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(KSBW Monterey)   Prudish woman complains to city council about cocktail party / lingerie show. Local newspaper pickups the story and uses "SLUTS" for the jump page. Apparently some people have a problem with this   (ksbw.com) divider line 85
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2013-02-10 07:20:35 AM  
Pine Cone Publisher Paul Miller, a veteran and well-respected journalist, said "sluts" was used for the jump page because it was a word Hardy said.

He should have used "What sluts may look like" as a caption.
 
2013-02-10 08:49:08 AM  
I like big sluts, and I can not lie.
 
2013-02-10 09:08:00 AM  
17 year olds in lingerie?

That's outrageous!

/this is not a bookmark.
 
2013-02-10 09:08:08 AM  
That's called the jump line, btw.
And there's nothing wrong with sluts, not a thing.
 
2013-02-10 09:08:28 AM  
Herpes party/aids show. Woot!
 
2013-02-10 09:09:15 AM  
stop calling those coonts sluts!
 
2013-02-10 09:09:37 AM  
If Hardy said it, sue her. There's a reason for slander laws.
 
2013-02-10 09:10:57 AM  
My goodness. Imagine her reaction when she finds out about Carmel's gay community! (and the nudist colonies and resorts that surround them)

I strongly suspect this woman is a transplant. Back to the Midwest with ye, wench!
 
2013-02-10 09:12:09 AM  

St_Francis_P: Pine Cone Publisher Paul Miller, a veteran and well-respected journalist, said "sluts" was used for the jump page because it was a word Hardy said.

He should have used "What sluts may look like" as a caption.


Well. If a veteran and well-respected journalist did it, that makes it OH-KAY, amirite?
 
2013-02-10 09:14:38 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-10 09:15:19 AM  
More story after the slut jump.
 
2013-02-10 09:15:37 AM  
Well, they ARE sluts.
 
2013-02-10 09:16:40 AM  
FTA: "The newspaper printed the word "SLUTS" in bold, capital letters"

...which makes it sound like a clandestine organization from the Marvel universe.  "The Skrulls are attacking!  Quick, contact Nawty Hoar, agent of S.L.U.T.!"

Also: Carmel Pine Cone?  Who thought that was a good name for a newspaper?
 
2013-02-10 09:17:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-10 09:18:28 AM  
Okay. I'm confused. Where are their heads?

i53.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-10 09:19:00 AM  
Among other things in just about any city or enclave along the coast. This one just made it to print. As for the production company? Getting your teeth pulled is easier and faster than pulling papers.
 
2013-02-10 09:22:41 AM  
Also

s3.amazonaws.com

What I noticed about you first was those beautiful eyes
 
2013-02-10 09:22:42 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: St_Francis_P: Pine Cone Publisher Paul Miller, a veteran and well-respected journalist, said "sluts" was used for the jump page because it was a word Hardy said.

He should have used "What sluts may look like" as a caption.

Well. If a veteran and well-respected journalist did it, that makes it OH-KAY, amirite?


Well, she said it! Don't blame him!
 
2013-02-10 09:27:34 AM  
How did this article affect the party's attendance? 'Cause it reads like a promo piece:

"17 year old sluts in lingerie? And it's only fifty bucks? Shiat, I gotta grab my ATM card!"
 
2013-02-10 09:27:37 AM  
There's enough lawsuit material here to bury both the RESPECTED JOURNALIST and the angry complainer for a while.  The newspaper made that golden mistake of making material assertions as to the 'quality of character' of the women and the restaurant.

Dr. Horrible: FTA: "The newspaper printed the word "SLUTS" in bold, capital letters"

...which makes it sound like a clandestine organization from the Marvel universe.  "The Skrulls are attacking!  Quick, contact Nawty Hoar, agent of S.L.U.T.!"

Also: Carmel Pine Cone?  Who thought that was a good name for a newspaper?


Caramel pine cone sounds like a penis that has been in a rectum that wasn't quite clean.
 
2013-02-10 09:29:22 AM  

St_Francis_P: HotIgneous Intruder: St_Francis_P: Pine Cone Publisher Paul Miller, a veteran and well-respected journalist, said "sluts" was used for the jump page because it was a word Hardy said.

He should have used "What sluts may look like" as a caption.

Well. If a veteran and well-respected journalist did it, that makes it OH-KAY, amirite?

Well, she said it! Don't blame him!


You're right. Alas!
Professional discretion need rear its ugly countenance around these here parts.

/Been reading a Mark Twain biography about the wild and wolly world of newspapering back in his time -- what a kooky free-for-all it was. This is tame by comparison, but still the traditional stock-in-trade for pulp journalism. Sensation is the mission...
 
2013-02-10 09:30:23 AM  
Is that Bill Murray?
 
2013-02-10 09:31:09 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: How did this article affect the party's attendance? 'Cause it reads like a promo piece:

"17 year old sluts in lingerie? And it's only fifty bucks? Shiat, I gotta grab my ATM card!"


Yeah that's not creepy at all.  Not even a little bit.
 
2013-02-10 09:31:58 AM  
/ ... need NOT ...

FTFM.

/Prudes suck.
 
2013-02-10 09:39:46 AM  
Read first words of headline as 'Kurdish woman...' , same diff I guess.
 
2013-02-10 09:42:12 AM  
Sluts being sluts I see.
 
2013-02-10 09:45:24 AM  
If it acts like a slut and dresses like a slut...
 
2013-02-10 09:45:55 AM  

Bored Horde: There's enough lawsuit material here to bury both the RESPECTED JOURNALIST and the angry complainer for a while.  The newspaper made that golden mistake of making material assertions as to the 'quality of character' of the women and the restaurant.

