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(Entertainment Weekly)   Will Merle and Daryl find a way out of their predicament? Will Rick finally ignore the phone? Will Andrea continue to be useless? It's your official The Walking Dead discussion thread. The carnage begins tonight at 9PM ET on AMC   (ew.com ) divider line
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2013-02-10 09:56:25 AM  
Thong shots and sideboob ARE NOT useless subby. Andrea just has "unique tastes" in men
 
2013-02-10 10:41:24 AM  
I think Herschel will be the next one to use the prison's Therapy Phone.
 
2013-02-10 11:19:33 AM  
Giggity!
 
2013-02-10 11:32:54 AM  
Still pissed about T-Dog....
 
2013-02-10 12:30:23 PM  
All I know is that Maggie is going to be at ComicCon next month and I will do everything I can to not be the creepy stalker fan guy. But will probably fail.
 
2013-02-10 12:31:41 PM  

Mugato: All I know is that Maggie is going to be at ComicCon next month and I will do everything I can to not be the creepy stalker fan guy. But will probably fail.


Hover hand pic is mandatory
 
2013-02-10 12:40:51 PM  

One Bad Apple: Mugato: All I know is that Maggie is going to be at ComicCon next month and I will do everything I can to not be the creepy stalker fan guy. But will probably fail.

Hover hand pic is mandatory


With Photoshop, hover hand can become second base.

/that's not even funny
 
2013-02-10 02:23:50 PM  

One Bad Apple: Thong shots and sideboob ARE NOT useless subby. Andrea just has "unique tastes" in men


Even Lori was beyond eyecandy.

Here's to Three Dog!

/season 3 awesomeness on
 
2013-02-10 03:41:28 PM  

Beerguy: Still pissed about T-Dog....


You knew for as little as he was used his death was just a matter of time. I still miss him.

I used the down time to read up on the comics. Quite a bit different but still good.
 
2013-02-10 06:23:12 PM  
I was watching a Big Bang Theory repeat the other day and realized that Glenn was Sheldon Cooper's roommate before Leonard.

25.media.tumblr.com


Will Merle and Daryl find a way out of their predicament?

I still maintain Merle is the Governor's mole. Throwing him under the bus was just an act for Daryl's benefit.
 
2013-02-10 07:10:49 PM  

fusillade762: I was watching a Big Bang Theory repeat the other day and realized that Glenn was Sheldon Cooper's roommate before Leonard.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 480x350]



OMG.  Glen's life *before*  the zombie-pocolyapse.
 
2013-02-10 07:53:54 PM  
When will Daryl admit that he wants to bang Carol?
 
2013-02-10 08:03:34 PM  
This will be so awesome!,  Eye for an eye?
 
2013-02-10 08:04:57 PM  
What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?
 
2013-02-10 08:08:11 PM  

fusillade762: I still maintain Merle is the Governor's mole. Throwing him under the bus was just an act for Daryl's benefit.


No, he's throwing him under the bus to retain iron-clad authority and a society based on fear.  He needs a scapegoat for Rick's group invading Woodbury and Merle's the perfect patsy.  Plus, The Governor's not wrong on this one.  Merle lied about Michonne and, by letting her go, indirectly lead the group to town.
 
2013-02-10 08:10:37 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?


They're showing that episode right now.
 
2013-02-10 08:10:53 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?


IIRC Michonne and the Gov wrecked most of the Idi Amin Memorial Aquarium last episode
 
2013-02-10 08:13:16 PM  

fusillade762: I was watching a Big Bang Theory repeat the other day and realized that Glenn was Sheldon Cooper's roommate before Leonard.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 480x350]




And the Governor is the Next Doctor. Blew my mind when I saw his DW episode.

/can we get Billie Piper as Lori?
//yes, that's the joke.
 
2013-02-10 08:16:15 PM  

One Bad Apple: we'refromthesamestory: What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?

IIRC Michonne and the Gov wrecked most of the Idi Amin Memorial Aquarium last episode


Most of them, not all of them.
 
2013-02-10 08:20:52 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?


The Governor wasn't truly forthcoming about what he uses those for.

Let's just say that his cock is rather chaffed.
 
2013-02-10 08:23:42 PM  
I predisct an act of supreme badassery tonight... by Carl.
 
2013-02-10 08:28:25 PM  

Gonz: I predisct an act of supreme badassery tonight... by Carl.


I used to hate Carl even more than Lori right up until the prison. As everyone is picking out a cell to sleep in he was trying to bunk with Hershel's 16 year old daughter right in front of Hershel.

The BALLS on that kid.

I wanted to high five him right through the TV. He won me over right there.
 
2013-02-10 08:30:55 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: we'refromthesamestory: What's going to happen with the fish tanks full of heads?

The Governor wasn't truly forthcoming about what he uses those for.

Let's just say that his cock is rather chaffed.


What I want to happen is one of the heads biting him and turning him. We'll see.
 
2013-02-10 08:32:07 PM  
usually these shows fly by, but this one is taking forever to get to the new episode.
 
2013-02-10 08:32:42 PM  
but I love every minute.
 
2013-02-10 08:32:44 PM  
We need a Downton Abbey Thread.
 
2013-02-10 08:33:37 PM  
Congratulations!  Your Token has evolved into a Tyreese!
i1230.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-10 08:33:40 PM  
Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.
 
2013-02-10 08:35:38 PM  

IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.


There's a new show runner, but I don't think that starts until next season.

Also, a full hour of Talking Dead tonight. I've started to get kinda hooked on it.
 
2013-02-10 08:36:30 PM  

BalugaJoe: We need a Downton Abbey Thread.


You could try making one.

/User generated content.
 
2013-02-10 08:40:27 PM  
In before the idjits tell us it is a lousy zombie show but never tell us how many times the genre has been done better.
 
2013-02-10 08:44:08 PM  
but,  guns
 
2013-02-10 08:44:14 PM  

One Bad Apple: Thong shots and sideboob ARE NOT useless subby. Andrea just has "unique tastes" in men


hahahahahahaha
Well put!
Cheers!!
 
2013-02-10 08:44:21 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

Hehe, just kidding, that's an old shop someone did in Season 2, I have no idea what's going to happen.

BTW, is anyone short on snow? I have a few tons in my yard I'm trying to lose.
 
2013-02-10 08:45:33 PM  
the zombies are  hungry

//

It was pathetically sad sick twisted and awesome to see the guvner with the glass in the eye holding his zombie baby on the floor surrounded by heads and weeping.
 
2013-02-10 08:45:34 PM  

IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.


I wonder why the hell so many of the original big wigs in the crew have left the project? At some point in time, it has to start sucking, right?
 
2013-02-10 08:52:04 PM  

yookaloco: IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.

I wonder why the hell so many of the original big wigs in the crew have left the project? At some point in time, it has to start sucking, right?


and then they move Comic Book Men!   I mean, What TF is happening!?!>?!  :)
 
2013-02-10 08:52:46 PM  
7 minutes!
 
2013-02-10 08:54:35 PM  

yookaloco: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 185x272]

Hehe, just kidding, that's an old shop someone did in Season 2, I have no idea what's going to happen.

BTW, is anyone short on snow? I have a few tons in my yard I'm trying to lose.


Its raining here in Green Bay and taking some of mine away. Too bad more snow coming later this week. I'm watching Chopped before zombietime
 
2013-02-10 08:55:02 PM  
anyone have a link to a streaming feed of this they would like to share as my cable is out?
 
2013-02-10 08:55:12 PM  

IronTom: the zombies are  hungry

//

It was pathetically sad sick twisted and awesome to see the guvner with the glass in the eye holding his zombie baby on the floor surrounded by heads and weeping.


That was a great scene. Just wish Michonne would have pointed to Penny and the Heads and tried to snap Andrea out of it. Oh well. 10 minutes left, can't wait.

/Penny..Penny...Penny...Penny and the Heads...
 
2013-02-10 08:59:53 PM  

A Fark Handle: anyone have a link to a streaming feed of this they would like to share as my cable is out?


It'll rerun Friday and next Sunday night.
 
2013-02-10 09:00:10 PM  
Here comes the hammer!
 
2013-02-10 09:00:13 PM  
AAHH!! A Countdown! I may soil my pants!
 
2013-02-10 09:00:21 PM  

NeoCortex42: Congratulations!  Your Token has evolved into a Tyreese!
[i1230.photobucket.com image 620x632]


CUTTY!!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:00:32 PM  
SQUEE!!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:01:18 PM  
IT IS TIME!

/save Daryl, please!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:01:19 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: A Fark Handle: anyone have a link to a streaming feed of this they would like to share as my cable is out?

It'll rerun Friday and next Sunday night.


if i wanted to watch then, i wouldn't be looking for it now.  can anyone help a brother out?
 
2013-02-10 09:01:37 PM  
Crap. We've got some MMA shiat.
 
2013-02-10 09:01:56 PM  
It just started, so everybody be quiet!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:02:57 PM  
We in Australia won't get it until Tues/Wed. I hate myself for even lurking here.
 
2013-02-10 09:03:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Crap. We've got some MMA shiat.


www.filehurricane.com
 
2013-02-10 09:03:28 PM  
Damn Earl - no brotherly love here
 
2013-02-10 09:03:33 PM  
i think i've seen this porno.
 
2013-02-10 09:04:30 PM  
I love that woman.
 
2013-02-10 09:04:32 PM  

sarahthustra: i think i've seen this porno.


Left 4 Head?

/yes, that's a real one. and it's horrible.
 
2013-02-10 09:05:33 PM  
Rick and the gang make their appearance - Nice Chrome 1911  Gov

Whoa - headshot
 
2013-02-10 09:05:45 PM  
That was ridiculously easy.
 
2013-02-10 09:05:51 PM  
The Governor is not amused by these shenanigans.
 
2013-02-10 09:05:52 PM  
Best show on TV...
 
