for after the axle broke.


Why would he leave his survival gear and weapons behind in the truck though?  If he was going to have to hoof through Big Bear it you'd expect the survival gear to be taken by him.  Given he's planted other false flags (the badge on the sidewalk) and the like, it seems just as credible to say he loaded the truck down to make it look like he was going to pull an Eric Rudolph.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:24 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Popcorn Johnny: NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!

Cut the conspiracy theories, they've already said they're reopening the investigation.

Speaking of conspiracy theories, it was pointed out on another thread today that by reopening a 5 year old investigation the LAPD can deny any & all FOIA requests on it because it is an "ongoing investigation".



Absolutely bang on. It sure smells funny when they put out a bounty on a fugitive. I've never heard of any police force putting  a bounty on someone before. Looks like they want him to be shut up pretty bad and permanently. Last bounty I heard of was exclusively for relatives and friends of ruling dictatorships.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:43 PM  
Dorner had time to set the whole thing up, so he's likely long gone.  A second vehicle, drive down to the coast, hop a small boat and you're in Mexico tomorrow.  Where you probably have a safehouse waiting.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:48 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


About tree-fiddy.
 
2013-02-10 10:09:04 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?


gunnuts.net

Post Boobs Not Guns!
 
2013-02-10 10:09:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?


Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
 
2013-02-10 10:10:03 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?


You mean that we all vote to disarm the gang know as the LAPD? It is clear that have no standards for screening recruits or a undersatanding gun control.

Or

A gun porn thread before all guns are banned?
 
2013-02-10 10:10:06 PM  
HiFiGuy: Well, Everglades python hunt, it's time to bid you adieu. Southern California is calling!

Florida bounty hunters!  We don't need their scum.
 
2013-02-10 10:10:07 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?


Check the comment above yours...
 
2013-02-10 10:10:33 PM  

MikeSass: Oh yeah, that is the $$number$$ I have been holding out for.  *eyeroll*

Seriously now, if the US Gov wanted this guy found badly enough, he would be found already.  They find armored car robbers hiding in Kuala Lumpur faster than this.


armored car robbers never did SERE exercises.
 
2013-02-10 10:10:51 PM  

maddermaxx: TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.

He should really hole up at home until this blows over, because he is going to get murdered by a bounty hunter sometime soon.


Going back to Cali?
fly-ishtv.com

I don't think so
 
2013-02-10 10:11:07 PM  
So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.
 
2013-02-10 10:11:12 PM  

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease


Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P
 
2013-02-10 10:12:06 PM  

rvabenji: They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).


That's not really their decision to make.

What horrible times we live in where any of this is acceptable.
 
2013-02-10 10:12:09 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Police are civilians.


Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious. I want to see you pull that off in a courtroom!

Now THAT'S comedy.
 
2013-02-10 10:12:29 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's Magnum P.I. making the announcement.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:32 PM  

Snarfangel: I think civilians are the ones offering the reward.


They are paying for it.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:47 PM  
We get it, he is black.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:47 PM  

Intel154: cowgirl toffee: Can we make this into a gun thread?

Check the comment above yours...


*giddy* Wishes can come true!
 
2013-02-10 10:14:08 PM  

rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.


He is suspected in these killings. No proof, no trial. Remember the "old innocent until proven guilty" concept?
 
2013-02-10 10:14:22 PM  

Land Ark: Tickle Mittens: Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?

I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.

I feel like if they just let him kill the people he's after, we'd all be a lot safer. After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.


Seriously? I am so sick of hearing how he has not killed an innocent person. He has killed THREE innocent people. The daughter had nothing to do with his case, her dad did. The boyfriend made the huge mistake of falling in love with a cops daughter? And then, to top it off, a cop doing his damned job will never see his children grow up because of this clown

I am mot defending the police here, they have a lot of explaining to do. This guy is scum and he has killed innocents. Enough with the pretending that he is a good guy.
 
2013-02-10 10:14:55 PM  
Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion   Police are civilians.


Really?  Didn't we already beat that horse to death in the second or third to last thread on this topic?
 
2013-02-10 10:14:57 PM  

Krieghund: Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.


My bad, the point remains though on rewards. I amend the earlier post to 3 kills each.

-Sofa
 
2013-02-10 10:14:58 PM  

blanchae: He is suspected in these killings. No proof, no trial. Remember the "old innocent until proven guilty" concept?


O.J. Simpson?
 
2013-02-10 10:15:03 PM  

GungFu: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 450x376]

How the hell is anyone going to find him? He's like a master of disguise.


A buddy of mine is the spitting image of Dorner, he is only 5 foot 7 tho, we gave him a goatee and a mullet wig (both blond) he flipped us off but after seeing a CNN report showing the pickups the LAPD shot up he dug em out of the trash can and put em on....
 
2013-02-10 10:15:07 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


i.imgur.com

Too late....
 
2013-02-10 10:15:16 PM  

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.
 
2013-02-10 10:15:40 PM  

NotoriousFire: Krieghund: Sofakinbd: Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

Dorner killed two civilians and a member of the City of Riverside Police Department.


Yeah, so three civilians.

/Non-military individuals


Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Police are civilians.


Police are considered "sworn".  May be civilians in a binary military/non-military system, but among civilians they are not "civilians"
 
2013-02-10 10:16:13 PM  

Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.


I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.
 
2013-02-10 10:17:18 PM  

DoomPaul: Kumana Wanalaia: DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.

Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.

Ugh, don't give them any ideas.

I just really wish the Law Enforcement community would protect the public day-to-day with the same commitment and fervor with which they protect their own. Also, holding officers to the same punishment as civilians would be nice. I'm pretty sure if I shot up those trucks, I would be sitting in jail for attempted murder.

It's ok for the police to fark up but you better not, citizen.


1million dollars for this man who has a set target and not randomly killing people
and
night stalker bounty in 1989 $36,777.00 adjust for inflation $68,094.99

 Be nice if the city and police dpt came down hard on every serial killer as they do on Dorner
 
2013-02-10 10:17:18 PM  
img853.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-10 10:18:12 PM  

DoomPaul: I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.


Is it known how much time passed between the car being set on fire and it being found?
 
2013-02-10 10:18:42 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


That kind of sign tactic is exactly what Dorner would do.

Shoot first. Clean up is someone else problem.

Its the LA Way.
 
2013-02-10 10:19:54 PM  

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P


Roberta Vasquez used to be a CHP as I recall.
 
2013-02-10 10:20:32 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.


Yeah, the only way he's likely to be dead is if he was hit during that gun battle with the protective detail and the wound was serious.
 
2013-02-10 10:20:52 PM  
I used to work with a guy who looks just like Dorner. I'm guessing he staying home until this guy is caught or killed.

/Is the bounty Dead or Alive
//DRTFA
 
2013-02-10 10:21:19 PM  
s12.postimage.org
 
2013-02-10 10:21:37 PM  

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P


Here you go:

s8.postimage.org
 
2013-02-10 10:21:44 PM  

LesserEvil: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

[i.imgur.com image 615x410]

Too late....


Black Jay Leno?
 
2013-02-10 10:22:17 PM  
I wonder if they realize they're doing exactly what he wants them to do.
 
2013-02-10 10:23:23 PM  

finnished: DoomPaul: I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.

Is it known how much time passed between the car being set on fire and it being found?


He shot at several police officers at 1:30 AM at Thursday then got away. His truck was found burning at noon the same day.
 
2013-02-10 10:23:33 PM  

kregh99: tinyarena: Meanwhile, in California,,,
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x209]

I don't know where he went either, and I don't see anyone panicking

Because unless you're a cop, you're not his target.


I can assure you, the police I have known would not be crapping their pants over this.

/like I would be :)
 
2013-02-10 10:23:45 PM  

fredklein: Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?How much for two white women?or a white surfer dude?


How much for your women? (pops)
 
2013-02-10 10:24:43 PM  
meatballcandy.com

smokin'
 
2013-02-10 10:24:47 PM  
Meanwhile, back on Ebay, $16.00
i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-02-10 10:25:05 PM  

fueldr:  The boyfriend made the huge mistake of falling in love with a cops daughter?


it does seem suicidal to date a cop's daughter; though the danger there is usually from her own father.

/when he threatens you saying "I could kill you and get away with it", you know he could!!!!
 
2013-02-10 10:25:50 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.


You didn't exactly pay attention in American History class did you?
 
2013-02-10 10:26:12 PM  

blanchae: rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.

He is suspected in these killings. No proof, no trial. Remember the "old innocent until proven guilty" concept?


They were killed by someone who was in their backseat, apparently?  In a parking garage with security cameras? But no one saw nothing and there's no taped footage?

Yeah, looks like a set up.  And that's not even implausible.
 
2013-02-10 10:26:15 PM  

doglover: Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.

Any retard with a pair of balls and decent eyesight and half brain could do better than the LAPD have done so far.

What is the very, VERY most basic rule of gun saftey?
Never point it at anything you don't want to get shot.


Never point it at anyone you don't intend to kill.

FTFY.
 
2013-02-10 10:26:37 PM  

TommyJReed: Given the level of competence shown by the LAPD during this whole fiasco; I'm quite surprised that LL Cool J wasn't gunned down by uniformed officers on the red carpet at the Grammy awards.


Oh good, im not the only one who sees it. A buddy of mine asked me yesterday "Who the hell does Dorner look like, celebrity, its been bugging me since this whole thing started?" "He looks like a 4:3 LL Cool J in 16:9."
 
2013-02-10 10:27:24 PM  

DoomPaul: Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.

I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.


Except that we'll never know when Dorner's truck axle broke.  That's because Keystone Cops removing the truck from the scene aren't sure if the axle was already broken when they found the truck or if they broke it while removing it from the scene.

/it's as if the LAPD doesn't want any usable evidence found.

//adjusts tinfoil hat.
 
2013-02-10 10:27:36 PM  

LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.


He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs.  He's got friends in every town and village from here to Seattle, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.  With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

/drtfa
 
2013-02-10 10:28:02 PM  

nmemkha: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P

Here you go:

[s8.postimage.org image 200x173]


Not quite the "meat candy" I had envisioned.   :P
 
2013-02-10 10:28:45 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: DoomPaul: Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.

I don't think he specifically set his truck on fire for that reason. He wanted police to think he was in the Big Bear area. He could have easily ditched his truck in a lake or a pre-dug ditch and covered it up, parked it in an obscure area, or switched license plates. Instead he chose to do something that would instantly bring attention from nearby people and eventually law enforcement. He had to have had this planned in advance to draw police to the area and concentrate there while he could move to another location(s) more easily.

Except that we'll never know when Dorner's truck axle broke.  That's because Keystone Cops removing the truck from the scene aren't sure if the axle was already broken when they found the truck or if they broke it while removing it from the scene.

/it's as if the LAPD doesn't want any usable evidence found.

//adjusts tinfoil hat.


Oh wow, I haven't heard about that. That's some great detective work.
 
2013-02-10 10:28:58 PM  

borg: I used to work with a guy who looks just like Dorner. I'm guessing he staying home until this guy is caught or killed.

/Is the bounty Dead or Alive
//DRTFA


Bounty is for information leading to his *arrest*. LAPD has about as much intention of paying even a penny to whoever snitches on him as they do in taking Dorner alive.
 
2013-02-10 10:29:23 PM  
Hi, my name is Chris Dorner and I'm really getting a kick out of these re*BLAM*
 
2013-02-10 10:29:28 PM  

LesserEvil: 2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.

[i.imgur.com image 615x410]

Too late....


Messing with my weed is like messing with my emotions, Smokey
 
2013-02-10 10:29:32 PM  
i.imgur.com

How the LAPD must feel.
 
2013-02-10 10:29:58 PM  
DoomPaul:

He shot at several police officers at 1:30 AM at Thursday then got away. His truck was found burning at noon the same day.

He's not going to be able to pull into a gas station and fill 'er up without getting noticed by another customer or by video surveillance.  He had to get rid of the truck.
 
2013-02-10 10:30:32 PM  

King Something: borg: I used to work with a guy who looks just like Dorner. I'm guessing he staying home until this guy is caught or killed.

/Is the bounty Dead or Alive
//DRTFA

Bounty is for information leading to his *arrest*. LAPD has about as much intention of paying even a penny to whoever snitches on him as they do in taking Dorner alive.


He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.
 
2013-02-10 10:30:47 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Walking a for a few hours after he left his truck would put him back in temperate climate.

/His truck broke down in southern California, Sweet Cheeks, not the Arctic tundra.


You do realize it snows in a large portion of California like where the dudes burned out truck was found & have you ever been in a desert after dark in the winter sweet cheeks?
 
2013-02-10 10:31:10 PM  
Um, I thought this guy was intelligent?  All he has to do is go to the nearest Pay-n-Spray and his Warrant Level will instantly go to zero.  Then he can go crazy again.
 
2013-02-10 10:32:11 PM  
chris, if youre reading this, If you call me and let me turn you in, I promise I will give all $1,000,000 to your mom and sister. This can be a contract.
 
2013-02-10 10:33:26 PM  
ONLY A MILLION BUCKS???!!!!!  farkING SERIOUSLY??!???!!!!!


Who the hell does a one have to kill? Now, 30 million is ridiculous. Let's be honest here. There needs to be a bar to measure at and even OBL didn't get that much.  But a million is just insulting. Especially after the IRS gets its cut. Just to show some respect, they should have at least offered 5. 10 would have been a nice gesture.

/be careful what you wish for libs - it might come true
//HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! !!!!
 
2013-02-10 10:34:08 PM  
Quentin Tarantino tapped to direct "Million Dollar N*****" starring Mario van Peebles
 
2013-02-10 10:34:57 PM  
geek-news.mtv.com
 
2013-02-10 10:35:37 PM  

brandent: SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.

No no it ends with Clint Eastwood driving a bus up to the steps of city hall.


