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(LA Times)   LAPD's new tactic to bring cop-killer Christopher Dorner to justice: ram and shoot any vehicle that remotely matches his car   (latimes.com) divider line 72
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2013-02-10 03:28:22 PM
18 votes:
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2013-02-10 03:39:10 PM
13 votes:
I don't think Farkers realize how dangerous Dorner is. Any black man who can disguise himself as two white women and a white man driving two separate vehicles is a menace to civilization as we know it. Disguising himself as President Obama on Air Force One would be a piece of cake.
2013-02-10 02:59:46 PM
13 votes:
Cheat sheet given to all LAPD officers:

How to tell if Christopher Dorner is in a vehicle:
Is it a car? Yes? He's not in it.
Is it a truck? Yes? SHOOT THE F*CKING THING FULL OF HOLES!!!!!!
But is it the right make of truck? IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!! SHOOT THE F*CKING THING FULL OF HOLES!!!!!!
But is it the right color truck? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH??? IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!! SHOOT THE F*CKING THING FULL OF HOLES!!!!!!
But is it a white guy or women in it instead of a black guy? DO YOU WANT TO DIE??? SHOOT THE F*CKING THING FULL OF HOLES!!!!!!
2013-02-10 03:07:18 PM
8 votes:
Wait, he was wrongly assaulted by cops, but the article says he's an LAX baggage handler. I can't root for anyone here.
2013-02-10 03:21:58 PM
5 votes:

F-14Tomcat: "When the vehicles collided, Perdue's air bag went off, blocking the view of the driver, and one officer fired three rounds."

This is a bald faced lie.  Airbags can't deploy and remain inflated. That is only something you see in movies for dramatic or comedic effect.  Airbags inflate almost instantly and deflate almost as fast. They have holes the size of half-dollars in the back of the bag.


Oh yeah? Well, what if he had one of these:
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2013-02-10 03:30:47 PM
4 votes:
This entire episode will inspire more LEO's to be upstanding and moral, and to speak out against the wrongs and injustices perpetuated by their fellow law men.
2013-02-10 03:37:00 PM
3 votes:
So Yakety Sax is now the official theme tune of the LAPD?

Got it.
2013-02-10 03:29:36 PM
3 votes:
This is a great farking movie
2013-02-10 03:14:17 PM
3 votes:
This is why Barney Fife was only given a single bullet.
2013-02-10 03:14:05 PM
3 votes:
"Seconds later, Perdue's attorney said, a Torrance police cruiser slammed into his pickup and officers opened fire; none of the bullets struck Perdue. "

"There's Dorner. Shoot, SHOOOOOT!"<P>
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2013-02-10 03:11:37 PM
3 votes:
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Porky season?
2013-02-10 01:05:15 PM
3 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: It is a plan, if not effective.  They have a plan.


Eventually it should be foolproof, theoretically.
2013-02-10 06:29:02 PM
2 votes:

SubBass49: I think the sad truth is that they don't train and don't give a rat's ass where their bullets go. Sad. "To protect and serve." used to mean something.

Don't doubt your story, but someone else pointed out that the bullet distribution on the p/u was the result of 7 different LEOs firing...



Yep.

7 different LEOs firing at a vehicle that was moving AWAY from them (they shot the rear) and that they ASSUMED MIGHT have been being DRIVEN by Dorner - yet NONE of the rounds struck the DRIVER but TWO struck the 71 year old woman in the (PASSENGER SIDE?) back seat.

SEVEN cops pump out +- 50 rounds and NONE of them hit the "target" (driver).

That's some fine marksmanship there, Lou.

Not to mention that the truck was the wrong make and model
Not to mention that the truck was the wrong color
Not to mention that the truck was moving AWAY from them and thus posed NO direct threat to their safety WHATSOEVER
Not to mention that the occupants of said truck did not match the description of the "suspect" - wrong sex, wrong age, wrong race...