2013-02-10 09:05:58 PM  
Don't steal a hillbilly's crossbow, buddy.
 
2013-02-10 09:06:05 PM  
It

IS

ON!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:06:17 PM  
fark yeah!
 
2013-02-10 09:06:20 PM  
Lucky the guy with Daryl's crossbow was there on the way out. It's practically part of the character.
 
2013-02-10 09:06:25 PM  
Oooh somebody has their psycho face on.
 
2013-02-10 09:06:26 PM  
Daryll lives!!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:06:35 PM  

JohnCarter: Rick and the gang make their appearance - Nice Chrome 1911  Gov

Whoa - headshot


That was a beauty of a headshot. Also, was that girl who was gunned down the archer from earlier episodes? I couldn't tell.
 
2013-02-10 09:07:10 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-10 09:07:15 PM  

JohnCarter: Damn Earl - no brotherly love here


who is earl?

glen isn't going to like having merle back in the mix?
 
2013-02-10 09:07:56 PM  

yookaloco: IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.

I wonder why the hell so many of the original big wigs in the crew have left the project? At some point in time, it has to start sucking, right?


AMC owns the show and they are notoriously difficult to work with.  Plus, Robert Kirkman supposedly protects the franchise like a baby.
 
2013-02-10 09:08:00 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com

Dude, do you even lift?
 
2013-02-10 09:08:07 PM  

Tencolin: JohnCarter: Rick and the gang make their appearance - Nice Chrome 1911  Gov

Whoa - headshot

That was a beauty of a headshot. Also, was that girl who was gunned down the archer from earlier episodes? I couldn't tell.


That was a Clint Eastwood headshot - just casual and needed, no extra effort
 
2013-02-10 09:08:22 PM  
It's nice that AMC puts all of their awful terrible reality show opposite Community/Parks and Rec/Archer, etc.

Well, at least it looks like GI Joe.
 
2013-02-10 09:08:50 PM  
The drag and drop shrinking of the easy button didn't work for me. Any ideas going forward?
 
2013-02-10 09:08:52 PM  
Well, that's a good start.

We're missing Rincewind...  :(
 
2013-02-10 09:09:52 PM  
Oh crap. The downfall begins...
 
2013-02-10 09:09:53 PM  
I wonder what's going on over at the Grammies? NOT!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:09:54 PM  
Should have made the break in the gate bigger.
 
2013-02-10 09:10:05 PM  
Somebody found a buffet!
 
2013-02-10 09:10:06 PM  
is that zombie thinking? i didn't think they had conscious thoughts
 
2013-02-10 09:10:52 PM  

Mentat: yookaloco: IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.

I wonder why the hell so many of the original big wigs in the crew have left the project? At some point in time, it has to start sucking, right?

AMC owns the show and they are notoriously difficult to work with.  Plus, Robert Kirkman supposedly protects the franchise like a baby.


Honk if you're on the short list to showrun Season 4.
 
2013-02-10 09:11:04 PM  
The Real World: Zombieland
 
2013-02-10 09:11:36 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: is that zombie thinking? i didn't think they had conscious thoughts


That's what it looked like. However I think he's smelling. Instinct.
 
2013-02-10 09:11:48 PM  
What a dick
 
2013-02-10 09:11:51 PM  
Is Andrea dead yet?
 
2013-02-10 09:11:53 PM  
Kabong!
 
2013-02-10 09:12:05 PM  
Thank you, Rick!

/asshole
 
2013-02-10 09:12:09 PM  
Rick's group is a lot of things, but they ain't pussies.
 
2013-02-10 09:12:14 PM  
Thunk!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:12:43 PM  
Pistol whip!

/you were told to shut up, Merle.
 
2013-02-10 09:13:19 PM  
Wait until Merle meets BadAss Carl.
 
2013-02-10 09:13:19 PM  

Methadone Girls: Well, that's a good start.

We're missing Rincewind...  :(


ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?
 
2013-02-10 09:13:49 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mentat: yookaloco: IronTom: Let's hope the new director does good.  I think there is a new director.

I wonder why the hell so many of the original big wigs in the crew have left the project? At some point in time, it has to start sucking, right?

AMC owns the show and they are notoriously difficult to work with.  Plus, Robert Kirkman supposedly protects the franchise like a baby.

Honk if you're on the short list to showrun Season 4.


HONK
 
2013-02-10 09:13:53 PM  
we'refromthesamestory

oi_piss_me_off: is that zombie thinking? i didn't think they had conscious thoughts

That's what it looked like. However I think he's smelling. Instinct.



ah, that would make sense
 
2013-02-10 09:13:59 PM  
Doomsday Preppers, It'll Save Your Life!
 
2013-02-10 09:14:20 PM  

Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: Well, that's a good start.

We're missing Rincewind...  :(

ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?


They escaped.  knocked out Merle.  He's still a dick
 
2013-02-10 09:14:50 PM  

Methadone Girls: Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: Well, that's a good start.

We're missing Rincewind...  :(

ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?

They escaped.  knocked out Merle.  He's still a dick


Who escaped? Daryl? How?
 
2013-02-10 09:16:46 PM  
oh daryl.
 
2013-02-10 09:16:49 PM  
Oh no, Daryl, don't go!
 
2013-02-10 09:16:50 PM  
Blood is thicker than water...
 
2013-02-10 09:17:11 PM  
And here comes the dissention
 
2013-02-10 09:17:20 PM  

Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: Well, that's a good start.

We're missing Rincewind...  :(

ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?

They escaped.  knocked out Merle.  He's still a dick

Who escaped? Daryl? How?


The guys showed up and caused a distraction.  Everyone but Andrea escaped
 
2013-02-10 09:17:24 PM  
Grow some balls, Rick.
 
2013-02-10 09:17:26 PM  

Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: Well, that's a good start.

We're missing Rincewind...  :(

ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?

They escaped.  knocked out Merle.  He's still a dick

Who escaped? Daryl? How?


Guns and grenades. Using too much Amo. They might have let a few zombies into the town on their way out.
 
2013-02-10 09:17:36 PM  
TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"
 
2013-02-10 09:17:50 PM  
Please don't leave Darryl
 
2013-02-10 09:17:57 PM  
FARK!!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:18:22 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT DARYL!
 
2013-02-10 09:18:26 PM  
OtherLittleGuy


TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"

i would watch it
 
2013-02-10 09:18:46 PM  
F*cking Merle
 
2013-02-10 09:18:50 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Guns and grenades. Using too much Amo. They might have let a few zombies into the town on their way out.


Methadone Girls: The guys showed up and caused a distraction.  Everyone but Andrea escaped


Thanks guys. I'll watch it again when it comes back around.
 
2013-02-10 09:19:03 PM  
They'll kiss an make up later...
 
2013-02-10 09:19:05 PM  

Benjamin Orr: Please don't leave Darryl


Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2013-02-10 09:19:13 PM  
I will kill you Chris Hardwick!
 
2013-02-10 09:19:31 PM  
Neither Daryl nor Merle are in the comic so that ties things up nicely
 
2013-02-10 09:19:39 PM  
Say it ain't so Daryl!!
 
2013-02-10 09:20:09 PM  
Who was tonight's guests on Talking Dead ?
 
2013-02-10 09:20:13 PM  

Rincewind53: ARGH. I got distracted and missed the first ten minutes.

What did I miss?


They killed Hines Ward.
 
2013-02-10 09:20:14 PM  
Protip, when liberating people from a hostile group, kill the leader.  Seriously, that would've been an easy shot.
 
2013-02-10 09:20:15 PM  
Who is buying that crap from Jamster?
 
2013-02-10 09:20:38 PM  
I am hopeful this is only temporary that Daryl is gone
 
2013-02-10 09:20:49 PM  
So, how long until Merle pisses Daryl off beyond reconciliation?
 
2013-02-10 09:20:51 PM  

One Bad Apple: Neither Daryl nor Merle are in the comic so that ties things up nicely


Really?  You gonna start that now??  Don't be silly
 
2013-02-10 09:20:54 PM  

One Bad Apple: Neither Daryl nor Merle are in the comic so that ties things up nicely


No way is the show going to lose Daryl anytime soon. Then again, I don't see Michael Rooker staying around as a main character forever.
 
2013-02-10 09:21:10 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Beerguy: Still pissed about T-Dog....

You knew for as little as he was used his death was just a matter of time. I still miss him.

I used the down time to read up on the comics. Quite a bit different but still good.


it's all good, Three-Dog is the ultimate dog.  He wields a hammer and used to play in the NFL.  (also the actor was Cutty on The Wire)
 
2013-02-10 09:21:35 PM  
Ok, how many damn movies can the Rock be in this year?
 
2013-02-10 09:21:40 PM  

Tencolin: So, how long until Merle pisses Daryl off beyond reconciliation?


or Meryl tries to kill Daryl, and messes up.
 
2013-02-10 09:21:45 PM  

One Bad Apple: Who was tonight's guests on Talking Dead ?


Kevin Smith for sure
 
2013-02-10 09:21:54 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: The Governor is not amused by these shenanigans.


You didn't catch the smile on the Gov's face when they showed up to rescue Daryl?

Whoever said the Gov. was gonna send off Merle with them to be his mole earlier was right I think.
 
2013-02-10 09:21:57 PM  

One Bad Apple: Who was tonight's guests on Talking Dead ?


Glenn, for one. I forget who the other guest is.
 
2013-02-10 09:22:04 PM  

PsyLord: Protip, when liberating people from a hostile group, kill the leader.  Seriously, that would've been an easy shot.


Agreed, they could've popped him off quickly right then and there.

BURIAL DETAIL TIME
 
2013-02-10 09:22:40 PM  

eagles95: I am hopeful this is only temporary that Daryl is gone


We all are.
 
