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(LA Times)   LAPD's new tactic to bring cop-killer Christopher Dorner to justice: ram and shoot any vehicle that remotely matches his car   (latimes.com) divider line 316
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2013-02-10 05:54:46 PM
By the way...my "THIS" comment was meant about Fark needing a "stupid" button, completely unrelated to the entire conversation...which I had stopped reading...
 
2013-02-10 05:54:58 PM

Frank N Stein: This is why only cops should have guns. The professionalism and the marksmanship is tagged throughout that vehicle. Only cops, with their intense training, are capable of the safe operation of firearms.


Sarcasm received load and clear.

Back in the day, 40 years ago, I worked for a company that provided revolvers (yep, revolvers) and marksmanship training with them to police departments. I have never been, and have never wanted to be, a LEO.

Not many took the training seriously. Most took the 3 or 5 day course as a paid play day. Lots of horseplay,etc. My boss was a former, very experienced FBI agent that would put a stop to that crap fast. Give them the lecture about their lives depending on this training. Most would just roll their eyes and nap. Some took the training seriously and we spent our time working with those guys.

The "pattern" exhibited on that truck is pretty representative of the level of skill my students exhibited then before class started. This is exaggerated now by  the current issuance of large capacity automatics with horrible trigger pulls to metro PD's . And their apparent lack of training despite the lip service about "highly trained" by the brass.

These officers were excited but not under fire. If the picture represents the officers' braced firing position behind the cruiser's door, (all taped off as a crime scene with spent casings marked on the ground just in front of the cruiser, so it likely is the case) at a range of about 6 yards, there should have been a ragged hole in the window containing every shot fired by the officers. If they were so overwrought, behind cover, wearing an armor vest, that this is the best that they can shoot while under stress then they have no business carrying a gun.

I think the sad truth is that they don't train and don't give a rat's ass where their bullets go. Sad. "To protect and serve." used to mean something.
 
2013-02-10 05:55:58 PM

The Southern Dandy: LavenderWolf: Smeggy Smurf: We'd all be much safer if we'd just turn in our guns.  If we do that then Dorner wont have any guns either.  Oh wait, he won't comply because he knows the pigs are trigger happy fascists happy to murder you for the hell of it.

Nobody is asking law-biding citizens to hand over their guns. You're an idiot.

Um, the California State Senate is brewing up a bill that does just that.


Dammit, Fartbama.
 
2013-02-10 05:58:39 PM

smells_like_meat: Frank N Stein: This is why only cops should have guns. The professionalism and the marksmanship is tagged throughout that vehicle. Only cops, with their intense training, are capable of the safe operation of firearms.

Sarcasm received load and clear.

Back in the day, 40 years ago, I worked for a company that provided revolvers (yep, revolvers) and marksmanship training with them to police departments. I have never been, and have never wanted to be, a LEO.

Not many took the training seriously. Most took the 3 or 5 day course as a paid play day. Lots of horseplay,etc. My boss was a former, very experienced FBI agent that would put a stop to that crap fast. Give them the lecture about their lives depending on this training. Most would just roll their eyes and nap. Some took the training seriously and we spent our time working with those guys.

The "pattern" exhibited on that truck is pretty representative of the level of skill my students exhibited then before class started. This is exaggerated now by  the current issuance of large capacity automatics with horrible trigger pulls to metro PD's . And their apparent lack of training despite the lip service about "highly trained" by the brass.

These officers were excited but not under fire. If the picture represents the officers' braced firing position behind the cruiser's door, (all taped off as a crime scene with spent casings marked on the ground just in front of the cruiser, so it likely is the case) at a range of about 6 yards, there should have been a ragged hole in the window containing every shot fired by the officers. If they were so overwrought, behind cover, wearing an armor vest, that this is the best that they can shoot while under stress then they have no business carrying a gun.

I think the sad truth is that they don't train and don't give a rat's ass where their bullets go. Sad. "To protect and serve." used to mean something.


Don't doubt your story, but someone else pointed out that the bullet distribution on the p/u was the result of 7 different LEOs firing...
 
2013-02-10 06:04:03 PM

The Southern Dandy: F-14Tomcat: "When the vehicles collided, Perdue's air bag went off, blocking the view of the driver, and one officer fired three rounds."

This is a bald faced lie.  Airbags can't deploy and remain inflated. That is only something you see in movies for dramatic or comedic effect.  Airbags inflate almost instantly and deflate almost as fast. They have holes the size of half-dollars in the back of the bag.

