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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   Deceased fanboy leaves million-dollar estate to the stars of "Lucan The Wolf-Boy" & "The Powers Of Matthew Star"   (sj-r.com) divider line 65
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2013-02-09 08:11:54 PM  
Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."
 
2013-02-09 09:23:54 PM  
I'm guessing these people can use the $$$.
 
2013-02-09 09:26:04 PM  

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."


Um, about that...
 
2013-02-09 09:27:19 PM  
He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.
 
2013-02-09 09:29:32 PM  

"His will, which has now been through probate, requested that he be buried at the pet cemetery with his dogs, if possible."


I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary, I don't want to live my life again.

 
2013-02-09 09:31:23 PM  
I liked Lucan.
 
2013-02-09 09:31:29 PM  
Well isn't that special!  The guy bathed in a creek, except when it was frozen.  He never married and had no children.

/you almost want to ask: What was his Fark handle?
 
2013-02-09 09:36:20 PM  

cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.


He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.
 
2013-02-09 09:37:05 PM  
Patrick Duffy must be  pissed.
 
2013-02-09 09:37:43 PM  
Sad about the guy.  Hope he's in a better place.

Definitely remember Kevin and Peter from my Tiger Beat/16 reading days. Kevin's career practically vanished just like Bobby Sherman's: he'd been revealed to be secretly wed with a newborn baby.  Stick a fork in the teen idol run.

I'm still wondering whatever happened to Clark Brandon.
 
2013-02-09 09:41:15 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."

Um, about that...


I don't get it.
 
2013-02-09 09:42:57 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.


So I take it you were left out of the will. (?)  ;(
 
2013-02-09 09:43:00 PM  

Christian Bale: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."

Um, about that...

I don't get it.


The Manimal guy is dead.
 
2013-02-09 09:44:32 PM  
If he had no family and their work made him happy... /shrug

If I was rich I'd be leaving money to all kinds of people. Sadly I doubt that will ever happen.
 
2013-02-09 09:44:56 PM  
I'm planning on leaving my estate to the surviving stars of "Bring 'Em Back Alive" and "Tales of the Gold Monkey."
 
2013-02-09 09:48:56 PM  

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfitsof Science"


I wouldn't Max Weber couldn't handle even Alf Fame
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and speaking of ALF
 
2013-02-09 09:50:48 PM  
A quick Wiki check shows that both guys were in Hell Night.  Maybe the dude really liked the movie... which is either kinda cool or kinda creepy, I guess.

/WHAR VINCENT VAN PATTEN'S CUT WHAR
 
2013-02-09 09:54:21 PM  

invictus2: Max Weber


I wonder what ever happened to Howard the Duck.
 
2013-02-09 09:54:41 PM  

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."


I'm leaving mine to Pink Lady

But not Jeff; that bastard gets NOTHING!!
 
2013-02-09 09:59:48 PM  

cowgirl toffee: invictus2: Max Weber

I wonder what ever happened to Howard the Duck.


 he's  been playing with the fowl in thetub
 
2013-02-09 10:06:09 PM  
Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and " Misfits of Science."

Your Average Witty Fark UserHe had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.
Subs is a cock.

Why-did subby post a "R.I.P. Simon MacCorkindale"?
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2013-02-09 10:07:12 PM  

UberNeuman: I'm planning on leaving my estate to the surviving stars of "Bring 'Em Back Alive" and "Tales of the Gold Monkey."


Holy shiat! Off to Pirates Bay. I loved that show so much when I was a kid.
 
2013-02-09 10:09:03 PM  
Obviously an act of a deranged man. When will this country take mental health seriously? Imagine if he got his hands on a "military-style" rifle! What then? People like him should be involuntarily committed and medicated, and his assets should be confiscated and transferred to job creators who would put it to better use.
 
2013-02-09 10:10:49 PM  
Well I am going to leave my estate to whoever manages to get Exo-squad back on the air and resolve the 2nd story arc with those alien ships.
 
2013-02-09 10:14:59 PM  
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"Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"
 
2013-02-09 10:16:01 PM  

invictus2: cowgirl toffee: invictus2: Max Weber

I wonder what ever happened to Howard the Duck.

 he's  been playing with the fowl in thetub


She will flog anyone. :P
 
2013-02-09 10:19:01 PM  
That's it. When I die I'm leaving my estate to the English voice actress of Sailor Mercury and Mick "Mankind" Foley.

