FARK.com: (7584569) ♫ ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ANAL PHONE ♫

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SurfaceTension		2013-02-10 11:04:02 AM

Butt dialing

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-02-10 11:10:00 AM

Should have put it on vibrate

/what?

Gordon Bennett		2013-02-10 11:32:42 AM

That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

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I_Am_Weasel		2013-02-10 11:32:45 AM

Apple iNema.

Krymson Tyde		2013-02-10 11:39:46 AM

Christ, what an asshole.

Godscrack		2013-02-10 12:16:39 PM

Somacandra		2013-02-10 02:15:40 PM

drjekel_mrhyde		2013-02-10 02:30:01 PM

Didn't people use to do this with their iPods?
/I swear i heard that before

JohnnyRebel88		2013-02-10 02:33:33 PM

Heroin balloons, why not a cell phone? A drug dealer can't do without his cell. That is why Obama gave out free phones.

UsikFark		2013-02-10 02:33:35 PM

"Call me."

wallywam1		2013-02-10 02:36:04 PM

You have a bad connection.

jprogram		2013-02-10 02:36:10 PM

That's where my crappy voice messages are coming from...

geekbikerskum		2013-02-10 02:36:13 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 758x484]

Was going to post, "This was your father's cell phone. It was one of the first cell phones sold in this little general store in Tennessee."

runescorpio		2013-02-10 02:36:23 PM

Shall we play guess the model?

MattyBlast		2013-02-10 02:36:34 PM

Did he try to Sprint when he was caught?

wallywam1		2013-02-10 02:36:40 PM

What's that? I coont hear you.

LewDux		2013-02-10 02:37:11 PM

Can you hear me now?

banandar123		2013-02-10 02:38:36 PM

There've been a lot of butt-dialing stories on Fark in the past few days, but this taking it a little too far.
/Shoulda turned the phone off, dumbfark.

HortusMatris		2013-02-10 02:39:07 PM

If only the prisoner would have put the phone on vibrate, he may have gotten away with a communication device while serving his time.

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Tentacle		2013-02-10 02:39:33 PM

Cellphone goes where?

ultraholland		2013-02-10 02:40:02 PM

yeah, but the reception is shiatty.

CalamitousCrasher		2013-02-10 02:43:25 PM

Booty call?

Enema Man		2013-02-10 02:44:06 PM

BumpInTheNight		2013-02-10 02:45:54 PM

At least its wasn't a tablet.

Aces and Eights		2013-02-10 02:47:45 PM

His spine seems to be subluxated.

Also, I do not want to see the photos his cellphone camera accidentally took.

/flash

Just another Heartland Weirdass		2013-02-10 02:51:29 PM

Like anyone would call your ass anyway.

Just another Heartland Weirdass		2013-02-10 02:52:07 PM

Gordon Bennett: That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

Humble brag?

Brick-House		2013-02-10 02:52:30 PM

We've all been guilty of talking shiat from time to time.

jprogram		2013-02-10 02:57:55 PM

He's fine since there's no hot sauce on the phone. (It's a T.V. show reference.)

skinink		2013-02-10 03:02:29 PM

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that Nokia junk inside your trunk?

My humps, my humps,
My lovely iPhone lumps!

great_tigers		2013-02-10 03:03:01 PM

I would be impressed if he could text.

Seriously though, where was the charger and are there plugs in jail cells?

skinink		2013-02-10 03:03:10 PM

Okay, phone coming out.

veedeevadeevoodee		2013-02-10 03:07:49 PM

Valiente		2013-02-10 03:10:57 PM

Cellphone up ass: Amateur.
Cellphone plus hands-free headset: Pro.

Also, "Alarm Actor Toots" and "Aroma Tract Tools" are anagrams of "Motorola Star Tac". That is all.

lack of warmth		2013-02-10 03:15:28 PM

Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint? I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.

Guuberre		2013-02-10 03:23:08 PM

So THAT's the asshole that keeps calling.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-10 03:30:12 PM

Should've put it up his ass in a Faraday bag. Didn't he watch Enema of the State?

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gja		2013-02-10 04:06:29 PM

SurfaceTension: Butt dialing

Done in 1.

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gja		2013-02-10 04:07:15 PM

UsikFark:

"Call me."
/maybe?

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy		2013-02-10 04:14:32 PM

That's too many rings, Subby.

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger		2013-02-10 04:24:00 PM

UsikFark: "Call me."

Maybe?

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger		2013-02-10 04:26:30 PM

gja: UsikFark:

"Call me."
/maybe?

Damn you!

Smgth		2013-02-10 05:04:45 PM

I get a Fark 500 error every time I try to see site...

Dwedit		2013-02-10 05:21:13 PM

He would have had problems if the cellphone was covered in oil before it reached his anus.

martid4		2013-02-10 06:12:37 PM

I use salad tongs to answer the phone.

Somacandra		2013-02-10 06:45:14 PM

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

peachykn		2013-02-10 08:12:32 PM

definitely not a samsung III

ciberido		2013-02-10 08:30:36 PM

jprogram: That's where my crappy voice messages are coming from...

i1.ytimg.com

Approves.

ciberido		2013-02-10 08:37:05 PM

lack of warmth: Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint? I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.

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SIT ON IT, Cunningham!

ciberido		2013-02-10 08:38:04 PM

gja: UsikFark: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 295x350]

"Call me."
/maybe?

Hey, I don't know you,
And this is crazy,
But there's a phone up my butt.

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