No, it ends with Arnold flying s jet into the corporate office building of the TV studio
 
2013-02-10 10:36:37 PM  
Through it all I am still most amazed that police can identify a severely burned out truck, but had issues on multiple occasions identifying undamaged trucks.

Also the statement that still irks me through this all:
"'I do this not to appease a murderer.  I do it to reassure the public that their police department is transparent and fair in all things we do," the chief said in a statement.'

1.  He is not a murderer yet.  Ok well he is (my opinion) but not official yet and it is bad form for any public official to publicly state otherwise prior to a trial.
2.  The police department should not be reviewing the prior case for the public's sake they should be reviewing the prior case FOR THEIR OWN SAKE.
3.  "Fair in all things we do." Yes yes they are.  Such as naming an man, who to this point has been convicted of nothing, a murderer.


The outcome I hope that arises from all of this is Dorner turns himself in some place far from LA and is able to convince someone that there is zero chance of him receiving a fair trial in LA.  That he has some really really farking good lawyer more interested in prestige than money on his side and that at the end of everything he goes to prison and a crap ton of LA cops get fired/end up in prison as a result of it.

I personally disagree with how Dorner has proceeded with things, but I have found the police reaction in Southern California through the course of these events (as well as at a lot of prior events) abhorrent.  I find it ridiculous that not once but twice police have shot up vehicles that not only do not match the description of Dorners truck, but the occupants were no where near Dorner's description, and the end result of all of that will be no major reprimands for the police.  All of those officers SHOULD BE facing charges of attempted murder, because that is what they actually did.  And to anyone that defends the cops for those actions, go fark yourself, police even more so than other gun users should follow one of the primary rules of using firearms CLEARLY IDENTIFY YOUR TARGET BEFORE YOU PULL THE TRIGGER.  If you do not know what you are shooting at then you should not be shooting in the first place.

I don't dislike all police, just those that are doing the exact opposite of their stated jobs.
 
2013-02-10 10:36:44 PM  
Look, I don't want him killing anyone else. But the Justice Department needs to look into all of his allegations. Having the LAPD re-open the investigation is not going to yield anything new or different.

I hope they catch the guy alive, but I sure wouldn't bet my lunch money on it. Those cops are out for blood.

thisdistractedglobe.com
 
2013-02-10 10:37:05 PM  
I can't wait for him to hole up in a Bass Pro Shops, demanding that the chief come to talk him down.
 
2013-02-10 10:37:08 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.

Hey, these are the good times. Before long, Corporations will be financing the assassination of citizens by the police.


And hiring street samurai?
 
2013-02-10 10:37:26 PM  

rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.


I don't think it's mutually exclusive that he is a crazy murderer OR a guy who knows too much, I think it's both. I think he witnessed things he wasn't psychologically able to handle, when he tried to do something to stop it, they went all Thin Blue Line on him and started persecuting him, which eventually caused him to snap, and when he did so, he didn't do it in a 'good' way, he just had a mental breakdown and became violent and killed innocent people.

So, I don't think he's a saint or a martyr, but I think he did see things the LAPD does not want being made public. And if it was true that he witnessed the killing and coverup of an innocent person, I think a case could be made that it caused PTSD which contributed to his snapping and subsequent killing rampage.

Of course, such a case won't be made for the obvious reasons, but just from how the LAPD is reacting, I think there's a lot of blame to go around in this situation.
 
2013-02-10 10:37:50 PM  

clintp: doglover: Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.

Any retard with a pair of balls and decent eyesight and half brain could do better than the LAPD have done so far.

What is the very, VERY most basic rule of gun saftey?
Never point it at anything you don't want to get shot.

Never point it at anyone you don't intend to kill.

FTFY.


No you didn't. You also don't point guns at things you don't want to get shot. For example, the propane tanks on your grill that's adjacent to your highly flammable house.
 
2013-02-10 10:38:35 PM  

beta_plus: ONLY A MILLION BUCKS???!!!!!  farkING SERIOUSLY??!???!!!!!


Who the hell does a one have to kill? Now, 30 million is ridiculous. Let's be honest here. There needs to be a bar to measure at and even OBL didn't get that much.  But a million is just insulting. Especially after the IRS gets its cut. Just to show some respect, they should have at least offered 5. 10 would have been a nice gesture.

/be careful what you wish for libs - it might come true
//HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! !!!!


I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.
 
2013-02-10 10:39:03 PM  

TommyymmoT: Meanwhile, back on Ebay, $16.00
[i.ebayimg.com image 750x750]


That looks just like something Christopher Dorner would wear!
 
2013-02-10 10:39:11 PM  
Some times he sleeps.  Some times it's not for days.
 
2013-02-10 10:39:24 PM  

rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

For those of you that are rooting for him, get your life together. He killed two people that had nothing to do with anything, they just happened to be related to someone he didn't like. For all he knew she hated her father as much as he did. And the other three cops he shot? Weren't even farking LAPD. They could have been the "small percentage" of good ones. 

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.


As i have previously pointed out in other threads those are ALLEGED crimes. The only ones they know for sure are the attack on the four cops since they actually had witnesses for those. So technically he can only be called a murderer of one and an ATTEMPTED murderer of three more. Just slightly worse then the area  Police.
/just saying.
 
2013-02-10 10:40:04 PM  

Sofakinbd: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

If that is your criteria for the trend then Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) set this bar a long time back. He did have a $1,000,000 reward after killing random civilians. Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

skcentral.com
-Sofa


Although it did take 15 years for the Unabomber reward to be posted.   The LAPD certainly were quick on the draw (in more ways than one) to offer the same type of reward on someone who appears not to be a threat to anyone but 40 specific people and police officers.

It's only because of the poor marksmanship of the LAPD that the death tally isn't currently 3 on both sides.
 
2013-02-10 10:40:09 PM  
So, uh, are they looking for a cop-killer or Bane?
 
2013-02-10 10:40:21 PM  

Theaetetus: So, I was wondering out loud, "why did Dorner bother setting his truck on fire... it's not like he was concerned about fingerprints..." and my wife pointed out that he heard about the shooting of the two women and the surfer:

Timeline:
Feb. 7: At 5:30 a.m. Officers from the Los Angeles and Torrance police departments each shoot at two pickup trucks they each mistakenly believe is Dorner's, after hearing over their radios that he may be coming their way. Two women are injured in the first shooting.
Feb. 7: About 8:30 a.m., Dorner's burned out truck was found in the area of Forest Road 2N10 and Club View in Big Bear Lake. About 2:30 p.m., deputies were able to confirm the vehicle belonged to Christopher Dorner.

In other words, (i) Dorner has a police scanner, and (ii) he doesn't want innocent people shot.


...Oh, god, that would be so horrible. I mean, damn. The guy is batshiat, but he's trying to do the right thing, and to suddenly realize he's farked up like that...

/Really hope the dude just comes to his senses, goes to an FBI office in another city, and turns himself the hell in.
 
2013-02-10 10:40:51 PM  

SithLord: [www.weblo.com image 600x600]

It's a job.


img.geocaching.com

No disintegrations.
 
2013-02-10 10:44:53 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Except that we'll never know when Dorner's truck axle broke. That's because Keystone Cops removing the truck from the scene aren't sure if the axle was already broken when they found the truck or if they broke it while removing it from the scene.


Seems like it almost has to be after it burned, doesn't it? I mean, it's a truck, not a covered wagon. When's the last time you heard of a vehicle axle breaking and stranding someone? On the other hand, after a really hot fire, I can totally see it breaking while being towed.
 
2013-02-10 10:47:17 PM  
I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.
 
2013-02-10 10:47:19 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


Even better:

www.theage.com.au
 
2013-02-10 10:47:44 PM  
If younreally want to troll the LAPD, ya just need to have a few dozen folks call in the location of a large, black, on duty, LAPD officer in a cruiser and say you're positive it's Dorner.
 
2013-02-10 10:49:30 PM  

cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.


I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.
 
2013-02-10 10:49:38 PM  

nmemkha: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P

Here you go:

[s8.postimage.org image 200x173]


No, that's not what I-- ugh, never mind...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-10 10:50:54 PM  
I have never been one of those conspiracy type people but reading some of his so-called manifesto, if any of that is true? Christ.  I do not condone any innocent people dying (if he did it - adjusting tin-foil hat) but there's just so much farked up shiat that just seems plausible.  It really does sound like a movie.  A man pushed off the edge when he was trying to do the right thing. Wowza.

LAPD looks like a bunch of schmucks. Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.
 
2013-02-10 10:51:43 PM  

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


So he's a zombie and he turned after he took off on that motorcycle he'd stashed up there and he's a zombie on the beach in South America right now?
Excellent.
 
2013-02-10 10:51:45 PM  
Quote from Dune...

"They hide in their cities, in garrisons, hoping you will wear yourself out with useless raids; in other words they're immobilized - while you go where, and when, you choose"
 
2013-02-10 10:52:48 PM  

Mitrovarr: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Except that we'll never know when Dorner's truck axle broke. That's because Keystone Cops removing the truck from the scene aren't sure if the axle was already broken when they found the truck or if they broke it while removing it from the scene.

Seems like it almost has to be after it burned, doesn't it? I mean, it's a truck, not a covered wagon. When's the last time you heard of a vehicle axle breaking and stranding someone? On the other hand, after a really hot fire, I can totally see it breaking while being towed.


I'm a GM engineer so I guess I'm supposed to hate the Titan, but it isn't a truck that is all that easy to break.  The only two ways I really see it breaking prior to the fire is if there was some kind of encounter (a ramming) by LAPD that we haven't been told about or Dorner was driving the hell out of on the mountain road because he felt he was behind schedule.  It could of course also have failed when he burned it and the gas tank went up or when they yanked it out of there.

It seems like low odds he broke the axle, was stranded, and then left the survival gear behind.  Plus if it is unplanned and you really are stranded on foot, why burn the truck out and risk the fire drawing their attention?  It isn't like they have no clue who you are and purging your DNA out of the interior is ever so important.  They already have all kinds of info on him from when he did his security clearance paperwork and applied to be a cop.
 
2013-02-10 10:52:55 PM  

cowgirl toffee: cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.

I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.


Which is why we really need to start doing posthumous trials more often!
 
2013-02-10 10:53:32 PM  
Saw this on an episode of Cagney and Lacey way back in the day...
 
2013-02-10 10:53:44 PM  

A. Snatchfold: beta_plus: ONLY A MILLION BUCKS???!!!!!  farkING SERIOUSLY??!???!!!!!


Who the hell does a one have to kill? Now, 30 million is ridiculous. Let's be honest here. There needs to be a bar to measure at and even OBL didn't get that much.  But a million is just insulting. Especially after the IRS gets its cut. Just to show some respect, they should have at least offered 5. 10 would have been a nice gesture.

/be careful what you wish for libs - it might come true
//HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! !!!!

I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.


AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! You've been called on your hypocrisy and now you're all butthurt.  AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

/the party of peace and tolerance strikes again!
//maybe they'll kill another innocent hot asian chick who won't sleep with them!
///Asian chicks won't sleep with me either - but I don't kill them over it.
///I just split the check.  Much more legal and a lot less messy.
 
2013-02-10 10:53:48 PM  

GranoblasticMan: nmemkha: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: ...

No, that's not what I-- ugh, never mind...


Pfffttt. Like you wasn't going to fap to that.
 
2013-02-10 10:53:59 PM  
I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

assets.nydailynews.com


Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.
 
2013-02-10 10:55:07 PM  

mialynneb: Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.


This is not insane. THIS. IS. CAAAAALLIIIIIFFOOOOORRNNIIIIIAAAAA!!!!!

media.moddb.com
 
2013-02-10 10:55:15 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.


Pretty good more on Dorner's part though.  The neighboring cops who could be manning checkpoints or supplementing LAPD manpower are now out freezing their asses off to check the hundreds of vacation homes up on Big Bear.
 
2013-02-10 10:56:05 PM  

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.

I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.

Which is why we really need to start doing posthumous trials more often!


He's guilty on the internet... good enough for me. :)
 
2013-02-10 10:56:20 PM  
images2.makefive.com

So this means that the general citizenry can just go around gunning down Mexicans and surfers, right?  Sweet, because I think I might have just found me some Mexican surfers! Cowabunga.
 
2013-02-10 10:58:01 PM  
Meh. Just another day    in America.

Land of the free.
Home of the jacking granny out of a bottle of shampoo at the air port.
 
2013-02-10 10:58:21 PM  

mialynneb: I have never been one of those conspiracy type people but reading some of his so-called manifesto, if any of that is true? Christ.  I do not condone any innocent people dying (if he did it - adjusting tin-foil hat) but there's just so much farked up shiat that just seems plausible.  It really does sound like a movie.  A man pushed off the edge when he was trying to do the right thing. Wowza.

LAPD looks like a bunch of schmucks. Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.


^THIS.  I'm starting to get a feel for why people in the Depression rooted for Bonnie and Clyde.

/and I'm supposed to be the right wing nutjob around here, geez.
 
2013-02-10 10:59:50 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.


There are cops in that photo? Oh, wait, I think I see them. Here's a better picture:
www.moillusions.com
 
2013-02-10 11:01:07 PM  
He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

laist.com
 
2013-02-10 11:01:17 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

Police are civilians.


As a civilian I find that statement to be highly insulting
 
2013-02-10 11:01:20 PM  
Someone is using Jedi mind tricks on the bounty hunters...lol

i1.cpcache.com
Ironic that the image is of a White person's hand...
 
2013-02-10 11:01:30 PM  

mialynneb: LAPD looks like a bunch of schmucks. Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.


/sigh

It's not a bounty.  It's for information leading to his arrest.
 
2013-02-10 11:02:57 PM  

ambercat: I think he witnessed things he wasn't psychologically able to handle, when he tried to do something to stop it, they went all Thin Blue Line on him and started persecuting him, which eventually caused him to snap, and when he did so, he didn't do it in a 'good' way, he just had a mental breakdown and became violent and killed innocent people.


