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(Huffington Post)   Toni Braxton retiring from music to pursue lesbian experiences   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 27
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2013-02-10 09:35:00 AM
 No,I'm not a lesbian...but I play one on TV.
 
2013-02-10 09:37:35 AM
Except she want to play a bull dyke. Hopefully someone will talk her off that ledge.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:50 AM
Translation: Hello? Anyone there? I'm not relevant anymore? Please... someone pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee!!!
 
2013-02-10 09:44:32 AM

iron_city_ap: Except she want to play a bull dyke. Hopefully someone will talk her off that ledge.


    agreed...She's got at least another 5 years to go before she can bankrupt again...That's gonna be a long haul...The flannel shirt tab,alone,will be crippling..
 
2013-02-10 10:14:28 AM
Toni Braxton retiring from music to pursue lesbian experiences

Well, at least it's something worthwhile.
www.morningstarr.co.uk
 
2013-02-10 10:26:16 AM
They forgot to add "professional broke-ass biatch" to that first paragraph little bio.
 
2013-02-10 10:41:49 AM
You misspelled "thespian."

/in before some lazy tool posts the text "that'sthejoke.jpg"
//post the actual image, you underachiever
 
2013-02-10 10:46:26 AM
wasn't she done after the 90's ended?
 
2013-02-10 10:48:40 AM
www.thefablife.com

She will always be known for this.
 
2013-02-10 10:49:22 AM
Can I watch?
 
2013-02-10 11:06:00 AM
Toni Braxton has some serious health issues.  She has microvascular angina (small vessel disease) and lupus, which is an autoimmune disorder that can effect pretty much everything - skin, joints, kidneys, brain, etc.  It also can be life-threatening.

She probably figures that acting would be physically/emotionally easier to handle than the music industry, i.e. touring, record companies, etc.
 
2013-02-10 11:28:53 AM
Wait, was she the one that did that "Hey Mickey" song? That was an earworm and a half.
 
2013-02-10 11:31:23 AM
I never noticed that lesbians' faces didn't move.
 
2013-02-10 11:32:10 AM

browneye: Toni Braxton has some serious health issues.  She has microvascular angina (small vessel disease) and lupus, which is an autoimmune disorder that can effect pretty much everything - skin, joints, kidneys, brain, etc.  It also can be life-threatening.

She probably figures that acting would be physically/emotionally easier to handle than the music industry, i.e. touring, record companies, etc.


I read that as muscular vagina and couldn't see why that would be a bad thing.
 
2013-02-10 11:33:46 AM

Beerguy: She will always be known for this.


I can haz Multipass?
 
2013-02-10 11:47:46 AM
"Not a lipstick lesbian, either."


In that case.....


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2013-02-10 01:09:25 PM
Undick her box?
 
2013-02-10 01:23:47 PM
Good for her.  That debt's still not going away by itself.

Can't forget that gown.  What a babymakin' night it must've been.
 
2013-02-10 03:30:55 PM

majestic: Undick her box?


And we're done.
 
2013-02-10 03:41:33 PM
You're Making Me High was one of the best videos to masturbate to catch on MTV if you were a teenager in the late-90s.

www.metix.tv

/mmmmmm... white catsuit.
 
2013-02-10 06:21:40 PM
I want to come out of the closet. I, Dialectic, am a male lesbian!
 
2013-02-10 06:26:05 PM
I can say that I am for this 100%
 
2013-02-10 08:29:35 PM

Gordon Bennett: Wait, was she the one that did that "Hey Mickey" song? That was an earworm and a half.


Toni Basil (1982). she had a huge career in choreography etcetera, that POS song was an Mtv horror that made her a household name. PS: Italian white girl. And thanks a shiatload for the horrible music playing in my farking head, wiseguy. I see what you did there.
 
2013-02-10 09:58:51 PM

browneye: Toni Braxton has some serious health issues.  She has microvascular angina (small vessel disease) and lupus, which is an autoimmune disorder that can effect pretty much everything - skin, joints, kidneys, brain, etc.  It also can be life-threatening.


Probably because of that ruptured breast implant.

That shiat leaks into your system and causes all sorts of havoc.

/yet FARKers want women to continue to get them anyway...
 
2013-02-11 04:05:07 AM

KrispyKritter: Gordon Bennett: Wait, was she the one that did that "Hey Mickey" song? That was an earworm and a half.

Toni Basil (1982). she had a huge career in choreography etcetera, that POS song was an Mtv horror that made her a household name. PS: Italian white girl. And thanks a shiatload for the horrible music playing in my farking head, wiseguy. I see what you did there.


Mission accomplished.
 
2013-02-11 11:49:25 AM

Igor Jakovsky: browneye: Toni Braxton has some serious health issues.  She has microvascular angina (small vessel disease) and lupus, which is an autoimmune disorder that can effect pretty much everything - skin, joints, kidneys, brain, etc.  It also can be life-threatening.

She probably figures that acting would be physically/emotionally easier to handle than the music industry, i.e. touring, record companies, etc.

I read that as muscular vagina and couldn't see why that would be a bad thing.


Muscular enough to wrench your cock off could be.
 
2013-02-12 12:15:32 PM

browneye: Toni Braxton has some serious health issues.  She has microvascular angina (small vessel disease) and lupus, which is an autoimmune disorder that can effect pretty much everything - skin, joints, kidneys, brain, etc.  It also can be life-threatening.

She probably figures that acting would be physically/emotionally easier to handle than the music industry, i.e. touring, record companies, etc.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
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