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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   Deceased fanboy leaves million-dollar estate to the stars of "Lucan The Wolf-Boy" & "The Powers Of Matthew Star"   (sj-r.com) divider line 65
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2013-02-09 08:11:54 PM
Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."
 
2013-02-09 09:23:54 PM
I'm guessing these people can use the $$$.
 
2013-02-09 09:26:04 PM

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."


Um, about that...
 
2013-02-09 09:27:19 PM
He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.
 
2013-02-09 09:29:32 PM

"His will, which has now been through probate, requested that he be buried at the pet cemetery with his dogs, if possible."


I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary, I don't want to live my life again.

 
2013-02-09 09:31:23 PM
I liked Lucan.
 
2013-02-09 09:31:29 PM
Well isn't that special!  The guy bathed in a creek, except when it was frozen.  He never married and had no children.

/you almost want to ask: What was his Fark handle?
 
2013-02-09 09:36:20 PM

cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.


He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.
 
2013-02-09 09:37:05 PM
Patrick Duffy must be  pissed.
 
2013-02-09 09:37:43 PM
Sad about the guy.  Hope he's in a better place.

Definitely remember Kevin and Peter from my Tiger Beat/16 reading days. Kevin's career practically vanished just like Bobby Sherman's: he'd been revealed to be secretly wed with a newborn baby.  Stick a fork in the teen idol run.

I'm still wondering whatever happened to Clark Brandon.
 
2013-02-09 09:41:15 PM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."

Um, about that...


I don't get it.
 
2013-02-09 09:42:57 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.


So I take it you were left out of the will. (?)  ;(
 
2013-02-09 09:43:00 PM

Christian Bale: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."

Um, about that...

I don't get it.


The Manimal guy is dead.
 
2013-02-09 09:44:32 PM
If he had no family and their work made him happy... /shrug

If I was rich I'd be leaving money to all kinds of people. Sadly I doubt that will ever happen.
 
2013-02-09 09:44:56 PM
I'm planning on leaving my estate to the surviving stars of "Bring 'Em Back Alive" and "Tales of the Gold Monkey."
 
2013-02-09 09:48:56 PM

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfitsof Science"


I wouldn't Max Weber couldn't handle even Alf Fame
riveronmirror.files.wordpress.com
and speaking of ALF
 
2013-02-09 09:50:48 PM
A quick Wiki check shows that both guys were in Hell Night.  Maybe the dude really liked the movie... which is either kinda cool or kinda creepy, I guess.

/WHAR VINCENT VAN PATTEN'S CUT WHAR
 
2013-02-09 09:54:21 PM

invictus2: Max Weber


I wonder what ever happened to Howard the Duck.
 
2013-02-09 09:54:41 PM

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."


I'm leaving mine to Pink Lady

But not Jeff; that bastard gets NOTHING!!
 
2013-02-09 09:59:48 PM

cowgirl toffee: invictus2: Max Weber

I wonder what ever happened to Howard the Duck.


 he's  been playing with the fowl in thetub
 
2013-02-09 10:06:09 PM
Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and " Misfits of Science."

Your Average Witty Fark UserHe had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.
Subs is a cock.

Why-did subby post a "R.I.P. Simon MacCorkindale"?
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2013-02-09 10:07:12 PM

UberNeuman: I'm planning on leaving my estate to the surviving stars of "Bring 'Em Back Alive" and "Tales of the Gold Monkey."


Holy shiat! Off to Pirates Bay. I loved that show so much when I was a kid.
 
2013-02-09 10:09:03 PM
Obviously an act of a deranged man. When will this country take mental health seriously? Imagine if he got his hands on a "military-style" rifle! What then? People like him should be involuntarily committed and medicated, and his assets should be confiscated and transferred to job creators who would put it to better use.
 
2013-02-09 10:10:49 PM
Well I am going to leave my estate to whoever manages to get Exo-squad back on the air and resolve the 2nd story arc with those alien ships.
 
2013-02-09 10:14:59 PM
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"Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"
 
2013-02-09 10:16:01 PM

invictus2: cowgirl toffee: invictus2: Max Weber

I wonder what ever happened to Howard the Duck.

 he's  been playing with the fowl in thetub


She will flog anyone. :P
 
2013-02-09 10:19:01 PM
That's it. When I die I'm leaving my estate to the English voice actress of Sailor Mercury and Mick "Mankind" Foley.