This is NOT a simple farkup by one jumpy cop. It is a reflection on every cop in the LAPD - and a reeking dirty diaper around the neck of ever LEO in the nation.

The really cool part is that if ANYONE takes the blame / faces criminal charges for this insanity, it will be DORNER.

www.commonwealthfoundation.org

"It's good to be a cop!"
2013-02-10 04:27:54 PM
2 votes:
Has anyone called Charlie Sheen yet, pretending to be Dorner?
2013-02-10 04:21:31 PM
2 votes:

studebaker hoch: [www.trbimg.com image 580x378]

The women were victims of 'a tragic misinterpretation' by officers working under 'incredible tension,' LAPD Chief Charlie Beck says.

You guys just totally validated Dorner's case.

Way to go, you idiots.


This is why only cops should have guns. The professionalism and the marksmanship is tagged throughout that vehicle. Only cops, with their intense training, are capable of the safe operation of firearms.
2013-02-10 04:14:37 PM
2 votes:

SubBass49: Lost Thought 00: SubBass49: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

LA Mayor just offered up a $1 million reward for info that leads to his arrest...said the money was offered up by businesses, unions, etc.

It will never be paid. Rewards are never actually paid out anymore. Their lawyers will find some wiggle room to get out of it

Based on what the LAPD chief said, most of the money came from various police unions and associations...a hit-fund so-to-speak...


You mean like a "bounty"?

Boy...Roger Goodell won't like this one bit.
2013-02-10 03:56:05 PM
2 votes:

Chinchillazilla: Snatch Bandergrip: This is a great farking movie

I know. All we need now is the Batman.


i595.photobucket.com
"Los Angeles...take control.  Take control of your city!"
2013-02-10 03:45:42 PM
2 votes:
His name is Christopher Dorner.
2013-02-10 03:27:53 PM
2 votes:
I guess Dorner really doesn't need to do anything else to get his point across now except to lay low and let the LAPD punch themselves in the balls repeatedly while the whole country watches.
2013-02-10 03:15:20 PM
2 votes:

jat26006: So the cops have declared war on blue trucks?


No, any color truck will do.
2013-02-10 03:13:26 PM
2 votes:
So the cops have declared war on blue trucks?
2013-02-10 10:45:55 PM
1 votes:

F-14Tomcat: "When the vehicles collided, Perdue's air bag went off, blocking the view of the driver, and one officer fired three rounds."

This is a bald faced lie.  Airbags can't deploy and remain inflated. That is only something you see in movies for dramatic or comedic effect.  Airbags inflate almost instantly and deflate almost as fast. They have holes the size of half-dollars in the back of the bag.


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The Naked Gun movies are starting to look like a documentary on the LAPD, rather than a slapstick comedy.
2013-02-10 09:12:21 PM
1 votes:

TheEdibleSnuggie: Blood flows in the streets of LA due to gang violence NIGHTLY:
Typical police response: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Blood flows in the streets of LA because an ex-cop starts targeting people behind the 'Thin Blue Line':
Police response: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!! THIS SHALL NOT STAND! UNACCEPTABLE!!! WHAAAAARRRR!!!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!

And then all the cops get trigger happy; paranoid. Which in turn makes the citizens trigger happy...and paranoid.


To be fair, it gets "personal" when it's your "gang".

