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(Fox News)   Authorities announce $1,000,000 bounty for Christopher Dorner. This will end well   (foxnews.com) divider line 497
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, Chris Dorner, Authorities announce, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, LAPD  
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2013-02-10 06:56:30 PM  
How much for a random black dude?
 
2013-02-10 07:03:15 PM  
Gosh, they seem pretty desperate.
 
2013-02-10 07:12:24 PM  
What I want to know is if they're going to start a trend of offering a million dollar reward for somebody on the run after killing a civilian?
 
2013-02-10 07:13:40 PM  
This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.
 
2013-02-10 07:13:42 PM  
Yeah, you wouldn't want someone to shoot up a truck that had two women in it or something like that.
 
2013-02-10 07:15:31 PM  

GAT_00: Yeah, you wouldn't want someone to shoot up a truck that had two women in it or something like that.


QFT
 
2013-02-10 07:17:44 PM  
Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-10 07:18:38 PM  

Elandriel: This whole think stinks of coverup.  I can't help but feel there's a hell of a lot more going on than what we've been allowed to know.


They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!
 
2013-02-10 07:20:51 PM  
They way it's going now, the person that calls in the tip will most likely be shot by cops too.
 
2013-02-10 07:21:22 PM  

NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!


Cut the conspiracy theories, they've already said they're reopening the investigation.
 
2013-02-10 07:22:53 PM  
Dead or alive?
 
2013-02-10 07:25:36 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?

 
2013-02-10 07:29:00 PM  
So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.
 
2013-02-10 07:34:05 PM  

violentsalvation: fusillade762: Dead or alive?


Nobody has done all that well on the first so far, so...
 
2013-02-10 07:36:45 PM  
I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.
 
2013-02-10 07:47:14 PM  

SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.


In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.
 
2013-02-10 07:53:30 PM  

Chariset: In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.


It'll be an episode of Law & Order or CSI in the next few months.
 
2013-02-10 07:54:03 PM  

Chariset: SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.

In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.


Huh? It's a national event. Nobody can actually own it, and anybody that wants to write about it can do so.

Who owned the rights for any number of hunt for a real life serial killer movies, or events like 9/11 for that matter?
 
2013-02-10 08:16:25 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: NFA: They don't want him to see the inside of a court room and he knows it!

Cut the conspiracy theories, they've already said they're reopening the investigation.


Speaking of conspiracy theories, it was pointed out on another thread today that by reopening a 5 year old investigation the LAPD can deny any & all FOIA requests on it because it is an "ongoing investigation".

I don't know if that is true or not but if it is, if the LAPD was smart they'd have a couple of reporters from the LA Times & a couple different news stations there with them during the reinvestigation just to head off at the pass any suggestions like I just made.  However given the brilliant way that the LAPD has handled this whole affair so far I'd expect more secret meetings, stonewalling the media, & even more 'don't bring him in alive' orders.
 
2013-02-10 08:19:33 PM  

fusillade762: Dead or alive?


Yes.
 
2013-02-10 08:21:54 PM  
Originally:

trakt.us

"The price for a suspended LAPD cop is two cents!"
 
2013-02-10 08:39:33 PM  

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.


Any retard with a pair of balls and decent eyesight and half brain could do better than the LAPD have done so far.

What is the very, VERY most basic rule of gun saftey?
Never point it at anything you don't want to get shot.

Cops, supposedly there to serve and protect, are supposed to check their targets better at the expense of their own safety for the greater public good. "To Server and Protect" is not small potatoes, it's the job description and your life is supposed to be on the line when necessary to fulfill that role.
 
2013-02-10 08:40:24 PM  
STUPID AUTO CORRECT
 
2013-02-10 08:42:17 PM  
Dead men tell no tales.
 
2013-02-10 08:55:17 PM  

Vodka Zombie: So, the cops are outsourcing their shooting of civilians now?

This should turn out wonderfully.


That was my thought too.  They realized they need more help shooting all those trucks.  You have to admit, with all that fire power, more trucks should have been shot up by now.

/if he is in Cali., it is by choice.
 
2013-02-10 08:57:09 PM  
www.dogthebountyhunter.com
 
2013-02-10 09:00:43 PM  
That will go to pay for all of the houses that the apparently Hellfire armed drones that are currently blackening the sky are currently blowing up.
 
2013-02-10 09:09:43 PM  
The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.
 
2013-02-10 09:10:03 PM  
Jesus Christ. I come back home to rural Arizona and to live in the 20th Century, and it's already the 19th?
 