Not exactly.
He chose to deal with his experience inside the LAPD as he was trained by the LAPD itself: with senseless violence and vindictive revenge.
It's a biatch when an authoritarian follower decides the game is rotten and blows back like this.
Call him crazy if you must, but he knows exactly what he's doing.
 
2013-02-10 11:03:03 PM  

Snarfangel: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.

There are cops in that photo? Oh, wait, I think I see them. Here's a better picture:
[www.moillusions.com image 590x478]


It kinda looks like a buffalo licking Jesus' face as he's being crucified on the ground.
 
2013-02-10 11:03:23 PM  

Mitrovarr: Seems like it almost has to be after it burned, doesn't it? I mean, it's a truck, not a covered wagon. When's the last time you heard of a vehicle axle breaking and stranding someone? On the other hand, after a really hot fire, I can totally see it breaking while being towed.


Depends on how hard you push it.  Back in the Army one exercise we were on a Humvee got stuck in the mud and snapped the drivetrain.  So we got a HEMMT (one of the huge 8 wheeled trucks) to pull it out

Broke an axle on the HEMTT

Finally got a tank to haul both of them out.
 
2013-02-10 11:03:47 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Plus if it is unplanned and you really are stranded on foot, why burn the truck out and risk the fire drawing their attention? It isn't like they have no clue who you are and purging your DNA out of the interior is ever so important. They already have all kinds of info on him from when he did his security clearance paperwork and applied to be a cop.


The two most plausible theories I've seen so far, one on this thread, are that:

A) He is sufficiently paranoid and convinced of the righteousness of his cause that he believed the LAPD would plant something in his truck to discredit him, so he burned it in order to head off their discovery of a bunch of child porn and meth.
B) He is sufficiently concerned about those he views as innocent bystanders that when he heard that cops were shooting up trucks that looked like his, he wanted to make it known to the world that he wasn't driving it anymore and that they could stop doing that.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.

LOL.

Not so CSB: I nearly ran over a couple of guys in BDUs near a National Guard armory the other night. It was dusk and they materialized out of thin air about a car length in front of me. All I could do was roll down the window and say "Jesus, I'm sorry, guys. Your camo worked."
 
2013-02-10 11:05:34 PM  
 
2013-02-10 11:05:56 PM  
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, and he aint nothing, if he aint free.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-10 11:06:33 PM  

Fart_Machine: mialynneb: LAPD looks like a bunch of schmucks. Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.

/sigh

It's not a bounty.  It's for information leading to his arrest.


Horse-shiat - that's a bounty.
 
2013-02-10 11:06:37 PM  
Oh shiat, an armed mob just swarmed the Grammys. RIP LL.
 
2013-02-10 11:06:58 PM  

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: cchris_39: I said this another thread and never got an answer so I'l try again.

Why is "and conviction" a condition for getting paid?

They have openly declared this is their guy.  If you lead them to him, why does what happens after make any difference on whether or not you get paid?

This sounds like yet another LAPD/government trick fark.  You tell them where he is, they go blow him all to hell and then "hey sorry, he was never convicted".

Considering the source, they'd probably turn around and arrest you for not giving him up on your own in the first place.

I'm guessing the "and conviction" is there so you won't kill him.

Which is why we really need to start doing posthumous trials more often!

He's guilty on the internet... good enough for me. :)


One day, all trials will be televised, and we'll get to vote "guilty"/"not guilty" by calling in, like in American Idol.
 
2013-02-10 11:07:34 PM  

SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

[laist.com image 639x424]


OH GOD, NO! RUN, KIDS! RUN!
 
2013-02-10 11:07:47 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.

He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs.  He's got friends in every town and village from here to Seattle, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.  With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

/drtfa


I like you
 
2013-02-10 11:09:45 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.


: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
: What?
: A good supply of body bags.
 
2013-02-10 11:11:32 PM  
Mark my words: The next victim of mistaken identity will be a golden retriever in the passenger side of a bright red pickup.
 
2013-02-10 11:11:37 PM  
and if someone killed 25 nurses they wouldn't offer a dime.
 
2013-02-10 11:12:21 PM  

Mike_LowELL: What the final minutes of this debacle will probably look like.


You were thinking of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmUpso_xT8
 
2013-02-10 11:12:26 PM  
KrispyKritter: "and if someone killed 25 nurses they wouldn't offer a dime."

What he said.
 
2013-02-10 11:12:45 PM  

Breygon: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.

He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs.  He's got friends in every town and village from here to Seattle, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.  With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

/drtfa

I like you


That or he's ended up in a castle that lured him with a Grail-shaped beacon. God help him if that's true...

/He'll be in terrible peril.
 
2013-02-10 11:13:34 PM  

A. Snatchfold: I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.


Oh really? I have him farkied as Butthurt Plus.
 
2013-02-10 11:13:48 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


Stop smiling.
 
2013-02-10 11:14:05 PM  
He may get the Grail but can he get past the Knights Who Say NEE?
 
2013-02-10 11:14:59 PM  

freewill: The two most plausible theories I've seen so far, one on this thread, are that:


It also just generally adds to the crime lab bill and harassment of law enforcement.  I'm not so sure about the child porn one, because they could always dump it in his hotel room and find it there.  The drugs plant wouldn't be very credible given he was active duty military until recently and the military has drug tests (plus he had to pass them for his clearance).

My pet theory, with no proof, was the Titan was dumped up there before he shot anyone, with a timer wired to a firebomb.  He had to know that truck was instantly hot and Titans aren't that common.  There are likely less than 350,000 Titans on the road right now, which isn't much compared to say the Chevy Impala which sells between 150,000 and 300,000 units per year.  The Titan is a horrible option for avoiding police detection and Dorner likely new that.
 
2013-02-10 11:16:07 PM  

theotherles: He may get the Grail but can he get past the Knights Who Say NEE?


NU!
 
2013-02-10 11:16:58 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.

Killing a cop is ho-hum, but THIS particular killing is making people start to ask questions that the bigshots of LA don't want the peasants to be asking.


Yeah.

Y'know.  At first I bought the party line that Dorner was a crazy renegade.  His letter/manifesto was a little unhinged.  Not seriously so, but not exactly a fine argument.

However, given that one of the main allegations against the LAPD by Dorner was about their brutality. . .which they happily showed in their pursuit of him so far.

Their overall behavior has been increasingly suspicious.  It really does seem like they have no intent on bringing him in alive, whatever he knows, they are scared of it seeing an open court.

His best bet is to contact the FBI, work out some kind of deal.  If he's got any evidence about corruption, he might be able to cut some kind of deal with the Feds.  Even if that's not possible, if he really wants to bring the LAPD down on whatever he knows, he needs to say it on the record in a courtroom, and the only way that's going to happen is if he surrenders. . .to the Feds, not to LAPD (or other local SoCal law enforcement it seems).

Unfortunately you need ID to get into a Federal building, so it's not like he can just walk right in to a Federal courthouse or office building and say "here I am", not without fake ID.
 
2013-02-10 11:17:20 PM  

freewill: You were thinking of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmUpso_xT8


L.A.P.D. already recreated that one.  Unfortunately, it was two women in the truck.
 
2013-02-10 11:17:26 PM  

firefly212: He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.


And their little daughters too?
 
2013-02-10 11:17:36 PM  

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


Quite a few empty second homes or cabins in the area.
 
2013-02-10 11:18:54 PM  

GranoblasticMan: theotherles: He may get the Grail but can he get past the Knights Who Say NEE?

NU!


No. NEE!
 
2013-02-10 11:19:20 PM  
His smartest move at this point would be to contact a lawyer and meet them in private, allow the lawyer to handcuff him, and deliver him to a police station outside of Los Angeles.  Then the transfer could take place without them turning him into a screen door.
 
2013-02-10 11:20:08 PM  

mikaloyd: firefly212: He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.

And their little daughters too?


What evidence do we have that Dorner killed the daughter?
 
2013-02-10 11:20:08 PM  

SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.


laist.com

That would be absolutely brilliant!

On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.
 
2013-02-10 11:20:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-10 11:21:51 PM  

StokeyBob: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Quite a few empty second homes or cabins in the area.


Perhaps he's dead and the LAPD knows that a dead body suddenly makes the allegations of corruption much more interesting?
 
2013-02-10 11:21:54 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

[laist.com image 639x424]

That would be absolutely brilliant!

On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.


The chief likely should have said we'll look into it once Dorner is in custody.
 
2013-02-10 11:22:28 PM  

DoomPaul: "Police officers associations and law enforcement departments in Long Beach, San Diego, Irvine and Riverside are among the donors to the reward. The list also includes USC President Max Nikias, the Dodgers, AEG, the Safer CA Foundation, the Orange County Crimestoppers and six anonymous donors.

Great, now private citizens can finance the assassination of other citizens by the police.


Capitalism and 'freedom' it it's truest sense of the word.
 
2013-02-10 11:22:29 PM  

SubBass49: His smartest move at this point would be to contact a lawyer and meet them in private, allow the lawyer to handcuff him, and deliver him to a police station outside of Los Angeles.  Then the transfer could take place without them turning him into a screen door.


He'll be safe as long as the lawyer doesn't blink.
 
2013-02-10 11:24:12 PM  

Bontesla: StokeyBob: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Quite a few empty second homes or cabins in the area.

Perhaps he's dead and the LAPD knows that a dead body suddenly makes the allegations of corruption much more interesting?


Nah, it wouldn't be that suspicious at this point for him to have died in a legitimate firefight. He's already made it clear that he does intend to kill police officers, and even though I think the LAPD seem "suspicious" in this whole thing, only an idiot would say they shouldn't fire back.
 
2013-02-10 11:25:50 PM  

Lligeret: 1. He is not a murderer yet. Ok well he is (my opinion) but not official yet and it is bad form for any public official to publicly state otherwise prior to a trial.



OK everybody suspected of anything is innocent until proven guilty and nobody should make it sound  different

Lligeret: he goes to prison and a crap ton of LA cops get fired/end up in prison as a result of it.



Except for you of course
 
2013-02-10 11:26:24 PM  
It will be interesting to see if they actually pay it or weasel their way out.
 
2013-02-10 11:27:05 PM  

Bontesla: mikaloyd: firefly212: He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.

And their little daughters too?

What evidence do we have that Dorner killed the daughter?


What evidence do you have that he wants to take down corrupt enablers? His manifesto?
 
2013-02-10 11:27:06 PM  

ha-ha-guy: and Dorner likely new that.


Dorner made that same mistake (knew/new) multiple times in his manifesto...

I think we have a lead.
 
2013-02-10 11:32:17 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.


Apparently, all you have to do is go full Joker for an evening, leave a note promising more, then drive away really fast and the entire region's public safety apparatus comes unhinged.

"Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!"
 
2013-02-10 11:36:55 PM  

KrispyKritter: and if someone killed 25 nurses they wouldn't offer a dime.


Are they hot young nurses, or the fat old nurses wih cold hands that I always end up with?

Your answer will affect my level outrage.
 
2013-02-10 11:39:07 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: SithLord: [www.weblo.com image 600x600]

It's a job.

[img.geocaching.com image 490x276]

No disintegrations.


HA!

Just finishing up watching the 6-pack, had nothing better to do but fark a little, while the blizzard did it's thing.
 
2013-02-10 11:39:39 PM  
Dorner is every nerd's revenge fantasy come true
 
2013-02-10 11:39:48 PM  
SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

[laist.com image 639x424]

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: That would be absolutely brilliant!

On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.


The problem is the manifesto.

The manifesto was too eloquent to ignore. If it were incoherent ramblings, most would be rooting for the LAPD to ventilate him. But... the manifesto was clearly written and compelling. The manifesto put forth a clear picture of an honorably discharged military man who became a cop. And when he tried to do the right thing, was terminated. That's one side of the story but it was clearly and compellingly presented.

As the saying goes, "The penis mightier than the sword."
 
2013-02-10 11:43:14 PM  
We're not supposed to root for dorner cause he killed innocents but we are supposed to respect and root for the military whom kills innocents and chalks it up to collateral damage?

This is so farked
 
2013-02-10 11:44:10 PM  
Dead or Alive?

Fark yes! Have gun will travel!

No? Dang it.
 
2013-02-10 11:44:19 PM  

JungleBoogie: The manifesto was too eloquent to ignore. If it were incoherent ramblings, most would be rooting for the LAPD to ventilate him. But... the manifesto was clearly written and compelling. The manifesto put forth a clear picture of an honorably discharged military man who became a cop. And when he tried to do the right thing, was terminated. That's one side of the story but it was clearly and compellingly presented.


He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops who tried to kill him, but got the women who deliver the newspapers instead.

/ Obscure?
 
2013-02-10 11:45:05 PM  

JungleBoogie: SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

[laist.com image 639x424]

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: That would be absolutely brilliant!

On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.

The problem is the manifesto.

The manifesto was too eloquent to ignore. If it were incoherent ramblings, most would be rooting for the LAPD to ventilate him. But... the manifesto was clearly written and compelling. The manifesto put forth a clear picture of an honorably discharged military man who became a cop. And when he tried to do the right thing, was terminated. That's one side of the story but it was clearly and compellingly presented.

As the saying goes, "The penis mightier than the sword."


I'd write about "LA" in my eloquent manifesto and then travel thousands of miles away in the car I'd stashed in the State Park to tear up a community 1,000 miles away from all that crap I talked about in my manifesto, just to get everyone to pay attention.  But then, if I did that, I'd be crazy.  wait....
 
2013-02-10 11:45:35 PM  
They better catch him by Halloween so we can wear the Dorner costume.
 
2013-02-10 11:46:08 PM  
Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?
 
