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(Time)   TurboTax and H&R Block have managed to turn their respective tax programs into bitter class warfare   (business.time.com) divider line 12
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2013-02-10 02:53:11 AM
7 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Those places, (and I say this out of experience) use DOS-based (still, OMG!) software that gets updated ONCE per year, not every day.


They are not 'DOS-based.' They run on the Sharia law of Dear Leader and his master, Soros, the Eternal Jew. They will take all of your money. It will be rubbed upon the usurper's Kenyan flesh and across the crevices and jowls of the Jew, as they commit crimes against nature and insult the Lord Our God.

But my treasures are of gold, gold, not paper! They cannot be taken away, for I have secreted them in a church, where no liberal or unclean peoples may travel, lest their flesh burn and expose their perversion.

And should my fellow churchmen turn their back on the commandments and attempt to take what I have gained through my own hard work, I possess the weapon of THE LORD OUR GOD: An AR-15 Bushmaster that fires bullets of solid gold.

You have sown the negro, and you shall reap the socialism.
2013-02-10 05:31:06 AM
6 votes:
As a True American I choose my tax service based on the company that has the most people dressed as patriotic characters in front of their offices waving at traffic.
2013-02-10 12:07:32 AM
4 votes:

Mentat: Popcorn Johnny: Turbo Tax is awesome.

/Smashes steel chair over Popcorn Johnny's head
//rips off shirt to reveal H&R Block shirt
///Crotch thrust


Not cool man, the bell hadn't even rung.
2013-02-10 12:06:53 AM
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Turbo Tax is awesome.


/Smashes steel chair over Popcorn Johnny's head
//rips off shirt to reveal H&R Block shirt
///Crotch thrust
2013-02-10 04:47:42 AM
2 votes:
I'm one of the lucky people who live outside of the USA and get to pay USA taxes as well as local taxes.  I was talking to the head of the Aussie Tax Office department who run their international tax compliance division.  He made the comment that no one in his department knows all the rules since the US agreement covers something like 80,000 pages.  I asked him who did know and he said Rupert Murdoch's lawyers since they wrote the rules.
2013-02-10 01:18:21 AM
2 votes:
Since my ex-wife is one of those seasonal workers at HR Block, I'm using Turbo Tax.

/She's not good with money, especially when she didn't make it.
//But she is good at cheating, if you like that sort of thing.
2013-02-10 10:07:15 PM
1 votes:

911Jenny: I didn't see those commercials as an attack on social classes or people working multiple jobs.

I saw it as Innuit making fun of H&R's hiring of seasonal people.

Maybe I'm dumb.


wearecanadians.files.wordpress.com

Always making fun of H&R block
2013-02-10 01:24:50 PM
1 votes:
i220.photobucket.com

I wonder which demographic Jackson-Hewitt is targeting.
2013-02-10 12:19:35 PM
1 votes:

fnottr: Am I the only person in this country who just does his own taxes without software or assistance?  If you're a wage or salary earner and just have the normal deductions (mortgage interest, property and state tax, charity, etc) it's really not that hard.


yes... you are the only one apparently.
2013-02-10 11:43:45 AM
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: ecmoRandomNumbers: Those places, (and I say this out of experience) use DOS-based (still, OMG!) software that gets updated ONCE per year, not every day.

They are not 'DOS-based.' They run on the Sharia law of Dear Leader and his master, Soros, the Eternal Jew. They will take all of your money. It will be rubbed upon the usurper's Kenyan flesh and across the crevices and jowls of the Jew, as they commit crimes against nature and insult the Lord Our God.

But my treasures are of gold, gold, not paper! They cannot be taken away, for I have secreted them in a church, where no liberal or unclean peoples may travel, lest their flesh burn and expose their perversion.

And should my fellow churchmen turn their back on the commandments and attempt to take what I have gained through my own hard work, I possess the weapon of THE LORD OUR GOD: An AR-15 Bushmaster that fires bullets of solid gold.

You have sown the negro, and you shall reap the socialism.


Call 911, I think this person is having a stroke.
2013-02-10 09:47:01 AM
1 votes:
I use Turbotax and paid the same APR as Mitt.

Things are looking up for me --- I must be rich now.
2013-02-10 01:00:40 AM
1 votes:
As a 1%er which tax program should I use?
 
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