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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   Deceased fanboy leaves million-dollar estate to the stars of "Lucan The Wolf-Boy" & "The Powers Of Matthew Star"   ( divider line
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2013-02-10 02:36:52 AM  
That was the craziest farking story I've ever read.

This is who I'm leaving my 'fortune' to:

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2013-02-10 03:33:52 AM  
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2013-02-10 04:16:09 AM  

illannoyin: I was going to leave my fortune to the host of 'Mousercise' Kellyn Plasschaert.

Unfortunately I only recently learned that she died a few years ago.

There is almost zero information about her on the internet. Weird huh?

/Hoping my sandwich heavy portfolio will pay off for this hungry investor

Oh no, you just ate your fortune!
2013-02-10 04:26:27 AM  

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So when are these guys going to get their due?

Automan was cool dude. You shut yer whore mouth.
2013-02-10 05:11:17 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.

I'd have over a million dollars too, if I did nothing all day but watch reruns on cable for 40 years.
2013-02-10 09:08:38 AM  

Loucifer: The thing of it is, is - I left my whole estate to Dennis Dugan. Sorry kids.

Dude, Dennis Dugan is a multi-millionaire for directing every crappy Adam Sandler movie ever made. He deserves punishment, not reward.

/Meeno Peluce your payday is coming!
2013-02-10 09:11:37 AM  
I'm so obscure, I'm leaving my entire estate to the stars of Otherworld.
2013-02-10 09:12:34 AM  

semiotix: TwistedFark: He watched TV. That's not living.

He watched AWESOME TV. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

And for my part, I like to think that he's in heaven now, sitting on a couch with Jesus, watching the never-filmed seasons two through seven that those shows deserved. Also  Voyagers! and  Square Pegs.

we're not worthy.

(i want a Voyagers! reboot; but i also know a Voyagers! reboot would destroy everything which made Voyagers! must-see-tv. Fk you, Jon-Erik,for leaving this Earth. :-(  Wonder whatever happened to Meeno Peluce... )
2013-02-10 09:15:45 AM  

Granny Stab: Oh mighty Isis!

I used to love for that show.  If she and Wonder Woman had ever been allowed to do a cross-station cross-over, ......
2013-02-10 09:21:06 AM  

elvindeath: I'm so obscure, I'm leaving my entire estate to the stars of Otherworld.

That could be rebooted, but the youngin's would say it's a rip off of all the shows which ripped off it.
2013-02-10 09:37:28 AM  

Trixie212: SkerriNinja: GungFu: "Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"

Ugh! I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to remember who that second kid is...I KNOW I know the face. Who is that?

He played the younger brother on Little House on the Prairie.

THANK YOU. Now that useless bit of information will pop up the next time I'm asked to recall my social security number, or something equally as important. :)
2013-02-10 09:45:28 AM  
TwistedFark : Net-worth doesn't automatically correlate into an enjoyable, or even enviable life. The guy in this particular case never married, had no close relatives, no close friends and couldn't hold down a job, or contribute to his community. He watched TV. That's not living. I know plenty of people who aren't worth a million dollars who have lived far more than that, and they're loved far more for it.

Living in a rural area and knowing a half dozen socially retarded misfits just like him, I have a different take on the subject. He obviously had issues with social interaction but he didn't have the mental capacity to be anything than what he was. If he had liquidated his land somebody would have just stole the money from him. By living out in the woods on inherited land he was able to live life on his own terms, with his beloved dogs, away from confusing society. Sure it wasn't much of a life in your standard, but who is to say that he was unhappy with it? He kept the world away from him for 65 years, and at the end just wanted to be buried with his dogs on the land he lived on. Better than being sent to die in a government run nursing home, drugged into oblivion for being cantankerous if you ask me.
2013-02-10 10:42:26 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: elvindeath: I'm so obscure, I'm leaving my entire estate to the stars of Otherworld.

That could be rebooted, but the youngin's would say it's a rip off of all the shows which ripped off it.

No kidding.  That was my first Friday night sci-fi disappointment - when it got ripped off the air without finishing a season.  I finally got around to watching Breaking Bad the other month and was laughing when I saw Commander Kroll playing a supporting roll.
2013-02-10 01:20:37 PM  
The Fantastic Journey and ElectraWoman and Dynagirl could be my targets.  But Roddy McDowall is dead and Deidre Hall isn't doing too badly for her age.

Isis?  Nah - Joanna Cameron's still in nursing, or something like that.
2013-02-10 04:30:13 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Wonder whatever happened to Meeno Peluce...

He runs a photography studio. He actually did a stint as a high school history teacher, which seems a little on the nose.

/If you want to learn more about Meeno Peluce, take a voyage down to your public library. It's all in books!
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