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(Entertainment Weekly)   Will Merle and Daryl find a way out of their predicament? Will Rick finally ignore the phone? Will Andrea continue to be useless? It's your official The Walking Dead discussion thread. The carnage begins tonight at 9PM ET on AMC   (ew.com) divider line 96
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2013-02-10 08:33:37 PM
6 votes:
Congratulations!  Your Token has evolved into a Tyreese!
i1230.photobucket.com
2013-02-10 09:49:19 PM
4 votes:
Little asskicker!

Stormageddon approves.
2013-02-10 08:10:53 PM
4 votes:

we'refromthesamestory: What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?


IIRC Michonne and the Gov wrecked most of the Idi Amin Memorial Aquarium last episode
2013-02-10 10:04:32 PM
3 votes:
Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.
2013-02-10 09:43:30 PM
3 votes:

Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...


IT WAS A CHICKEN!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
2013-02-10 09:41:45 PM
3 votes:

yookaloco: oi_piss_me_off: i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl

She is, but they are both attracted to people their names rhyme with.


Who isn't?

Sincerely,

Nate Flupton
2013-02-10 12:31:41 PM
3 votes:

Mugato: All I know is that Maggie is going to be at ComicCon next month and I will do everything I can to not be the creepy stalker fan guy. But will probably fail.


Hover hand pic is mandatory
2013-02-11 08:50:00 AM
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"


I'd go with "Two and a Half Hands".
2013-02-11 01:39:38 AM
2 votes:

One Bad Apple: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

Shane took a pretty famous shower after he offed poor poor fat delicious Otis.

And there was much Farkette splooshing


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2013-02-10 10:43:43 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-10 10:42:47 PM
2 votes:

Kentucky Fried Children: HAHA so it was that stupid Archery Girl that bit it in the deathmatch raid


I like this version of Archery Girl much better...

ukzdl.co.uk
2013-02-10 10:10:50 PM
2 votes:
Is Kevin Smith trying to hide an erection?
2013-02-10 10:03:48 PM
2 votes:

Crackers Are a Family Food: PsyLord: Andrea is gonna get herself killed if she keeps talking like that.

Good.


api.ning.com
2013-02-10 10:02:22 PM
2 votes:
remember when Lori flipped an SUV on a totally empty road?

CARL GET IN THE HOUSE!!!1111111111111
2013-02-10 10:01:19 PM
2 votes:
Rick is going a bit nutty. Either that, or the walkers have a plan and are about to play All Along the Watchtower.
2013-02-10 10:00:32 PM
2 votes:
Goddamnit, now even Lori is back in the show... fark fark fark
2013-02-10 09:54:47 PM
2 votes:
I'd be perfectly OK with Kevin Smith being eaten by zombies on his way home.
2013-02-10 09:47:08 PM
2 votes:
... that, or the Gov is doing some creepy window 'baitin
2013-02-10 09:43:48 PM
2 votes:

D2theMcV: Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...

No. Hawkeye did it on M*A*S*H*


Rick's crazy enough he'll probably imagine he's killing a baby while preparing a chicken dinner.
2013-02-10 09:33:43 PM
2 votes:
AMC Exec: We need a new reality show concept.I KNOW!! TAXIDERMY!! TAXIDERMY EQUALS RATINGS!!!
2013-02-10 09:25:45 PM
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: I still can't believe how clean and scratch-free that Hyundai is.


Even in the post-apocalyptic future, sponsored vehicles still look great.
2013-02-10 09:23:21 PM
2 votes:
"Just a little kid...." LOL!
2013-02-10 09:20:13 PM
2 votes:

Rincewind53: ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?


They killed Hines Ward.
2013-02-11 09:15:00 PM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.

Yep, thought so.  I almost did some shoopin myself, but couldn't be arsed.  I guess that reddit karma really motivates people.


HuffPost thought she looked like she stepped out of a Bonnie Tyler video:

images.huffingtonpost.com
2013-02-11 09:58:56 AM
1 votes:

tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.


Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.

But I'm sure theories about how Lori is back, or that zombie Lori will play a prominent role this season, will fare much better.
2013-02-11 09:28:40 AM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Welcome aboard. Here are some complementary red t shirts


Yeah the two new white guys may as well be called 'Expendable 1" and "Expendable 2".

And just to shut the internet up, I think both Tyrese and 'Big Bearded Black Guy' at Woodburry are both gonna be around for a while.
2013-02-11 08:55:41 AM
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: OtherLittleGuy: TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"

I'd go with "Two and a Half Hands".


It would be a bit of a stretch for him as an artist, but Ashton Kutcher could play Merle's hook.

/hand hands hands hands handy hands
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
haaaaaaanndddsss...
2013-02-11 08:53:45 AM
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.


Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.
2013-02-11 05:08:15 AM
1 votes:
Dale was a useless asshole who couldn't spot a zombie until one started chewing his face.
2013-02-11 03:34:03 AM
1 votes:
img837.imageshack.us
2013-02-11 03:20:16 AM
1 votes:
I guess crazyphone therapy doesn't always work.
2013-02-11 01:49:20 AM
1 votes:

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 755x578]


Making spelling worse than it has to be.

/saw a major network news site spell something "loosing" this morning
//has a sad
2013-02-11 01:10:38 AM
1 votes:
damnit Lori.  We killed you.  You aren't even a zombie to be re-killed.  That is cheating.
2013-02-11 01:08:18 AM
1 votes:

doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.


Shane took a pretty famous shower after he offed poor poor fat delicious Otis.

And there was much Farkette splooshing
2013-02-11 12:54:39 AM
1 votes:
WTF was that speech by blond chick? All it was missing was the sweat hogs humming the Battle  hymn of the Republic.
2013-02-10 10:56:58 PM
1 votes:

Public Call Box:

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.


And you're delicious
2013-02-10 10:46:39 PM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.


If only the group had a lookout...
2013-02-10 10:30:21 PM
1 votes:
BRING BACK SOFIA!
2013-02-10 10:28:03 PM
1 votes:
img215.imageshack.us


Dale was worthless
2013-02-10 10:22:26 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?


www.theodoresworld.net
2013-02-10 10:19:13 PM
1 votes:

PsyLord: Why does Kevin Smith have a pillow on his lap?  Does he have a boner for Glenn or Chris?


Why not Both.jpg
2013-02-10 10:17:02 PM
1 votes:
Why does Kevin Smith have a pillow on his lap?  Does he have a boner for Glenn or Chris?
2013-02-10 10:15:05 PM
1 votes:

yookaloco: eagles95: I really hope Gov goes on Walking Dead this season. I'd love to hear his take on the character

Yeah, he's good. The poor man's Liam Neeson. Unfortunately for him, nothing happens when you punch a zombie in the throat.


Hey, back when Darkman was a thing, Liam Neeson was the poor man's Liam Neeson.
2013-02-10 10:13:44 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Damn. Too bad Haley was a Woodbury redshirt walking. She was cute.


Even if she was Annoying Archery Girl.
2013-02-10 10:13:30 PM
1 votes:

yookaloco: Kentucky Fried Children: So it looks like next week we'll get a taste of the Daryl and Merle Road Warrior Variety Hour?

/hope so

Doomsday Pickers?


I'd watch the shiat out of that.

/this weeks episode: the guys find a stash of moon pies and RC cola
2013-02-10 10:12:39 PM
1 votes:
Damn. Too bad Haley was a Woodbury redshirt walking. She was cute.
2013-02-10 10:10:26 PM
1 votes:

Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.

Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.


I'm just saying, the shorts and having his legs up on the couch isn't doing him any favors.
2013-02-10 10:09:49 PM
1 votes:
So it looks like next week we'll get a taste of the Daryl and Merle Road Warrior Variety Hour?

/hope so
2013-02-10 10:07:43 PM
1 votes:
I hope Tyrese and co get welcomed back after Rick pops some Xanax...

/fark, HURRY UP NEXT SUNDAY
2013-02-10 10:07:12 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.


Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.
2013-02-10 10:05:20 PM
1 votes:
OK, I find Glenn's John Waters mustache to be a little disturbing. (Talking Dead)
2013-02-10 10:04:38 PM
1 votes:
Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
2013-02-10 10:03:08 PM
1 votes:
That wasn't unsettling at all.
2013-02-10 10:02:34 PM
1 votes:
I'm sorry Tyrese, Rick's not home right now.
2013-02-10 10:02:12 PM
1 votes:
Farking hell. Rick, stop  f*cking things up for everyone.
2013-02-10 10:01:35 PM
1 votes:
Melting down like the wicked which of the west
2013-02-10 10:01:14 PM
1 votes:
Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.
2013-02-10 10:00:46 PM
1 votes:
Dammit, stay dead, Bitach!
2013-02-10 10:00:43 PM
1 votes:
Oh goddamn it I spoke too soon. He still CRAZY.
2013-02-10 10:00:33 PM
1 votes:
Ghost lorrie
2013-02-10 09:57:26 PM
1 votes:
Carol making new friends with Chester the molester
2013-02-10 09:56:06 PM
1 votes:
Wow a Aliens Colonial Marines game? Hell, will there be star wars video games next?
2013-02-10 09:54:14 PM
1 votes:
Man, I need someone to hate watch Beautiful Creatures with me.
2013-02-10 09:52:08 PM
1 votes:
Goddamn, I hate Chris Hardwick.
2013-02-10 09:51:59 PM
1 votes:
Glenn is Namming from his beatdown, and Maggie is recovering from rape taking off her shirt and hoiding her B-cups.
2013-02-10 09:49:27 PM
1 votes:
Stormagedden has a challenger.
2013-02-10 09:48:11 PM
1 votes:
Aaaannnnd, Carol is a stronger woman. She even got some character development!