2013-02-10 11:46:36 PM  
I saw him crawling down a manhole in downtown. Or maybe it was a storm drain. He was leaving the dock on a fishing trawler headed for the Phillipines.

This could get fun.
 
2013-02-10 11:47:33 PM  

wambu: It will be interesting to see if they actually pay it or weasel their way out.


They never pay the full amount.
 
2013-02-10 11:51:42 PM  
LL Cool J has been shot at by LAPD. No word on his condition at this time.
 
2013-02-10 11:51:57 PM  

ontariolightning: We're not supposed to root for dorner cause he killed innocents but we are supposed to respect and root for the military whom kills innocents and chalks it up to collateral damage?

This is so farked


That's what makes the whole thing interesting.

Most people are not rooting for Dormer in a plain sense.

Many people may hope he was actually set up, it's a common enough fantasy to have raked in millions(if not billions in hollywood).  I'd rather enjoy it if that was the case.

Actually hoping he gets away because of a Belief that he is innocent is another deal entirely, and I hope, somewhat rare. The belief is the qualifier here, though on fark, even people who may seem like this type of person may just indeed be part of the former group, just ill expressed.

My bets are that there is a mixture of fault, as it were.  As other people have stated, he may have seen a lot of bad stuff and snapped.  That's where my money lies.
 
2013-02-10 11:52:10 PM  
Why drive 2 hours to san diego to throw away some clips. then drive 4 hours to big bear to hide. Hes a marine, he probably secured a boat, burned the car, took a vehicle he bought in cash. Drove back to san diego and hit the water.  

Marines and water go hand and hand.    I would laugh if they found him under the ice on the lake chilling in a submersible.
 
2013-02-10 11:54:04 PM  

JungleBoogie: The problem is the manifesto.

The manifesto was too eloquent to ignore. If it were incoherent ramblings, most would be rooting for the LAPD to ventilate him. But... the manifesto was clearly written and compelling. The manifesto put forth a clear picture of an honorably discharged military man who became a cop. And when he tried to do the right thing, was terminated. That's one side of the story but it was clearly and compellingly presented.

As the saying goes, "The penis mightier than the sword."


Being wrongfully fired seldom makes reasonable men write manifestos and it never turns an otherwise fine person into one who enjoys executing people in cold blood. The dude was already broken and not fit to be a police officer.  Whatever else the LAPD did wrong, they did manage to terminate the employment of an insane cop when they fired Dorner. Shame they didnt find him some psychological help too. But they got him out of uniform.
 
2013-02-10 11:56:37 PM  
Read the fine print. Apprehension (i.e., alive) will not get that $1 million bounty into your pockets. Requires a conviction.

And as we all know, he's going to be blasted to small fleshy bits before apprehension (along with another handful of innocent citizens). That's the way the LAPD rolls!
 
2013-02-10 11:56:38 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?


Unbelivably recognizable face.  Everybody in America looking for him for either a head or a autograph followed by a cash payout.  If he's not out at sea then he's in one of many safe houses tucked away and not coming out for a month or so with nothing better to do than use borrowed electricity and wifi to read about public opinion on his exploits and troll people to pass the time.

Only question is, whats his handle.

/whats really funny is not that he's here, but that theres 20 cops scouring every site thinking they can find him.
 
2013-02-10 11:57:52 PM  
It occurs to me that right now would be a good time for someone to rob some banks in L.A.
 
2013-02-10 11:58:12 PM  
The movie about this is writing itself
 
2013-02-10 11:59:42 PM  
i595.photobucket.com

I am liberal LA's reckoning.
 
2013-02-11 12:00:06 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: It occurs to me that right now would be a good time for someone to rob some banks in L.A.


and shoot at cops. Theyll think its dorner.
 
2013-02-11 12:00:29 AM  
I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."
 
2013-02-11 12:00:54 AM  

orclover: Only question is, whats his handle.

/whats really funny is not that he's here, but that theres 20 cops scouring every site thinking they can find him.


Is it true that if a TotalFarker asks an undercover cop posting as a liter whether or not he's a cop, the cop has to tell the truth?
 
2013-02-11 12:01:51 AM  

mikaloyd: firefly212: He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.

And their little daughters too?


Of course.  She was hot.  My guess is he made a drunken pass at her back in 2006 at a employee family event and got shot down.
 
2013-02-11 12:01:58 AM  

FizixJunkee: I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."


They don't need justification. They answer to no one.
 
2013-02-11 12:02:59 AM  

freewill: orclover: Only question is, whats his handle.

/whats really funny is not that he's here, but that theres 20 cops scouring every site thinking they can find him.

Is it true that if a TotalFarker asks an undercover cop posting as a liter whether or not he's a cop, the cop has to tell the truth?


http://http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3eVez_EpeuM

Breaking bads  badger asks the same question
 
2013-02-11 12:05:59 AM  
SwingingJohnson: He has actually been hiding in plain sight on Hollywood Blvd.

[laist.com image 639x424]

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: That would be absolutely brilliant!

On a side note, KFI640AM is making a good point right now... Dorner wanted his case reopened and his method of doing so was by killing people.  Giving in to his demands sets a pretty bad precedence by the police chief.
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JungleBoogie: The problem is the manifesto.

The manifesto was too eloquent to ignore. If it were incoherent ramblings, most would be rooting for the LAPD to ventilate him. But... the manifesto was clearly written and compelling. The manifesto put forth a clear picture of an honorably discharged military man who became a cop. And when he tried to do the right thing, was terminated. That's one side of the story but it was clearly and compellingly presented.

As the saying goes, "The penis mightier than the sword."
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another cultural observer: I'd write about "LA" in my eloquent manifesto and then travel thousands of miles away in the car I'd stashed in the State Park to tear up a community 1,000 miles away from all that crap I talked about in my manifesto, just to get everyone to pay attention.  But then, if I did that, I'd be crazy.  wait....

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One of the issues is that Dorner admits he was severely depressed and asks for researchers to examine his brain (if possible). And he perceives he had his life taken away from him, with such a blot on his resume as being terminated for lying. Lost the TS/SCI clearance and everything.

Look at the Aaron Swartz case. Here was a kid who thought he was facing the immediate prospect of spending several decades in jail. He too was depressed. BUT, unlike Dorner, he turned his pain and rage inwards and hanged himself. The fellow was the archetypal nerd.

It seems to be a common thing with depression. Losing perspective.

Dorner also comes off as nerdy, from his manifesto (opining about Michelle Obama's bangs, lecturing Anderson Cooper on how to treat guests, and musing about Jeffrey Toobin for the Supreme Court). However, he's actually in a massively powerful body and he's combat trained. He's turned his pain and rage outwards. He sounds like an ITG who could be a forum poster, but he's actually a tough guy IRL.

It's a hell of a thing. Very unfortunate. His slaying of the girl and her fiance and the cop is an unforgivable offense and... it's a hell of a thing. Ultimately, Dorner claims to be doing this to clear his name. But he's stained himself with the killings of the innocent people. I dunno. It's a hell of a thing. Hopefully no one else gets hurt. The manifesto was Dorner's suicide note. I think Dorner will pursue seppuku regardless of how it all turns out.

Very unfortunate. A tragic waste.
 
2013-02-11 12:06:38 AM  
Christ, what an asshole!
 
2013-02-11 12:07:07 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: It occurs to me that right now would be a good time for someone to rob some banks in L.A.


you couldn't tell me that on friday?
i had no plans for the weekend. none.
wasted two whole days watching battlestar gallactica. i could've been robbing banks.

/no plans for next weekend.
//road trip...
 
2013-02-11 12:08:42 AM  

ontariolightning: freewill: orclover: Only question is, whats his handle.

/whats really funny is not that he's here, but that theres 20 cops scouring every site thinking they can find him.

Is it true that if a TotalFarker asks an undercover cop posting as a liter whether or not he's a cop, the cop has to tell the truth?

http://http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3eVez_EpeuM

Breaking bads  badger asks the same question


If Dorner on any site he's at Democraticunderground.com. He pretty far to the  left.
 
2013-02-11 12:09:17 AM  

Silverstaff: His best bet is to contact the FBI, work out some kind of deal. If he's got any evidence about corruption, he might be able to cut some kind of deal with the Feds.


Assuming the Feds aren't a part of the corruption and will just as likely blow his brains out and sprinkle crack all over the corpse.
 
2013-02-11 12:09:38 AM  
When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.
Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."


Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web
 
2013-02-11 12:11:07 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Somebody could make a few bucks by turning this into a bumpersticker
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x634]


DONE!
 
2013-02-11 12:13:14 AM  

FizixJunkee: I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."


Go to LA and argue with them. Let us know how that works out.

The scary truth is many of us could be labeled that, just for innocuous comments in this thread.
 
2013-02-11 12:13:29 AM  
i1.cpcache.com
 
2013-02-11 12:14:34 AM  

mikaloyd: When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.
Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."

Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web


He's a villain. A true terrorist.

That doesn't excuse the LAPD. They're the bad guys too. They come under threat so they shoot up some Asian ladies in the wrong color truck? No way. Obviously they're still the worst police force in the union.


So what we have is the comic book evil bad guy vs the far more disturbing bad guys who have infiltrated what should be the good guys.


It's what we'd call lose-lose.
 
2013-02-11 12:16:31 AM  
i.huffpost.com

meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier
 
2013-02-11 12:16:44 AM  
When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.

Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."

mikaloyd: Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web


There MAY be a bit of a disinformation campaign going on too. Yesterday, I heard CBS radio news report he was "drummed out" (exact words) of the military. I could find no such information on the web. All I could find was that he was honorably discharged.

Not trying to defend him, just get an accurate picture of the situation.
 
2013-02-11 12:17:33 AM  

Snarfangel:
There are cops in that photo? Oh, wait, I think I see them. Here's a better picture:
[www.moillusions.com image 590x478]


It's a sailboat!
 
2013-02-11 12:17:35 AM  
Now, I don't think he should be going on a murderous rampage against those on the LAPD who wronged him (and their families)...

i202.photobucket.com

But I UNDERSTAND...!
 
2013-02-11 12:19:46 AM  

mialynneb: Fart_Machine: mialynneb: LAPD looks like a bunch of schmucks. Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.

/sigh

It's not a bounty.  It's for information leading to his arrest.

Horse-shiat - that's a bounty.


Why would you need to be a vigilante to call in his whereabouts?  The FBI does this all the time.  You think that's a bounty too?
 
2013-02-11 12:21:19 AM  
SuperNinjaToad: Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?

He just sponsored me for TF. He's not that bad of a guy.
 
2013-02-11 12:22:07 AM  

freewill: orclover: Only question is, whats his handle.

/whats really funny is not that he's here, but that theres 20 cops scouring every site thinking they can find him.

Is it true that if a TotalFarker asks an undercover cop posting as a liter whether or not he's a cop, the cop has to tell the truth?


It's true. It's in the Constitution.
 
2013-02-11 12:22:28 AM  

ontariolightning: We're not supposed to root for dorner cause he killed innocents but we are supposed to respect and root for the military whom kills innocents and chalks it up to collateral damage?

This is so farked


How about none of the above?

SuperNinjaToad: Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?


Yeah, considering how traceable people are on the internet. That would probably be the worst thing for someone in hiding to do.
 
2013-02-11 12:22:28 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: FizixJunkee: I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."

The scary truth is many of us could be labeled that, just for innocuous comments in this thread.


Meh. The general definition of terrorism is along the lines of "the use of violence to subvert political institutions and processes".

That may be more commonly understood as "killing civilians to frighten other civilians into pressuring their government into cooperating with you", but it's just as applicable to "killing public employees to pressure public agencies into cooperating with you".

He has specific demands, and he's murdering cops and their families until those demands are met. "Terrorist" is appropriate.
 
2013-02-11 12:22:50 AM  
Ask them if theyve seen a black dude about this wide

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-11 12:23:20 AM  

JungleBoogie: When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.

Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."

mikaloyd: Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web

There MAY be a bit of a disinformation campaign going on too. Yesterday, I heard CBS radio news report he was "drummed out" (exact words) of the military. I could find no such information on the web. All I could find was that he was honorably discharged.

Not trying to defend him, just get an accurate picture of the situation.


"Drummed out" is probably too harsh a description.  In the Navy officer ranks, either you're promoted or you're out. "Up or Out" is the typical description.   Dorner was a LT and was passed over twice for promotion to LCDR.  After two passed over promotions, you have to exit the Navy.

/YMMV
 
2013-02-11 12:24:19 AM  

mikaloyd: Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero


I know, it's like everybody keeps saying Dorner's actions are completely reasonable. Except they're not saying it out loud or in text... but you still know they're saying it!
 
2013-02-11 12:24:20 AM  
Django Dorner Unchained.
 
2013-02-11 12:25:56 AM  

ultraholland: SuperNinjaToad: Wouldn't it be absolutely crazy if Donner happens to be a farker and reading all these threads about him?

He just sponsored me for TF. He's not that bad of a guy.


ultraholland [TotalFark] Gifted TotalFark by sno man

Holy crap! I'm gonna be rich!
 
2013-02-11 12:28:12 AM  

JungleBoogie: Not trying to defend him, just get an accurate picture of the situation.


He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.
 
2013-02-11 12:29:54 AM  

Fart_Machine: mialynneb: Fart_Machine: mialynneb: LAPD looks like a bunch of schmucks. Putting out a $1,000,000 so vigilantes can get to this guy is insane.

/sigh

It's not a bounty.  It's for information leading to his arrest.

Horse-shiat - that's a bounty.

Why would you need to be a vigilante to call in his whereabouts?  The FBI does this all the time.  You think that's a bounty too?


Where does "vigilante" enter into this?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bounty
Bounty:
4: a reward, premium, or subsidy especially when offered or given by a government: as
d : a payment for the capture of or assistance in the capture of an outlaw
 
2013-02-11 12:30:42 AM  
Look Mother Dorner! Your boy finally made it big! His name in lights!