2013-02-10 09:23:16 PM  
if this white dude thinks he's gonna overpower Carl, he's gonna get his head blown clean off
 
2013-02-10 09:23:21 PM  
"Just a little kid...." LOL!
 
2013-02-10 09:23:35 PM  
One Bad Apple

Neither Daryl nor Merle are in the comic so that ties things up nicely


doesn't matter, Daryl is awesome
 
2013-02-10 09:24:19 PM  
Subtlety of a goddamn Abrams.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:19 PM  
Well, I think we've found Carl's first victim. Also, I will be sad if the blond girl bites the dust anytime soon.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:21 PM  
Oh Oh...Badass Carl about to cap some asses i suspect
 
2013-02-10 09:24:27 PM  
Way to step up new T-Dogg
 
2013-02-10 09:24:42 PM  
I think it's dead, Glen.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:44 PM  
I like Tyrese. Fark that new guy.

Also, Glenn is SO goddamn badass.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:47 PM  
I still can't believe how clean and scratch-free that Hyundai is.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:47 PM  
Merle will probably do something stupid by the end of the episode.
 
2013-02-10 09:24:57 PM  
BITE DOWN ON THE CURB
 
2013-02-10 09:24:58 PM  
They're new and don't know not to fark with Carl yet... Or glen for that matter.
 
2013-02-10 09:25:25 PM  
Glen might have some anger issues
 
2013-02-10 09:25:45 PM  

NeoCortex42: I still can't believe how clean and scratch-free that Hyundai is.


Even in the post-apocalyptic future, sponsored vehicles still look great.
 
2013-02-10 09:25:51 PM  

Rincewind53: I like Tyrese. Fark that new guy.

Also, Glenn is SO goddamn badass.


Yes, he is.
 
2013-02-10 09:25:53 PM  
Man, you were right. Real World: Apocalypse.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:05 PM  
Glen needed to let off some steam there.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:50 PM  
Don't be like that Glen
 
2013-02-10 09:27:05 PM  
I love how they have conversations with walkers just roaming around in the background. It's so eerie.
 
2013-02-10 09:27:09 PM  
I love the walkers in the forest milling around
 
2013-02-10 09:27:30 PM  
Stompity Bompity Romper Room
WTG Glenn
 
2013-02-10 09:27:32 PM  
I'd still take living with the Governor than going out on my own.
 
2013-02-10 09:27:40 PM  

psychicdeath99: Glen needed to let off some steam there.




Or give Maggie a good hard farken...
 
2013-02-10 09:27:55 PM  
why did Andrea stay
 
2013-02-10 09:28:15 PM  
Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.
 
2013-02-10 09:28:19 PM  
Ah...people bailing. The Governor can't have that.
 
2013-02-10 09:28:45 PM  
shoooooot him! shoooooooooot him!
 
2013-02-10 09:28:47 PM  
Welcome back, Andrea. We missed your balls.
 
2013-02-10 09:28:47 PM  

Rincewind53: Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.


Time for a KFC commercial, I think.
 
2013-02-10 09:28:59 PM  
Oh I hope the bratty archer girls gets killed.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:04 PM  
Do it Andrea
 
2013-02-10 09:29:06 PM  
I'm trying to sleep! Lol
 
2013-02-10 09:29:10 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: why did Andrea stay




She's an idiot.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:11 PM  

A Fark Handle: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: A Fark Handle: anyone have a link to a streaming feed of this they would like to share as my cable is out?

It'll rerun Friday and next Sunday night.

if i wanted to watch then, i wouldn't be looking for it now.  can anyone help a brother out?


go to stream2me.com they have all stations that are on cable feeds.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:19 PM  
well,  he did something.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: Rincewind53: Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.

Time for a KFC commercial, I think.


Crown Royal commercial, actually. Also appropriate.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:31 PM  
Man, I was hoping the town zombie invasion would be WAY more eventful.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:34 PM  
"Mumble mumble, some things I have to myself...."
 
2013-02-10 09:30:38 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: why did Andrea stay


Can't quit the cawk cold turkey ?
 
2013-02-10 09:30:52 PM  
Pick up the magazine you dropped, Andrea.  They are hard to get.
 
2013-02-10 09:31:03 PM  
Brick-House

oi_piss_me_off: why did Andrea stay

She's an idiot



I believe it
 
2013-02-10 09:31:09 PM  

Rincewind53: NeoCortex42: Rincewind53: Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.

Time for a KFC commercial, I think.

Crown Royal commercial, actually. Also appropriate.


Man now I'm all hungry. Thanks Rincy.
 
2013-02-10 09:31:41 PM  
Is it true they are filming season 4 already....and also that metal gear game looks like total shiat
 
2013-02-10 09:31:44 PM  

Trocadero: I'm trying to sleep! Lol


KNOCK IT OFF YOU DAMN KIDS. Daddy's trying to sleep.


lol
 
2013-02-10 09:31:54 PM  
I meant stream2watch.me

Sorry had the wrong link.
 
2013-02-10 09:31:56 PM  
The Odinsleep does absolutely nothing for his crankiness.
 
2013-02-10 09:32:29 PM  
One Bad Apple

oi_piss_me_off: why did Andrea stay

Can't quit the cawk cold turkey ?



I'm sure she could have taken it with her, it'll be like a battery-less vibrator
 
2013-02-10 09:32:43 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: why did Andrea stay


When she looked down at the girl that Maggie shot dead, it seemed like she was upset at the group for killing her. I think it was the archer lady, but I'm not certain. Basically, I think that she is staying to help lead everyone who can't fend for themselves. Either that, or she still has crappy taste in men.
 
2013-02-10 09:32:50 PM  

eagles95: Is it true they are filming season 4 already....and also that metal gear game looks like total shiat


I remember when Metal Gear games had some kind of stealth aspect to them.

Doesn't really seem to be the case with the new one.
 
2013-02-10 09:33:04 PM  
Bring on the Daryl and Merle Road Show!
 
2013-02-10 09:33:09 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Rincewind53: NeoCortex42: Rincewind53: Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.

Time for a KFC commercial, I think.

Crown Royal commercial, actually. Also appropriate.

Man now I'm all hungry. Thanks Rincy.


I'll eat you, if you want.
 
2013-02-10 09:33:34 PM  

oi_piss_me_off:


I'm sure she could have taken it with her, it'll be like a battery-less vibrator


[notsureifaroused.jpeg]
 
2013-02-10 09:33:37 PM  
Wait, so the previous one was really "The Next to Last Exorcism"?
 
2013-02-10 09:33:43 PM  
AMC Exec: We need a new reality show concept.I KNOW!! TAXIDERMY!! TAXIDERMY EQUALS RATINGS!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:34:36 PM  
Here comes the clean Hyundai!
 
2013-02-10 09:34:50 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Bring on the Daryl and Merle Road Show!


They should try and form a Def Leppard cover band and go on tour.
 
2013-02-10 09:34:57 PM  

Rincewind53: we'refromthesamestory: Rincewind53: NeoCortex42: Rincewind53: Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.

Time for a KFC commercial, I think.

Crown Royal commercial, actually. Also appropriate.

Man now I'm all hungry. Thanks Rincy.

I'll eat you, if you want.


*raises hand*  me next
 
2013-02-10 09:35:21 PM  
Tencolin

When she looked down at the girl that Maggie shot dead, it seemed like she was upset at the group for killing her. I think it was the archer lady, but I'm not certain. Basically, I think that she is staying to help lead everyone who can't fend for themselves. Either that, or she still has crappy taste in men.

Ah, i wondered who she was looking at.


One Bad Apple

oi_piss_me_off:


I'm sure she could have taken it with her, it'll be like a battery-less vibrator

[notsureifaroused.jpeg]



i'm always serious. Always. O_O
 
2013-02-10 09:35:34 PM  
Am I crazy or did Andrew Lincoln grow some more wrinkles/gray hairs?
 
2013-02-10 09:35:46 PM  
#RIPTwoDog
 
2013-02-10 09:35:46 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: Here comes the clean Hyundai!


Not sure where Glen gets the soap and water to keep washing it.
 
2013-02-10 09:36:04 PM  
So rick is going to comfort Carol? WTF
 
2013-02-10 09:36:10 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Bring on the Daryl and Merle Road Show!


I'd watch that. Two wacky redneck brothers and their adventures in the post apocalyptic deep south.
 
2013-02-10 09:36:16 PM  
Poor Carol. She was just learning to love again!
 
2013-02-10 09:36:20 PM  
Carol: He's gone?!?!
Rick: Well you know what they say, three hands are better than one.
 
2013-02-10 09:36:41 PM  
"Barbeques and picnics - that ends now."

Awesome.
 
2013-02-10 09:37:25 PM  
Hahaha.

"Your friends killed Gargulio"
 
2013-02-10 09:37:25 PM  
Boning?
 
2013-02-10 09:37:32 PM  
i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl
 
2013-02-10 09:37:52 PM  
....aaaaaannnnndddd Andrea gets a clue.
 
2013-02-10 09:38:20 PM  
Let it.  The governor is busy
 
2013-02-10 09:38:28 PM  
Did she just give Rick the look?
 
2013-02-10 09:38:43 PM  
Rick might get a little teen action
 
2013-02-10 09:38:52 PM  
Rick better watch his back... Carl's squeeze just kissed him.
 
2013-02-10 09:38:58 PM  

Rincewind53: we'refromthesamestory: Rincewind53: NeoCortex42: Rincewind53: Mmmmm.... dead people. Tasty, tasty dead people.

Time for a KFC commercial, I think.

Crown Royal commercial, actually. Also appropriate.

Man now I'm all hungry. Thanks Rincy.

I'll eat you, if you want.


In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:14 PM  

noblehammer16: Did she just give Rick the look?


yeah, wtf is that?
 
2013-02-10 09:39:50 PM  
Do not fuk with Carl.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:54 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.


Well, let's just say that I've got a container of Old Bay on hand.
 