The LAPD wouldn't lie to cover their own asses.  C'mon man!


www.hark.com

Sees what you did there.
 
2013-02-10 06:07:17 PM

nburghmatt: Lost Thought 00: SubBass49: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

LA Mayor just offered up a $1 million reward for info that leads to his arrest...said the money was offered up by businesses, unions, etc.

It will never be paid. Rewards are never actually paid out anymore. Their lawyers will find some wiggle room to get out of it

the loophole here is there won't be an arrest.


What if someone claiming to have information would only give it up provided they promised not to kill Dorner?
 
2013-02-10 06:07:38 PM

SubBass49: Don't doubt your story, but someone else pointed out that the bullet distribution on the p/u was the result of 7 different LEOs firing.


I'm not following the story that closely, but I thought it was a simple traffic stop by one cruiser gone wrong. If there were 7 officers firing its even worse. Where did the rest of the shots go? I also count about 30 holes. This is a busy city not Nam. Excessive, no self control. I'm not anti-cop and certainly no fan of the psycho that they are chasing, but if you're going to use deadly force in an urban setting, use some sense.

And I'm so pleased that you don't doubt my story. I feel all validated and such like.
 
2013-02-10 06:10:20 PM

Arn_Dee: nburghmatt: Lost Thought 00: SubBass49: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

LA Mayor just offered up a $1 million reward for info that leads to his arrest...said the money was offered up by businesses, unions, etc.

It will never be paid. Rewards are never actually paid out anymore. Their lawyers will find some wiggle room to get out of it

the loophole here is there won't be an arrest.

What if someone claiming to have information would only give it up provided they promised not to kill Dorner?


knowing these clowns? they'd be charged with obstruction.
 
2013-02-10 06:13:55 PM
The LAPD is doing its best to paint a HUGE target on the back its officers.

/ Maybe that's the point. Dead men tall no tales.
 
2013-02-10 06:17:18 PM

Arn_Dee: nburghmatt: Lost Thought 00: SubBass49: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

LA Mayor just offered up a $1 million reward for info that leads to his arrest...said the money was offered up by businesses, unions, etc.

It will never be paid. Rewards are never actually paid out anymore. Their lawyers will find some wiggle room to get out of it

the loophole here is there won't be an arrest.

What if someone claiming to have information would only give it up provided they promised not to kill Dorner?


Then he'd be killed because the officer(s) were cleaning their gun(s).
 
2013-02-10 06:17:40 PM
Christopher Dorner contains "historic drone"
 
2013-02-10 06:19:37 PM

Vodka Zombie: I think we've reached the point where Dorner will become something of a folk hero in the eyes of a public that's constantly being terrorized by the LAPD.


Dorner looks more and more credible every day he goes undetected while the LAPD trips all over itself and uses excessive force on innocents.  Dorner went on this rampage because he believes he was fired in retribution for exposing excessive force within the LAPD.  And every day the LAPD is proving his point that the use of excessive force is rampant within the department.
 
2013-02-10 06:26:59 PM

Walker: Is it a car? Yes? He's not in it.


Sure about that?  His truck was found in Big Bear, burned and with a broken axle.  Nobody knows what he's driving now.
 
2013-02-10 06:28:03 PM

The Sybarite: Krieghund: Despite subby's headline, this wasn't LAPD. It was the Torrance Police Department.

And it's old news.

I came here hoping there was a lead on a vehicle Dorner is using. I haven't heard anything about vehicles missing from the Big Bear area, which leads me to suspect he's still up there.

My guess is he's either dead from hypothermia or a self inflicted bullet to the head, but they won't find the body till spring. And that may very well have been his intention.

or, just maybe, he had another vehicle waiting there for him to use.


I'm thinking the same thing. First it was a boat to Mexico and then his truck in the mountains. With Military and Police training, I'm betting he's skilled at "misdirection" as well. From his training videos, he looks pretty tight.
 
2013-02-10 06:28:13 PM
So who gets the lead role when this is turned into a movie circa 2017? I vote Rampage Jackson.
 
2013-02-10 06:29:02 PM

SubBass49: I think the sad truth is that they don't train and don't give a rat's ass where their bullets go. Sad. "To protect and serve." used to mean something.

Don't doubt your story, but someone else pointed out that the bullet distribution on the p/u was the result of 7 different LEOs firing...



Yep.