People who would APPRECIATE it.
 
2013-02-09 10:20:26 PM
i'm leaving my fortune to a fat bus driver in brooklyn who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to punch his wife in the face.
 
2013-02-09 10:26:16 PM
I don't care where my money goes, but I want my teeth to go to Steve Buscemiand my colon to go to Gary Busey.
 
2013-02-09 10:31:12 PM
So, who from "Community" will get a cut?
 
2013-02-09 10:38:57 PM
that wolf boy show was awesome
 
2013-02-09 10:41:52 PM
When I die I'm leaving Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ...
 
2013-02-09 10:57:06 PM
www.wearysloth.com

Whatshisface from that show I haven't thought about in a quarter century inherited WHAT NOW?
 
2013-02-09 10:58:19 PM
Wait'll they find the secret cache of human bones and the full body suit made of human skin.
 
2013-02-09 11:02:21 PM
CSB; Peter Barton & the chick who killed Jason in "Friday The 13th Part 2" beat out  Tom Cruise & Heather Locklear for "Matthew Star" because Tom Cruise could probably put a half-mill to good use somewhere...
 
2013-02-09 11:05:09 PM

GungFu: "Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"


Ugh! I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to remember who that second kid is...I KNOW I know the face. Who is that?
 
2013-02-09 11:15:09 PM

SkerriNinja: GungFu: "Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"

Ugh! I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to remember who that second kid is...I KNOW I know the face. Who is that?


He played the younger brother on Little House on the Prairie.
 
2013-02-09 11:30:24 PM
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So when are these guys going to get their due?
 
2013-02-09 11:31:10 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.


Net-worth doesn't automatically correlate into an enjoyable, or even enviable life. The guy in this particular case never married, had no close relatives, no close friends and couldn't hold down a job, or contribute to his community. He watched TV. That's not living.

I know plenty of people who aren't worth a million dollars who have lived far more than that, and they're loved far more for it.
 
2013-02-09 11:33:39 PM

GungFu: [www.nndb.com image 242x297][img0099.popscreencdn.com image 250x320]

"Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"


I have that stupid song now stuck in my head.  Thanks.
 
2013-02-09 11:37:36 PM

semiotix: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Whatshisface from that show I haven't thought about in a quarter century inherited WHAT NOW?


Well Lou did a bit better than Peter Barton.
 
2013-02-09 11:45:08 PM

TwistedFark: He watched TV. That's not living.


He watched AWESOME TV. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

And for my part, I like to think that he's in heaven now, sitting on a couch with Jesus, watching the never-filmed seasons two through seven that those shows deserved. Also  Voyagers! and  Square Pegs.
 
2013-02-10 12:08:06 AM

TwistedFark: Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.

Net-worth doesn't automatically correlate into an enjoyable, or even enviable life. The guy in this particular case never married, had no close relatives, no close friends and couldn't hold down a job, or contribute to his community. He watched TV. That's not living.

I know plenty of people who aren't worth a million dollars who have lived far more than that, and they're loved far more for it.


You're right. To qualify as having lived, you must marry, have close relatives, close friends, and a job. Good for you that you know and love some homeless bums. See? We can both pull assertions out our ass.
 
2013-02-10 12:09:33 AM
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Giving my vast fortune to Quark girls.
 
2013-02-10 12:16:40 AM
Lucan was awesome.
 
2013-02-10 12:32:26 AM
I was going to leave my fortune to the host of 'Mousercise' Kellyn Plasschaert.

Unfortunately I only recently learned that she died a few years ago.

There is almost zero information about her on the internet. Weird huh?

/Hoping my sandwich heavy portfolio will pay off for this hungry investor
 
2013-02-10 12:35:17 AM

cantsleep: I liked Lucan.


Me too. All 3.5 episodes.
 
2013-02-10 01:24:50 AM
Oh mighty Isis!
 
2013-02-10 01:42:49 AM
The thing of it is, is - I left my whole estate to Dennis Dugan. Sorry kids.


www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net
 
2013-02-10 01:44:30 AM
Watching the Matthew Star pilot now. Seems like a good actor under the hair helmet, but then I just watched Bieber hosting SNL.
 
2013-02-10 02:36:52 AM
That was the craziest farking story I've ever read.

This is who I'm leaving my 'fortune' to:

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2013-02-10 03:33:52 AM
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2013-02-10 04:16:09 AM

illannoyin: I was going to leave my fortune to the host of 'Mousercise' Kellyn Plasschaert.

