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(Quad City Times)   You know how when you're in jail the cops will read your mail and listen to your phone calls? This guy didn't   (qctimes.com) divider line 22
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2013-02-10 12:03:37 AM
How to be sure to never get another tie for Father's Day and another reason not to take tips from Detroit's crime stories.
 
2013-02-10 12:07:22 AM
A child rapist puts out a hit on his wife and children. Some of his new roomies need to go shanky on him immediately and save us the million or so it will cost to keep him housed and fed and cared for for 30 years.
 
2013-02-10 01:43:38 AM
"Weeks now faces three Class C felony charges of solicitation to commit murder, conspiracy to commit a forcible felony of murder and conspiracy to commit a forcible felony of arson."


bunbunmaru.com

This is FARK.

We don't believe in conspiracies.
 
2013-02-10 02:28:16 AM
"A jail inmate who authorities say did not want his family to testify against him at his child molestation trial is accused of trying to hire someone to set fire to his home with his family inside."

Farking scumbag. Hope he gets life without parole.
 
2013-02-10 05:09:33 AM

Amos Quito: "Weeks now faces three Class C felony charges of solicitation to commit murder, conspiracy to commit a forcible felony of murder and conspiracy to commit a forcible felony of arson."


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This is FARK.

We don't believe in conspiracies.


(different kind of conspiracy)
 
2013-02-10 05:28:59 AM
 
2013-02-10 05:36:37 AM

cc_rider: "A jail inmate who authorities say did not want his family to testify against him at his child molestation trial is accused of trying to hire someone to set fire to his home with his family inside."

Farking scumbag. Hope he gets life without parole.


Oh, I think that is going to be a very short sentence, if you know what I mean. ;)
 
2013-02-10 05:58:49 AM
Maybe he was just trying to be sure the family didn't get cold while he was away.
 
2013-02-10 06:01:43 AM
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie
 
2013-02-10 06:33:56 AM
Father of the year award winner.

/oh and dumb as a box of stumps
 
2013-02-10 07:15:06 AM

Gyrfalcon: Amos Quito: We don't believe in conspiracies.

(different kind of conspiracy)


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2013-02-10 07:19:10 AM
Dear Jailbird,

this paper is coated with lsd.
 
2013-02-10 08:02:07 AM
He allegedly was putting the word out to other inmates that he wanted to hire someone to kill his wife and children, and the sheriff's office caught on to the plan, Schmidt said.


He also didn't know that one doesn't require stitches when snitching on child molesters.
 
2013-02-10 08:06:11 AM

Kyosuke: He allegedly was putting the word out to other inmates that he wanted to hire someone to kill his wife and children, and the sheriff's office caught on to the plan, Schmidt said.

He also didn't know that one doesn't require stitches when snitching on child molesters.


why do i think of chocolate chip cookies whenever i hear the word child molesters.
 
2013-02-10 08:09:07 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Kyosuke: He allegedly was putting the word out to other inmates that he wanted to hire someone to kill his wife and children, and the sheriff's office caught on to the plan, Schmidt said.

He also didn't know that one doesn't require stitches when snitching on child molesters.

why do i think of chocolate chip cookies whenever i hear the word child molesters.


If there's also milk involved then there's a little something you need to know about Santa.
 
2013-02-10 08:34:43 AM
Telling your fellow inmates that you want to kill your own, or someone elses, children doesn't seem like a good idea.

It's fortunate for him that they only ratted him out.
 
2013-02-10 08:58:58 AM
He also didn't know that when in jail, inmates hate child molesters too.
 
2013-02-10 09:19:42 AM
farking pigs!

People always say that it's just a few bad apples, but when are the "good" cops (if there is such a thing) going to come forward and turn in their scum brethren.

This a clear violation of the man's rights. Those involved ought to be jailed with the other criminals for this.
 
2013-02-10 09:26:09 AM
How the hell are contract killings (or attempted ones) a C felony?
 
2013-02-10 10:59:02 AM
You know how when you're out of jail the cops will read your mail and listen to your phone calls? This guy didn't
 
2013-02-10 01:16:38 PM

homelessdude: I guess somebody hasn't bothered to watch MSNBC LOCKUP
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I watched a Lockup marathon on MSNBC last night, so I'm getting a kick.
/Cameras in places you never thought you'd find a camera.
//You are NEVER alone in prison.
 
2013-02-10 01:18:30 PM

ReluctantPaladin: farking pigs!

People always say that it's just a few bad apples, but when are the "good" cops (if there is such a thing) going to come forward and turn in their scum brethren.

This a clear violation of the man's rights. Those involved ought to be jailed with the other criminals for this.


1/10?
or..?
 
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