7 different LEOs firing at a vehicle that was moving AWAY from them (they shot the rear) and that they ASSUMED MIGHT have been being DRIVEN by Dorner - yet NONE of the rounds struck the DRIVER but TWO struck the 71 year old woman in the (PASSENGER SIDE?) back seat.

SEVEN cops pump out +- 50 rounds and NONE of them hit the "target" (driver).

That's some fine marksmanship there, Lou.

Not to mention that the truck was the wrong make and model
Not to mention that the truck was the wrong color
Not to mention that the truck was moving AWAY from them and thus posed NO direct threat to their safety WHATSOEVER
Not to mention that the occupants of said truck did not match the description of the "suspect" - wrong sex, wrong age, wrong race...

This is NOT a simple farkup by one jumpy cop. It is a reflection on every cop in the LAPD - and a reeking dirty diaper around the neck of ever LEO in the nation.

The really cool part is that if ANYONE takes the blame / faces criminal charges for this insanity, it will be DORNER.

www.commonwealthfoundation.org

"It's good to be a cop!"
 
2013-02-10 06:36:55 PM

Amos Quito: 7 different LEOs firing at a vehicle


Was it really 7 LEO's. That's just sad. And dangerous.
 
2013-02-10 06:39:04 PM

Popcorn Johnny: That's just flat out farking ridiculous. How about we give you 20 years in prison when you make a mistake at work?


Does putting 80lb glossy paper in the finicky printer kill somebody?  Yes?  Then by all means, lock him up!

Along with the authority to carry a weapon at work is the responsibility to use it correctly.  If you shrug off misuse as "just a mistake" enough times, you've also eroded the authority those officers should have.  When the misuse is egregious, and possibly fatal, as in shooting at vehicles that somewhat resemble your target vehicle before you identify or even view the driver, you put every single person in the area at risk.  Light up your cop lights, pull the guy over.  If he's your bad guy he'll run, which is dangerous of course, but so is shooting at a vehicle driven by somebody you haven't even seen.  This is farked up on so many levels.

Plus, if you carry a gun and decide to use it, shouldn't you hit your target a couple of times?  How many rounds were fired in both incidents and only 2 hit an old lady's back, and that didn't kill her.  shiat, don't come policing around me!  Hell, all of the targets were in the cabs of pickups, one behind a deflated airbag!  How hard is that?  I can't wait for the public, on-air testimony of these dumb-ass 'peace officers' explaining why unloading their weapons was the right idea.
 
2013-02-10 06:43:37 PM
He's been dead for days.  This is just the LAPD taking care of people who've been causing... "issues" with them.

Waste not, want not.
 
2013-02-10 06:44:22 PM

Chinchillazilla: Wait, he was wrongly assaulted by cops, but the article says he's an LAX baggage handler. I can't root for anyone here.


I think you are getting a baggage handler confused with a TSA agent. For the most part, baggage handlers don't assault the baggage.
 
2013-02-10 06:45:24 PM

OnlyMeanWitchesAreUgly: Mrs. Beasley: Keystone Kops in San Diego arrest man at 24-Hour Fitness because he looked like Dorner. And more hilariousness from SDPD!

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Chris-Dorner-Horton-Plaza-Down to wn-San-Diego-Sighting-190399431.html


I have to at least give the SD Police credit for not shooting at someone who, at the very least, matches Dorner's general description. The people in this story and the two women delivering newspapers, looked nothing like Dorner, and the only thing they had in common with Dorner was that they were driving a pick-up truck.


A JAPANESE truck. What are the odds?
 
2013-02-10 06:53:30 PM

Aquapope: Does putting 80lb glossy paper in the finicky printer kill somebody?  Yes?  Then by all means, lock him up!


Since when does firing a gun automatically kill somebody?
 
2013-02-10 06:54:41 PM
Will he be safe if it makes it to Mexico and hooks up with some like mined people.... as in people that also are at war with the police?

This story is good news for my friends in the local film business.  There is a fleet of LAPD painted cars in a lot from the last movie they made here and you know the LAPD won't ever allow a Dorner movie to be filmed in California.
 
2013-02-10 06:56:40 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, guys, and I'm talking to my brother and sister LEO's here, quit shooting at anything that moves. The odds of you actually pulling this guy over are slim, and before you pull your sidearm and start hosing a vehicle down, you might want to restrain yourself long enough to IDENTIFY YOUR TARGET, let alone determine he's armed and a threat. Comon guys, you know better. Relax a bit.


HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!