2013-02-10 09:40:21 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl


She is, but they are both attracted to people their names rhyme with.
 
2013-02-10 09:40:36 PM  
ring ring ring the phone is for you rick
 
2013-02-10 09:40:36 PM  
i think he's going to smother the baby
 
2013-02-10 09:40:45 PM  
oooo...crazy moment
 
2013-02-10 09:40:57 PM  
Rick is still cray cray for phone calls.
 
2013-02-10 09:40:58 PM  
Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...
 
2013-02-10 09:41:15 PM  
Oh sh*t, Rick's gone all dissociative again.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:31 PM  

Rincewind53: we'refromthesamestory: In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.

Well, let's just say that I've got a container of Old Bay on hand.


Unless you're calling my vagina fishy, :(.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:39 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: Kentucky Fried Children: Bring on the Daryl and Merle Road Show!

I'd watch that. Two wacky redneck brothers and their adventures in the post apocalyptic deep south.


One part redneck misadventures, add a sprinkling of Mad Max, and VOILA instant classic.

Also, wtf's wrong with the baby?  Turning into a zombie?
 
2013-02-10 09:41:45 PM  

yookaloco: oi_piss_me_off: i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl

She is, but they are both attracted to people their names rhyme with.


Who isn't?

Sincerely,

Nate Flupton
 
2013-02-10 09:41:47 PM  
Dr Pepper: Be one of a kind, just like everyone else.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:47 PM  

yookaloco: oi_piss_me_off: i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl

She is, but they are both attracted to people their names rhyme with.


You can't be chosey during the Zombie Apocalypse.
 
2013-02-10 09:41:56 PM  

Rincewind53: we'refromthesamestory: In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.

Well, let's just say that I've got a container of Old Bay on hand.


yummy....wait...
 
2013-02-10 09:42:33 PM  

Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...


No. Hawkeye did it on M*A*S*H*
 
2013-02-10 09:42:51 PM  
yookaloco


She is, but they are both attracted to people their names rhyme with.

Ah, makes sense
 
2013-02-10 09:42:55 PM  

Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...


i think they did it on MASH. Except they sub'd a chicken for a crying baby
 
2013-02-10 09:43:04 PM  

D2theMcV: yookaloco: oi_piss_me_off: i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl

She is, but they are both attracted to people their names rhyme with.

Who isn't?

Sincerely,

Nate Flupton


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-02-10 09:43:22 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: i always thought that Carol was a lot older than Daryl


Norman Reedus is 42. I know that isn't necessarily his age on the show but I don't think the age difference is meant to be significant.
 
2013-02-10 09:43:30 PM  

Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...


IT WAS A CHICKEN!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:43:42 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: i think he's going to smother the baby


Only if he thinks it's a chicken...
 
2013-02-10 09:43:46 PM  

D2theMcV: Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...

No. Hawkeye did it on M*A*S*H*


Hawkeye just told the Korean lady to keep the baby quiet and she smothered it.
 
2013-02-10 09:43:48 PM  

D2theMcV: Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...

No. Hawkeye did it on M*A*S*H*


Rick's crazy enough he'll probably imagine he's killing a baby while preparing a chicken dinner.
 
2013-02-10 09:43:55 PM  
EEEEW SMOKERS ARE TOTES GROSS, Y'ALL

These ads are ridiculous... just like the cigarette lobby wants them to be.  Made the ads so ridiculous teenagers will write them off, and profit when they want to try your product

/tinfoil hat
 
2013-02-10 09:44:01 PM  

Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...


www.vh1.com

Peg Bundy wants a word with you
 
2013-02-10 09:44:04 PM  
No wonder that kid can't get any girls, he is like a psychopath,
 
2013-02-10 09:44:22 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Rincewind53: we'refromthesamestory: In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.

Well, let's just say that I've got a container of Old Bay on hand.

Unless you're calling my vagina fishy, :(.


This IS a zombie thread!

 

Methadone Girls: yummy....wait...


Om nom nom Old Bay braiiiiiiiins
 
2013-02-10 09:44:50 PM  

Public Call Box: oi_piss_me_off: i think he's going to smother the baby

Only if he thinks it's a chicken...


Now I want fried chicken.  Damnit.
 
2013-02-10 09:45:22 PM  

IronTom: No wonder that kid can't get any girls, he is like a psychopath,


Bad boys get mad amounts of pussy.
 
2013-02-10 09:45:22 PM  

Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: yummy....wait...

Om nom nom Old Bay braiiiiiiiins


This could be good...
 
2013-02-10 09:45:38 PM  

NeoCortex42: D2theMcV: Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...

No. Hawkeye did it on M*A*S*H*

Rick's crazy enough he'll probably imagine he's killing a baby while preparing a chicken dinner.


Sponsored by KFC.
 
2013-02-10 09:46:23 PM  
Andrea leader time!


... Gov don't like that
 
2013-02-10 09:46:40 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Rincewind53: we'refromthesamestory: In what way? Because one sounds sexy, and one sounds awful.

Well, let's just say that I've got a container of Old Bay on hand.

Unless you're calling my vagina fishy, :(.


Zombie vaginas?
 
2013-02-10 09:46:48 PM  
You can have my chicken parm.
 
2013-02-10 09:46:59 PM  
I don't get why the entire town is so willing to listen to the new girl just because she's bangin the governor.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:00 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Rincewind53: Methadone Girls: yummy....wait...

Om nom nom Old Bay braiiiiiiiins

This could be good...


Jokes on him.  There's no brains here.  :p

Also, way to step up Andrea
 
2013-02-10 09:47:02 PM  
Andrea is gonna get herself killed if she keeps talking like that.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:08 PM  
... that, or the Gov is doing some creepy window 'baitin
 
2013-02-10 09:47:09 PM  
Andrea is trying to be what the Governor SHOULD be.

That's gotta' be the only reason she stays
 
2013-02-10 09:47:13 PM  
Andrea's a leadership-havin' sumbiatch.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:29 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: ....aaaaaannnnndddd Andrea gets a clue.


apparently not.
 
2013-02-10 09:47:54 PM  
Let's face it, the only reason Andrea is still alive is because it's fiction.
 
2013-02-10 09:48:11 PM  
Aaaannnnd, Carol is a stronger woman. She even got some character development!

This is pretty remarkable for this show.
 
2013-02-10 09:48:34 PM  
someone has a Daryll crush...besides me that is
 
2013-02-10 09:48:51 PM  
And she puts out
 
2013-02-10 09:48:58 PM  

psychicdeath99: D2theMcV: Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...

No. Hawkeye did it on M*A*S*H*

Hawkeye just told the Korean lady to keep the baby quiet and she smothered it.


Was that how it went down? I was thinking he threw the baby against the side of the bus. It's been a long time! Makes sense Hawkeye was too big a pussy to kill it himself.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:03 PM  
LOL lil asskicker
 
2013-02-10 09:49:09 PM  

Rincewind53: Aaaannnnd, Carol is a stronger woman. She even got some character development!

This is pretty remarkable for this show.


Character development is this shows death sentence


We'll miss you Carol
 
2013-02-10 09:49:14 PM  
Her real name is Asskicker. It's canon, it's written down.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:19 PM  
Little asskicker!

Stormageddon approves.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:20 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Let's face it, the only reason Andrea is still alive is because it's fiction.


I mean, all of these saps would be dead. Except maybe Daryl.

But seriously though, Andrea is.... urrrghh. So bad.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:27 PM  
Stormagedden has a challenger.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:55 PM  

One Bad Apple: Rincewind53: Aaaannnnd, Carol is a stronger woman. She even got some character development!

This is pretty remarkable for this show.

Character development is this shows death sentence


We'll miss you Carol


It's true, the minute T-Dog got some character development it was BAM. Dead the next moment.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:33 PM  
Oh Hershel.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:46 PM  
Awww.... Hershel/Glenn bonding. After almost a year, he's gotten over his curmudgeonliness!
 
2013-02-10 09:50:47 PM  
Dammit, eight seconds. Damn typo corrections.
 
2013-02-10 09:51:04 PM  

Rincewind53: One Bad Apple: Rincewind53: Aaaannnnd, Carol is a stronger woman. She even got some character development!

This is pretty remarkable for this show.

Character development is this shows death sentence


We'll miss you Carol

It's true, the minute T-Dog got some character development it was BAM. Dead the next moment.


RIP CAROL
 
2013-02-10 09:51:27 PM  
And her tits...
 
2013-02-10 09:51:58 PM  

Rincewind53: Awww.... Hershel/Glenn bonding. After almost a year, he's gotten over his curmudgeonliness!


Also, now that Ol' Man Herschel said "you're like a son to me" ...


RIP GLEN
 
2013-02-10 09:51:59 PM  
Glenn is Namming from his beatdown, and Maggie is recovering from rape taking off her shirt and hoiding her B-cups.
 
2013-02-10 09:52:08 PM  
Goddamn, I hate Chris Hardwick.
 
2013-02-10 09:52:19 PM  
WTF!!!!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:52:21 PM  

PsyLord: Andrea is gonna get herself killed if she keeps talking like that.


Good.
 
2013-02-10 09:52:26 PM  
Stephen Yuen and Kevin Smith on Talking Dead... I maaaay want to watch that for once.
 
2013-02-10 09:52:32 PM  
Holy crap, Kevin Smith isn't dressed like a total slob!
 
2013-02-10 09:52:49 PM  
Couch of Death?
 
2013-02-10 09:53:16 PM  
Steven Yuen is on the Death Couch.
 
2013-02-10 09:53:32 PM  
Twilight with Witches looks horrible.
 
2013-02-10 09:53:35 PM  
I know it's "artsy" and all, but I see no attraction to seeing episodes in black & white. Is it just a bone thrown to the book fans?
 
2013-02-10 09:53:58 PM  
Is this some shiatty Twilight knockoff they're advertising?