Coolin' in my crib, cold video dubbin'
FBI wanted? Huh, don't mean nuttin'
They call that shiat a crime? Yo, that shiat's a joke
Hit record on my dope remote
I heard my phone ringin'; I wonder who could it be
It was A fellow officer of the LAPD. He said,
"We got static, word, they just put out.
Dorner went rogue, anyone might get took out."
Bullets everywhere..."
Okay what's the prob?
"Homey got popped, he's dead as a doorknob."
You bullschittin' "I ain't farkin' around The station's rollin' tonight, officer are you down?"
I grabbed my AR, my 16, and my baby Mac,
strapped on my vest, and threw the 9 in the small of my back.
I said, "Chill, don't let nobody move without me.
Say you know where he is?" He said, "I know where he's been."
Let's peel his cap back...
Let's peel his cap back...
Twelve o'clock midnight, posse was airtight.
Twenty-five cruisers, with red & blue lights.
Some people talked, while others cried.
Dorner was a brother we knew should have died.
Then the silence broke, "Cap, what's it gonna be?"
38 blue & whites stood and stared at me.
There were only two words that I had to say:
P A Y B A C K
The car's loaded with a silence that could rape the dead
Pistols clipped as the chamber's loaded full of lead
Everyone in the crew knew what I said
Would mean by morning, somebody else soon would be dead
Let's peel his cap back
The cars at the corner like a long black snake Nightprowlin' for a life to take
Ya see down on the 405, it's an eye for an eye
That's the answer to the question why.
In my throat, there's a lump,
then I swallow it, I ain't no chump
Face of death, then I cocked my pump
I'm a officer on the trigger,
madder than a pitbull,
Just layin' for a reason to pull on you,
any punk motherfarker that gets in my way
I'm insane, and my homeboy's death made me this way
But then we got it, his truck had been spotted-
Down at Big bear, on fire in a parking lot, it
seemed his footprints trailed away into the snow...
Trail went cold in more ways than one, you know?
Let's peel his cap back.
Let's peel his cap back.
Let's peel his cap back
Then, all of a sudden, a pickup truck caught my eye.
My rage exploded and I felt that bastard had to die.
I tasted blood as our bullets scattered down the street.
We stopped that pickup, and turned it onto plastered meat.
Two asian women injured in this homicidal binge,
'Cuz whenever one of "us"dies, nobody wins.
But this drama, you'll never hear a word'a,
'Cuz all the paper's gonna read is a "COP MURDER".
"COP MURDER"...
2013-02-10 07:49:47 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Krieghund: Despite subby's headline, this wasn't LAPD. It was the Torrance Police Department.

And it's old news.

I came here hoping there was a lead on a vehicle Dorner is using. I haven't heard anything about vehicles missing from the Big Bear area, which leads me to suspect he's still up there.

My guess is he's either dead from hypothermia or a self inflicted bullet to the head, but they won't find the body till spring. And that may very well have been his intention.

/thats my call too. He's probably pulled into a forest trail somewhere with a bullet in his head. Pussies like this usually off themselves.  Would be a shame if the LAPD killed a few innocent folk trying to get the guy that was already dead.


everythingiknowiswrong.blogs.com

GO GET 'EM, TIGER!
2013-02-10 07:04:43 PM
1 votes:

zvoidx: Christopher Dorner contains "historic drone"


Spiro Agnew contains grow a penis, and you don't have to leave any letters out.
2013-02-10 05:29:29 PM
1 votes:
LAPD has offered a reward of...

blog.mainstreethost.com
2013-02-10 05:23:10 PM
1 votes:

F-14Tomcat: "When the vehicles collided, Perdue's air bag went off, blocking the view of the driver, and one officer fired three rounds."

This is a bald faced lie.  Airbags can't deploy and remain inflated. That is only something you see in movies for dramatic or comedic effect.  Airbags inflate almost instantly and deflate almost as fast. They have holes the size of half-dollars in the back of the bag.


The LAPD wouldn't lie to cover their own asses.  C'mon man!
2013-02-10 05:00:38 PM
1 votes:
Good thing I'm not black and I don't drive a pick up truck.
2013-02-10 04:58:26 PM
1 votes:

Glancing Blow: I'm not saying this would be a good thing, but what if the Dormer Protection Legion started taking shots at police cars all over southern California, do we get marshal law?


I'm a marshal, and I'm proud
I used to be alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
There seems to be a marshal craze
I'm a marshal, he's a marshal, she's a marshal too
2013-02-10 04:58:08 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: Glancing Blow: I'm not saying this would be a good thing, but what if the Dormer Protection Legion started taking shots at police cars all over southern California, do we get marshal law?