Hehe, just kidding, but I gotta ask; what are your law enforcement brethren in Illinois saying about this? Are y'all just shaking your heads and getting redfaced with embarrassment for these incompetent Los Angeles fark-wits? I've seen you be a voice of reason in other threads, what is the reputation of the LAPD in law enforcement?
 
2013-02-10 06:59:38 PM

SubBass49: MrHappyRotter: Popcorn Johnny: Lost Thought 00: Also, it should be a minimum 20 year sentence for any officer who discharges their weapon without visual confirmation of an armed attacker

That's just flat out farking ridiculous.  How about we give you 20 years in prison when you make a mistake at work?

This is why the smart and funny buttons aren't sufficient.  Fark needs a stupid button, too!

THIS


I would so own that shiat.
 
2013-02-10 07:02:50 PM

jjorsett: Fortunately for innocent bystanders they attempt to kill, cops are mostly terrible shots.


My impression, under real world conditions, everyone is a terrible shot.  A misanthrope I know from Nevada had this to say about shooting.  He said he and his friends used to ride horses on his dads ranch. They'd shoot at the rabbits they'd flush out of the brush. Over all the years they only got one rabbit.
 
2013-02-10 07:04:43 PM

zvoidx: Christopher Dorner contains "historic drone"


Spiro Agnew contains grow a penis, and you don't have to leave any letters out.
 
2013-02-10 07:05:36 PM

zvoidx: Christopher Dorner contains "historic drone"


LOL!
 
2013-02-10 07:08:55 PM

Amos Quito: zvoidx: Christopher Dorner contains "historic drone"

LOL!


herrp.
 
2013-02-10 07:11:55 PM
"His pickup, police later explained, matched the description of the one belonging to Christopher Jordan Dorner - the ex-cop who has evaded authorities after allegedly killing three and wounding two more. But the pickups were different makes and colors."

That's some mighty fine police work there Lou.
 
2013-02-10 07:15:46 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Aquapope: Does putting 80lb glossy paper in the finicky printer kill somebody? Yes? Then by all means, lock him up!

Since when does firing a gun automatically kill somebody?


So you're equating a screw up at work by clogging a crappy printer with a screw up at work that could leave several innocents dead?  Firing a gun doesn't automatically kill somebody, but the likelihood that it will is millions of times morelikely than farking up office supplies.  Cops who fire on unidentified people because they're in somewhat similar vehicles have no excuse, not even "but there's a guy who's targeting cops".  If that scares you, go work somewhere else.  Don't abrogate your constitutional duty because you're about to shiat your pants.  You're a farkING COP, it's your job to identify the right guy and deal with him appropriately.  You're supposed to be trained to do exactly that!  How did the first set of cops stop him and let him go, but the second decided to ram his car?  That's some quality communication between field units and the home office when all they have is radios, cell phones, and internet-connected in-dash computers.  I'll bet that the "split seconds available to them" was more like a few minutes as they responded to reports of a stopped pickup.  These cops are farkups (not just LAPD, apparently), and while the Dorner asshole is in no way justified in his actions, he's at least shown a light on the asshole farkups.

At least these cops were too inept to actually hit anybody fatally.  So we got that going for us.
 
2013-02-10 07:18:50 PM
I just read his manifesto. I wonder if a trip to Topeka is in the plan?
 
2013-02-10 07:20:19 PM

Amos Quito: SubBass49: Glancing Blow: I'm not saying this would be a good thing, but what if the Dormer Protection Legion started taking shots at police cars all over southern California, do we get marshal law?

Long answer: Yes.


Who would enforce this martial law?

ONE GUY has 20,000 LEO's all over SoCal wearing Depends under their Kevlar.

What would happen if there were TWO guys? 20? 200?


Or perhaps 80 million?  Yeah, let's see what a bit of good old fashioned American revolution looks like today.
 
2013-02-10 07:22:52 PM

weltallica: He's been dead for days.  This is just the LAPD taking care of people who've been causing... "issues" with them.

Waste not, want not.


Damn newspaper delivery ladies.  farking surfers.
 
2013-02-10 07:36:06 PM

The Southern Dandy: Nobody is asking law-biding citizens to hand over their guns. You're an idiot.

Um, the California State Senate is brewing up a bill that does just that.


*glances over at the 30-30 and the bolt action 7mm*

meh.

\Not my fault you bought the redneck equivalent of an emo super soaker.
 
