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(SFGate)   Mr. Sierra's failed attempt at being a nudist certainly does not warrant lifetime registration as a sex offender   (sfgate.com) divider line 46
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2013-02-09 07:50:25 PM  
accused of inappropriately touching himself in public, but his lawyer told a jury in San Francisco Superior Court that Sierra had simply been uncomfortable exposing himself completely and arranging himself in a way that gave a passer-by the wrong impression.

So he was just adjusting his willie?
 
2013-02-09 07:51:22 PM  
How do you fail at being a nudist?  Was he unable to not get dressed?
 
2013-02-09 07:54:01 PM  

fusillade762: accused of inappropriately touching himself in public, but his lawyer told a jury in San Francisco Superior Court that Sierra had simply been uncomfortable exposing himself completely and arranging himself in a way that gave a passer-by the wrong impression.

So he was just adjusting his willie?


He may have been trying to "tuck" willie.
 
2013-02-09 07:54:10 PM  
That was bizarre. Never knew that that much preparation was needed for a nudist outing.
 
2013-02-09 07:54:31 PM  
Most nudists are people you don't want to see nude. Imo
 
2013-02-09 07:55:00 PM  
A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.
 
2013-02-09 07:57:17 PM  

WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.


Go on...
 
2013-02-09 08:02:27 PM  

GranoblasticMan: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

Go on...


That's when the amputee pizza delivery guy showed up.
 
2013-02-09 08:04:54 PM  

WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.


Don't leave us hanging. ..
 
2013-02-09 08:06:38 PM  
He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.
The man with the dog misunderstood Sierra's movements, Elias said. He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body.


Yah right, I've heard better stories from first year law students explaining why they're late for the exam.
 
2013-02-09 08:09:18 PM  

WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.


2-3 years ago i was walking across the packed parking lot of a local strip mall with both hands full of parcels to mail to eBay buyers. my athletic pants failed me and fell to my ankles and i wasn't wearing unders. i was waiting to get arrested while standing in line at the Post Office that day.
 
2013-02-09 08:09:20 PM  

WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.


You live in British Columbia, right? And a few weeks ago would be January.

I'm guessing she wasn't impressed.
 
2013-02-09 08:10:17 PM  

Arnprior Joe: How do you fail at being a nudist?  Was he unable to not get dressed?


Maybe he was unable to find something that he just didn't want to go without outside?
 
2013-02-09 08:16:05 PM  
He failed at being a nudist? What?
He couldn't play volley ball with his package swinging in the wind?
He couldn't hang several inches of fat over that same package?
He was wearing clothes?
 
2013-02-09 08:17:12 PM  
Just for arguments sake, lets assume that he WAS masturbating in public. While being icky and gross, it's a bit insane that it rises to such a heinous level that it would require LIFETIME membership on the sex offender list.

/showing dismemberment = good
//showing dis member = bad
 
2013-02-09 08:17:43 PM  
Are there really people so stupid that they bought this bullshiat story? Why is there even a debate over nudity in town? I do not want your drippy junk touching any surface I might sit on after you. That goes double for your sweaty ass crack. I'm no prude but there's a time and a place for everything.
 
2013-02-09 08:19:00 PM  

GranoblasticMan: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

Go on...


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2013-02-09 08:19:16 PM  

KrispyKritter: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

2-3 years ago i was walking across the packed parking lot of a local strip mall with both hands full of parcels shiny kettles to mail to eBay buyers. my athletic pants failed me and fell to my ankles and i wasn't wearing unders. i was waiting to get arrested while standing in line at the Post Office that day.


FTFY parking lot you parking lot prevert
 
2013-02-09 08:21:09 PM  

no icon tact: KrispyKritter: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

2-3 years ago i was walking across the packed parking lot of a local strip mall with both hands full of parcels shiny kettles to mail to eBay buyers. my athletic pants failed me and fell to my ankles and i wasn't wearing unders. i was waiting to get arrested while standing in line at the Post Office that day.

FTFY parking lot you parking lot prevert


I like parking lots... no matter where I've beeen
 
2013-02-09 08:26:50 PM  

redsquid: Are there really people so stupid that they bought this bullshiat story? Why is there even a debate over nudity in town? I do not want your drippy junk touching any surface I might sit on after you. That goes double for your sweaty ass crack. I'm no prude but there's a time and a place for everything.


They typically sit on towels.

Though I certainly don't know what he was up to with the binder clip.
 
2013-02-09 08:32:38 PM  
shiat like this is why we should disband the entire sex offender registry and just make kiddy diddling and violent rape capitol crimes. Those are the only two sex offenses anyone really cares about. Even the "victims" of flasher just laugh it off or want him to get his ass kicked. And it is only men who can be flashers. Even the most heinous of sea hags don't provoke anything but an "Aaaagh." from men. No one's callin' the cops on boobies. And the kids who are 5 and 6 and threatened with sexual assault for smacking each other in the ass? That's a death rattle of common sense.

The lists should go and the punishments be altered. If you can never atone for the sin, make it a capitol offense. If you can atone, dispense with the list.
 
2013-02-09 08:40:41 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Though I certainly don't know what he was up to with the binder clip.


He likes seeing binders full of frenum?
 
2013-02-09 08:41:56 PM  
Can we register  him for having really bad fashion sense?
 