Long answer: Yes.



Who would enforce this martial law?

ONE GUY has 20,000 LEO's all over SoCal wearing Depends under their Kevlar.

What would happen if there were TWO guys? 20? 200?
2013-02-10 04:51:00 PM
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: Frank N Stein

The professionalism and the marksmanship is tagged throughout that vehicle. Only cops, with their intense training, are capable of the safe operation of firearms.

I have no "cop-hate", but that is so wrong that I don't know what to think anymore.

I can't believe that picture is real.



It's real.

Seven cops emptied their weapons into that pickup, hitting the 71 year old Hispanic woman (back seat - folding newspapers) in the back twice. Her daughter (driving) was injured by flying broken glass.

The Seven cops  involved are on paid vacation administrative leave, and will continue to be until they are absolved of all wrongdoing - which could take several days.
2013-02-10 04:43:02 PM
1 votes:
In other news, Southern California insurance rates for dark colored pickup trucks skyrocket.
2013-02-10 04:42:50 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: ZzeusS: I don't like innocents being hurt, but this thing with corrupt police offers being hunted? Total enjoyment.

It's just a shame that he isn't some far right winger instead of a left winger... Because then he would be MONSTER.




Uh, only a farking asshole who should kill himself would call him a "left winger". Especially given how he had high praise for many prominent conservatives. But I'm guessing any reading you did of his "manifesto" was through the heavily edited, poop eating retards eye view of your freeper and stormfront idiot friends.

But you sadly continue to waste valuable oxygen, and precious bandwidth spewing your retardation. I'm guessing you either work for, or spend a lot of spare time blowing the LAPD.
2013-02-10 04:37:57 PM
1 votes:
Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
2013-02-10 04:37:53 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: ZzeusS: I don't like innocents being hurt, but this thing with corrupt police offers being hunted? Total enjoyment.

It's just a shame that he isn't some far right winger instead of a left winger... Because then he would be MONSTER.


Where would you be without your perpetual persecution complex.
2013-02-10 04:35:30 PM
1 votes:
Cops just offered a $1M bounty on this guy. That is vastly in excess of any that have been offered for people who weren't targeting cops, just children and other innocent people.

Chief Beck even proudly pointed this out during the press conference. 'As a society, we value our Law Enforcement!' Yeah, thanks Lou.
2013-02-10 04:25:45 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x402]

Seen procuring saddles & horses and heading for Los Angeles...


I thought it was "Horses and Bayonets", saddles?
2013-02-10 04:21:19 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x402]

Seen procuring saddles & horses and heading for Los Angeles...


Nah, the shooter isn't white.
2013-02-10 04:10:46 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: LA Mayor:  "If you see Mr. Dorner, or even SUSPECT that you see, do not approach him..."

No shiat.


"Lie down and pretend you're dead!", "He's afraid of you as much as you are afraid of him."
2013-02-10 04:08:30 PM
1 votes:
$1 million reward is the largest local reward ever offered according to LAPD chief...
2013-02-10 04:07:46 PM
1 votes:
If Dormer is up to what they say he's up to, he's not going to run out of the country or commit suicide. That would be pointless. Mostly because he's not made a good point yet. Cages of police forces everywhere need to be rattled, but I doubt this will be the trigger.
2013-02-10 04:07:37 PM
1 votes:
LA Mayor:  "If you see Mr. Dorner, or even SUSPECT that you see, do not approach him..."

No shiat.
2013-02-10 04:07:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm certainly not a cop hater as much as the Liberals...but this entire ongoing issue here just brings up the classic Chris Rock line when I think about what Dorner is doing:

I don't condone it, I wouldn't do it....but I understand.
2013-02-10 04:05:31 PM
1 votes:
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LA Mayor just offered up a $1 million reward for info that leads to his arrest...said the money was offered up by businesses, unions, etc.
2013-02-10 04:01:08 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: If the police truely are that incompetant and dangerous the governor or else the potus needs to declare martial law and get these boobs out of the picture


Let me crawl into Donner's head for a moment.... *oh please, pretty please with sugar on top*
2013-02-10 03:56:00 PM
1 votes:

Slappajo: Fail in Human Form:
If you're really paying attention, listening to the scanner (before they killed the Big Bear feed due to all the open mics allowing us to listen in on the TAC channels lol), ect.  The lessons learned from this are not about the shooting, but about his ability to evade the authorities.