2013-02-10 07:41:18 PM

Aquapope: Cops who fire on unidentified people because they're in somewhat similar vehicles have no excuse


I never said they did and mentioned in another thread that the officers involved in the shootings should never see the streets again.  That's a long farking way from serving 20 years in prison.
 
2013-02-10 07:42:28 PM

gibbon1: The Southern Dandy: Nobody is asking law-biding citizens to hand over their guns. You're an idiot.

Um, the California State Senate is brewing up a bill that does just that.

*glances over at the 30-30 and the bolt action 7mm*

meh.

\Not my fault you bought the redneck equivalent of an emo super soaker.



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What it all comes down to.
 
2013-02-10 07:44:05 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Lost Thought 00: Also, it should be a minimum 20 year sentence for any officer who discharges their weapon without visual confirmation of an armed attacker

That's just flat out farking ridiculous.  How about we give you 20 years in prison when you make a mistake at work?


LOL They don't give me a pistol or the obligation and oath to protect.

I work  in technical support, someone tells me to fark off everyone after that with a technical issue may be that same person so I tell them to fark off..... im gone no nothing or questions about it.
 
2013-02-10 07:49:47 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Krieghund: Despite subby's headline, this wasn't LAPD. It was the Torrance Police Department.

And it's old news.

I came here hoping there was a lead on a vehicle Dorner is using. I haven't heard anything about vehicles missing from the Big Bear area, which leads me to suspect he's still up there.

My guess is he's either dead from hypothermia or a self inflicted bullet to the head, but they won't find the body till spring. And that may very well have been his intention.

/thats my call too. He's probably pulled into a forest trail somewhere with a bullet in his head. Pussies like this usually off themselves.  Would be a shame if the LAPD killed a few innocent folk trying to get the guy that was already dead.


everythingiknowiswrong.blogs.com

GO GET 'EM, TIGER!
 
2013-02-10 08:08:15 PM
This is getting old, can we get onto the next false flag op.
 
2013-02-10 08:16:12 PM

DON.MAC: I just read his manifesto. I wonder if a trip to Topeka is in the plan?


If you're talking about Meninger's, they moved to Houston (more crazy in Texas, i suppose) after dumping their loons in Lawrence.  In any case, here's a Meninger joke:

A van gets a flat during a terribly rainy night just outside of Meninger's Sanitorium.  The driver removes the bad tire, and has the good one on just as he knocks over the hub cap and spills all the lug nuts into the darkness.  He's distraught... what will he do?  Then a voice from over the Meninger wall says: "Take one nut off of the other three wheels and put it on the fourth".
"Wow!"  the driver says.  "Are you sure you should be here?"
The response: "I'm crazy, not stupid."

I love that joke.
 
2013-02-10 08:22:14 PM

SubBass49: Don't doubt your story, but someone else pointed out that the bullet distribution on the p/u was the result of 7 different LEOs firing...


And 7 different LEOs missed instead of 2 is better.  More efficient at their inefficiency.
 
2013-02-10 08:38:42 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Aquapope: Cops who fire on unidentified people because they're in somewhat similar vehicles have no excuse

I never said they did and mentioned in another thread that the officers involved in the shootings should never see the streets again.  That's a long farking way from serving 20 years in prison.


No, it's not.  They fired their weapons on individuals that they had not identified as wanted suspects.  They just fired on a vehicle (and were so bad at it they missed, despite cops being expected and trained to hit what they shoot at and only shoot at what needs to be shot).  They were out-of-control, badge-wearing thugs who had no interest in justice.  They just wanted to kill and apparently didn't care who because they didn't bother to identify who they were shooting at.  If they had killed somebody, 20 years would be about right.  But since they didn't, 8 years should be okay... but tack on 4 more because they did it under the auspices of the Police for 12 and that's about right in this case.
 
2013-02-10 08:45:17 PM

Aquapope: Popcorn Johnny: Aquapope: Cops who fire on unidentified people because they're in somewhat similar vehicles have no excuse

I never said they did and mentioned in another thread that the officers involved in the shootings should never see the streets again.  That's a long farking way from serving 20 years in prison.

No, it's not.  They fired their weapons on individuals that they had not identified as wanted suspects.  They just fired on a vehicle (and were so bad at it they missed, despite cops being expected and trained to hit what they shoot at and only shoot at what needs to be shot).  They were out-of-control, badge-wearing thugs who had no interest in justice.  They just wanted to kill and apparently didn't care who because they didn't bother to identify who they were shooting at.  If they had killed somebody, 20 years would be about right.  But since they didn't, 8 years should be okay... but tack on 4 more because they did it under the auspices of the Police for 12 and that's about right in this case.


