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(ESPN)   Paterno family releases report that rips investigator Louis Freeh a new asshole, which Jerry Sandusky would like to see. NO THE REPORT   (espn.go.com) divider line 27
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2013-02-10 05:11:07 PM  
4 votes:
The Paterno family sounds incredibly butthurt.  Perhaps a certain former college assistant football coach who is familiar with that malady can give them some advice.
2013-02-10 04:39:55 PM  
4 votes:
In other news, chickens in central PA have been placed on high alert.
2013-02-10 03:29:06 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-10 07:13:18 PM  
3 votes:

jaytkay: My previous post may have been unclear.

Wick Sollers has not been accused of being a boy raper, child molester or pedophile.

[www.kslaw.com image 145x188]
Wick Sollers, not a known boy raper, child molester or pedophile


Well, if I was the sort of person who just went along with popular opinion, i'd probably see this picture:

i.imgur.com

and say things about this guy, like:

www.kslaw.com
He's a child molestor, boy raper, sodomizer of young men...

...but I'm sure we all know better, even if there is no evidence either way, except that the van above was obviously photoshopped. If Wick Sollers was driving around in a van that said "Free Candy" we would definitely be suspicious, though. I just think the investigators didn't do a complete enough job to tell me he wasn't driving around in a van that said 'free candy', luring little boys to be butt-raped.
2013-02-10 04:36:45 PM  
3 votes:

davidphogan: Peter von Nostrand: Joe ran cover for a pedo. No amount of reports attacking the people who investigated it will change that fact

I was thinking something similar.  If they're paid to clear Joe's name, I'm sure they can find questions to ask just like Alex Jones finds questions about 9/11 and Sandy Hook.  It doesn't mean they're the right questions to ask.


From the Paterno site's bio of their lead investigator Wick Sollers:


Wick Sollers is Managing Partner of the Washington, D.C., office and former Chair of King & Spalding's Special Matters & Governmental Investigations Practice Group. He has extensive experience defending accounting and government contract fraud cases, grand jury practice, criminal environmental, health care and FDA matters, Foreign Corrupt Practices Act cases, internal corporate investigations, representation before congressional committees, federal criminal trials and appeals, and general civil litigation.

Yeah, this guy looks legit. I trust him implicitly.
2013-02-11 11:46:46 AM  
2 votes:

veedeevadeevoodee: [67.18.219.83 image 800x477]


Sorry, but this shot always makes me think the following:

Two football players, running hard: "Hey Coach Paterno, wait up -- Sandusky's in the shower right now raping a kid! Coach!"
Paterno: "Taxi!"
2013-02-10 09:47:08 PM  
2 votes:
67.18.219.83
2013-02-10 08:34:06 PM  
2 votes:

puffy999: gimmegimme: And aren't you sickened that Paterno was able to make all of those millions even though he was facilitating child rape all those years? It's not "blood money," but it's something close.

I was going to make a really really really awful joke, but even I'm having second thoughts.


kickme.bawah.fr
2013-02-10 06:55:14 PM  
2 votes:
My previous post may have been unclear.

Wick Sollers has not been accused of being a boy raper, child molester or pedophile.

www.kslaw.com
Wick Sollers, not a known boy raper, child molester or pedophile
2013-02-10 05:33:38 PM  
2 votes:
www.kslaw.com
You know what would be terrible?

If your photo showed up in Google results for "boy raper" and pedophile and "child molester".

That would be terrible.
2013-02-10 04:52:02 PM  
2 votes:
I'm shocked that a report commissioned by the family to clear the family's name was released and it turns out that it tries to clear the family's name.

Next up, George Lucas will be hiring someone to release a report on how episode one is actually awesome.
2013-02-10 04:25:08 PM  
2 votes:
As a member of the public, my opinion has been changed.  I guess covering up child rape isn't so bad after all.  I'm glad they shifted my attention to this, now we can get back to football.
2013-02-10 03:31:55 PM  
2 votes:
If there's anyone that would be an authority on assholes, it would be the Paternos.
2013-02-11 01:14:11 PM  
1 votes:

Champion of the Sun: Kings often don't know what happens below them, and they don't give a shiat either.


It's so telling that you are comparing a football coach to a King.  Honestly...you people are delusional idolizing nutjobs.

Free piece of advice...stay away from any Cult recruiting events...
2013-02-11 12:12:11 PM  
1 votes:

Coach_J: justtray: As a last parting gift on this topic I leave the quote from someone else who judged in haste, and has now changed their mind;

"When I later took the time to do so, I was surprised to learn that the alarming allegations, which so disturbed the nation, were essentially theories and assertions rather than solid charges backed by solid evidence," Knight said in a 280-word statement provided to "Outside the Lines" by his wife, Penny. "On reflection, I may have unintentionally contributed to a rush to judgment." - Phil Knight

A lot of people on fark are in exactly the same postion he was, and should be incredibly ashamed of themselves. Not that anyone here has any remorse for their ignorance.

You must be joking.  A report paid for by the Paterno family has found that amazingly JP did no wrong.  Wow.  How.  Shocking.  I also love how the fake report points to a glaring error that Freeh didn't talk to Paterno, when the ONLY REASON Paterno wasn't interviewed by Freeh was because he refused to do so.

