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2013-02-10 02:51:29 PM
6 votes:
Like anyone would call your ass anyway.
2013-02-10 03:23:08 PM
4 votes:
So THAT's the asshole that keeps calling.
2013-02-10 11:04:02 AM
4 votes:
Butt dialing
2013-02-10 02:40:02 PM
3 votes:
yeah, but the reception is shiatty.
2013-02-10 11:39:46 AM
3 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-02-10 11:32:42 AM
3 votes:
That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

i85.photobucket.com
2013-02-10 03:10:57 PM
2 votes:
Cellphone up ass: Amateur.
Cellphone plus hands-free headset: Pro.

Also, "Alarm Actor Toots" and "Aroma Tract Tools" are anagrams of "Motorola Star Tac". That is all.
2013-02-10 02:15:40 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-10 05:21:13 PM
1 votes:
He would have had problems if the cellphone was covered in oil before it reached his anus.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-10 04:07:15 PM
1 votes:

UsikFark: cdn2-b.examiner.com

"Call me."

/maybe?
2013-02-10 03:30:12 PM
1 votes:
Should've put it up his ass in a Faraday bag. Didn't he watch Enema of the State?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-10 03:15:28 PM
1 votes:
Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint?  I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.
2013-02-10 03:07:49 PM
1 votes:
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-10 03:03:10 PM
1 votes:
Okay, phone coming out.
2013-02-10 02:52:30 PM
1 votes:
We've all been guilty of talking shiat from time to time.
2013-02-10 02:52:07 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.


Humble brag?
2013-02-10 02:47:45 PM
1 votes:
His spine seems to be subluxated.

Also, I do not want to see the photos his cellphone camera accidentally took.

/flash
2013-02-10 02:45:54 PM
1 votes:
At least its wasn't a tablet.
2013-02-10 02:43:25 PM
1 votes:
Booty call?
2013-02-10 02:39:07 PM
1 votes:
If only the prisoner would have put the phone on vibrate, he may have gotten away with a communication device while serving his time.

media.tumblr.com
2013-02-10 02:36:34 PM
1 votes:
Did he try to Sprint when he was caught?
2013-02-10 02:36:13 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 758x484]


Was going to post, "This was your father's cell phone.  It was one of the first cell phones sold in this little general store in Tennessee."
2013-02-10 12:16:39 PM
1 votes:
img809.imageshack.us
2013-02-10 11:10:00 AM
1 votes:
Should have put it on vibrate

/what?
 
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