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(Washington Post)   "I grew up in Maine. I don't have a nervous breakdown when this happens," said James Woodman, 55. He said he had stocked up on four storm essentials: Triscuits, peanut butter, vodka and toilet paper. "I could last a week now". Out yourself farker   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 140
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2013-02-10 11:08:45 AM  
How much toilet paper do you need to stockpile in order to last a week?
Someone should go see a doctor.
 
2013-02-10 12:06:46 PM  
A farker would know to spell it vodak.
 
2013-02-10 12:07:17 PM  
Stockwha? yea,. growing up in maine i learned always live next to a utility worker that has electric heat, AND avoid EVERYONE on the road with a SUV cause odds are they dont know what 4 wheel drive is all about and will put themselves in the ditch and bring you along with them.

i stocked up on burbon and propane.
 
2013-02-10 12:08:18 PM  
Triscuits thread anyone?
 
2013-02-10 12:11:30 PM  

Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?


Slartibeerfest, Imma let you finish, but WheatThins are the greatest snack of ALL TIME.
 
2013-02-10 12:11:49 PM  

Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?


    I dont know what they are...But I'm assuming a triscuit would be one better than a biscuit..
 
2013-02-10 12:13:28 PM  
It's snowing again out here.
Makes no headlines
Scary snow must be a city-dweller thing
 
2013-02-10 12:13:56 PM  

italie: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

Slartibeerfest, Imma let you finish, but WheatThins are the greatest snack of ALL TIME.


You shut your whore mouth.

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2013-02-10 12:14:28 PM  

italie: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

Slartibeerfest, Imma let you finish, but WheatThins are the greatest snack of ALL TIME.


Triscuits are the second best thing ever,... flavored triscuits are the only thing better. wheat things are a saddd contender.

/Begun the flame wars have.
 
2013-02-10 12:14:31 PM  
I live in earthquake country, so I'm always stocked up. I've found the key is to buy the stuff I don't like -- green beans, spinach, etc. -- That way I don't dip into the contingency pantry when I'm being lazy.

/ 60 gallons of drinking water, 4 weeks of food
// Jar of peanut butter and a pellet rifle to harvest squirrel if things get really bad
/// Mmmmmm, triscuits...
 
2013-02-10 12:14:31 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: How much toilet paper do you need to stockpile in order to last a week?
Someone should go see a doctor.


Depends what brand of vodak he got...
 
2013-02-10 12:15:17 PM  
I didn't read the article, did someone f*ck up and use the pet sematary again?
 
2013-02-10 12:16:40 PM  

italie: slartibeerfest, Imma let you finish, but WheatThins are the greatest snack of ALL TIME.


This is blasphemy!  The cracker I like is superior!
 
2013-02-10 12:17:19 PM  
Bugles and onion dip.
 
2013-02-10 12:17:29 PM  
I still have shiatloads of trail mix left over from the hurricane. Got about an inch from this storm.
 
2013-02-10 12:18:16 PM  
Wow. the Dumbass they talked to really did buy those things.  For you farkers out there, vodka only helps you feel better.  It is actually not a good thing to drink during a real emergency situation.  You need a clear head.  And vodka will certainly not do that.  It increases the blood flow and makes you feel warm.  In reality you increase your heat loss and racing towards hypothermia.
 
2013-02-10 12:18:22 PM  

SnowPeas: Triscuits are the second best thing ever,... flavored triscuits are the only thing better. wheat things are a saddd contender.


I have a pantry full of cracked pepper and olive oil that agrees with you.
 
2013-02-10 12:18:36 PM  
Well, if you're going with Triscuits, then you need to have some cheese and cold cuts to make cracker sandwiches.
 
2013-02-10 12:18:55 PM  
FTFA:  "It's been 24 hours with no sleep," said Louis Luciano of the Cambridge city traffic department as he paused in his truck from clearing parking lots and sidewalks.

So we have city employees driving large trucks on snowy streets without sleeping for 24 hours?  This is going to be a fun law suit.
 
2013-02-10 12:19:40 PM  
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2013-02-10 12:20:14 PM  

AcesFull: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

    I dont know what they are...But I'm assuming a triscuit would be one better than a biscuit..


I'll bring the torches, the rest of you grab the pitchforks.
 
2013-02-10 12:20:31 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: How much toilet paper do you need to stockpile in order to last a week?
Someone should go see a doctor.


I'm picturing the effects of a peanut butter and vodka diet.  TP needed.
 
2013-02-10 12:21:25 PM  
Toilet paper, Cheetos, lube and /b/.  Gimme your worst Winter Storm Nemo
 
2013-02-10 12:21:29 PM  

AcesFull: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

    I dont know what they are...But I'm assuming a triscuit would be one better than a biscuit..


It's not one better, it's 50% better!
 
2013-02-10 12:21:30 PM  

ideamaster: Wow. the Dumbass they talked to really did buy those things.  For you farkers out there, vodka only helps you feel better.  It is actually not a good thing to drink during a real emergency situation.  You need a clear head.  And vodka will certainly not do that.  It increases the blood flow and makes you feel warm.  In reality you increase your heat loss and racing towards hypothermia.


No plan is perfect. Now STFU.
 
2013-02-10 12:21:54 PM  
He's supposedly from Maine, yet buys vodka and not Allen's Coffee Brandy...

/sniff, sniff
//smells like flatlandah
 
2013-02-10 12:22:39 PM  
A Farker would have bacon.
 
2013-02-10 12:23:49 PM  
CRACKER THREAD!!!!
 