/... I thought it'd be impossible for something to be worse than Twilight
//THESE ARE THE END TIMES
 
2013-02-10 09:54:05 PM  
Wasn't the previous showrunner on that couch a few months back?
 
2013-02-10 09:54:14 PM  
Man, I need someone to hate watch Beautiful Creatures with me.
 
2013-02-10 09:54:20 PM  

Brick-House: Couch of Death?


Is that like Death Bed: The Bed that Eats?
 
2013-02-10 09:54:31 PM  

D2theMcV: I know it's "artsy" and all, but I see no attraction to seeing episodes in black & white. Is it just a bone thrown to the book fans?


Pretty much, yeah.
 
2013-02-10 09:54:47 PM  

RepoManTSM: Twilight with Witches looks horrible.


The chick from Shameless against the Borgia Pope? Is this a Showtime project?
 
2013-02-10 09:54:47 PM  
I'd be perfectly OK with Kevin Smith being eaten by zombies on his way home.
 
2013-02-10 09:54:49 PM  
Would someone please get Andrea on that fooling couch!
 
2013-02-10 09:54:53 PM  
Quite trying to put Chipolte in my Taco Bell. I want quantity over quality when I go there.
 
2013-02-10 09:55:40 PM  
PS that new AVP game looks pretty sick

/GET SOME
 
2013-02-10 09:55:41 PM  

D2theMcV: I know it's "artsy" and all, but I see no attraction to seeing episodes in black & white. Is it just a bone thrown to the book fans?


It could make a difference. The Mist is amazing in black and white. I won't even watch the color version of that movie anymore.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:00 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: PS that new AVP game looks pretty sick

/GET SOME


No Predator. Just marines and xenos.
 
2013-02-10 09:56:03 PM  

Rincewind53: Stephen Yuen and Kevin Smith on Talking Dead... I maaaay want to watch that for once.


The CMPunk/  Yvette Brown from Community was the best episode of the 1st half of this season. And I will tolerate Kevin Smith for this. His podcast isnt that bad though
 
2013-02-10 09:56:06 PM  
Wow a Aliens Colonial Marines game? Hell, will there be star wars video games next?
 
2013-02-10 09:56:52 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: PS that new AVP AVM game looks pretty sick

/GET SOME

 
2013-02-10 09:57:01 PM  
Carol going after Creepy McRapist.
 
2013-02-10 09:57:26 PM  
Carol making new friends with Chester the molester
 
2013-02-10 09:57:26 PM  

eagles95: The CMPunk/  Yvette Brown from Community was the best episode of the 1st half of this season.


That's...an interesting combo.
 
2013-02-10 09:57:32 PM  
Time to earn your keep Three-Dog Night!
 
2013-02-10 09:57:39 PM  
Line em up.
 
2013-02-10 09:57:45 PM  
Please no one die in the next 180 seconds...
 
2013-02-10 09:57:51 PM  

eagles95: Rincewind53: Stephen Yuen and Kevin Smith on Talking Dead... I maaaay want to watch that for once.

The CMPunk/  Yvette Brown from Community was the best episode of the 1st half of this season. And I will tolerate Kevin Smith for this. His podcast isnt that bad though


that one was surprisingly good
 
2013-02-10 09:58:32 PM  

Rincewind53: Please no one die in the next 180 seconds...


Someone must be doomed then
 
2013-02-10 09:58:37 PM  
I WANT DARYL BACK!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:59:20 PM  

Rincewind53: Please no one die in the next 180 seconds...


Show goes over - ends 2 minutes past the hour.
 
2013-02-10 09:59:47 PM  
peer pressure.  For the win....WTF...Fark off Lori
 
2013-02-10 09:59:57 PM  
Welcome aboard. Here are some complementary red t shirts
 
2013-02-10 09:59:58 PM  
Someone please die.
 
2013-02-10 10:00:04 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Rincewind53: Please no one die in the next 180 seconds...

Show goes over - ends 2 minutes past the hour.


Goddamn it.

Rick IS wrong on this, though. I think this is the first turn-around moment of Rick from KILL ALL HUMANS to KILL ONLY SOME HUMANS.
 
2013-02-10 10:00:32 PM  
Goddamnit, now even Lori is back in the show... fark fark fark
 
2013-02-10 10:00:33 PM  
Ghost lorrie
 
2013-02-10 10:00:33 PM  
Ghost Lori
 
2013-02-10 10:00:39 PM  
Oooooooooooh, nice creepy shot there.
 
2013-02-10 10:00:40 PM  
ooOOoo, Rick is losing his mind!
 
2013-02-10 10:00:41 PM  
umm... wat?

uh-oh, rick's melting down again
 
2013-02-10 10:00:43 PM  
Oh goddamn it I spoke too soon. He still CRAZY.
 
2013-02-10 10:00:46 PM  
Dammit, stay dead, Bitach!
 
2013-02-10 10:00:50 PM  
oooohhh...Crazy Rick
 
2013-02-10 10:00:51 PM  
CRAZY RICK!
 
2013-02-10 10:01:14 PM  
Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.
 
2013-02-10 10:01:19 PM  
Rick is going a bit nutty. Either that, or the walkers have a plan and are about to play All Along the Watchtower.
 
2013-02-10 10:01:35 PM  
Melting down like the wicked which of the west
 
2013-02-10 10:01:36 PM  
Rick is losing his shiat again.
 
2013-02-10 10:01:45 PM  
Rick is crazy! Well, even more crazy.
 
2013-02-10 10:01:56 PM  
And Rick goes crazy.

/this hour went by too fast
 
2013-02-10 10:02:02 PM  

Brick-House: Ghost lorrie


psychicdeath99: Ghost Lori


DING DING DING DING
 
2013-02-10 10:02:10 PM  
CooCoo for coco puffs!
 
2013-02-10 10:02:12 PM  
Farking hell. Rick, stop  f*cking things up for everyone.
 
2013-02-10 10:02:19 PM  
Crazy Rick is crazy!
 
2013-02-10 10:02:22 PM  
remember when Lori flipped an SUV on a totally empty road?

CARL GET IN THE HOUSE!!!1111111111111
 
2013-02-10 10:02:34 PM  
I'm sorry Tyrese, Rick's not home right now.
 
2013-02-10 10:02:58 PM  
Crazy Rick is bat-shiat...

/gets more popcorn
 
2013-02-10 10:03:02 PM  
Yeah, mental illnesses and hallucinations typically don't get better by themselves.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:08 PM  
That wasn't unsettling at all.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:27 PM  
Time for Carl to step up as leader.

eagles95: oooohhh...Crazy Rick


Kentucky Fried Children: CRAZY RICK!


Off by one second.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:48 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: PsyLord: Andrea is gonna get herself killed if she keeps talking like that.

Good.


api.ning.com
 
2013-02-10 10:04:01 PM  
Anyone know when the second compendium of the comic book will be published? Read the first one and don't want to buy a bunch of the individual comics.
 
2013-02-10 10:04:32 PM  
Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.
 
2013-02-10 10:04:38 PM  
Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
 
2013-02-10 10:04:40 PM  

JosephFinn: eagles95: The CMPunk/  Yvette Brown from Community was the best episode of the 1st half of this season.

That's...an interesting combo.


It was an interesting mix of Punk knowing the comics very well and loving the show and Yvette being a HUGE fan. They have a weird sense of humor that played well.
 
2013-02-10 10:05:10 PM  

Trocadero: Kentucky Fried Children: PS that new AVP game looks pretty sick

/GET SOME

No Predator. Just marines and xenos.


Ah, well it still looks pretty damn entertaining from the ads

/could be disappointed
//hope I won't be
///also, will a walker eat Kevin Smith right now? kthnx
 
2013-02-10 10:05:20 PM  
OK, I find Glenn's John Waters mustache to be a little disturbing. (Talking Dead)
 
2013-02-10 10:05:25 PM  
Would rather have two hours of Walking Dead, but an hour of Talking Dead is fine.
 
2013-02-10 10:05:48 PM  
That is some fiercesome mustache on Stephan.
 
2013-02-10 10:05:50 PM  
Next week, Rick does a "tomorrow and tomorrow" solioquoy while yelling at ghost MacRick.
 
2013-02-10 10:05:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: Anyone know when the second compendium of the comic book will be published? Read the first one and don't want to buy a bunch of the individual comics.


It's already out. And it's awesome.
 
2013-02-10 10:06:18 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Time for Carl to step up as leader.

eagles95: oooohhh...Crazy Rick

Kentucky Fried Children: CRAZY RICK!

Off by one second.


damn
 
2013-02-10 10:06:19 PM  
Kevin Smith on Talking Dead = Not watching Talking Dead
 
2013-02-10 10:06:45 PM  
Glen like balls
 
2013-02-10 10:06:55 PM  

iamspartanseven: psychicdeath99: Anyone know when the second compendium of the comic book will be published? Read the first one and don't want to buy a bunch of the individual comics.

It's already out. And it's awesome.


Cool. I'll have to visit Amazon later.
 
2013-02-10 10:07:00 PM  

Brick-House: Carol making new friends with Chester the molester


Just comforting him after two-dog died.  or was she?
 
2013-02-10 10:07:09 PM  

yookaloco: Yeah, mental illnesses and hallucinations typically don't get better by themselves.


Crazy white people with assault weapons and mental illness. That cant possibly happen in the real world
 
2013-02-10 10:07:12 PM  

NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.


Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.
 
2013-02-10 10:07:20 PM  
Balls! Balls! Balls! Yay Balls!
 
2013-02-10 10:07:43 PM  
I hope Tyrese and co get welcomed back after Rick pops some Xanax...

/fark, HURRY UP NEXT SUNDAY
 
2013-02-10 10:07:53 PM  

IronTom: Brick-House: Carol making new friends with Chester the molester

Just comforting him after two-dog died.  or was she?


