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2013-02-11 01:10:38 AM
damnit Lori.  We killed you.  You aren't even a zombie to be re-killed.  That is cheating.
 
2013-02-11 01:29:48 AM

RepoManTSM: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

What a huge plot hole. I demand more dinner and shower scenes!


As long as the shower scene involves Maggie I'm good with it..
 
2013-02-11 01:39:38 AM

One Bad Apple: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

Shane took a pretty famous shower after he offed poor poor fat delicious Otis.

And there was much Farkette splooshing


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2013-02-11 01:49:20 AM

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 755x578]


Making spelling worse than it has to be.

/saw a major network news site spell something "loosing" this morning
//has a sad
 
2013-02-11 01:52:02 AM
I saw The Grammys and 'The Walking Dead' threads each had 453 posts, so I wanted to break the tie. Anything to prevent Adam Levine from winning.

/good ep.
 
2013-02-11 01:58:18 AM

D2theMcV: And WTF is Kevin Smith talking about "didn't see a body?" How is Carl shooting her in the head not good enough for him?!?!?


They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?
 
2013-02-11 02:07:26 AM

srhp29: They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?


no, but they showed Rick picking up the bullet that went through her head and into the concrete.
 
2013-02-11 02:14:56 AM

log_jammin: srhp29: They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?

no, but they showed Rick picking up the bullet that went through her head and into the concrete.


Yes. I am of the opinion that Carl shot her, but even finding the bullet leaves it open for a zombie laurie to appear at some point.
 
2013-02-11 02:21:39 AM

srhp29: but even finding the bullet leaves it open for a zombie laurie to appear at some point.


only if they really really really want that to happen, and apparently kevin smith really really really wants that to happen.
 
2013-02-11 03:15:46 AM

srhp29: D2theMcV: And WTF is Kevin Smith talking about "didn't see a body?" How is Carl shooting her in the head not good enough for him?!?!?

They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?


They showed the walker with the distended belly that obviously ate her corpse.
 
2013-02-11 03:16:10 AM
So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.
 
2013-02-11 03:20:16 AM
I guess crazyphone therapy doesn't always work.
 
2013-02-11 03:32:41 AM

lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.


No. That was still her regular face.
 
2013-02-11 03:34:03 AM
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2013-02-11 03:43:58 AM

MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.


Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'
 
2013-02-11 03:57:15 AM
Walking pointless subplots with the occasional dead thing.  Like MTV and music videos!
 
2013-02-11 03:59:49 AM

lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'


She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.
 
2013-02-11 05:08:15 AM
Dale was a useless asshole who couldn't spot a zombie until one started chewing his face.
 
2013-02-11 06:18:47 AM

MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.


http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.
 
2013-02-11 08:50:00 AM

OtherLittleGuy: TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"


I'd go with "Two and a Half Hands".
 
2013-02-11 08:53:45 AM

Methadone Girls: Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.


Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.
 
2013-02-11 08:55:41 AM

carrion_luggage: OtherLittleGuy: TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"

I'd go with "Two and a Half Hands".


It would be a bit of a stretch for him as an artist, but Ashton Kutcher could play Merle's hook.

/hand hands hands hands handy hands
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
haaaaaaanndddsss...
 
2013-02-11 09:28:40 AM

One Bad Apple: Welcome aboard. Here are some complementary red t shirts


Yeah the two new white guys may as well be called 'Expendable 1" and "Expendable 2".

And just to shut the internet up, I think both Tyrese and 'Big Bearded Black Guy' at Woodburry are both gonna be around for a while.
 
2013-02-11 09:41:16 AM

One Bad Apple: Gonz: I predisct an act of supreme badassery tonight... by Carl.

I used to hate Carl even more than Lori right up until the prison. As everyone is picking out a cell to sleep in he was trying to bunk with Hershel's 16 year old daughter right in front of Hershel.

The BALLS on that kid.

I wanted to high five him right through the TV. He won me over right there.


Carl went from being the Dawn Summers of the zombie apocalypse to the Carl Grimes of the zombie apocalypse.
 
2013-02-11 09:48:22 AM

carrion_luggage: Methadone Girls: Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.

Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.


lawls
 
2013-02-11 09:54:04 AM

carrion_luggage: Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.


He'll probably say, "You wrong.  You dead wrong."
 
2013-02-11 09:55:49 AM

eagles95: yookaloco: Yeah, mental illnesses and hallucinations typically don't get better by themselves.

Crazy white people with assault weapons and mental illness. That cant possibly happen in the real world


"Yeah, ya know?"

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2013-02-11 09:58:56 AM

tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.


Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.

But I'm sure theories about how Lori is back, or that zombie Lori will play a prominent role this season, will fare much better.
 
2013-02-11 09:59:53 AM

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.


I hear ya.

Dale:  "We can't kill this man, who could lead certain death to our door!"

Rick:  "Fine, he bunks with you, and you share your food rations."

Dael:  "Yeah, ah, I don't know about that....."
 
2013-02-11 10:03:07 AM

Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.


Seven of Nine: "A lesson in compassion will do me little good if I am dead."
 
2013-02-11 10:13:49 AM

MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.


She is a zombie and once the gov gets the prison (wrecking most of it in the process) and everyone skedadles for parts unknown, zombie Lori will shamble out of some corridor and gets the gov.  With that the character Lori will have done something that was actually redeming.
 
2013-02-11 10:36:45 AM

born_yesterday: Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.



That was good stuff. One-Handed Merle, jamming out to some Synyrd, with a vanload of zombie payback flopping around in the back would have been great.
 
2013-02-11 11:00:59 AM

Big Beef Burrito: born_yesterday: Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.


That was good stuff. One-Handed Merle, jamming out to some Synyrd, with a vanload of zombie payback flopping around in the back would have been great.


Hell....if they do an opening flashback showing that, I would lose my shiat.
 
2013-02-11 03:03:36 PM

tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.


Yep, thought so.  I almost did some shoopin myself, but couldn't be arsed.  I guess that reddit karma really motivates people.
 
2013-02-11 09:15:00 PM

lewismarktwo: tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.

Yep, thought so.  I almost did some shoopin myself, but couldn't be arsed.  I guess that reddit karma really motivates people.


HuffPost thought she looked like she stepped out of a Bonnie Tyler video:

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-02-11 10:18:20 PM

RepoManTSM: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

What a huge plot hole. I demand more dinner and shower scenes!


Too bad George R.R. Martin didn't write this.
 
2013-02-11 10:20:55 PM
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2013-02-11 10:54:47 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 625x446]


My bet is on one of the two red-shirt dudes, if they get all murder-plotty again.  Carl will put a stop to that, quick.  With his baseball-bat-supressor-of-justice.
 
2013-02-12 10:11:10 AM

Kentucky Fried Children: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 625x446]

My bet is on one of the two red-shirt dudes, if they get all murder-plotty again.  Carl will put a stop to that, quick.  With his baseball-bat-supressor-of-justice.


I think those two will be victims of the prisoner finally getting around to killing someone in the group.
 
2013-02-13 09:30:57 AM
I think a nice Carhartt outfit would go a long way in defeating a lot of random zombies.
 
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