They'll get two weeks off...paid vacation.  The standard reward for farking up.
 
2013-02-10 08:55:15 PM

The Southern Dandy: They'll get two weeks off...paid vacation. The standard reward for farking up.


Well, yeah.  Can you imagine if that happened to you?  Mr. Dandy, it seems you blew up the microwave in the break room, made up December's sales numbers in our P&L and took pictures up Sophia's skirt that one day she was dressed for wedding.  For punishment, I want you to stay at home and receive a regular paycheck.  And don't even think about calling in to help us!  Then you can come back, and good luck with Sophia while you're gone.
 
2013-02-10 09:03:14 PM
I really have no idea who to root for.
 
2013-02-10 09:12:21 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: Blood flows in the streets of LA due to gang violence NIGHTLY:
Typical police response: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Blood flows in the streets of LA because an ex-cop starts targeting people behind the 'Thin Blue Line':
Police response: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!! THIS SHALL NOT STAND! UNACCEPTABLE!!! WHAAAAARRRR!!!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!

And then all the cops get trigger happy; paranoid. Which in turn makes the citizens trigger happy...and paranoid.


To be fair, it gets "personal" when it's your "gang".

Coolin' in my crib, cold video dubbin'
FBI wanted? Huh, don't mean nuttin'
They call that shiat a crime? Yo, that shiat's a joke
Hit record on my dope remote
I heard my phone ringin'; I wonder who could it be
It was A fellow officer of the LAPD. He said,
"We got static, word, they just put out.
Dorner went rogue, anyone might get took out."
Bullets everywhere..."
Okay what's the prob?
"Homey got popped, he's dead as a doorknob."
You bullschittin' "I ain't farkin' around The station's rollin' tonight, officer are you down?"
I grabbed my AR, my 16, and my baby Mac,
strapped on my vest, and threw the 9 in the small of my back.
I said, "Chill, don't let nobody move without me.
Say you know where he is?" He said, "I know where he's been."
Let's peel his cap back...
Let's peel his cap back...
Twelve o'clock midnight, posse was airtight.
Twenty-five cruisers, with red & blue lights.
Some people talked, while others cried.
Dorner was a brother we knew should have died.
Then the silence broke, "Cap, what's it gonna be?"
38 blue & whites stood and stared at me.
There were only two words that I had to say:
P A Y B A C K
The car's loaded with a silence that could rape the dead
Pistols clipped as the chamber's loaded full of lead
Everyone in the crew knew what I said
Would mean by morning, somebody else soon would be dead
Let's peel his cap back
The cars at the corner like a long black snake Nightprowlin' for a life to take
Ya see down on the 405, it's an eye for an eye
That's the answer to the question why.
In my throat, there's a lump,
then I swallow it, I ain't no chump
Face of death, then I cocked my pump
I'm a officer on the trigger,
madder than a pitbull,
Just layin' for a reason to pull on you,
any punk motherfarker that gets in my way
I'm insane, and my homeboy's death made me this way
But then we got it, his truck had been spotted-
Down at Big bear, on fire in a parking lot, it
seemed his footprints trailed away into the snow...
Trail went cold in more ways than one, you know?
Let's peel his cap back.
Let's peel his cap back.
Let's peel his cap back
Then, all of a sudden, a pickup truck caught my eye.
My rage exploded and I felt that bastard had to die.
I tasted blood as our bullets scattered down the street.
We stopped that pickup, and turned it onto plastered meat.
Two asian women injured in this homicidal binge,
'Cuz whenever one of "us"dies, nobody wins.
But this drama, you'll never hear a word'a,
'Cuz all the paper's gonna read is a "COP MURDER".
"COP MURDER"...
 
2013-02-10 09:23:25 PM

Lorelle: And they hurt like hell. Feels like getting punched in the chest.


Do they hurt less than what you would have hit if they didn't go off?  I mean, we see pictures of people with black eyes or bruises after a collision in which an airbag deployed, but presumably going through the windshield would have been worse.
 
2013-02-10 09:36:05 PM
This reward reminds me of an old joke. Man walks into a newspaper office to place an add. Lost dog. Black poodle. Name tag on collar is Precious. $5000 reward. Clerk says, you must really love your wife to offer that large reward. Man says, I'm not too worried about anyone collecting it, Precious is buried 6 feet deep in the back yard.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:34 PM
Sad. So very sad.

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