With Daryl out of the way, she's a cougar on the prowl.
 
2013-02-10 10:08:11 PM  

RepoManTSM: Balls! Balls! Balls! Yay Balls!


Geoff Peterson?
 
2013-02-10 10:08:38 PM  

Brick-House: Glen like balls


www.dadwagon.com

/Carl="Wyatt Twerp"
 
2013-02-10 10:09:49 PM  
So it looks like next week we'll get a taste of the Daryl and Merle Road Warrior Variety Hour?

/hope so
 
2013-02-10 10:10:21 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: So it looks like next week we'll get a taste of the Daryl and Merle Road Warrior Variety Hour?

/hope so


Doomsday Pickers?
 
2013-02-10 10:10:26 PM  

Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.

Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.


I'm just saying, the shorts and having his legs up on the couch isn't doing him any favors.
 
2013-02-10 10:10:46 PM  
I really hope Gov goes on Walking Dead this season. I'd love to hear his take on the character
 
2013-02-10 10:10:50 PM  
Is Kevin Smith trying to hide an erection?
 
2013-02-10 10:10:59 PM  
Cut off his dick.
 
2013-02-10 10:11:31 PM  

psychicdeath99: iamspartanseven: psychicdeath99: Anyone know when the second compendium of the comic book will be published? Read the first one and don't want to buy a bunch of the individual comics.

It's already out. And it's awesome.

Cool. I'll have to visit Amazon later.


As much as I hate waiting so long to catch up, the compendiums are really the easiest way to collect it all. I love having it all right there in one place (or two, I guess).
 
2013-02-10 10:12:06 PM  
HAHA so it was that stupid Archery Girl that bit it in the deathmatch raid
 
2013-02-10 10:12:39 PM  
Damn. Too bad Haley was a Woodbury redshirt walking. She was cute.
 
2013-02-10 10:12:47 PM  
Haley did die!! WHOOHOO
 
2013-02-10 10:12:48 PM  
Freakshow reminds me of that reality/competition show SciFi did a few years back.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:22 PM  

tinderfitles: Is Kevin Smith trying to hide an erection?


looks like it
 
2013-02-10 10:13:30 PM  

yookaloco: Kentucky Fried Children: So it looks like next week we'll get a taste of the Daryl and Merle Road Warrior Variety Hour?

/hope so

Doomsday Pickers?


I'd watch the shiat out of that.

/this weeks episode: the guys find a stash of moon pies and RC cola
 
2013-02-10 10:13:32 PM  

eagles95: I really hope Gov goes on Walking Dead this season. I'd love to hear his take on the character


Yeah, he's good. The poor man's Liam Neeson. Unfortunately for him, nothing happens when you punch a zombie in the throat.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:33 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: HAHA so it was that stupid Archery Girl that bit it in the deathmatch raid


How could Archery Girl get killed? She was so accurate with her fancy bow.
 
2013-02-10 10:13:44 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Damn. Too bad Haley was a Woodbury redshirt walking. She was cute.


Even if she was Annoying Archery Girl.
 
2013-02-10 10:14:08 PM  

NeoCortex42: Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.

Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.

I'm just saying, the shorts and having his legs up on the couch isn't doing him any favors.


That's the kind of thing that he usually wears. He's a fat guy. He frequently refers to himself as a "fat guy". What's your effin' point? That he's a fat guy?
 
2013-02-10 10:14:44 PM  
Shut up, Lori Andrea Crazy Rick.
 
2013-02-10 10:15:05 PM  

yookaloco: eagles95: I really hope Gov goes on Walking Dead this season. I'd love to hear his take on the character

Yeah, he's good. The poor man's Liam Neeson. Unfortunately for him, nothing happens when you punch a zombie in the throat.


Hey, back when Darkman was a thing, Liam Neeson was the poor man's Liam Neeson.
 
2013-02-10 10:15:27 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: HAHA so it was that stupid Archery Girl that bit it in the deathmatch raid


Haha, yeah, I thought it was her when Andrea actually paused to look at her.

OtherLittleGuy: Damn. Too bad Haley was a Woodbury redshirt walking. She was cute.


I was kind of hoping that she would somehow make it back to the group. Then again, she was
a crappy archer, so I doubt she could contribute more.
 
2013-02-10 10:15:43 PM  

psychicdeath99: Kentucky Fried Children: HAHA so it was that stupid Archery Girl that bit it in the deathmatch raid

How could Archery Girl get killed? She was so accurate with her fancy bow.


She brought a bow to a gunfight.
 
2013-02-10 10:16:11 PM  

Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.

Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.

I'm just saying, the shorts and having his legs up on the couch isn't doing him any favors.

That's the kind of thing that he usually wears. He's a fat guy. He frequently refers to himself as a "fat guy". What's your effin' point? That he's a fat guy?


Well...yeah, that's pretty much it.
 
2013-02-10 10:16:56 PM  
I was thinking Rick was thinking about killing the baby.
 
2013-02-10 10:17:02 PM  
Why does Kevin Smith have a pillow on his lap?  Does he have a boner for Glenn or Chris?
 
2013-02-10 10:17:30 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Shut up, Lori Andrea Crazy Rick.


Not so much shut up, more like pop some Xanax / Zyprexa...
 
2013-02-10 10:18:32 PM  
Bunch of crud is a technical term
 
2013-02-10 10:19:13 PM  

PsyLord: Why does Kevin Smith have a pillow on his lap?  Does he have a boner for Glenn or Chris?


Why not Both.jpg
 
2013-02-10 10:20:09 PM  
Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?
 
2013-02-10 10:21:11 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?


Why not? He wanted Frodo to bone Sam Gangee.
 
2013-02-10 10:21:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?


... let's get weird tonight, gentlemen
 
2013-02-10 10:22:19 PM  

PsyLord: Why does Kevin Smith have a pillow on his lap?


Why does a man that fat sit Indian style on a couch??
 
2013-02-10 10:22:26 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?


www.theodoresworld.net
 
2013-02-10 10:22:32 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?


.... but with zombies.

/BRILLIANT!!
 
2013-02-10 10:22:43 PM  
This quickly escalated into a Kevin Smith hatefest......i'm not complaining...
 
2013-02-10 10:22:54 PM  
Did everyone on stage forget that he also hallucinated gunning down Shane again? It doesn't seem like such a huge leap from that to seeing dead Lori.
 
2013-02-10 10:23:48 PM  

knbber2: PsyLord: Why does Kevin Smith have a pillow on his lap?

Why does a man that fat sit Indian style on a couch??


To show off his luscious gams, of course.

Oh, and for that last post, just imagine the cover of the film Ghost in there. New interface farking hates me.
 
2013-02-10 10:24:19 PM  

eagles95: This quickly escalated into a Kevin Smith hatefest......i'm not complaining...


I didn't plan on contributing to any hate towards the man, but he is being quite useless tonight.
 
2013-02-10 10:24:49 PM  

yookaloco: To show off his luscious gams, of course.


I just threw up in my mouth.
 
2013-02-10 10:25:22 PM  
not his baby.

/they suggested it on Talking Dead/

./ hope Four-Dog comes back
 
2013-02-10 10:25:39 PM  
I want a Bruce Campbell cameo on the show. Nothing fancy, just him in the distance in the background of a scene, mowing down a few walkers with a chainsaw.
 
2013-02-10 10:26:48 PM  
Shut UP Kevin Smith!

/bring back Andrea's sis
 
2013-02-10 10:27:01 PM  

psychicdeath99: I want a Bruce Campbell cameo on the show. Nothing fancy, just him in the distance in the background of a scene, mowing down a few walkers with a chainsaw.


Smart.
 
2013-02-10 10:27:20 PM  

eagles95: This quickly escalated into a Kevin Smith hatefest......i'm not complaining...


All the stupid over the top hatred for the man is one of the reasons I don't come here much anymore, it really just stinks of sad envy.
/I am a fanboy
//Nicest famous person i've ever met.
 
2013-02-10 10:28:03 PM  
img215.imageshack.us


Dale was worthless
 
2013-02-10 10:28:35 PM  
Why would anyone want Dale back!?! Of all those who have died, I've never been happier to see one of them go as I was when Dale got eated! That includes Lori.

And WTF is Kevin Smith talking about "didn't see a body?" How is Carl shooting her in the head not good enough for him?!?!?
 
2013-02-10 10:29:14 PM  

walrusonion: eagles95: This quickly escalated into a Kevin Smith hatefest......i'm not complaining...

All the stupid over the top hatred for the man is one of the reasons I don't come here much anymore, it really just stinks of sad envy.
/I am a fanboy
//Nicest famous person i've ever met.


I like his podcast a lot. I like his movies. Tonight i just am not into him.
 
2013-02-10 10:30:21 PM  
BRING BACK SOFIA!
 
2013-02-10 10:30:57 PM  

eagles95: walrusonion: eagles95: This quickly escalated into a Kevin Smith hatefest......i'm not complaining...

All the stupid over the top hatred for the man is one of the reasons I don't come here much anymore, it really just stinks of sad envy.
/I am a fanboy
//Nicest famous person i've ever met.

I like his podcast a lot. I like his movies. Tonight i just am not into him.


Someone in the audience should just get up to the mic and ask Smith for his thoughts on the new Superman movie. Get that ball rolling.

I seriously never get tired of that story.
 
2013-02-10 10:31:23 PM  

PsyLord: BRING BACK SOFIA!


Where'd she go? Better send out a search party...
 
2013-02-10 10:33:08 PM  

NeoCortex42: eagles95: walrusonion: eagles95: This quickly escalated into a Kevin Smith hatefest......i'm not complaining...

All the stupid over the top hatred for the man is one of the reasons I don't come here much anymore, it really just stinks of sad envy.
/I am a fanboy
//Nicest famous person i've ever met.