Dr. Horrible: FTA: "The newspaper printed the word "SLUTS" in bold, capital letters"

...which makes it sound like a clandestine organization from the Marvel universe.  "The Skrulls are attacking!  Quick, contact Nawty Hoar, agent of S.L.U.T.!"

Also: Carmel Pine Cone?  Who thought that was a good name for a newspaper?

Caramel pine cone sounds like a penis that has been in a rectum that wasn't quite clean.


Caramel pine cone sounds like a penis that has been in a rectum that wasn't quite clean.

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Yep!

I can understand sorry ass males calling women "sluts". Those types of males are scared of a woman's sexuality and want to condone it and control it. REAL men don't use that word to describe women.

I've seen that women are the worse offenders when it comes to calling other women "sluts". Ok, what is a slut? It has an extremely negative connotation. For a woman to call another a slut implies that the name caller is intimidated by the other woman's show of totally natural sensuality.

/just MHO
//time for booty, breakfast then bed to read the Sunday news
 
2013-02-10 09:47:27 AM  
Always use a Carmel Pine Cone when you run out of regular toilet paper.

It defoliates in a new way.
 
2013-02-10 09:49:03 AM  

Bored Horde: Sin_City_Superhero: How did this article affect the party's attendance? 'Cause it reads like a promo piece:

"17 year old sluts in lingerie? And it's only fifty bucks? Shiat, I gotta grab my ATM card!"

Yeah that's not creepy at all.  Not even a little bit.


It's only creepy when he offers to buy the used lingerie.
 
2013-02-10 09:50:28 AM  

Delay: Bored Horde: Sin_City_Superhero: How did this article affect the party's attendance? 'Cause it reads like a promo piece:

"17 year old sluts in lingerie? And it's only fifty bucks? Shiat, I gotta grab my ATM card!"

Yeah that's not creepy at all.  Not even a little bit.

It's only creepy when he offers to buy the used lingerie.


Is that an option at these shows??

/not that I'd be interested.
 
2013-02-10 09:53:52 AM  
s17.postimage.org
Enigmatic smirk?
 
2013-02-10 09:54:28 AM  
I'm just happy to see that women are stilling being taught how to dress in order to please and garner the attentions of men.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:12 AM  
she believed the risque event threatened to change the character of Carmel.

I am aware of at least one married couple, with children, who deal cocaine to high school students in Carmel.
 
2013-02-10 10:03:19 AM  
"The attendees included many local businessmen from the auto parts, heavy equipment, air conditioning and construction fields, prurient shameful little perverts the lot of them."
 
2013-02-10 10:03:47 AM  

GanjSmokr: Delay: Bored Horde: Sin_City_Superhero: How did this article affect the party's attendance? 'Cause it reads like a promo piece:

"17 year old sluts in lingerie? And it's only fifty bucks? Shiat, I gotta grab my ATM card!"

Yeah that's not creepy at all.  Not even a little bit.

It's only creepy when he offers to buy the used lingerie.

Is that an option at these shows??

/not that I'd be interested.


Yep. A guy I know went to these. He liked to wear lingerie. Somehow the stuff having been used before enhanced the whole shopping experience for him.
 
2013-02-10 10:04:43 AM  
 
2013-02-10 10:06:05 AM  
The newspaper printed the word "SLUTS" in bold, capital letters just above the photo to direct readers to continue reading on page 23. Page 23 also had "SLUTS" at the top of the jump page.


They were charging double for ads on page 23.
 
2013-02-10 10:23:11 AM  
Sort of judgmental don't 'cha think?  I mean, who amongst us thinks that 'ole Carolyn Hardy is dead from the waist down?  That may be right or wrong but it's entirely judgmental.  Like Carolyn there.
 
2013-02-10 10:39:18 AM  
Is this the usual complaint that (a) there is nothing wrong with being a slut and (b) it's insulting to be called a slut?
 
2013-02-10 10:39:32 AM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 397x604]
What lingerie might look like (possibly NSFW)




I'm not following.
 
2013-02-10 10:40:37 AM  

orbister: Is this the usual complaint that (a) there is nothing wrong with being a slut and (b) it's insulting to be called a slut?


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2013-02-10 10:45:14 AM  

St_Francis_P: it was a word Hardy said.


Return of the Native Sluts?  Jude the Obscure Slut Farker?
 
2013-02-10 10:49:14 AM  
"Carmel Pine Cone" and a story about sluts...  "Camel Toe" kept jumping out at me when I read this one.
 
2013-02-10 10:49:54 AM  

amquelbettamin: Okay. I'm confused. Where are their heads?

[i53.tinypic.com image 300x224]


They're headless whoresmen.  Thankfully, they're not exposing their ichabods.
 
2013-02-10 10:51:51 AM  

amquelbettamin: Also

[s3.amazonaws.com image 398x530]

What I noticed about you first was those beautiful eyes


Rejected AC/DC album covers?
 
2013-02-10 10:58:31 AM  
Obligatory:

timemarcheson.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-10 11:07:13 AM  
I'd like to know if "Racey Productions" spells racy that way, or if it's an error by a moron on the media's side...

Seems like 1 : 1 odds to me.

Off to google...
 
2013-02-10 11:08:15 AM  

orbister: Is this the usual complaint that (a) there is nothing wrong with being a slut and (b) it's insulting to be called a slut?


Yep. The only winning move is not to play.
 
2013-02-10 11:09:52 AM  
Recey Promotions*
 
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