People who would APPRECIATE it.
 
2013-02-09 10:20:26 PM  
i'm leaving my fortune to a fat bus driver in brooklyn who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to punch his wife in the face.
 
2013-02-09 10:26:16 PM  
I don't care where my money goes, but I want my teeth to go to Steve Buscemiand my colon to go to Gary Busey.
 
2013-02-09 10:31:12 PM  
So, who from "Community" will get a cut?
 
2013-02-09 10:38:57 PM  
that wolf boy show was awesome
 
2013-02-09 10:41:52 PM  
When I die I'm leaving Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ...
 
2013-02-09 10:57:06 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

Whatshisface from that show I haven't thought about in a quarter century inherited WHAT NOW?
 
2013-02-09 10:58:19 PM  
Wait'll they find the secret cache of human bones and the full body suit made of human skin.
 
2013-02-09 11:02:21 PM  
CSB; Peter Barton & the chick who killed Jason in "Friday The 13th Part 2" beat out  Tom Cruise & Heather Locklear for "Matthew Star" because Tom Cruise could probably put a half-mill to good use somewhere...
 
2013-02-09 11:05:09 PM  

GungFu: "Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"


Ugh! I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to remember who that second kid is...I KNOW I know the face. Who is that?
 
2013-02-09 11:15:09 PM  

SkerriNinja: GungFu: "Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"

Ugh! I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to remember who that second kid is...I KNOW I know the face. Who is that?


He played the younger brother on Little House on the Prairie.
 
2013-02-09 11:30:24 PM  
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So when are these guys going to get their due?
 
2013-02-09 11:31:10 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.


Net-worth doesn't automatically correlate into an enjoyable, or even enviable life. The guy in this particular case never married, had no close relatives, no close friends and couldn't hold down a job, or contribute to his community. He watched TV. That's not living.

I know plenty of people who aren't worth a million dollars who have lived far more than that, and they're loved far more for it.
 
2013-02-09 11:33:39 PM  

GungFu: [www.nndb.com image 242x297][img0099.popscreencdn.com image 250x320]

"Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"


I have that stupid song now stuck in my head.  Thanks.
 
2013-02-09 11:37:36 PM  

semiotix: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Whatshisface from that show I haven't thought about in a quarter century inherited WHAT NOW?


Well Lou did a bit better than Peter Barton.
 
2013-02-09 11:45:08 PM  

TwistedFark: He watched TV. That's not living.


He watched AWESOME TV. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

And for my part, I like to think that he's in heaven now, sitting on a couch with Jesus, watching the never-filmed seasons two through seven that those shows deserved. Also  Voyagers! and  Square Pegs.
 
2013-02-10 12:08:06 AM  

TwistedFark: Your Average Witty Fark User: cowgirl toffee: He died? Well... it really doesn't sound like he had much of a life anyway.

He had enough to split over $1 million between two people. Do you? No? STFU.

Subs is a cock.

Net-worth doesn't automatically correlate into an enjoyable, or even enviable life. The guy in this particular case never married, had no close relatives, no close friends and couldn't hold down a job, or contribute to his community. He watched TV. That's not living.

I know plenty of people who aren't worth a million dollars who have lived far more than that, and they're loved far more for it.


You're right. To qualify as having lived, you must marry, have close relatives, close friends, and a job. Good for you that you know and love some homeless bums. See? We can both pull assertions out our ass.
 
2013-02-10 12:09:33 AM  
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Giving my vast fortune to Quark girls.
 
2013-02-10 12:16:40 AM  
Lucan was awesome.
 
2013-02-10 12:32:26 AM  
I was going to leave my fortune to the host of 'Mousercise' Kellyn Plasschaert.

Unfortunately I only recently learned that she died a few years ago.

There is almost zero information about her on the internet. Weird huh?

/Hoping my sandwich heavy portfolio will pay off for this hungry investor
 
2013-02-10 12:35:17 AM  

cantsleep: I liked Lucan.


Me too. All 3.5 episodes.
 
2013-02-10 01:24:50 AM  
Oh mighty Isis!
 
2013-02-10 01:42:49 AM  
The thing of it is, is - I left my whole estate to Dennis Dugan. Sorry kids.


www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net
 
2013-02-10 01:44:30 AM  
Watching the Matthew Star pilot now. Seems like a good actor under the hair helmet, but then I just watched Bieber hosting SNL.
 
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