I like his podcast a lot. I like his movies. Tonight i just am not into him.

Someone in the audience should just get up to the mic and ask Smith for his thoughts on the new Superman movie. Get that ball rolling.

I seriously never get tired of that story.


JESUS CHRIST NO!!!!
 
2013-02-10 10:33:45 PM  

psychicdeath99: PsyLord: BRING BACK SOFIA!

Where'd she go? Better send out a search party...


welp, there goes the rest of season 3
 
2013-02-10 10:36:05 PM  

psychicdeath99: OtherLittleGuy: Kevin Smith wanted Rick to fark a ghost?

Why not? He wanted Frodo to bone Sam Gangee.


Who didn't?
 
2013-02-10 10:36:47 PM  
Anyone wanna take bets on how long until they cancel the abortion of a show that is Comic Book Men?

/esp after they booted it from following Walking Dead
//I'm hoping... a month, or so.
///also enjoying this Kevin Smith Hater-fest, he was pretty cool up until he became a whiny biatch about Bruce Willis
 
2013-02-10 10:40:11 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Anyone wanna take bets on how long until they cancel the abortion of a show that is Comic Book Men?




I dunno. They have enough faith in it to make it the lead-in for 2 new shows, which is generally a good sign for a show.

OR

They're putting all their crap on Thursday and writing it all off.
 
2013-02-10 10:42:13 PM  

One Bad Apple: [img215.imageshack.us image 629x746]


Dale was worthless


Bullshiat.

Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.
 
2013-02-10 10:42:17 PM  

Malacon: Kentucky Fried Children: Anyone wanna take bets on how long until they cancel the abortion of a show that is Comic Book Men?

I dunno. They have enough faith in it to make it the lead-in for 2 new shows, which is generally a good sign for a show.

OR

They're putting all their crap on Thursday and writing it all off.


I'm hoping for the latter, simply to never have to see ads for it during Walking Dead again...
 
2013-02-10 10:42:47 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: HAHA so it was that stupid Archery Girl that bit it in the deathmatch raid


I like this version of Archery Girl much better...

ukzdl.co.uk
 
2013-02-10 10:42:57 PM  

Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: [img215.imageshack.us image 629x746]


Dale was worthless

Bullshiat.

Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.


Word.
 
2013-02-10 10:43:43 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-10 10:44:52 PM  
This film is not yet rated.

I'll rate it for them. Crap.
 
2013-02-10 10:44:59 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Anyone wanna take bets on how long until they cancel the abortion of a show that is Comic Book Men?

/esp after they booted it from following Walking Dead
//I'm hoping... a month, or so.
///also enjoying this Kevin Smith Hater-fest, he was pretty cool up until he became a whiny biatch about Bruce Willis


I live not too far away from that comic book shop and have frequented it for years.  After Comic Book Men showed how horribly they treat the customers and trash us behind our backs, especially the very few girls that are ever in there--screw Kevin Smith & his asshole friends.   Mike's always been nice, which really surprised me.  He isn't as bad as the other guys on the show but certainly does nothing to rein them in.
 
2013-02-10 10:45:35 PM  

Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.


And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.
 
2013-02-10 10:46:39 PM  

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.


If only the group had a lookout...
 
2013-02-10 10:48:00 PM  
I was thinking of that speech too, ha.
 
2013-02-10 10:51:24 PM  
I think it would be great if the show/ any actor got an emmy nomination for more than makeup/special effects.
 
2013-02-10 10:53:43 PM  

NeoCortex42: Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Craptastic: NeoCortex42: Kevin Smith is looking a bit like Jabba the Hutt on the couch there.

Yes. Kev is fat. Thanks for that revelation. It's not like he's ever admitted being fat.

I'm just saying, the shorts and having his legs up on the couch isn't doing him any favors.

That's the kind of thing that he usually wears. He's a fat guy. He frequently refers to himself as a "fat guy". What's your effin' point? That he's a fat guy?

Well...yeah, that's pretty much it.


Hmm. I was going to apologize for flying off the handle. I guess I won't waste my breath.
 
2013-02-10 10:56:11 PM  

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.


So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.
 
2013-02-10 10:56:58 PM  

Public Call Box:

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.


And you're delicious
 
2013-02-10 10:59:16 PM  

Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.


Except for, you know, the whole cannibalistic walking corpse thing.
 
2013-02-10 10:59:42 PM  
Will loser fanboys keep biatching about season 2 and continue watching a show they hate just so they can complain about it on Fark?
 
2013-02-10 11:00:57 PM  

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.

And you're delicious


Quite probably.

Still doesn't make you right.
 
2013-02-10 11:01:01 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Will loser fanboys keep biatching about season 2 and continue watching a show they hate just so they can complain about it on Fark?


It's about half a season too late to be posting that question.
 
2013-02-10 11:01:11 PM  
Kirkman will be on next week? Awkward!
 
2013-02-10 11:02:14 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Will loser fanboys keep biatching about season 2 and continue watching a show they hate just so they can complain about it on Fark?


Only because the show picks up again in Season 3.
 
2013-02-10 11:07:28 PM  
FINALLY!!!  MAGGIE!!
 
2013-02-10 11:12:31 PM  

Public Call Box:


Quite probably.

Still doesn't make you right.


Being right is a privilege of the living. Morality is an artificial construct born from easy living. If survival means abandoning that then so be it. When things get cozy again it will likely redevelop.
 
2013-02-10 11:16:01 PM  

Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.


As it stands right now, the group does not have a large enough population to be sustainable for more than a generation or two.  Dale was an old man clinging to a society that was dead and gone.  While his goals may have been noble, the world of the Walking Dead is one where every moment is a struggle for survival.  Maybe when the situation is stabilized they can start thinking about those sorts of issues, but at the moment they have to think about what's going to get them to the next day.
 
2013-02-10 11:22:32 PM  

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Quite probably.

Still doesn't make you right.

Being right is a privilege of the living. Morality is an artificial construct born from easy living. If survival means abandoning that then so be it. When things get cozy again it will likely redevelop.


Sure, when all you've got left is Shanes I'm sure democracy would follow naturally.

So if you end the Walker apocalypse, have fun with that E-ticket to Somalialand.
 
2013-02-10 11:26:16 PM  

Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Quite probably.

Still doesn't make you right.

Being right is a privilege of the living. Morality is an artificial construct born from easy living. If survival means abandoning that then so be it. When things get cozy again it will likely redevelop.

Sure, when all you've got left is Shanes I'm sure democracy would follow naturally.

So if you end the Walker apocalypse, have fun with that E-ticket to Somalialand.


At least he'd make it that far. You're walker-chow. Hard to maintain (or regain) any morality when you're dead.
 
2013-02-10 11:26:17 PM  

Mentat: Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.

As it stands right now, the group does not have a large enough population to be sustainable for more than a generation or two.  Dale was an old man clinging to a society that was dead and gone.  While his goals may have been noble, the world of the Walking Dead is one where every moment is a struggle for survival.  Maybe when the situation is stabilized they can start thinking about those sorts of issues, but at the moment they have to think about what's going to get them to the next day.


Yup, I agree. In the long run Dale's odds aren't good. But in the long run its the Dales that keep you sane.
 
2013-02-10 11:34:06 PM  

Public Call Box:

Sure, when all you've got left is Shanes I'm sure democracy would follow naturally.

So if you end the Walker apocalypse, have fun with that E-ticket to Somalialand.


What are you a farking creationist ? Do you think the concept of morality and fairness just spewed forth from some magically carved stone tablets ? That shiat is a LUXURY.
 
2013-02-10 11:39:10 PM  

Public Call Box: Yup, I agree. In the long run Dale's odds aren't good. But in the long run its the Dales that keep you sane.


The problem was that Dale didn't offer any solutions.  He demanded the group talk before killing Randall but then threw a tantrum when things didn't go his way.  He never offered a viable solution for how to deal with him.  Everyone else asked questions about juries and judges and imprisonment, but Dale never answered any of those questions.  Randall had already admitted to being part of a group that had raped young girls and that alone justified dealing with him.  At the risk of sounding sexist, fertile women are the most valuable people in the world in the Walking Dead universe.  If Dale's insistence on following a rule of law that no longer exists results in the loss of the few women the group has left, all of his rantings would amount to nothing.  The discussion they had was one that they should have had a month before the situation arose.
 
2013-02-10 11:45:14 PM  

One Bad Apple: What are you a farking creationist ? Do you think the concept of morality and fairness just spewed forth from some magically carved stone tablets ? That shiat is a LUXURY.


I wouldn't go that far.  Morality, regardless of its source, is a set of rules that allow society to function.  Dispensing with morality altogether would be just as destructive as trying to follow Dale's idealism.  What Dale never understood was that the rules had changed.  You can still choose to show mercy to someone, but the risk-reward of that choice is much different in the Walking Dead universe than in ours.
 
2013-02-11 12:02:53 AM  

Mentat: Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.

As it stands right now, the group does not have a large enough population to be sustainable for more than a generation or two.  Dale was an old man clinging to a society that was dead and gone.  While his goals may have been noble, the world of the Walking Dead is one where every moment is a struggle for survival.  Maybe when the situation is stabilized they can start thinking about those sorts of issues, but at the moment they have to think about what's going to get them to the next day.


You're not wrong but I liked the tension it Dale trying to stay civilized brought to the show. The morality vs survival trope works better with Dale alive.
 
2013-02-11 12:17:55 AM  

Trocadero: Oh shiat, is Rick gonna kill a baby? Now that would be a TV first...


I'm pretty sure Battlestar Galactica did that in the miniseries. Six was walking around Caprica, saw a baby and made small talk with the family, then snapped its neck as they were distracted with something.
 
2013-02-11 12:23:09 AM  

PsyLord: BRING BACK SOFIA!


The scene where she walked out of the barn was for me the most gut-wrenching thing I've seen on a tv show in a long long while.
 