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-11 12:33:30 AM  

freewill: J. Frank Parnell: FizixJunkee: I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."

The scary truth is many of us could be labeled that, just for innocuous comments in this thread.

Meh. The general definition of terrorism is along the lines of "the use of violence to subvert political institutions and processes".


Sure, to a rational mind that's what it is. But you should get around to reading the 'Hero' and 'Patriot' acts sometime. Everyone from common criminals to non-violent protesters can now be called domestic terrorists.
 
2013-02-11 12:34:13 AM  

mikaloyd: JungleBoogie: Not trying to defend him, just get an accurate picture of the situation.

He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.


US presidents assassinate people.
 
GBB
2013-02-11 12:35:32 AM  
mikaloyd: i.huffpost.com
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??
 
2013-02-11 12:36:03 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 12:37:49 AM  
i.imgur.com

"No Lieutenant, your men are already dead."

/only last minorly relevant cultural reference left
 
2013-02-11 12:37:49 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: "Drummed out" is probably too harsh a description. In the Navy officer ranks, either you're promoted or you're out. "Up or Out" is the typical description. Dorner was a LT and was passed over twice for promotion to LCDR. After two passed over promotions, you have to exit the Navy.


This.

Also, keep in mind Dorner was a minority officer in a non-stereotypical career field.  The armed forces in general, and the navy specifically, have been under flack for the lack of diversity in the officer ranks.  While there is no official policy to promote minorities ahead of their peers, there is substantial pressure from high levels to increase diversity in the officer corps.

This would imply that he severely underperformed his peers or was in some other way not promotable.  His actions since discharge might show what the military already knew. This would not prevent an honorable discharge, but his service records might have a few velvet daggers hiding in the performance evaluations.
 
2013-02-11 12:37:50 AM  

mikaloyd: JungleBoogie: Not trying to defend him, just get an accurate picture of the situation.

He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.


The United States ordered drone strikes on funerals held for people they thought were terrorists. "He was a bad person, so we're going to attack all his friends and family, because there's probably some bad people among them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/06/world/asia/us-drone-strikes-are-sa id -to-target-rescuers.html?_r=0
If his tactic is evil, then we are evil.
 
2013-02-11 12:38:54 AM  

GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??


perhaps a tire getting hot enough to overpressure and blow off the rims ?
 
2013-02-11 12:38:54 AM  

GBB: Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??


Certainly does, and him escaping after would explain the look of shock on the middle guys face.

But it's more likely they did that damage dragging it onto the tow truck.
 
2013-02-11 12:39:23 AM  

ha-ha-guy: If you're a random person (not LAPD or on Dorner's list), what incentive do you have to call the police?  Dorner isn't killing random people.  Someone is more likely to die when the police swarm the neighborhood and start shooting at the paperboy or someone walking their dog.  Sure you might get a million dollars for the tip, you might also get killed by some dumbass cop.

/although you could annoy the hell out of people by using a payphone to submit false tips, the PD would roll in and lock down the neighborhood for hours, if not days, at this point


Hmmm....  You're not suggesting monkey wrenching the System are you?

That would.... not be nice.
 
2013-02-11 12:41:16 AM  
Yes the USA government is evil.

Securitywyrm: mikaloyd: JungleBoogie: Not trying to defend him, just get an accurate picture of the situation.

He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.

The United States ordered drone strikes on funerals held for people they thought were terrorists. "He was a bad person, so we're going to attack all his friends and family, because there's probably some bad people among them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/06/world/asia/us-drone-strikes-are-sa id -to-target-rescuers.html?_r=0
If his tactic is evil, then we are evil.

 
2013-02-11 12:45:22 AM  

GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??


You'll also notice where you see the rims as being extra beat up, is actually where the gas tank is located.  The fire would have burned hotter there, and it would have been hottest at the ground, because the fuel actually spills onto the ground during a vehicle fire.
 
2013-02-11 12:46:03 AM  
Securitywyrm:

The United States ordered drone strikes on funerals held for people they thought were terrorists. "He was a bad person, so we're going to attack all his friends and family, because there's probably some bad people among them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/06/world/asia/us-drone-strikes-are-sa id -to-target-rescuers.html?_r=0
If his tactic is evil, then we are evil.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 12:46:25 AM  

GBB: Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims. If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that? If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived. Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??


The rims could be a different alloy than the body panels, with a different melting point.
 
2013-02-11 12:46:36 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Chariset: In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.

It'll be an episode of Law & Order or CSI in the next few months.


He's ex-Navy.  Duh, clearly NCIS.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:04 AM  

Alonjar: GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??

You'll also notice where you see the rims as being extra beat up, is actually where the gas tank is located.  The fire would have burned hotter there, and it would have been hottest at the ground, because the fuel actually spills onto the ground during a vehicle fire.


Can you demonstrate this with cement blocks and chicken wire?
 
2013-02-11 12:47:29 AM  

Alonjar: GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??

You'll also notice where you see the rims as being extra beat up, is actually where the gas tank is located.  The fire would have burned hotter there, and it would have been hottest at the ground, because the fuel actually spills onto the ground during a vehicle fire.


Oh, and because rims need to be as light as possible, they tend to be made of softer metal alloys than the rest of the vehicle.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:34 AM  
Anyone tell LL Cool J to lay low?
 
2013-02-11 12:48:37 AM  
If Dorner was still alive I think he would have tried to contact the media by now.
 
2013-02-11 12:49:07 AM  

hdhale: Popcorn Johnny: Chariset: In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.

It'll be an episode of Law & Order or CSI in the next few months.

He's ex-Navy.  Duh, clearly NCIS.


I'm still thinking Blue's Clues.
 
2013-02-11 12:49:33 AM  

ongbok: If Dorner was still alive I think he would have tried to contact the media by now.


Pretty sure thats a big no-no in evasion and survival school.
 
2013-02-11 12:50:13 AM  

mikaloyd: When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.
Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."

Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web


Okay, you almost got me! If I, a responsible citizen and member of the internet community at large, find any fault in what Dorner has ALLEGEDLY done then I am supporting THE F*CKING LAPD! I cannot support those corrupt assholes, therefore I shall continue to relate Dorner to the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy of films. I shall feel snarky, but not snarky enough, so I will call those who consider Dorner a murderer SHEEPLE, urging them to wake up! Finally, when Dorner is found dead I will spearhead the donation thread where we ask Farkers to purchase copies of The Dark Knight or The Dark Knight Rises and mail them to the Chief of the LAPD en masse!
 
2013-02-11 12:50:37 AM  

ontariolightning: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/06/world/asia/us-drone-strikes-are-sa id -to-target-rescuers.html?_r=0

Holy crap.

I guess we don't own the clean end of the stick. It's not like we ever did. You realize that CONGRESS breached more than 300 treaties between 1790 and 1990, right? Go dust off those history books, if you have them.
 
2013-02-11 12:54:33 AM  

mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.


I totally agree.
 
2013-02-11 12:58:22 AM  
blog.timesunion.com
 
2013-02-11 12:59:05 AM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

photos courtesy CJD photography
 
2013-02-11 01:03:13 AM  

GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??


Aluminum has a melting point of under 700 C.  Steel is around 1500 C.
 
2013-02-11 01:03:52 AM  

Land Ark: After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.


He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.
 
2013-02-11 01:05:16 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Anyone tell LL Cool J to lay low?


He knows, that's what LL stands for. Lay Low Cool J.
 
2013-02-11 01:06:34 AM  

Arnprior Joe: GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??

Aluminum has a melting point of under 700 C.  Steel is around 1500 C.


Doesn't explain the cruise missile chemicals left on the frame.
 
2013-02-11 01:09:08 AM  

Arnprior Joe: Aluminum has a melting point of under 700 C. Steel is around 1500 C.


and gasoline only burns at 1200 C
 
2013-02-11 01:09:09 AM  

hdhale: Popcorn Johnny: Chariset: In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.

It'll be an episode of Law & Order or CSI in the next few months.

He's ex-Navy.  Duh, clearly NCIS.


Even better. . . NCIS: Los Angeles

C'mon, a former Naval Officer alleging vast corruption within the LAPD, now the source of a massive manhunt throughout Southern California?

Sounds like a season cliffhanger plot to me.
 
2013-02-11 01:10:01 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture.


assets.nydailynews.com

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

"Oh yeah. You blend."
 
2013-02-11 01:10:44 AM  

mikaloyd: Arnprior Joe: Aluminum has a melting point of under 700 C. Steel is around 1500 C.

and gasoline only burns at 1200 C


and there are clear traces of a thermite reaction.
 
2013-02-11 01:11:20 AM  

rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

They don't want him dead because he "knows too much" or because they want to cover anything up. He had five years and a six thousand word manifesto to air all his grievances  They want him dead because he

allegedly killed three people and shot two other (and yes because he targeted cops and cops' families).

Eric Holder's Constitution-castrating rhetorical semantics aside, there's a due process expectation for every accused criminal.  I agree with you, Dorner's no hero, and I'm not rooting for him, but the fact that multiple officers from separate organizations have opened fire on innocents shows that there's plenty of reason to root against the cops.
 
2013-02-11 01:11:49 AM  

DataShade: Land Ark: After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.

He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.


To be honest, he's only considered an "antihero" because many people are fed up with the corruption in law enforcement agencies these days. Nothing about what he's done is even remotely heroic. The absolute best-case scenario for him is that a few specific instances he brought up in his manifesto get investigated... That's not going to change the systemic corruption.

So he's allegedly killed three people and put countless others in danger for what amounts to petty revenge. It's entirely self-interest. He's in it for no one but himself.
 
2013-02-11 01:12:09 AM  
I just read something on another board I frequent regarding this, here is the post.

just heard something interesting on local K-CAL news about the Lowes sighting. I will paraphrase what reporter said. Apparently a customer saw someone who looked like Dorner parking his vehicle --i think a white station wagon---and heading into Lowes. So they emptied the Lowes and that person never came out. So they searched the Lowes with
K-9's and they watched the surveillance videos--and still no Dorner. By then they had run the car registration and found a picture of the owner, who did resemble Dorner. So the look-alike CALLED LE and said that he works nearby the Lowes. BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT AND SPEAK TO THEM. He says he has had bad experiences with LE and does not want to come to pick up his car right now and meet with them. So now what do they do ? Also, he doesn't want to tell them where he works.


If this is true it is just sad. People are so afraid of the cops and the way they are handling this that they don't want to meet with them to clear themselves.
 
2013-02-11 01:13:44 AM  

DataShade: That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.


I dunno, Hannibal Lecter did some crazy shiat, as did Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen.

/Still didn't like the crazy ending of LAC
//Better ending would have been the Blonde be an actual accomplice, and both their deaths faked
///ala swordfish.

Which reminds me, Swordfish!

Many people find a certain moral flexibility attractive when it comes to judging a "good" anti-hero.  The willingness to sully their own name in the pursuit of a cause, unscrupulous dedication.

Scorpius from farscape, who in the end got close enough to what he wanted originally, close enough to be satisfied.

Not saying any of the characters or Dormer is sane, but to sort of hope for the best isn't all that irrational.  Besides, as you note..."allegedly"..
 
2013-02-11 01:17:11 AM  

GranoblasticMan: DataShade: Land Ark: After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.

He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.

To be honest, he's only considered an "antihero" because many people are fed up with the corruption in law enforcement agencies these days. Nothing about what he's done is even remotely heroic. The absolute best-case scenario for him is that a few specific instances he brought up in his manifesto get investigated... That's not going to change the systemic corruption.

So he's allegedly killed three people and put countless others in danger for what amounts to petty revenge. It's entirely self-interest. He's in it for no one but himself.


It's hard to pick a side in this one. On one side, you have the embodiment of pure evil, and on the other side is a guy getting revenge by killing what some would consider innocents....
 
2013-02-11 01:18:35 AM  

mikaloyd: He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.


I can. Put him in the White House.
 
2013-02-11 01:20:56 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: If younreally want to troll the LAPD, ya just need to have a few dozen folks call in the location of a large, black, on duty, LAPD officer in a cruiser and say you're positive it's Dorner.


OMFG. That would be a hell of a disguise for him to be in. He could go anywhere....
 
2013-02-11 01:21:01 AM  
Captain Freedom report to wardrobe... Captain Freedom to wardrobe.

i244.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 01:22:44 AM  
Bonnie and Clyde and Jesse James all over again. I didn't understand it before, but I do now. This guy is sticking it to the man who many think has wronged them. I find myself pulling for this guy to expose what he knows about the LAPD, and right some wrongs. Killing people isn't going to do that, but it sure got him attention. He should turn himself over to the media somewhere near, but not in L.A.
 
2013-02-11 01:24:06 AM  
Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: "I had to laugh at this one news report:

After the discovery of his truck Thursday afternoon, SWAT teams in camouflage started scouring the mountains:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x463]

Gosh... they blend right into the snow... I can hardly see them in that picture."



Obligatory:
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-11 01:25:22 AM  

stiletto_the_wise: GranoblasticMan: DataShade: Land Ark: After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.

He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.

To be honest, he's only considered an "antihero" because many people are fed up with the corruption in law enforcement agencies these days. Nothing about what he's done is even remotely heroic. The absolute best-case scenario for him is that a few specific instances he brought up in his manifesto get investigated... That's not going to change the systemic corruption.

So he's allegedly killed three people and put countless others in danger for what amounts to petty revenge. It's entirely self-interest. He's in it for no one but himself.

It's hard to pick a side in this one. On one side, you have the embodiment of pure evil, and on the other side is a guy getting revenge by killing what some would consider innocents....


Why do you have to pick one of those sides? Both are pieces of shiat. Dorner is shiat for killing those people, the LAPD is shiat for their heavy handed tactics and abuses, which have been really highlighted with this whole episode. The only thing you should be routing for is for the truth about the LAPD to come out. The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.
 