So he's sneaky too?


His history shows he's a fark up.  So until he's found we won't be sure if he did those things intentionally or just farked up.
2013-02-10 03:55:32 PM
1 votes:
Well you know the FBI isn't going to do anything after seeing that kid who got his face turned into hamburger and an $800,000 check for his trouble. They wouldn't go for abuse of authority let alone attempted murder.

I say fourth time lucky and the next civilian they open up on is going to die.

For the SoCal law enforcement personnel's future reference:

media.amw.com

Nat Turner
Christopher Dorden

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Surfer Dude
2013-02-10 03:54:47 PM
1 votes:

PacificaFitz: steadyb: Didn't the cop on the run burn his truck? The cops have zero idea what he may be driving now. How can these other cop on pickup truck shootings be happening?

this all happened before they found the burnt out truck


Well, then people driving Nisan Titanish trucks should be OK now.
2013-02-10 03:49:58 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: SubBass49: Mrtraveler01: SubBass49: Officer Dorner...the gift that keeps on giving greenlights & ad moolah on FARK.

I got bored of the gun threads so this is a breath of fresh air to me.

Me too...plus I'm near San Diego...got to see the freeway signs saying to call 911 about his truck on the way to work Thursday morning...

I imagine this is the only thing the news in Southern California is covering huh?


Not really...sadly.  They still have time to talk about just about everything BUT this situation.

Just an example, the San Diego anti-Union Tribune Has the following top stories on their page (in order):
- Love letters from History's front lines
- Panel clears Chargers doctor
- Aztecs blow out Fresno State
- Padres fan-fest
- Chinese new year
- Some Bruce Springsteen story
- Gun Control, pro, con, and in the middle
- Beach Boys pushing historic designation for a surf spot
- New England digs out

Then you scroll down to the 7th lowest story on the page after those, and you see a Dorner story...
2013-02-10 03:48:51 PM
1 votes:

Snatch Bandergrip: This is a great farking movie


I know. All we need now is the Batman.
2013-02-10 03:47:18 PM
1 votes:

StrangeQ: Lost Thought 00: Also, it should be a minimum 20 year sentence for any officer who discharges their weapon without visual confirmation of an armed attacker

I have a better idea: how about we just take away their farking guns, period?  Give the stupid thugs nothing more that a billy club and they might have to *gasp* try to actually think their way through a situation instead of defaulting to opening fire.


That would not end how you hope it would.
2013-02-10 03:46:47 PM
1 votes:
And we're supposed to believe Dorner is dangerous because he received the same training that these other blithering idiots had?  Cops don't like it when "shoot first ask questions later" tactics are used on them?
2013-02-10 03:42:48 PM
1 votes:

wataga123: He killed a cop, as far as they are concerned he gets no trial, they will keep shooting him until the clips are empty.


Their regular firearms should be replaced by muskets until after Dorner is captured.
2013-02-10 03:40:49 PM
1 votes:
Lost Thought 00
Also, it should be a minimum 20 year sentence for any officer who discharges their weapon without visual confirmation of an armed attacker.


You really want policing to become one of those more dangerous jobs, like taxi driver, or construction worker. Then police might have to earn that hero status among parts of the demographic in the US that reads newspapers and watches local new.
2013-02-10 03:40:33 PM
1 votes:
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they shootin' everbody out here!
2013-02-10 03:38:29 PM
1 votes:
That's what happens when you wear a white belt, son.
2013-02-10 03:34:37 PM
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Jesus how many times are they going to do this today?!