2013-02-11 12:25:58 AM  
Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.
 
2013-02-11 12:40:55 AM  

Mentat: The problem was that Dale didn't offer any solutions.  He demanded the group talk before killing Randall but then threw a tantrum when things didn't go his way.  He never offered a viable solution for how to deal with him.  Everyone else asked questions about juries and judges and imprisonment, but Dale never answered any of those questions.


Dale represents Boomer society & mores, which have no place in the Zombie Apocalypse...
 
2013-02-11 12:53:33 AM  

doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.


What a huge plot hole. I demand more dinner and shower scenes!
 
2013-02-11 12:54:39 AM  
WTF was that speech by blond chick? All it was missing was the sweat hogs humming the Battle  hymn of the Republic.
 
2013-02-11 01:03:05 AM  
I wish I knew why I insist on reading the reviews on the av club right after it's posted. It's like Armond White started reviewing TV shows.
 
2013-02-11 01:05:25 AM  

doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.


They were eating in this episode.
 
2013-02-11 01:08:18 AM  

doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.


Shane took a pretty famous shower after he offed poor poor fat delicious Otis.

And there was much Farkette splooshing
 
2013-02-11 01:10:38 AM  
damnit Lori.  We killed you.  You aren't even a zombie to be re-killed.  That is cheating.
 
2013-02-11 01:29:48 AM  

RepoManTSM: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

What a huge plot hole. I demand more dinner and shower scenes!


As long as the shower scene involves Maggie I'm good with it..
 
2013-02-11 01:39:38 AM  

One Bad Apple: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

Shane took a pretty famous shower after he offed poor poor fat delicious Otis.

And there was much Farkette splooshing


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2013-02-11 01:49:20 AM  

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 755x578]


Making spelling worse than it has to be.

/saw a major network news site spell something "loosing" this morning
//has a sad
 
2013-02-11 01:52:02 AM  
I saw The Grammys and 'The Walking Dead' threads each had 453 posts, so I wanted to break the tie. Anything to prevent Adam Levine from winning.

/good ep.
 
2013-02-11 01:58:18 AM  

D2theMcV: And WTF is Kevin Smith talking about "didn't see a body?" How is Carl shooting her in the head not good enough for him?!?!?


They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?
 
2013-02-11 02:07:26 AM  

srhp29: They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?


no, but they showed Rick picking up the bullet that went through her head and into the concrete.
 
2013-02-11 02:14:56 AM  

log_jammin: srhp29: They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?

no, but they showed Rick picking up the bullet that went through her head and into the concrete.


Yes. I am of the opinion that Carl shot her, but even finding the bullet leaves it open for a zombie laurie to appear at some point.
 
2013-02-11 02:21:39 AM  

srhp29: but even finding the bullet leaves it open for a zombie laurie to appear at some point.


only if they really really really want that to happen, and apparently kevin smith really really really wants that to happen.
 
2013-02-11 03:15:46 AM  

srhp29: D2theMcV: And WTF is Kevin Smith talking about "didn't see a body?" How is Carl shooting her in the head not good enough for him?!?!?

They didn't really show Carl shoot her in the head, did they?


They showed the walker with the distended belly that obviously ate her corpse.
 
2013-02-11 03:16:10 AM  
So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.
 
2013-02-11 03:20:16 AM  
I guess crazyphone therapy doesn't always work.
 
2013-02-11 03:32:41 AM  

lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.


No. That was still her regular face.
 
2013-02-11 03:34:03 AM  
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2013-02-11 03:43:58 AM  

MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.


Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'
 
2013-02-11 03:57:15 AM  
Walking pointless subplots with the occasional dead thing.  Like MTV and music videos!
 
2013-02-11 03:59:49 AM  

lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'


She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.
 
2013-02-11 05:08:15 AM  
Dale was a useless asshole who couldn't spot a zombie until one started chewing his face.
 
2013-02-11 06:18:47 AM  

MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.


http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.
 
2013-02-11 08:50:00 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"


I'd go with "Two and a Half Hands".
 
2013-02-11 08:53:45 AM  

Methadone Girls: Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.


Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.
 
2013-02-11 08:55:41 AM  

carrion_luggage: OtherLittleGuy: TWD Spinoff: "Daryl and the Dickhead"

I'd go with "Two and a Half Hands".


It would be a bit of a stretch for him as an artist, but Ashton Kutcher could play Merle's hook.

/hand hands hands hands handy hands
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
haaaaaaanndddsss...
 
2013-02-11 09:28:40 AM  

One Bad Apple: Welcome aboard. Here are some complementary red t shirts


Yeah the two new white guys may as well be called 'Expendable 1" and "Expendable 2".

And just to shut the internet up, I think both Tyrese and 'Big Bearded Black Guy' at Woodburry are both gonna be around for a while.
 
2013-02-11 09:41:16 AM  

One Bad Apple: Gonz: I predisct an act of supreme badassery tonight... by Carl.

I used to hate Carl even more than Lori right up until the prison. As everyone is picking out a cell to sleep in he was trying to bunk with Hershel's 16 year old daughter right in front of Hershel.

The BALLS on that kid.

I wanted to high five him right through the TV. He won me over right there.


Carl went from being the Dawn Summers of the zombie apocalypse to the Carl Grimes of the zombie apocalypse.
 
2013-02-11 09:48:22 AM  

carrion_luggage: Methadone Girls: Goddammit Lori!!!  Always messing everything up.

Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.


lawls
 
2013-02-11 09:54:04 AM  

carrion_luggage: Wait til Ghost Shane appears. He gonna tell you sump'n.


He'll probably say, "You wrong.  You dead wrong."
 
2013-02-11 09:55:49 AM  

eagles95: yookaloco: Yeah, mental illnesses and hallucinations typically don't get better by themselves.

Crazy white people with assault weapons and mental illness. That cant possibly happen in the real world


"Yeah, ya know?"

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-11 09:58:56 AM  

tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.


Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.

But I'm sure theories about how Lori is back, or that zombie Lori will play a prominent role this season, will fare much better.
 
2013-02-11 09:59:53 AM  

One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.


I hear ya.

Dale:  "We can't kill this man, who could lead certain death to our door!"

Rick:  "Fine, he bunks with you, and you share your food rations."

Dael:  "Yeah, ah, I don't know about that....."
 
2013-02-11 10:03:07 AM  

Public Call Box: One Bad Apple: Public Call Box:


Dale was a moral centre for the group. If anybody embodied the good parts of a civilized man it was Dale and the group was diminished with his death.

And how did that work out for everyone ? Morality don't stop a herd from overrunning your camp.

So let's be clear here, your thesis here seem to be that survival trumps all concerns after the Walker apocalypse.

Congrats, you're a Walker.


Seven of Nine: "A lesson in compassion will do me little good if I am dead."
 
2013-02-11 10:13:49 AM  

MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.


She is a zombie and once the gov gets the prison (wrecking most of it in the process) and everyone skedadles for parts unknown, zombie Lori will shamble out of some corridor and gets the gov.  With that the character Lori will have done something that was actually redeming.
 
2013-02-11 10:36:45 AM  

born_yesterday: Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.



That was good stuff. One-Handed Merle, jamming out to some Synyrd, with a vanload of zombie payback flopping around in the back would have been great.
 
2013-02-11 11:00:59 AM  

Big Beef Burrito: born_yesterday: Heh.  Every time I read stuff like this, I think back to a FARK thread during the first season where someone was arguing that it was Merle that stole the van when they were in Atlanta (with the gangsta caregivers), then filled the van with zombies, and unloaded them on the camp outside of town.  I loved that thread.


That was good stuff. One-Handed Merle, jamming out to some Synyrd, with a vanload of zombie payback flopping around in the back would have been great.


Hell....if they do an opening flashback showing that, I would lose my shiat.
 
2013-02-11 03:03:36 PM  

tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.


Yep, thought so.  I almost did some shoopin myself, but couldn't be arsed.  I guess that reddit karma really motivates people.
 
2013-02-11 09:15:00 PM  

lewismarktwo: tinderfitles: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: MagSeven: lewismarktwo: So... it was pretty obvious that the Lori ghost had a zombie face.  I'm pretty sure that means she will be back in zombie form even if only in Rick's head.

No. That was still her regular face.

Well, it's pretty hard to see, but there's definitely something different about her face.  Maybe just a bullet hole? They do foley in some zombie squishing noises right before Rick says 'I can't help ya! Get out!'

She did look a lot paler to me and intentionally shrouded in darkness, but I don't recall thinking she was zombie-like (well no more than usual). You could be right. I'll have to catch a replay or wait for internet pics.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67216_3765053705322_17586 79 523_n.jpg

Its a brighter image of her face that showed on reddit earlier.

Yep, thought so.  I almost did some shoopin myself, but couldn't be arsed.  I guess that reddit karma really motivates people.


HuffPost thought she looked like she stepped out of a Bonnie Tyler video:

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-02-11 10:18:20 PM  

RepoManTSM: doctor wu: Nobody seems to ever shower or eat.


/just sayin.

What a huge plot hole. I demand more dinner and shower scenes!


Too bad George R.R. Martin didn't write this.
 
2013-02-11 10:20:55 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 10:54:47 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 625x446]


My bet is on one of the two red-shirt dudes, if they get all murder-plotty again.  Carl will put a stop to that, quick.  With his baseball-bat-supressor-of-justice.
 
2013-02-12 10:11:10 AM  

Kentucky Fried Children: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 625x446]

My bet is on one of the two red-shirt dudes, if they get all murder-plotty again.  Carl will put a stop to that, quick.  With his baseball-bat-supressor-of-justice.


I think those two will be victims of the prisoner finally getting around to killing someone in the group.
 
2013-02-13 09:30:57 AM  
I think a nice Carhartt outfit would go a long way in defeating a lot of random zombies.
 
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