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2013-02-10 11:04:02 AM
Butt dialing
 
2013-02-10 11:10:00 AM
Should have put it on vibrate

/what?
 
2013-02-10 11:32:42 AM
That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

i85.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-10 11:32:45 AM
Apple iNema.
 
2013-02-10 11:39:46 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-02-10 12:16:39 PM
img809.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-10 02:15:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-10 02:30:01 PM
Didn't people use to do this with their iPods?
/I swear i heard that before
 
2013-02-10 02:33:33 PM
Heroin balloons, why not a cell phone?  A drug dealer can't do without his cell.  That is why Obama gave out free phones.
 
2013-02-10 02:33:35 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com

"Call me."
 
2013-02-10 02:36:04 PM
You have a bad connection.
 
2013-02-10 02:36:10 PM
That's where my crappy voice messages are coming from...
 
2013-02-10 02:36:13 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 758x484]


Was going to post, "This was your father's cell phone.  It was one of the first cell phones sold in this little general store in Tennessee."
 
2013-02-10 02:36:23 PM
Shall we play guess the model?
 
2013-02-10 02:36:34 PM
Did he try to Sprint when he was caught?
 
2013-02-10 02:36:40 PM
What's that? I coont hear you.
 
2013-02-10 02:37:11 PM
Can you hear me now?
 
2013-02-10 02:38:36 PM
There've been a lot of butt-dialing stories on Fark in the past few days, but this taking it a little too far.
/Shoulda turned the phone off, dumbfark.
 
2013-02-10 02:39:07 PM
If only the prisoner would have put the phone on vibrate, he may have gotten away with a communication device while serving his time.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-10 02:39:33 PM
farm2.staticflickr.com

Cellphone goes where?
 
2013-02-10 02:40:02 PM
yeah, but the reception is shiatty.
 
2013-02-10 02:43:25 PM
Booty call?
 
2013-02-10 02:44:06 PM
www.seattlegayscene.com
 
2013-02-10 02:45:54 PM
At least its wasn't a tablet.
 
2013-02-10 02:47:45 PM
His spine seems to be subluxated.

Also, I do not want to see the photos his cellphone camera accidentally took.

/flash
 
2013-02-10 02:51:29 PM
Like anyone would call your ass anyway.
 
2013-02-10 02:52:07 PM

Gordon Bennett: That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.


Humble brag?
 
2013-02-10 02:52:30 PM
We've all been guilty of talking shiat from time to time.
 
2013-02-10 02:57:55 PM
He's fine since there's no hot sauce on the phone. (It's a T.V. show reference.)
 
2013-02-10 03:02:29 PM
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that Nokia junk inside your trunk?

My humps, my humps,
My lovely iPhone lumps!
 
2013-02-10 03:03:01 PM
I would be impressed if he could text.

Seriously though, where was the charger and are there plugs in jail cells?
 
2013-02-10 03:03:10 PM
Okay, phone coming out.
 
2013-02-10 03:07:49 PM
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-10 03:10:57 PM
Cellphone up ass: Amateur.
Cellphone plus hands-free headset: Pro.

Also, "Alarm Actor Toots" and "Aroma Tract Tools" are anagrams of "Motorola Star Tac". That is all.
 
2013-02-10 03:15:28 PM
Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint?  I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.
 
2013-02-10 03:23:08 PM
So THAT's the asshole that keeps calling.
 
2013-02-10 03:30:12 PM
Should've put it up his ass in a Faraday bag. Didn't he watch Enema of the State?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-10 04:06:29 PM

SurfaceTension: Butt dialing


Done in 1.

slowgolfclap.jpg
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-10 04:07:15 PM

UsikFark: cdn2-b.examiner.com

"Call me."

/maybe?
 
2013-02-10 04:14:32 PM
That's too many rings, Subby.
 
2013-02-10 04:24:00 PM

UsikFark: "Call me."


Maybe?
 
2013-02-10 04:26:30 PM

gja: UsikFark:

"Call me."
/maybe?


Damn you!
 
2013-02-10 05:04:45 PM
I get a Fark 500 error every time I try to see site...
 
2013-02-10 05:21:13 PM
He would have had problems if the cellphone was covered in oil before it reached his anus.
 
2013-02-10 06:12:37 PM
I use salad tongs to answer the phone.
 
2013-02-10 06:45:14 PM
i.imgur.com

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

 
2013-02-10 08:12:32 PM
definitely not a samsung III
 
2013-02-10 08:30:36 PM

jprogram: That's where my crappy voice messages are coming from...


i1.ytimg.com
Approves.
 
2013-02-10 08:37:05 PM

lack of warmth: Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint?  I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.


4.bp.blogspot.com
SIT ON IT, Cunningham!
 
2013-02-10 08:38:04 PM

gja: UsikFark: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 295x350]

"Call me."
/maybe?


Hey, I don't know you,
And this is crazy,
But there's a phone up my butt.
 
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