Unfortunately I only recently learned that she died a few years ago.

There is almost zero information about her on the internet. Weird huh?

/Hoping my sandwich heavy portfolio will pay off for this hungry investor


Oh no, you just ate your fortune!
 
2013-02-10 04:26:27 AM

Fart_Machine: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x400]

So when are these guys going to get their due?


Automan was cool dude. You shut yer whore mouth.
 
2013-02-10 05:11:17 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.


I'd have over a million dollars too, if I did nothing all day but watch reruns on cable for 40 years.
 
2013-02-10 09:08:38 AM

Loucifer: The thing of it is, is - I left my whole estate to Dennis Dugan. Sorry kids.


Dude, Dennis Dugan is a multi-millionaire for directing every crappy Adam Sandler movie ever made. He deserves punishment, not reward.

/Meeno Peluce your payday is coming!
 
2013-02-10 09:11:37 AM
I'm so obscure, I'm leaving my entire estate to the stars of Otherworld.
 
2013-02-10 09:12:34 AM

semiotix: TwistedFark: He watched TV. That's not living.

He watched AWESOME TV. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

And for my part, I like to think that he's in heaven now, sitting on a couch with Jesus, watching the never-filmed seasons two through seven that those shows deserved. Also  Voyagers! and  Square Pegs.


we're not worthy.

(i want a Voyagers! reboot; but i also know a Voyagers! reboot would destroy everything which made Voyagers! must-see-tv. Fk you, Jon-Erik,for leaving this Earth. :-(  Wonder whatever happened to Meeno Peluce... )
 
2013-02-10 09:15:45 AM

Granny Stab: Oh mighty Isis!


I used to love for that show.  If she and Wonder Woman had ever been allowed to do a cross-station cross-over, ......
 
2013-02-10 09:21:06 AM

elvindeath: I'm so obscure, I'm leaving my entire estate to the stars of Otherworld.


That could be rebooted, but the youngin's would say it's a rip off of all the shows which ripped off it.
 
2013-02-10 09:37:28 AM

Trixie212: SkerriNinja: GungFu: "Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"

Ugh! I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to remember who that second kid is...I KNOW I know the face. Who is that?

He played the younger brother on Little House on the Prairie.


THANK YOU. Now that useless bit of information will pop up the next time I'm asked to recall my social security number, or something equally as important. :)
 
2013-02-10 09:45:28 AM
TwistedFark : Net-worth doesn't automatically correlate into an enjoyable, or even enviable life. The guy in this particular case never married, had no close relatives, no close friends and couldn't hold down a job, or contribute to his community. He watched TV. That's not living. I know plenty of people who aren't worth a million dollars who have lived far more than that, and they're loved far more for it.

Living in a rural area and knowing a half dozen socially retarded misfits just like him, I have a different take on the subject. He obviously had issues with social interaction but he didn't have the mental capacity to be anything than what he was. If he had liquidated his land somebody would have just stole the money from him. By living out in the woods on inherited land he was able to live life on his own terms, with his beloved dogs, away from confusing society. Sure it wasn't much of a life in your standard, but who is to say that he was unhappy with it? He kept the world away from him for 65 years, and at the end just wanted to be buried with his dogs on the land he lived on. Better than being sent to die in a government run nursing home, drugged into oblivion for being cantankerous if you ask me.
 
2013-02-10 10:42:26 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: elvindeath: I'm so obscure, I'm leaving my entire estate to the stars of Otherworld.

That could be rebooted, but the youngin's would say it's a rip off of all the shows which ripped off it.


No kidding.  That was my first Friday night sci-fi disappointment - when it got ripped off the air without finishing a season.  I finally got around to watching Breaking Bad the other month and was laughing when I saw Commander Kroll playing a supporting roll.
 
2013-02-10 01:20:37 PM
The Fantastic Journey and ElectraWoman and Dynagirl could be my targets.  But Roddy McDowall is dead and Deidre Hall isn't doing too badly for her age.

Isis?  Nah - Joanna Cameron's still in nursing, or something like that.
 
2013-02-10 04:30:13 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Wonder whatever happened to Meeno Peluce...


He runs a photography studio. He actually did a stint as a high school history teacher, which seems a little on the nose.

/If you want to learn more about Meeno Peluce, take a voyage down to your public library. It's all in books!
 
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