This is pretty remarkable for this show.
2013-02-10 09:47:54 PM
1 votes:
Let's face it, the only reason Andrea is still alive is because it's fiction.
2013-02-10 09:46:59 PM
1 votes:
I don't get why the entire town is so willing to listen to the new girl just because she's bangin the governor.
2013-02-10 09:46:48 PM
1 votes:
You can have my chicken parm.
2013-02-10 09:44:04 PM
1 votes:
No wonder that kid can't get any girls, he is like a psychopath,
2013-02-10 09:43:42 PM
1 votes:

oi_piss_me_off: i think he's going to smother the baby


Only if he thinks it's a chicken...
2013-02-10 09:41:47 PM
1 votes:
Dr Pepper: Be one of a kind, just like everyone else.
2013-02-10 09:41:15 PM
1 votes:
Oh sh*t, Rick's gone all dissociative again.
2013-02-10 09:39:54 PM
1 votes:

we'refromthesamestory: In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.


Well, let's just say that I've got a container of Old Bay on hand.
2013-02-10 09:39:50 PM
1 votes:
Do not fuk with Carl.
2013-02-10 09:38:43 PM
1 votes:
Rick might get a little teen action
2013-02-10 09:37:25 PM
1 votes:
Boning?
2013-02-10 09:36:20 PM
1 votes:
Carol: He's gone?!?!
Rick: Well you know what they say, three hands are better than one.
2013-02-10 09:36:16 PM
1 votes:
Poor Carol. She was just learning to love again!
2013-02-10 09:36:10 PM
1 votes:

Kentucky Fried Children: Bring on the Daryl and Merle Road Show!


I'd watch that. Two wacky redneck brothers and their adventures in the post apocalyptic deep south.
2013-02-10 09:34:50 PM
1 votes:

Kentucky Fried Children: Bring on the Daryl and Merle Road Show!


They should try and form a Def Leppard cover band and go on tour.
2013-02-10 09:25:53 PM
1 votes:
Man, you were right. Real World: Apocalypse.
2013-02-10 09:24:58 PM
1 votes:
They're new and don't know not to fark with Carl yet... Or glen for that matter.
2013-02-10 09:11:53 PM
1 votes:
Kabong!
2013-02-10 09:11:04 PM
1 votes:
The Real World: Zombieland
2013-02-10 09:10:52 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: yookaloco: IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.

I wonder why the hell so many of the original big wigs in the crew have left the project? At some point in time, it has to start sucking, right?

AMC owns the show and they are notoriously difficult to work with.  Plus, Robert Kirkman supposedly protects the franchise like a baby.


Honk if you're on the short list to showrun Season 4.
2013-02-10 09:08:00 PM
1 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com

Dude, do you even lift?
2013-02-10 08:44:21 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

Hehe, just kidding, that's an old shop someone did in Season 2, I have no idea what's going to happen.

BTW, is anyone short on snow? I have a few tons in my yard I'm trying to lose.
2013-02-10 08:28:25 PM
1 votes:

Gonz: I predisct an act of supreme badassery tonight... by Carl.


I used to hate Carl even more than Lori right up until the prison. As everyone is picking out a cell to sleep in he was trying to bunk with Hershel's 16 year old daughter right in front of Hershel.

The BALLS on that kid.

I wanted to high five him right through the TV. He won me over right there.
2013-02-10 08:23:42 PM
1 votes:
I predisct an act of supreme badassery tonight... by Carl.
2013-02-10 07:10:49 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: I was watching a Big Bang Theory repeat the other day and realized that Glenn was Sheldon Cooper's roommate before Leonard.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 480x350]



OMG.  Glen's life *before*  the zombie-pocolyapse.
2013-02-10 06:23:12 PM
1 votes:
I was watching a Big Bang Theory repeat the other day and realized that Glenn was Sheldon Cooper's roommate before Leonard.

25.media.tumblr.com


Will Merle and Daryl find a way out of their predicament?

I still maintain Merle is the Governor's mole. Throwing him under the bus was just an act for Daryl's benefit.
2013-02-10 12:40:51 PM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Mugato: All I know is that Maggie is going to be at ComicCon next month and I will do everything I can to not be the creepy stalker fan guy. But will probably fail.

Hover hand pic is mandatory


With Photoshop, hover hand can become second base.

/that's not even funny
2013-02-10 12:30:23 PM
1 votes:
All I know is that Maggie is going to be at ComicCon next month and I will do everything I can to not be the creepy stalker fan guy. But will probably fail.
2013-02-10 10:41:24 AM
1 votes:
I think Herschel will be the next one to use the prison's Therapy Phone.
 
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