2013-02-10 12:23:53 PM  

Mister Peejay: AcesFull: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

    I dont know what they are...But I'm assuming a triscuit would be one better than a biscuit..

It's not one better, it's 50% better!



   Let me find a slide rule...
 
2013-02-10 12:24:34 PM  
Kinda like the war on drugs/terrorism, the media need a war on weather to create the very special kind of fear that keeps people glued to the couch thanks to a Cheetos-based sort of ass-crack adhesion.

We're about three stages of pussification from being ready for the giant 7-Eleven-fuelled resort ark as depicted in the movie Wall-E.

The key is to constantly reinforce that "you can't handle trivial inconveniences alone, and it's better to buy stuff."
 
2013-02-10 12:24:36 PM  
He didn't mention ammunition?  I mean, it would be just like those UN guys to come in under cover of a raging blizzard.

/first they came for my Triscuits and I did nothing for I had no Triscuits
 
2013-02-10 12:24:49 PM  
what kind of triscuits?  the high sodium kind
?

cause those won't last you a week
you'd be dead in 2 days for sodium intoxication
 
2013-02-10 12:25:13 PM  
He can't be a farker. He does not appear to be a libtard.
 
2013-02-10 12:26:15 PM  

Slartibeerfest: I have a pantry full of cracked pepper and olive oil that agrees with you.


I got some boxes that were woefully light on the pepper, so I have bought the Roasted Garlic ones.
 
2013-02-10 12:26:41 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: It's snowing again out here.
Makes no headlines
Scary snow must be a city-dweller thing


It's New England. They have this smug sense of entitlement and that everyone should care about them
 
2013-02-10 12:26:49 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: How much toilet paper do you need to stockpile in order to last a week?
Someone should go see a doctor.


Could be a Farkette.
 
2013-02-10 12:27:46 PM  
Cracked pepper and olive oil, havarti dill, pepperoni and tomato.   This is the closest thing I have to religion.
 
2013-02-10 12:28:59 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: He's supposedly from Maine, yet buys vodka and not Allen's Coffee Brandy...

/sniff, sniff
//smells like flatlandah


Coffee brandy sucks! Tastes like a 48 second faht! They'ah! I said it!
 
2013-02-10 12:29:00 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: How much toilet paper do you need to stockpile in order to last a week?


Quite a bit if he's eating nothing but Triscuits and peanut butter.
 
2013-02-10 12:30:35 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I live in earthquake country, so I'm always stocked up. I've found the key is to buy the stuff I don't like -- green beans, spinach, etc. -- That way I don't dip into the contingency pantry when I'm being lazy.


And the best thing is if you get caved in, you can eat the canned spinach and punch your way out.
 
2013-02-10 12:32:03 PM  

JonZoidberg: I got some boxes that were woefully light on the pepper, so I have bought the Roasted Garlic ones.


I personally find the roasted garlic to be a little overpowering. I'm sorry to hear about your experience with cracked pepper but I urge you to give it another chance.
 
2013-02-10 12:32:36 PM  
Ishkur: I. R. Rottweiler: I live in earthquake country, so I'm always stocked up. I've found the key is to buy the stuff I don't like -- green beans, spinach, etc. -- That way I don't dip into the contingency pantry when I'm being lazy.

And the best thing is if you get caved in, you can eat the canned spinach and punch your way out.


You owe me a keyboard
 
2013-02-10 12:32:36 PM  
Cracker thread!
queenbeecoupons.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-10 12:33:17 PM  

Abox: Bugles and onion dip.


Oh I haven't had those in ages.

All the foods I can't have. Stupid diet.
 
2013-02-10 12:34:13 PM  

darwinpolice: italie: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

Slartibeerfest, Imma let you finish, but WheatThins are the greatest snack of ALL TIME.

You shut your whore mouth.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 240x335]


Indeed

i47.tinypic.com
Original Cheez-Its are second only to these...
 
2013-02-10 12:34:31 PM  

Ishkur: I. R. Rottweiler: I live in earthquake country, so I'm always stocked up. I've found the key is to buy the stuff I don't like -- green beans, spinach, etc. -- That way I don't dip into the contingency pantry when I'm being lazy.

And the best thing is if you get caved in, you can eat the canned spinach and punch your way out.



    gak gak gak gak gak gak.....I yam what I yam.
 
2013-02-10 12:39:20 PM  

ajgeek: swamp_of_dumb: He's supposedly from Maine, yet buys vodka and not Allen's Coffee Brandy...

/sniff, sniff
//smells like flatlandah

Coffee brandy sucks! Tastes like a 48 second faht! They'ah! I said it!


Best bait when trollin' fuh hahbuh hawgs.

/rockland mating call?
//"i got a handle of allen's and a gallon o whole milk t' my place."
 
2013-02-10 12:45:27 PM  

BigLuca: Cracker thread!
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Personal High Gene??   hmmm..  Is he from around here?
 
2013-02-10 12:46:25 PM  

bearded clamorer: [ecx.images-amazon.com]


Ahh yes, those things got me through many a field exercise when I'd otherwise be dependent on 1 hot meal brought out to us and MRE's.
 
2013-02-10 12:48:32 PM  

Canton: darwinpolice: italie: Slartibeerfest: Triscuits thread anyone?

Slartibeerfest, Imma let you finish, but WheatThins are the greatest snack of ALL TIME.

You shut your whore mouth.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 240x335]

Indeed

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x500]
Original Cheez-Its are second only to these...


What is this mythical cracker you present? Manna from the gods?
 
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