ThatGuyFromTheInternet: This is like when grandpa put on a backwards ball cap and said, "Yo, what's radical, homie?" just before he croaked.
On The Wrong Throne: Two problems:1) Their print audience has and always will be 40+ and making at least a quarter mil a year.2) The younger people read it and delude themselves into thinking they make that much.Oh, and who my age (25, could pass for "hipster") actually feels the need to pay for news? My generation seems to think everything is free.Maybe if they pulled some "by invite only: exclusive news" crap, because I see friends falling for that way too often.
carmody: CHARLIZE THERON NSFW
COMES WITH A FREE BUGGYWHIP!
feckingmorons: Those simpletons can read?
Evenbiggerknickers: So...there will be a comics section?
MysticSavage: Would be good if the clubbing section was written by this guy:[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x172]
Reaperman: Millennials don't read newspapers. They already know everything.
Arthur Jumbles: How is this going to work? Is the Grey Lady going to put out? Maybe have a nip slip?
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