2013-02-11 01:27:33 AM  

ongbok: Why do you have to pick one of those sides? Both are pieces of shiat. Dorner is shiat for killing those people, the LAPD is shiat for their heavy handed tactics and abuses, which have been really highlighted with this whole episode. The only thing you should be routing for is for the truth about the LAPD to come out. The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.


I think that just about sums it up, really.
 
2013-02-11 01:28:10 AM  

ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.


Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.
 
2013-02-11 01:30:59 AM  
i.imgur.com

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2013-02-11 01:33:18 AM  

Silverstaff: TV's Vinnie: Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.

Killing a cop is ho-hum, but THIS particular killing is making people start to ask questions that the bigshots of LA don't want the peasants to be asking.

Yeah.

Y'know.  At first I bought the party line that Dorner was a crazy renegade.  His letter/manifesto was a little unhinged.  Not seriously so, but not exactly a fine argument.

However, given that one of the main allegations against the LAPD by Dorner was about their brutality. . .which they happily showed in their pursuit of him so far.

Their overall behavior has been increasingly suspicious.  It really does seem like they have no intent on bringing him in alive, whatever he knows, they are scared of it seeing an open court.

His best bet is to contact the FBI, work out some kind of deal.  If he's got any evidence about corruption, he might be able to cut some kind of deal with the Feds.  Even if that's not possible, if he really wants to bring the LAPD down on whatever he knows, he needs to say it on the record in a courtroom, and the only way that's going to happen is if he surrenders. . .to the Feds, not to LAPD (or other local SoCal law enforcement it seems).

Unfortunately you need ID to get into a Federal building, so it's not like he can just walk right in to a Federal courthouse or office building and say "here I am", not without fake ID.


You can get so-so fake ID for $100 in MacArthur Park. $500 will get you very good fake ID. For $1000, there are probably 10 guys in LA who could get you ID that would be pretty much iron clad.
 
2013-02-11 01:34:20 AM  

ongbok: Why do you have to pick one of those sides? Both are pieces of shiat. Dorner is shiat for killing those people, the LAPD is shiat for their heavy handed tactics and abuses, which have been really highlighted with this whole episode. The only thing you should be routing for is for the truth about the LAPD to come out. The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.


Assuming he's not dead yet, we may not have seen the full extent of his method yet. I'm all for non-violence, but an organization as corrupt and evil as the LAPD is not going to undergo change from people protesting and practicing non-violence. Not saying his actions are heroic, but there is a bit of "my enemy's enemy" at play here.
 
2013-02-11 01:36:25 AM  
Does anyone really believe the LAPD would pay up?  Seriously!
 
2013-02-11 01:36:51 AM  

muck4doo: ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.


Christ I'm tried of this.

Personally I think the guy killed himself a while ago. But if he is still alive, they are not going to kill him with a drone strike. Will you paranoid idiots please stop spouting off the stupid shiat.
 
2013-02-11 01:38:34 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Does anyone really believe the LAPD would pay up?  Seriously!


The person's car would probably accidentally get shot up by the LAPD on their way to collect the reward.
 
2013-02-11 01:39:08 AM  
He can't get out of town on wing, wheel, or steel!

/Nothing is obscure on Fark.
 
2013-02-11 01:39:23 AM  
I don't think I could get 1Million in life insurance, but if I pulled some really nasty crime and hid, I might be able to get my kids to turn me in and pass on an inheritance that way.
 
2013-02-11 01:40:24 AM  

ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.

Christ I'm tried of this.

Personally I think the guy killed himself a while ago. But if he is still alive, they are not going to kill him with a drone strike. Will you paranoid idiots please stop spouting off the stupid shiat.


Convenient story. He is already dead. That's why they keep shooting ladies in similar trucks.
 
2013-02-11 01:40:55 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Does anyone really believe the LAPD would pay up?  Seriously!


I'm confident that they would say yours was not the tip that led to his arrest, or that they already knew what you told them.
There's also the chance that they would just give the tip to one of their friends to turn in, so they can split the money.
 
2013-02-11 01:40:59 AM  
What I'm curious about is the report that they found rifles with silencers, night vision goggles and cold weather gear in his burned out truck.  I can't imagine him leaving those things behind, unless he had redundant quantities.
 
2013-02-11 01:43:04 AM  
The LAPD said Dorner is a domestic terrorist.  What is Dorner's political agenda?  Isn't a KEY indicator of a terrorist a political agenda?  I mean,  that's what terrorism is...use of violence for political purposes.

Or is it that the LAPD doesn't know what terrorism is, and they're just trying to get more federal money?
 
2013-02-11 01:43:40 AM  

muck4doo: ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.

Christ I'm tried of this.

Personally I think the guy killed himself a while ago. But if he is still alive, they are not going to kill him with a drone strike. Will you paranoid idiots please stop spouting off the stupid shiat.

Convenient story. He is already dead. That's why they keep shooting ladies in similar trucks.


You act as if the LAPD hasn't done anything retarded before.
 
2013-02-11 01:45:06 AM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-11 01:47:37 AM  

muck4doo: ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.

Christ I'm tried of this.

Personally I think the guy killed himself a while ago. But if he is still alive, they are not going to kill him with a drone strike. Will you paranoid idiots please stop spouting off the stupid shiat.

Convenient story. He is already dead. That's why they keep shooting ladies in similar trucks.


What does that have to do with him killing himself? If he had found a secluded area or abandoned house to kill himself, the police wouldn't know and they would still be out searching for him as if he was alive.
 
2013-02-11 01:47:43 AM  

The Southern Dandy: The LAPD said Dorner is a domestic terrorist.  What is Dorner's political agenda?  Isn't a KEY indicator of a terrorist a political agenda?  I mean,  that's what terrorism is...use of violence for political purposes.

Or is it that the LAPD doesn't know what terrorism is, and they're just trying to get more federal money?


His previous employer before the LAPD was the Federal Government. They want him dead too. Just in case he holds two grudges.
 
2013-02-11 01:48:21 AM  
Check McCartney's band...  :)

media.naplesnews.com
 
2013-02-11 01:50:11 AM  

ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.

Christ I'm tried of this.

Personally I think the guy killed himself a while ago. But if he is still alive, they are not going to kill him with a drone strike. Will you paranoid idiots please stop spouting off the stupid shiat.

Convenient story. He is already dead. That's why they keep shooting ladies in similar trucks.

What does that have to do with him killing himself? If he had found a secluded area or abandoned house to kill himself, the police wouldn't know and they would still be out searching for him as if he was alive.


If the police thought he was dead and killed himself they wouldn't be shooting at ladies in trucks, would they? Have you taken your brilliant insight of how this guy is already dead to the LAPD?
 
2013-02-11 01:51:04 AM  

mikaloyd: When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.
Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."

Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web


Apparently the father of the man who the training officer allegedly kicked testified in court saying that his son came home looking like he got the shiat kicked out of him, and was told by his son that he had the shiat kicked out of him.
 
2013-02-11 01:52:03 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: What I'm curious about is the report that they found rifles with silencers, night vision goggles and cold weather gear in his burned out truck.  I can't imagine him leaving those things behind, unless he had redundant quantities.


Because it's bullshiat.
 
2013-02-11 01:53:53 AM  

muck4doo: Because it's bullshiat.


Oh please explain.  So now part of the conspiracy is to lie about what was found in his truck?
 
2013-02-11 01:54:38 AM  

Xyphoid: mikaloyd: When Dorner, a Naval reservist, returned to LAPD after deployment to the Middle East in 2007, a training officer became alarmed by his conduct, which included weeping in a police car and threatening to file a lawsuit against the department, records show.
Six days after being notified in August 2007 that he could be removed from the field, Dorner accused the training officer, Sgt. Teresa Evans, of kicking a severely mentally ill man in the chest and left cheek while handcuffing him during an arrest.
However, his report to internal affairs came two weeks after the arrest, police and court records allege. Civilian and police witnesses said they didn't see Evans kick the man, who had a quarter-inch scratch on his cheek consistent with his fall into a bush. A police review board ruled against Dorner, leading to his dismissal.
Online, Dorner tells a different story. He argues he was "terminated for doing the right thing."

Thats when a reasonable person calms down for six years and  then starts killing people. Like an hero

According to some dumbasses on the web

Apparently the father of the man who the training officer allegedly kicked testified in court saying that his son came home looking like he got the shiat kicked out of him, and was told by his son that he had the shiat kicked out of him.


Who you gonna believe, the LAPD, so some disgruntled civilian that got his ass kicked by the LAPD?
 
2013-02-11 01:54:56 AM  
I think its possible he already killed himself, but did it in such a way, and location that he won't be found for a very long time, causing the cops to live in constant, profound fear of him, for that very same long time.

If getting his manifesto to see the light of day was his main goal, then he's accomplished that.
Cases are being reopened, and the lights have been turned on, causing the cockroaches that comprise much of the LAPD to scatter in panic.
I wouldn't give his female supervisor (nickname:  Chupacabra) a plug nickel for her career right now, because heads will roll over this one, and if they can't get his, they'll settle for someone else's.
 
2013-02-11 01:55:04 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: muck4doo: Because it's bullshiat.

Oh please explain.  So now part of the conspiracy is to lie about what was found in his truck?


You believe the LAPD tells the truth?
 
2013-02-11 01:55:15 AM  
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2013-02-11 01:57:56 AM  

muck4doo: You believe the LAPD tells the truth?


People like you are why it's impossible to have a conversation about anything.  Give me one good reason why they would lie about the contents of the vehicle?
 
2013-02-11 01:59:25 AM  

The Southern Dandy: The LAPD said Dorner is a domestic terrorist.  What is Dorner's political agenda?  Isn't a KEY indicator of a terrorist a political agenda?  I mean,  that's what terrorism is...use of violence for political purposes.

Or is it that the LAPD doesn't know what terrorism is, and they're just trying to get more federal money?


Somewhat this.  Terrorism, at root, is to instill fear into the public at large.

Even if he's guilty of all accused crimes, most of the public has nothing to seriously worry about as long as they don't fall victim to circumstance of being in his way, thanks also to his handy manifesto, he's pretty clearly not a terrorist.
 
2013-02-11 02:01:07 AM  

ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: muck4doo: ongbok: The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Nailed it. That's why a drone will kill him before any of it gets out.

Christ I'm tried of this.

Personally I think the guy killed himself a while ago. But if he is still alive, they are not going to kill him with a drone strike. Will you paranoid idiots please stop spouting off the stupid shiat.

Convenient story. He is already dead. That's why they keep shooting ladies in similar trucks.

What does that have to do with him killing himself? If he had found a secluded area or abandoned house to kill himself, the police wouldn't know and they would still be out searching for him as if he was alive.


The kind of guy who kills the daughter of his enemy, then one of his enemy... goes into the woods to die alone?  Yes, it would keep it in the news a lot longer, but I don't think that's how this played out.
 
2013-02-11 02:04:04 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Give me one good reason why they would lie about the contents of the vehicle?


i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 02:05:07 AM  
How much is $1 million USD in Woolongs?

karmaburn.com

Hola Amigos!  All 300,000 bounty hunters in the solar system, How Y'alll Doooiiiinnnnnnnggggg?
 
2013-02-11 02:07:33 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Believes Rodney King must have been on PCP

 
2013-02-11 02:08:31 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Believes Fuhrman wasn't a racist

 
2013-02-11 02:12:40 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Believes the LAPD would never lie about anything to cover their own asses.

 
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2013-02-11 02:12:44 AM  
Hate the LAPD and live in the hood? Great time to take a free shot at cops and blame Dorner.

I wonder when the copycats will start in other cities?
 
2013-02-11 02:16:39 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: muck4doo: You believe the LAPD tells the truth?

People like you are why it's impossible to have a conversation about anything.  Give me one good reason why they would lie about the contents of the vehicle?


Control.

There are many people who have a beef with LAPD - getting people to believe they are winning, but haven't won yet ("we are so close, but we still need your help to finish the job") gives them the image of strength while also giving them the benefit of not being omnipotent.  They look strong, people like to help winners, people also like to help winners not quite there yet, but people don't feel like they have to help people who already won.

If it looked like the LAPD had absolutely zero handle on this, the people who have beef with them might also decide that now is the time to act without fear.  It would also reduce the inclination for people to help.

They might also be trying to deliver a morale message to their own forces, so they aren't actively shooting trucks all over LA in the false belief that they aren't in as much danger as they might be.

/Don't mind me though, I just made propaganda for the USG.
 
2013-02-11 02:16:50 AM  

oy: Hate the LAPD and live in the hood? Great time to take a free shot at cops and blame Dorner.

I wonder when the copycats will start in other cities?


Working on my manifesto as we speak!

/Going to demand McDonalds stop skimping on the goddamned fries!
 
2013-02-11 02:19:37 AM  

GranoblasticMan: oy: Hate the LAPD and live in the hood? Great time to take a free shot at cops and blame Dorner.

I wonder when the copycats will start in other cities?

Working on my manifesto as we speak!

/Going to demand McDonalds stop skimping on the goddamned fries!


While you're at it, can you also demand that they go back to their original fry oil?
 
2013-02-11 02:19:38 AM  

Xyphoid: Popcorn Johnny: muck4doo: You believe the LAPD tells the truth?

People like you are why it's impossible to have a conversation about anything.  Give me one good reason why they would lie about the contents of the vehicle?

Control.

There are many people who have a beef with LAPD - getting people to believe they the LAPD are  is winning, but haven't won yet ("we are so close, but we still need your help to finish the job") gives them the image of strength while also giving them the benefit of not being omnipotent.  They look strong, people like to help winners, people also like to help winners not quite there yet, but people don't feel like they have to help people who already won.

If it looked like the LAPD had absolutely zero handle on this, the people who have beef with them might also decide that now is the time to act without fear.  It would also reduce the inclination for people to help.