Look, Sandusky was investigated for showing with a young boy in 1998.  Sandusky full admits to showering with the boy and then resigns in 1999.  If ANYONE is going to tell me that JoPa didn't know why his Assistant Coach was being investigated for...and why the sicko had to resign...you are 100% completely FOS.  You are telling me the guy has the facility and the ability to hand pick the replacement AD, but he isn't told that Sandusky was farking around with kids?  Get a clue.

TWO YEARS LATER McQueary tells JoPa about the 2nd shower incident.  Not the first, the SECOND incident.  By the way, when the Sicko resigned in '99, JoPa supported allowing Sandusky full access to the athletic facilities, including keys.  So not only did he cover for him, he also gives the pedo access to the SAME farkING FACILITY WHERE ITS HAPPENED BEFORE!!!

Look in the mirror jackass...that's what the face of being ashamed looks like.


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2013-02-11 10:17:21 AM  
1 votes:

iron_city_ap: They sound butthurt.


Of course they were butthurt, they were just kids and no lube was used.
2013-02-11 09:23:32 AM  
1 votes:
This just in!  I've just completed a report that says I'm incredibly charming and have a large penis and many women want to ride my gargantuan penis and also my face should be on our money.  It's super cereal, guys.  It's science!
2013-02-11 12:13:59 AM  
1 votes:
Ok, so from what I gather here, the real victim in all of this is the Paterno family.
2013-02-10 10:38:03 PM  
1 votes:
Look, Joe Paterno had no sway in State College, PA. If he would have said "hey, I think my assistant may be into some bad things. Check it out", the local authorities would have just blown him off.

He told his superiors. What else could the man have possibly done? Nothing. He could have done nothing else. He's an innocent victim.
2013-02-10 10:11:21 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: Peter von Nostrand: Joe ran cover for a pedo. No amount of reports attacking the people who investigated it will change that fact

That's the long and short of it. No amount of dressing up is going to polish that turd.


but but but Paterno was an incompetent moron who spoke to no one and sat in a darkened office when he wasn't on the sidelines for a game.  He had no influence at Penn State whatsoever and spent the last fifteen years of his coaching career doddling along like a geriatric Alzheimer's patient, just trying not to drool on himself.

Stop trying to rewrite history!
2013-02-10 08:01:14 PM  
1 votes:

Champion of the Sun: gimmegimme: Come now; McQueary made it clear he saw rape, not just horseplay.

He made it clear to the grand jury, but not Paterno.  He didn't want to upset Paterno so he told him something of a sexual nature was happening.

He said he did not give Paterno explicit details of what he believed he'd seen, saying he wouldn't have used terms like sodomy or anal intercourse out of respect for the longtime coach.

I don't want to defend JoePa, but labeling him as a conspirator in the cover up of child rape is a big allegation to make when there's no proof he did that.


I guess you're right.  If someone told me that my buddy was doing "something of a sexual nature" to a young boy, I would tell my boss and then completely forget about it without asking another question ever.
2013-02-10 07:52:40 PM  
1 votes:
Lets see, the motive behind ordering the Freeh report was so the PSU Board of Trustees could get an idea on how bad of a situation they were in and react accordingly.

This report was tailor made at the request of the Paterno clan to clear Joe's name.

I'm sure that this one is much more accurate and trustworthy.
2013-02-10 07:31:37 PM  
1 votes:
A report commissioned by Joe Paterno's family claims the July 2012 Freeh report is a "failure" and was loaded with errors, personal opinions, disputed allegations and bias. The Paterno family report, which is loaded with errors, personal opinions, disputed allegations and bias, targets nearly every conclusion and assertion the Freeh report made about Paterno in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal.
2013-02-10 06:44:58 PM  
1 votes:
www.kslaw.com

Who is Wick Sollers?  Why does he like boy rape?  Is that the same as raping a boy?  Or is it molestation either way?  I guess it's anal, anal retentive, to spit pubic hairs, I mean split hairs on the matter.  It's like saying he's into furries, that is a collection of furry people.  Or Beastiality .. you know, sex with animals .  I mean, in the end, it's like saying a bloody cock (rooster) is flying to your anus, i mean uranus , on a double ended dildo broomstick.  It just makes no sense.

/No Seriously, who is Wick Sollers?/
2013-02-10 06:04:21 PM  
1 votes:

jaytkay: [www.kslaw.com image 145x188]
You know what would be terrible?

If your photo showed up in Google results for "boy raper" and pedophile and "child molester".

That would be terrible.


www.kslaw.com
Boy raper? Pedophile? This guy sure is involved in child rape (investigations)
I suppose it would be correct to say he's good buddies with Jerry Sandusky, if Wick Sollers hung out with Jerry in the Penn State Locker room, but I have no knowledge that actually happened... then again, I have no evidence it didn't.
I could ponder if Wick Sollers likes rhythmic slapping noises, but honestly, I don't care to think of all the children he might have raped.

/Don't want to add fuel to the google fire, dontcha know.
2013-02-10 05:26:01 PM  
1 votes:

js34603: Well, I personally refuse to believe anything in this report. After all it was prepared on behalf of Paterno's family by someone they paid! How can you trust that?

I'll stick with the Freeh report that Penn State paid someone to write on their behalf. You can trust them, they'd never cover anything up.


Reports you commission clear you of wrong doing. Can't explain that!
2013-02-10 05:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
Well, I personally refuse to believe anything in this report. After all it was prepared on behalf of Paterno's family by someone they paid! How can you trust that?

I'll stick with the Freeh report that Penn State paid someone to write on their behalf. You can trust them, they'd never cover anything up.
 
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