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(Boston Globe)   Newport, RI vs. Kennebunkport, ME. Here comes the SMACKDOWN. Quite the kerfuffle was created that day, my friends   (bostonglobe.com) divider line 24
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2013-02-10 11:28:29 AM
They didn't rate Zumba Whores, silly list.
 
2013-02-10 11:36:26 AM

Fear_and_Loathing: They didn't rate Zumba Whores, silly list.


That would would be a tough one to rate. Competition is quite stiff.
 
2013-02-10 02:48:28 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: They didn't rate Zumba Whores, silly list.


No, that popsicle-melting looker was in Kennebunk.
 
2013-02-10 02:48:34 PM
Aaargh. They are both full of damyankees.....
 
2013-02-10 02:50:34 PM
I don't know what the hell it is, but that is a fun word to say: KERFUFFLE  ... hehehe
 
2013-02-10 02:52:13 PM
fuuka.warosu.org
 
2013-02-10 03:11:43 PM
Does Kennebunkport have a Catholic primarily girls university on site? That might tip the scales for young men in Newport's favor. My now wife was a student there. Early in our relationship we went to the "Snow Ball." Several hundred 18 to 22 year old girls grinding against each other in a ocean front gold leaf encrusted marble mansion. There were only about 20 guys at the place and even the dopiest of them had an attractive date.
 
2013-02-10 03:38:49 PM

Lee451: Aaargh. They are both full of damyankees.....


there there, Bubba...

/ here's an RC pop and a Moon Pie, everythings gonna be alright
 
2013-02-10 03:46:25 PM
where the whites go to be white.
 
2013-02-10 03:46:51 PM

Lee451: Aaargh. They are both full of damyankees.....


I can tell you've been to many a debutant ball.

abadabba: Does Kennebunkport have a Catholic primarily girls university on site? That might tip the scales for young men in Newport's favor. My now wife was a student there. Early in our relationship we went to the "Snow Ball." Several hundred 18 to 22 year old girls grinding against each other in a ocean front gold leaf encrusted marble mansion. There were only about 20 guys at the place and even the dopiest of them had an attractive date.


I thought Roger Williams had the lock on Salve Vagina - well, now that the Navy is gone for good.
 
2013-02-10 03:49:27 PM

Marcintosh: Salve Vagina


Sloppy Vagina, please. We have standards.
 
2013-02-10 04:06:08 PM
I'll take Maine coast over RI.  Although one summer day during the Newport Folk Festival I swear Newport had the bluest sky I have ever seen,  out on the point, surround by ocean, sail boats abounded, it was just awesome.
 
2013-02-10 04:23:28 PM
Newport vs. Kenebunkport? This duel can be settled only one way.

/hand grenades in a locked closet
 
2013-02-10 06:59:02 PM

Buffalo77: I'll take Maine coast over RI.  Although one summer day during the Newport Folk Festival I swear Newport had the bluest sky I have ever seen,  out on the point, surround by ocean, sail boats abounded, it was just awesome.


Fresh LSD, not that stale crap you're used to  - you know, that crap from Maine.
So NOW you unnerstan "What It Means To Be From Maine"  you get stale acid or old mescaline laced with strychnine.
not that I would know . . .
 
2013-02-10 07:24:59 PM
Apples and Oranges.

Two entirely different places.
 
2013-02-10 08:08:13 PM
2 1/2 hour drive to Kennebunkport vs 45 minutes to the furthest point of Newport (which just happens to be my favorite part of the place)? Doesn't matter if I like it better, I'll be in Newport sooner.
 
2013-02-10 08:55:36 PM
BAH GAWD KING! THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER
 
2013-02-10 10:30:57 PM

Marcintosh: Lee451: Aaargh. They are both full of damyankees.....

I can tell you've been to many a debutant ball.

abadabba: Does Kennebunkport have a Catholic primarily girls university on site? That might tip the scales for young men in Newport's favor. My now wife was a student there. Early in our relationship we went to the "Snow Ball." Several hundred 18 to 22 year old girls grinding against each other in a ocean front gold leaf encrusted marble mansion. There were only about 20 guys at the place and even the dopiest of them had an attractive date.

I thought Roger Williams had the lock on Salve Vagina - well, now that the Navy is gone for good.


Navy is still in Newport
 
2013-02-10 11:54:52 PM

abadabba: Does Kennebunkport have a Catholic primarily girls university on site? That might tip the scales for young men in Newport's favor. My now wife was a student there. Early in our relationship we went to the "Snow Ball." Several hundred 18 to 22 year old girls grinding against each other in a ocean front gold leaf encrusted marble mansion. There were only about 20 guys at the place and even the dopiest of them had an attractive date.


Salve has been coed for a while, when I went there a few years ago it was still like 80% female though.

/Yes, super easy to get laid.
 
2013-02-11 12:12:19 AM

johnny_vegas: Marcintosh: Lee451: Aaargh. They are both full of damyankees.....

I can tell you've been to many a debutant ball.

abadabba: Does Kennebunkport have a Catholic primarily girls university on site? That might tip the scales for young men in Newport's favor. My now wife was a student there. Early in our relationship we went to the "Snow Ball." Several hundred 18 to 22 year old girls grinding against each other in a ocean front gold leaf encrusted marble mansion. There were only about 20 guys at the place and even the dopiest of them had an attractive date.

I thought Roger Williams had the lock on Salve Vagina - well, now that the Navy is gone for good.

Navy is still in Newport


Mmmm -  not like it was.  When the ships were in (early to mid 70's) you couldn't swing a dead cat without hittin' a gob - Now it's,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Station_Newport#Current_operations    Much less - do you not agree?
BTW - gob -  http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/seaman   citations provided
 
2013-02-11 12:49:16 PM
Is it for the title of "Whitest place on the East Coast"? Because Maine wins that one.
 
2013-02-11 03:22:35 PM
Either way, it's CHOWDAH!
 
2013-02-11 09:29:33 PM

Lee451: Aaargh. They are both full of damyankees.....


Welcome to my yellow favorites, cracker.
 
2013-02-12 10:00:24 AM
KrispyKritter, Thank you but I prefer a Dr. Pepper and a Krispy Kreme donut....

/Appreciate the thought, though.
 
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