duffblue: what a terrible movie
"Kelly said they do believe the money was stolen, but have not filed a police report. "We operate as a place of honesty and love, and we did not want to say it was stolen if we weren't absolutely sure.""
But you need to file a police report anyways. If it was stolen, then you're just encouraging the person who stole it if the police don't get involved.
Huskadoodle: Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means we have to beg for more money! That's what it means! One of us is going to have to beg; well, it's not gonna be me!
mrlewish: 4 to 7 thousand? Well what is it? I smell shenanigans.
malaktaus: "Kelly said they do believe the money was stolen, but have not filed a police report. "We operate as a place of honesty and love, and we did not want to say it was stolen if we weren't absolutely sure."Translation: we embezzled too much money this year and now we need more donations to avoid going to PMITA prison.
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