They might also be trying to deliver a morale message to their own forces, so they aren't actively shooting trucks all over LA in the false belief that they aren't in as much danger as they might be.

/Don't mind me though, I just made propaganda for the USG.


Modified for clarity of message.
 
2013-02-11 02:24:42 AM  

muck4doo: Popcorn Johnny: Believes Rodney King must have been on PCP


Lol you need help.
 
2013-02-11 02:26:21 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: muck4doo: Popcorn Johnny: Believes Rodney King must have been on PCP

Lol you need help.


Should I go to the LAPD for it? They are there to protect and serve, right?
 
2013-02-11 02:34:08 AM  

Bontesla: mikaloyd: firefly212: He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.

And their little daughters too?

What evidence do we have that Dorner killed the daughter?


No evidence.  Didn't the manifesto say something like "I never got to have kids, so I'm coming for yours?"  I think that's compelling circumstance.  I haven't seen or heard about anything in Dorner's manifesto that would imply he's sitting on a secret big enough for dirty cops to murder a cop's daughter just to frame him.
 
2013-02-11 02:40:12 AM  

FizixJunkee: I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."


Because he makes them really scared, and, more importantly, because when a government agency  calls someone a terrorist it justifies the suspension of due process and constitutional rights.
 
2013-02-11 02:43:43 AM  

JonathanChance: How much is $1 million USD in Woolongs?

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Hola Amigos!  All 300,000 bounty hunters in the solar system, How Y'alll Doooiiiinnnnnnnggggg?


The Woolong (symbol: ₩) is the standard unit of currency in the Cowboy Bebop universe. It is roughly the 2071 equivalent of the Yen, and 1 ₩ (as a rough estimate) is equivalent to 10 US cents.


So, ₩10,000,000

Which given the serious nature of his crimes is well within the Cowboy Bebop universe's price scale. See
 
2013-02-11 02:44:18 AM  
See this Link, rather.
 
2013-02-11 02:44:49 AM  
Is it possible he just murdered Quan and her fiance after being rejected and tried to make it about something else? Why waste your free shot on a secondary target?

i.i.com.com
 
2013-02-11 02:57:41 AM  

Kaybeck: mikaloyd: He is assassinating people. One of them a daughter of a person he deemed bad rather than assassinating the bad person. As a punishment I suppose.

I cannot imagine a scenario or rationale where that is justifiable to you.

I can. Put him in the White House.


That comparison seems a deliberate attempt to score political points, and unfair to the point of inaccuracy.

Remember, Obama killed Awlaki's son  after Awlaki was dead.  Not to make his opponent suffer.  Just because he could.
 
2013-02-11 02:59:27 AM  

FormlessOne: FBI office


um no
federal prosecutor/witness protection

cause he is dead otherwise

/not that the fbis would just turn him over to the lapd death squad
 
2013-02-11 03:00:45 AM  

GranoblasticMan: many people are fed up with the corruption in law enforcement agencies these days. Nothing about what he's done is even remotely heroic. The absolute best-case scenario for him is that a few specific instances he brought up in his manifesto get investigated... That's not going to change the systemic corruption.



I don't necessarily disagree.  I just wouldn't call Dorner an antihero, any more than I would the wolf in Peter and the Wolf.  More like ... an entirely foreseeable and, ultimately, inevitable consequence of a history of irresponsible behavior.
 
2013-02-11 03:08:39 AM  

The Southern Dandy: The LAPD said Dorner is a domestic terrorist.  What is Dorner's political agenda?  Isn't a KEY indicator of a terrorist a political agenda?  I mean,  that's what terrorism is...use of violence for political purposes.

Or is it that the LAPD doesn't know what terrorism is, and they're just trying to get more federal money?


His political agenda is reform of the LAPD.  However, I'm still rather of the opinion that "crimes that make people in power feel terror" != "terrorism."
 
2013-02-11 03:18:46 AM  

DataShade: The Southern Dandy: The LAPD said Dorner is a domestic terrorist.  What is Dorner's political agenda?  Isn't a KEY indicator of a terrorist a political agenda?  I mean,  that's what terrorism is...use of violence for political purposes.

Or is it that the LAPD doesn't know what terrorism is, and they're just trying to get more federal money?

His political agenda is reform of the LAPD.  However, I'm still rather of the opinion that "crimes that make people in power feel terror" != "terrorism."


According to his manifesto, he wants to clear his name.  That's not a political agenda.  LAPD is just trying to scare the public.  That's more like terrorism.  Actually, I think they're just trying to juice the feds.
 
2013-02-11 03:22:16 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: muck4doo: You believe the LAPD tells the truth?

People like you are why it's impossible to have a conversation about anything.  Give me one good reason why they would lie about the contents of the vehicle?


Justification of the indiscriminate use of force on the wrong make and model vehicle.
 
2013-02-11 03:36:21 AM  

The Southern Dandy: According to his manifesto, he wants to clear his name.  That's not a political agenda.  LAPD is just trying to scare the public.  That's more like terrorism.  Actually, I think they're just trying to juice the feds.


Oh, let me be clear: I don't think Dorner's a terrorist (shooting daughter of a target is unethical but not designed to inflict terror on the populace to effect a political change, so terrifying perhaps but not terrorism).  I just think it's entirely reasonable for some guy whose job is pushing paper and reading press releases to reporters to think that Dorner  is a terrorist.


The word "terrorist" from the mouth of an agent of a United States government agency is basically synonymous for "person for whom we intend to suspend all the rules and kill without trial."
 
2013-02-11 03:50:46 AM  

Sofakinbd: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

If that is your criteria for the trend then Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) set this bar a long time back. He did have a $1,000,000 reward after killing random civilians. Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

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-Sofa


Curious, did anyone get that when the Unabomber was caught?
 
2013-02-11 03:54:55 AM  

Piestar: Sofakinbd: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

If that is your criteria for the trend then Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) set this bar a long time back. He did have a $1,000,000 reward after killing random civilians. Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

[skcentral.com image 285x382]
-Sofa

Curious, did anyone get that when the Unabomber was caught?


Yes, his brother got the money. He then donated it to the victims. An instructor of mine was the behavioral analyst on the task force.

-Sofa
 
2013-02-11 03:57:28 AM  

GranoblasticMan: nmemkha: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Princess Ryans Knickers: He must have some good TITS on the LAPD for them to want him dead so badly.

Did I get it?

Cop porn thread?

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Needing some hot blue on blue action. :P

Here you go:

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No, that's not what I-- ugh, never mind...

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/Best use of meme award goes too....
 
2013-02-11 04:25:55 AM  

The Southern Dandy: The LAPD said Dorner is a domestic terrorist.  What is Dorner's political agenda?  Isn't a KEY indicator of a terrorist a political agenda?  I mean,  that's what terrorism is...use of violence for political purposes.

Or is it that the LAPD doesn't know what terrorism is, and they're just trying to get more federal money?


No, what calling someone a "terrorist" does is enable law enforcement to ignore due process.

It goes like this:

Definition of a terrorist
Year - Defnition
2000 - Someone who hijacks airplanes
2005 - ...or blows up skyscrapers
2010 - ...or kills cops/military
2015 - ...or kills civilians
2020 - ...or rapes someone
2025 - ...or engages in armed robbery
2030 - ...or downloads movies from pirate sites
...
2050 - ...or fails to pay parking fines.
 
2013-02-11 04:35:06 AM  

GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??


good catch.  why would the rims be bent like that? what would have had to happen before? and how long would they have had to be driven like that to get them in that state?
 
2013-02-11 04:38:35 AM  

Alonjar: Alonjar: GBB: mikaloyd: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
meanwhile back at dorners pickup, dorner calmly walks ahead of the group disguised as a soldier

Wait a second.
Take a close look at those rims.  If Dorner simply set the truck on fire, yes the tires would have burned off, but how did the bead edge of the rim get like that?  If they got hot enough to somehow melt the rim, the body panel above it wouldn't have survived.  Doesn't that look like the truck ran some distance on bare rims??

You'll also notice where you see the rims as being extra beat up, is actually where the gas tank is located.  The fire would have burned hotter there, and it would have been hottest at the ground, because the fuel actually spills onto the ground during a vehicle fire.

Oh, and because rims need to be as light as possible, they tend to be made of softer metal alloys than the rest of the vehicle.


(Thanks, Alonjar.)
 
2013-02-11 04:42:57 AM  

muck4doo: Popcorn Johnny: Believes Rodney King must have been on PCP


That's redonkulous. Black people don't swim or go camping, and they sure as shait don't do PCP.
 
2013-02-11 04:51:42 AM  
BTW, does it make me a bad person to hope that they shoot some black guys because they fit the description of Dorner?

After all, they already unloaded on anything trucklike and I do want to see some more race riots. You know, from far away where it is safe.
 
2013-02-11 05:43:50 AM  

FizixJunkee: I still don't get how the LAPD justifies calling Dorner a "domestic terrorist."


Well, they're certainly terrified of him, so I guess that's good enough in a technical sense.

(Also, when setting out for revenge, buy <i>two</i> trucks.  Identical ones.  After you abandon the first one, they will stop looking for the other one.)
 
2013-02-11 05:45:58 AM  

muck4doo:
Convenient story. He is already dead. That's why they keep shooting ladies in similar trucks.


That was four days ago, before they found his burned out truck.
 
2013-02-11 05:54:07 AM  

lucksi: does it make me a bad person to hope that they shoot some black guys


Yes. It also makes you an uncreative tool to post something like that.

When you come to troll the trolls, you're going to have to come correct.
 
2013-02-11 05:56:27 AM  
I'm holding out till it's $5 million.
 
2013-02-11 06:04:51 AM  

GranoblasticMan: Bontesla: StokeyBob: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Quite a few empty second homes or cabins in the area.

Perhaps he's dead and the LAPD knows that a dead body suddenly makes the allegations of corruption much more interesting?

Nah, it wouldn't be that suspicious at this point for him to have died in a legitimate firefight. He's already made it clear that he does intend to kill police officers, and even though I think the LAPD seem "suspicious" in this whole thing, only an idiot would say they shouldn't fire back.


How has he made that clear? Factually, I can't think of a lot to support that conclusion.
 
2013-02-11 06:14:27 AM  

DataShade: Bontesla: mikaloyd: firefly212: He's made it clear he's not gonna be taken alive... best of wishes to him in taking down as many corrupt people and their enablers as possible.

And their little daughters too?

What evidence do we have that Dorner killed the daughter?

No evidence.  Didn't the manifesto say something like "I never got to have kids, so I'm coming for yours?"  I think that's compelling circumstance.  I haven't seen or heard about anything in Dorner's manifesto that would imply he's sitting on a secret big enough for dirty cops to murder a cop's daughter just to frame him.


Nothing in the manifesto is conclusive. There are quite a few reasonable stories that could change the interpretation.
 
2013-02-11 06:37:46 AM  

A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.


Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?
 
2013-02-11 06:54:02 AM  

special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?


You get to feel better than someone based on criteria that is important to you, and hell... what else do you need, amirite?
 
2013-02-11 07:29:22 AM  

Bontesla: GranoblasticMan:  He's already made it clear that he does intend to kill police officers, and even though I think the LAPD seem "suspicious" in this whole thing, only an idiot would say they shouldn't fire back.

How has he made that clear? Factually, I can't think of a lot to support that conclusion.


<www.clickondetroit.com >
 
2013-02-11 07:45:17 AM  

FormlessOne: Odd, isn't it? When you have three murders committed by someone else, they don't publicly announce a million-dollar-bounty for his head him. However, this isn't just some guy. He's a cop, with a lot of information that could make other cops look really, really bad.

The "bounty" is to make the other cops look like they want him alive. That's it.

They've already had two separate "mistaken identity" shootings, because the cops are definitely in a "shoot first, let him cool, then ask questions later" mood. We know they want him dead. They know that, hence this stupid PR stunt. What he needs to do is to walk into the nearest federal building with an FBI office and turn himself in, before some cop gets lucky and blows his damned head off.


nah I'd walk into a newsroom ,,,CNN or something and give an interview first. The let them call the cops to turn himself in.
 
2013-02-11 08:16:28 AM  

Hobodeluxe: FormlessOne: Odd, isn't it? When you have three murders committed by someone else, they don't publicly announce a million-dollar-bounty for his head him. However, this isn't just some guy. He's a cop, with a lot of information that could make other cops look really, really bad.

The "bounty" is to make the other cops look like they want him alive. That's it.

They've already had two separate "mistaken identity" shootings, because the cops are definitely in a "shoot first, let him cool, then ask questions later" mood. We know they want him dead. They know that, hence this stupid PR stunt. What he needs to do is to walk into the nearest federal building with an FBI office and turn himself in, before some cop gets lucky and blows his damned head off.

nah I'd walk into a newsroom ,,,CNN or something and give an interview first. The let them call the cops to turn himself in.


Newsroom would cooperate with authorities, there would be no live broadcast, he ends up dead, newsroom gets to fake outrage while putting up the ads they'd made for their 'last exclusive interview before blah blah blah' and the cops get to shut down a whistleblower.
 
2013-02-11 08:17:19 AM  
and what would be aired would be highly edited and gone through with a fine tooth comb by both the station's lawyers and the cops' lawyers.
 
2013-02-11 08:24:19 AM  

ongbok: Why do you have to pick one of those sides?


Because they ARE the only two sides in this situation.

The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.

Gotta admit it worked. Sometimes, when you've tried everything else, you have to try something extreme. It's very easy for others to 'armchair quarterback' and say' Oh, that was too much', when they haven't lived through it.
 
2013-02-11 08:31:57 AM  

rvabenji: The amount of conspiracy garbage I'm reading on here I thought I was accidentally on infowars. You guys are coming as unglued as the LAPD.

This man is unhinged, a murderer and deserves to be brought to justice. LAPD obviously has some major problems but that doesn't mean cops in neighboring cities should be shot to death simply for wearing a badge.