2013-02-10 09:11:19 PM  

rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.


They are so going to out-stupid themselves somehow. I think shooting those two poor women in a truck earlier this week was just a preview.
 
2013-02-10 09:11:58 PM  

basemetal: Dead men tell no tales.


Indeed. The LAPD is doing their damnedest to make sure he commits "suicide."

Given their competence, it'll happen live in front of dozens of news cameras as he's holding up his hands in surrender.

/they can't kill him without martyring him
 
2013-02-10 09:14:30 PM  
This bounty will never be paid though.  The bounty is for his "arrest".  Considering that the police are just shooting random trucks up looking for this guy then arresting isn't on their agenda.
 
2013-02-10 09:20:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


Depends. Are they in good health and do they handle cotton well?
 
2013-02-10 09:21:13 PM  

L.D. Ablo: [www.dogthebountyhunter.com image 311x215]


This would make for the best episode ever.
 
2013-02-10 09:22:14 PM  
Maybe the bounty hunters should just start shooting the shiat out of vehicles that font match the color or the make. No. Nobody would be that farknig stupid.

If Dorner was in my neck of the woods, I'd leave ammunition on the front porch for him.
 
2013-02-10 09:22:17 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-10 09:24:11 PM  
Odd, isn't it? When you have three murders committed by someone else, they don't publicly announce a million-dollar-bounty for his head him. However, this isn't just some guy. He's a cop, with a lot of information that could make other cops look really, really bad.

The "bounty" is to make the other cops look like they want him alive. That's it.

They've already had two separate "mistaken identity" shootings, because the cops are definitely in a "shoot first, let him cool, then ask questions later" mood. We know they want him dead. They know that, hence this stupid PR stunt. What he needs to do is to walk into the nearest federal building with an FBI office and turn himself in, before some cop gets lucky and blows his damned head off.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:32 PM  
rev.daveThey look more like an army than a police force now.

That's always been the LAPD's policing philosophy.

Batter ram!
 
2013-02-10 09:24:36 PM  
Get your shiat together, Los Angeles.
 
2013-02-10 09:25:30 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


Priceless?

/and during Black History Month, too!
 
2013-02-10 09:25:38 PM  
At probably $5,000,000 settlement for each time they shoot the wrong person, $1,000,000 is cheap.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: rev. dave: The LAPD is coming unglued.   From all the way across the country I can tell that this is getting a reaction from them which is out of proportion to what you normally would expect.  They look more like an army than a police force now.

They are so going to out-stupid themselves somehow. I think shooting those two poor women in a truck earlier this week was just a preview.


Not to be a buzzkill, but, they are an army. You're talking about one of the most militarized police forces in the United States, the folks who practically invented SWAT, and they're sure as hell looking forward to shooting this guy before someone in the Justice Department gets his hands on him.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:27 PM  
Jesus Christ, people, read the article before posting.  This isn't a bounty.  It's a reward for information leading to his arrest.  You don't get the money if you walk up to him and shoot him.  Every member of the FBI's most wanted list has a similar reward.  This isn't a new concept.
 
2013-02-10 09:27:43 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


I like this comment, because unlike other LA Cops, Dorner is particular about who he shoots.
 
2013-02-10 09:28:33 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How much for a random black dude?


How much for two white women?

or a white surfer dude?
 
2013-02-10 09:29:01 PM  

2wolves: Shaven headed black guys all over California buy toupees.


Why?  So far no one has shot at any of them.  Now, Hispanic women - they need to invest in bullet-proof lingerie
 
2013-02-10 09:29:10 PM  

Chariset: SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.

In all seriousness, I'd be amazed if no one has bought the movie rights to this story yet.



who would they buy them from? Dorner?
 
2013-02-10 09:29:16 PM  
If you're a random person (not LAPD or on Dorner's list), what incentive do you have to call the police?  Dorner isn't killing random people.  Someone is more likely to die when the police swarm the neighborhood and start shooting at the paperboy or someone walking their dog.  Sure you might get a million dollars for the tip, you might also get killed by some dumbass cop.

/although you could annoy the hell out of people by using a payphone to submit false tips, the PD would roll in and lock down the neighborhood for hours, if not days, at this point
 
2013-02-10 09:29:20 PM  

SilentStrider: I've seen this movie. It ends with Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner fighting it out by train tracks.


No no it ends with Clint Eastwood driving a bus up to the steps of city hall.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:21 PM  
Can you collect it if you find his frozen corpse? 'Cause that dude is dead of exposure by now. Probably died a few hours after he left his truck.
 
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