2013-02-09 08:52:25 PM  
I did not know they passed a citywide nudity ban. This won't effect glittery fuzzy rainbow sock dude, will it? He's actually something of a tourist draw for the Castro. First place I take my relatives when they come to the US to visit is San Francisco and the Castro for a pic with glittery fuzzy rainbow sock dude is one of our first stops. I think everyone in my family who has been here to visit has a pic with glittery fuzzy rainbow sock dude. It's mandatory. Especially if I'm leading the expedition.
 
2013-02-09 08:52:35 PM  
And the judge bought that bullshiat? That's a hell of a lawyer.
 
2013-02-09 08:54:11 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: redsquid: Are there really people so stupid that they bought this bullshiat story? Why is there even a debate over nudity in town? I do not want your drippy junk touching any surface I might sit on after you. That goes double for your sweaty ass crack. I'm no prude but there's a time and a place for everything.

They typically sit on towels.

Though I certainly don't know what he was up to with the binder clip.


Only when forced to through a new city ordinance
 
2013-02-09 09:00:54 PM  
 
2013-02-09 09:02:03 PM  

GungFu: GranoblasticMan: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

Go on...


That was a fantastic episode. Patrick Stewart is one of the funniest people around.
 
2013-02-09 09:14:52 PM  

Poundit Hardus: To all you SF outsiders, here is just a little taste of some of the sights to be seen (NSFW)


1st row, 4th pic ......ER MAH GAWD
 
2013-02-09 09:15:57 PM  
moviemishmashpodcast.com
From now on, the only balloon knots you'll see in San Francisco will be on.....balloons.
 
2013-02-09 09:17:14 PM  

JWideman: And the judge bought that bullshiat? That's a hell of a lawyer.


A jury bought it, but they probably knew it was bullshiat.  They just didn't want him to be on a sex offender registry for life.  He was most certainly yanking it, because that's the biggest load of horseshiat I've ever heard in my life.
 
2013-02-09 09:33:25 PM  

JWideman: And the judge bought that bullshiat? That's a hell of a lawyer.


Jeff Adachi is the .....what do you call that thing that the city appoints a lawyer if you can't afford one? Not community defender, not city attorney. I've met and voted for Jeff but have a blank on the title of his office.
 
2013-02-09 09:35:27 PM  
Public defender. Thank you, Barney Google and Melvin Wikipedia.
 
2013-02-09 09:52:33 PM  
Vivian Ho!
 
2013-02-09 09:54:12 PM  
From TFA: "He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body."

A naked peoples party is a great time to slather ointment on your scabs.
 
2013-02-09 10:26:12 PM  
So, is it inappropriate to ask a nudist "how's little willy doing?"

/so, S.F. is a place where freaks used to let it all hang out?
 
2013-02-09 11:01:15 PM  
He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.
The man with the dog misunderstood Sierra's movements, Elias said. He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body.


And the gerbil? It was a service animal. And he fell on it by accident, dammit!
What a convoluted pile of BS.
 
2013-02-09 11:35:14 PM  
...chronic eczema on another part of his body
 And the rest of humanity needs to see that why? Jebus, dude...put that shiat away.
 
2013-02-10 12:01:16 AM  
He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.

So lemme get this straight.  Before or after applying cream to his chronic rash he shoved his willie through a binder ring attached to his wife beater, which was the only article of clothing on his body... to be cool?  LOL

/Socially awkward nudist is socially awkward.
 
2013-02-10 12:20:27 AM  
but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.

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2013-02-10 03:52:43 AM  

Arnprior Joe: How do you fail at being a nudist?  Was he unable to not get dressed?


Wardrobe malfunction malfunction.
 
2013-02-10 04:54:56 AM  
Leisure Suit Larry wanted for questioning

/obscure... maybe?
 
2013-02-10 08:03:10 AM  

bazzanoid: Leisure Suit Larry wanted for questioning

/obscure... maybe?


i never beat that game.

i was always looking forward to the portion that i could masturbate too.  and it unfortunately never came
 
2013-02-10 03:49:59 PM  

jim32rr: Poundit Hardus: To all you SF outsiders, here is just a little taste of some of the sights to be seen (NSFW)

1st row, 4th pic ......ER MAH GAWD


3rd row, 3rd pic from left - it's like a zombie Amy WInehouse

/very few of the nudists were people I'd want to see naked
 
2013-02-10 04:12:19 PM  

Recoil Therapy: jim32rr: Poundit Hardus: To all you SF outsiders, here is just a little taste of some of the sights to be seen (NSFW)

1st row, 4th pic ......ER MAH GAWD

3rd row, 3rd pic from left - it's like a zombie Amy WInehouse

/very few of the nudists were people I'd want to see naked


Your Fark handle somehow fits those pics, you can't explain that
 
2013-02-10 09:46:23 PM  
LiteWerk:
"so, S.F. is a place where freaks used to let it all hang out?"

You should attend the folsom street fair, it's a true sf experience. Live fisting demos and whatnot. The pic on my profile is from there.

I've seen a number of nude dudes walking down the street, with giant wangs covered in piercings, old dudes with leather tanned skin jacking it in public, whatever. It's part of what makes sf memorable.

Now a dude sitting in a car in the park, staring at people and whacking off, that's just creepy. Putting it out there in broad daylight seems almost wholesome in comparison.

/Had to laugh at the use of the binder ring!
 
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