Dorner is unhinged and I'm not rooting for him but aren't the cops in neighboring cities the ones who are allegedly committing attempted murder on innocent citizens unrelated to Dorner? LAPD may have some major problems (ie all this effort and reward for a guy who allegedly shoots cops but not for the person who shoots regular old citizens) but so do some of the other departments nearby.

Why haven't the police involved in the near murder of three innocent citizens been charged with attempted murder? Why isn't there a $1mil reward for their arrest?
 
2013-02-11 08:32:27 AM  

DataShade: He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.


I dont think you know what an antihero is.
 
2013-02-11 08:35:12 AM  

Bontesla: Nothing in the manifesto is conclusive.


Except for Dorners' love of Jeffrey Toobin.  He was pretty clear about that.
 
2013-02-11 08:39:49 AM  

Yogimus: special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?

You get to feel better than someone based on criteria that is important to you, and hell... what else do you need, amirite?


Exactly. That farkie was done years before I learned not to judge others, or to project my own delusions on to other people, you stupid asshole. Oops.
 
2013-02-11 08:52:18 AM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: Why haven't the police involved in the near murder of three innocent citizens been charged with attempted murder? Why isn't there a $1mil reward for their arrest?


I got $10 to chip in.

Can we make it "Wanted: Dead or Alive", though?
 
2013-02-11 09:07:36 AM  
He's the friend of every black man in L.A. - they will never find him.  I kinda like this guy!
 
2013-02-11 09:58:12 AM  

martid4: He's the friend of every black man in L.A


Considering he was a cop, I seriously doubt this.
 
2013-02-11 10:04:47 AM  
I know this will be flame-worthy but I gotta say it..... Dorner has some points. Most of the worst LA cops you have ever heard of, the ones you have seen video of beating the crap out of an already-subdued person have ALL been promoted.

It really is time for a house cleaning.


Just not this way.

But it is funny how the cops are pretty much publicly wetting their collective pants.
 
2013-02-11 10:05:30 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


3/5ths
 
2013-02-11 10:06:59 AM  

NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!


If he wants to come it he can do so easily. Just travel to another state and calmly turn yourself in at a police station.


Or walk in to any TV news studio in the country and offer to let them film you turning yourself in.

easy
 
2013-02-11 10:11:14 AM  

LessO2: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

He torched his truck in the morning and he had plenty of time to get away.

They saw his footprints and the trail eventually went cold.

He's out there.  He's not in any hurry to make his next move.


And he knows that. If I was him I would be tempted to camp for a while. Eventually the cops will have to go back to a more normal routine. Then pop up and strike again.

There is no end game for him, but he's got all the time in the world while they are spending millions of dollars in a constant state of readiness. This could go on for a while. Or, they could shoot him today.
 
2013-02-11 10:15:40 AM  

Gurrker: There seems to me to be more chances than not he is already dead (likely by his own hand). The truck with a broken axle, ammo and camping gear just points to his planned rampage falling apart. Maybe he is/was uber devious and set this up as a brilliant diversion but that takes a pretty big stretch to buy I think. With the fresh snow and cold temperatures all the heat detecting aircraft in existence won't find a frozen cadaver. Dogs don't do too well when there is a foot of new snow covering any tracks either. With his plans trashed by the breakdown of his truck and the certainty that he is/was a dead man anyway, hiking off into the forest and taking his own life would leave the police hunting for him until the spring thaw, a great FU that will keep the public's eye on the LAPD for some time. That is about as much vengeance as he could hope for after the axle broke.



Or, he simply went somewhere else and checked in to a hotel under a new identity waiting for the weather to break.
 
2013-02-11 10:37:02 AM  

fredklein: IAMTHEINTARWEBS: Why haven't the police involved in the near murder of three innocent citizens been charged with attempted murder? Why isn't there a $1mil reward for their arrest?

I got $10 to chip in.

Can we make it "Wanted: Dead or Alive", though?


No, that's not the standard I expect police to live up to.
 
2013-02-11 10:45:55 AM  

Yogimus: special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?

You get to feel better than someone based on criteria that is important to you, and hell... what else do you need, amirite?


And we have the meaning of life. That and something about becoming a watier to make people happy.
 
2013-02-11 11:08:40 AM  

Big_Fat_Liar: Yogimus: special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?

You get to feel better than someone based on criteria that is important to you, and hell... what else do you need, amirite?

And we have the meaning of life. That and something about becoming a watier to make people happy.


... Part VII: Death
 
2013-02-11 11:43:05 AM  

special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?


I've got him stamped as "Confirmed Troll: Calls Liberals Nazis" after one of his bigger derps a while back.
 
2013-02-11 11:55:46 AM  

KrispyKritter: and if someone killed 25 nurses they wouldn't offer a dime.


murderpedia.org
Disagrees

Though that was Chicago, not LA, so you may be right
 
2013-02-11 12:12:47 PM  

ha-ha-guy: UsikFark: Material Obstructing or Reducing Driver's View
26708.  (a) (1) A person shall not drive any motor vehicle with any object or material placed, displayed, installed, affixed, or applied upon the windshield or side or rear windows.

Of course right about now, 90% of SoCal PD is too scared to get out of their cruiser to issue that ticket.


The other 10% would riddle your truck with holes before approaching, just to be sure.
 
2013-02-11 12:24:23 PM  

Sofakinbd: Popcorn Johnny: What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?

If that is your criteria for the trend then Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) set this bar a long time back. He did have a $1,000,000 reward after killing random civilians. Coincidentally both Kaczynski and Dorner have 3 civilian kills each.

[skcentral.com image 285x382]
-Sofa


Ted Kaczynski was not killing/sending bombs to random civilians They were specific targets.
 
2013-02-11 12:45:50 PM  
I have not seen anything to suggest Dorner to be innocent, and have no reason to think that it is at all likely. I also realize that what makes for a compelling movie has no bearing on how the real world works.

But damn, this is a better screenplay than any framed-cop movie that Bruce Willis actually filmed. I can see why people wish to see a Hollywood fantasy play out. They want jetpacks, Santa Clause, and a loose cannon toppling a institutional conspiracy to be real.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:03 PM  
I meant "Claus", but it reads funnier as is.
 
2013-02-11 12:48:06 PM  

LindenFark: I have not seen anything to suggest Dorner to be innocent, and have no reason to think that it is at all likely. I also realize that what makes for a compelling movie has no bearing on how the real world works.

But damn, this is a better screenplay than any framed-cop movie that Bruce Willis actually filmed. I can see why people wish to see a Hollywood fantasy play out. They want jetpacks, Santa Clause, and a loose cannon toppling a institutional conspiracy to be real.


You think it's a coincidence that the Pope is resigning?  Dorner's fingerprints are all over this, as well as the massive NE blizzard.  He's got control of HAARP, guys, and he's not afraid to use it.
 
2013-02-11 12:48:52 PM  

LindenFark: I have not seen anything to suggest Dorner to be innocent, and have no reason to think that it is at all likely. I also realize that what makes for a compelling movie has no bearing on how the real world works.

But damn, this is a better screenplay than any framed-cop movie that Bruce Willis actually filmed. I can see why people wish to see a Hollywood fantasy play out. They want jetpacks, Santa Clause, and a loose cannon toppling a institutional conspiracy to be real.


Not innocent, but the reactions by the police reinforce a few of his complaints.  He's got legitimate gripes that he tried to rectify in the worst way.
 
2013-02-11 01:23:42 PM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: fredklein: IAMTHEINTARWEBS: Why haven't the police involved in the near murder of three innocent citizens been charged with attempted murder? Why isn't there a $1mil reward for their arrest?

I got $10 to chip in.

Can we make it "Wanted: Dead or Alive", though?

No, that's not the standard I expect police to live up to.


You're right- the cops aren't even bothering to try to get him 'alive'.
 
2013-02-11 01:44:01 PM  

Bontesla: GranoblasticMan: Bontesla: StokeyBob: mbillips: Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.

Quite a few empty second homes or cabins in the area.

Perhaps he's dead and the LAPD knows that a dead body suddenly makes the allegations of corruption much more interesting?

Nah, it wouldn't be that suspicious at this point for him to have died in a legitimate firefight. He's already made it clear that he does intend to kill police officers, and even though I think the LAPD seem "suspicious" in this whole thing, only an idiot would say they shouldn't fire back.

How has he made that clear? Factually, I can't think of a lot to support that conclusion.


From his manifesto: "The Violence of action will be HIGH. I am the reason TAC alert was established. I will bring unconventional and asymmetrical warfare to those in LAPD uniform whether on or off duty."
 
2013-02-11 02:03:46 PM  

bhcompy: He's got legitimate gripes that he tried to rectify in the worst way.


To his credit, if the manifesto is truthful, he tried plenty to recitfy problems in the more traditional routes, and was shut down at every stop.

Considering his goal and the roadblocks inherant in the system, as far as his message goes, he couldn't have gotten any more attention.  What he did is the best thing he could have done to get the message out AND listened to, by a massive amount of the american populace.

True, what he's supposed to have done is not "good", but we're not judging his actions, we're judging the effectiveness of his tactics to reach his goals. (with the way you worded that sentence anyhow)

The attention that his writings have garnered is the best he could have realistically hoped for within this time frame.

Not only did he shine light on the dark side of the LAPD to a truly massive audience, he baited them into doing some stupid shiat to give the manifest that much more credit.
 
2013-02-11 02:30:28 PM  

ongbok: stiletto_the_wise: GranoblasticMan: DataShade: Land Ark: After all, he has specific targets and no "innocent" people have been hurt by him. With police involvement, three innocent people have been shot at, two hit. We're safer without the manhunt.

He allegedly murdered the daughter of one of his targets to make the guy suffer, and her fiance.  That pushes Dorner out of "antihero" territory and into "delusional villain" territory.  The only thing to hope for is he and the LAPD eat each other alive.

To be honest, he's only considered an "antihero" because many people are fed up with the corruption in law enforcement agencies these days. Nothing about what he's done is even remotely heroic. The absolute best-case scenario for him is that a few specific instances he brought up in his manifesto get investigated... That's not going to change the systemic corruption.

So he's allegedly killed three people and put countless others in danger for what amounts to petty revenge. It's entirely self-interest. He's in it for no one but himself.

It's hard to pick a side in this one. On one side, you have the embodiment of pure evil, and on the other side is a guy getting revenge by killing what some would consider innocents....

Why do you have to pick one of those sides? Both are pieces of shiat. Dorner is shiat for killing those people, the LAPD is shiat for their heavy handed tactics and abuses, which have been really highlighted with this whole episode. The only thing you should be routing for is for the truth about the LAPD to come out. The only thing that I can even remotely applaud Dorner for is that his actions may get an investigation started into the LAPD, but goddamn his method was wrong.


I hope everybody gets shot.

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2013-02-11 03:12:24 PM  

bhcompy: LindenFark: I have not seen anything to suggest Dorner to be innocent, and have no reason to think that it is at all likely. I also realize that what makes for a compelling movie has no bearing on how the real world works.

But damn, this is a better screenplay than any framed-cop movie that Bruce Willis actually filmed. I can see why people wish to see a Hollywood fantasy play out. They want jetpacks, Santa Clause, and a loose cannon toppling a institutional conspiracy to be real.

Not innocent, but the reactions by the police reinforce a few of his complaints.  He's got legitimate gripes that he tried to rectify in the worst way.


I you were writing a script that called for a corrupt police department, it would have to be the LAPD.
 
Bf+
2013-02-11 04:05:00 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?


$1,000,000 dead.
$1,000 alive.
 
2013-02-11 05:20:09 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=159PM7ZKcv0

Why folks are becoming a little more aware of the LAPD and the LACSO. This is an every day occurrence in southern California.
 
2013-02-11 05:58:38 PM  
A captain who was named a target in the manifesto posted on Facebook told the Orange County Register he has not stepped outside his house since he learned of the threat.

Another hero in blue.

Meanwhile, when it's their own ass allegedly on the line, money's no object, Constitutional rights are for pussies, and everybody get out there and spray and pray.
 
2013-02-11 07:27:20 PM  
According to the content of this thread, our fate as a nation of gun-toting, black-UN-helicopter-fearing paranoiacs is sealed.

Don't forget to stop by the dispensary for your thorazine. Unless of course you use Febreze or a Glade "air freshener", as you're already covered.
 
2013-02-11 08:00:06 PM  

Gelatinous: Don't forget to stop by the dispensary for your thorazine. Unless of course you use Febreze or a Glade "air freshener", as you're already covered.


Oooo I like this line of thought.
 
2013-02-11 08:26:34 PM  

optikeye: They way it's going now, the person that calls in the tip will most likely be shot by cops too.


A tipster should consider that possibility.
 
2013-02-11 09:47:31 PM  
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So he's worth $500k if I bring him in dead?
 
2013-02-11 11:08:13 PM  
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"Alive if possible, dead....just as good"
 
2013-02-11 11:09:56 PM  

Silverstaff: special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?

I've got him stamped as "Confirmed Troll: Calls Liberals Nazis" after one of his bigger derps a while back.


The party of listening to the other side and compromise strikes again!

/I'm always amazed that liberals love to throw shiat but get butthurt when it gets thrown back at them
 
2013-02-12 07:13:04 AM  

beta_plus: Silverstaff: special20: A. Snatchfold: beta_plus:
I have you farkied as 'delusional republican'. Good to know I was on point with that assessment.

Ha... I have him farkied as "Anti Union douche " - what do we win?

I've got him stamped as "Confirmed Troll: Calls Liberals Nazis" after one of his bigger derps a while back.

The party of listening to the other side and compromise strikes again!

/I'm always amazed that liberals love to throw shiat but get butthurt when it gets thrown back at them




You are a sad sad delusional projector or a sad sad shill.
 
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