Enough times I, as a Californian, refuse to leave my house until I finish my "I am not Chris Dorner" t-shirts and bumper stickers to wear while in public (and to sell, apparently to women as well).

/lives in NorCal, not SoCal
//wouldn't matter in the end, though
///Dorner could be anywhere, so SHOOT THE F*CKING THING FULL OF HOLES!!!, just like Walker said upthread
2013-02-10 03:34:21 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Lost Thought 00: Also, it should be a minimum 20 year sentence for any officer who discharges their weapon without visual confirmation of an armed attacker

That's just flat out farking ridiculous.  How about we give you 20 years in prison when you make a mistake at work?


Firing a gun isn't a mistake. It's attempted murder
2013-02-10 03:30:28 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-10 03:21:46 PM
1 votes:
Don't worry, Charlie Sheen is on the case and will have it under control any time now.
2013-02-10 03:18:16 PM
1 votes:

F-14Tomcat: "When the vehicles collided, Perdue's air bag went off, blocking the view of the driver, and one officer fired three rounds."

This is a bald faced lie.  Airbags can't deploy and remain inflated. That is only something you see in movies for dramatic or comedic effect.  Airbags inflate almost instantly and deflate almost as fast. They have holes the size of half-dollars in the back of the bag.


I bet it deflated faster with the 3 bullet holes in the back.
2013-02-10 03:16:24 PM
1 votes:
LA cops are out of control here. It's personal to them and LA can not discipline them. This is where the Federal Government must step in. Everybody knows that the LAPD will shoot to kill him and deny him his constitutional right to a trial.

The FBI can arrest every single LAPD cop that has anything further to do with this case. Continue to be involved LAPD cop? You are a domestic terrorist. You go to a federal holding prison in Cuba.
2013-02-10 03:14:01 PM
1 votes:
Is there a "run dorner run" folk song yet? If not someone is missing an opportunity.
2013-02-10 03:12:30 PM
1 votes:
I would gladly trade places with Mr. Perdue.  For the small cost of a concussion and a soiled pair of boxers, he's going to get an all expense paid vacation from work, a new truck, a six or perhaps seven figure tax free retirement fund, and likely a get-out-of-jail-free card good in the city of Torrance for the rest of his life.
2013-02-10 03:10:08 PM
1 votes:
This has the fingerprints of Frank Drebin all over this plan.
2013-02-10 03:08:10 PM
1 votes:
Dorner's manifesto, as disturbing as it was, does make some sense. What in the hell is going on with the LAPD? "Hey, it's two chicks in a pick-up truck - Dorner's dressed like two chicks! Shoot 'em!" "Hey, it's a skinny white guy in a pick-up truck - Dorner's dressed like a skinny surfer! Shoot 'em!"

Perhaps someone should be less worried about Dorner and more worried about what's going on in the LAPD. It's almost as if the LAPD wants to ensure Dorner never makes it to trial.
2013-02-10 02:35:13 PM
1 votes:
i732.photobucket.com
2013-02-10 01:43:15 PM
1 votes:
Dorner is likely long gone. Past Mexico by now. Perhaps Cuba or some other unfriendly spot. The roadblocks in LA are harassment pure and simple. "We're doing this because we can".

The psychologist's statement that "The police are not used to being hunted." is relieving. So, they are used to being the hunters? Not even a pretense of "To protect and serve?
2013-02-10 01:36:20 PM
1 votes:
Hasn't the LAPD shot anything else recently?
2013-02-10 01:28:38 PM
1 votes:
I think we've reached the point where Dorner will become something of a folk hero in the eyes of a public that's constantly being terrorized by the LAPD.
2013-02-10 01:02:16 PM
1 votes:
It is a plan, if not effective.  They have a plan.
2013-02-10 12:48:28 PM
1 votes:
I'm beginning to think that Chris Dorner has a valid point here...idiots. Women and white guys?? Are they farking nuts? Apparently so.

I hope those victims get a nice cash payout out of this, at a minimum.
 
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