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(Examiner)   ♫ ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ANAL PHONE ♫   ( divider line
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9776 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Feb 2013 at 2:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-10 02:51:29 PM  
6 votes:
Like anyone would call your ass anyway.
2013-02-10 03:23:08 PM  
4 votes:
So THAT's the asshole that keeps calling.
2013-02-10 11:04:02 AM  
4 votes:
Butt dialing
2013-02-10 02:40:02 PM  
3 votes:
yeah, but the reception is shiatty.
2013-02-10 11:39:46 AM  
3 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-02-10 11:32:42 AM  
3 votes:
That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.
2013-02-10 03:10:57 PM  
2 votes:
Cellphone up ass: Amateur.
Cellphone plus hands-free headset: Pro.

Also, "Alarm Actor Toots" and "Aroma Tract Tools" are anagrams of "Motorola Star Tac". That is all.
2013-02-10 02:15:40 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-10 05:21:13 PM  
1 vote:
He would have had problems if the cellphone was covered in oil before it reached his anus.
2013-02-10 04:07:15 PM  
1 vote:


"Call me."

2013-02-10 03:30:12 PM  
1 vote:
Should've put it up his ass in a Faraday bag. Didn't he watch Enema of the State?
2013-02-10 03:15:28 PM  
1 vote:
Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint?  I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.
2013-02-10 03:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-10 03:03:10 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, phone coming out.
2013-02-10 02:52:30 PM  
1 vote:
We've all been guilty of talking shiat from time to time.
2013-02-10 02:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

Gordon Bennett: That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

Humble brag?
2013-02-10 02:47:45 PM  
1 vote:
His spine seems to be subluxated.

Also, I do not want to see the photos his cellphone camera accidentally took.

2013-02-10 02:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
At least its wasn't a tablet.
2013-02-10 02:43:25 PM  
1 vote:
Booty call?
2013-02-10 02:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
If only the prisoner would have put the phone on vibrate, he may have gotten away with a communication device while serving his time.
2013-02-10 02:36:34 PM  
1 vote:
Did he try to Sprint when he was caught?
2013-02-10 02:36:13 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: [ image 758x484]

Was going to post, "This was your father's cell phone.  It was one of the first cell phones sold in this little general store in Tennessee."
2013-02-10 12:16:39 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-10 11:10:00 AM  
1 vote:
Should have put it on vibrate

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