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(SFGate)   Mr. Sierra's failed attempt at being a nudist certainly does not warrant lifetime registration as a sex offender   (sfgate.com) divider line 9
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2013-02-09 08:09:20 PM  
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WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.


You live in British Columbia, right? And a few weeks ago would be January.

I'm guessing she wasn't impressed.
2013-02-10 12:20:27 AM  
1 votes:
but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.

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2013-02-09 11:01:15 PM  
1 votes:
He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.
The man with the dog misunderstood Sierra's movements, Elias said. He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body.


And the gerbil? It was a service animal. And he fell on it by accident, dammit!
What a convoluted pile of BS.
2013-02-09 09:15:57 PM  
1 votes:
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From now on, the only balloon knots you'll see in San Francisco will be on.....balloons.
2013-02-09 08:40:41 PM  
1 votes:

TheGreatGazoo: Though I certainly don't know what he was up to with the binder clip.


He likes seeing binders full of frenum?
2013-02-09 08:19:00 PM  
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

Go on...


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2013-02-09 08:06:38 PM  
1 votes:
He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.
The man with the dog misunderstood Sierra's movements, Elias said. He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body.


Yah right, I've heard better stories from first year law students explaining why they're late for the exam.
2013-02-09 08:04:54 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.


Don't leave us hanging. ..
2013-02-09 07:55:00 PM  
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A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.
 
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