Paris1127: But is it worth it, considering, well.../it is worth it...//just invest in canopies or something.
TV's Vinnie: Simple. Open a Pompeii-themed brothel.The money will be rolling in.
UsikFark: TV's Vinnie: Simple. Open a Pompeii-themed brothel.The money will be rolling in.The brothels are already there, they just need to be staffed./penis.//no, really (sorta nsfw)
spaten: UsikFark: TV's Vinnie: Simple. Open a Pompeii-themed brothel.The money will be rolling in.The brothels are already there, they just need to be staffed./penis.//no, really (sorta nsfw)FYI:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_art_in_Pompeii_and_HerculaneumThe graffiti is kick ass too:Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.I screwed the barmaidSecundus likes to screw boys.Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii .h tm
The Voice of Doom: Oldiron_79Party foul for not posting the year in Roman numeralsUrbs Pompeii in magna re difficili est. Hoc non repetitione ab DCCCXXXII auc est.
Rufus Lee King: Ok, the banhammer is probably going to come down upon my head, but, anyway:[i1041.photobucket.com image 368x295][i1041.photobucket.com image 500x375][i1041.photobucket.com image 277x218][lemarsh.files.wordpress.com image 600x800]
dragonchild: I don't know if Pompeii was ever "in dire trouble" back in 79 AD. Didn't it start out hunky-dory, skip the "dire trouble" part and go straight to doomed? I thought that was what was most famous about it.
Gyrfalcon: Quick! Call Pliny the Most Recent!
rabidarmadillo24: I was just there the other day. The place needs some work. The fact that the bodies are displayed behind a cage in a warehouse full of other items found at the site was a little weird. I've heard that Herculaneum is much better. I'll check that out one of these days, since I have dubious privilege of living in Naples for the next couple of years.
rikkidoxx: Make that AD79 to all those morons who don't know dating.
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