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(Crooks & Liars)   Bill Maher: The short form certification of Donald Trump's birth is insufficient proof that Trump's father wasn't an orangutan   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 253
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2013-02-09 12:37:04 PM  
I'm surprised that PETA hasn't weighed in to defend orangutans.
 
2013-02-09 03:28:27 PM  
So Trump actually sued him?  I'll bet that even the court clerk or protonotary or whoever this got filed with even asked "WTF is this shiat?"

This is one of the few times I hope to see a real hardass judge.  One who will face palm and hold them in contempt of court for even bringing such a frivolous thing into his courtroom.
 
2013-02-09 04:14:46 PM  
Donnie Dorko

lol
 
2013-02-09 05:08:06 PM  
The wife and I almost woke up the kid laughing watching that.. Easily the funniest smack down Maher has done in a while.
 
2013-02-09 05:19:34 PM  
Maher stopped being funny 20 years ago.
 
2013-02-09 05:28:50 PM  
funniest thing I've seen all day.
 
2013-02-09 05:33:04 PM  
Well this upset the Donald so much they could barely get him to stop flinging his feces

Some time before I have children of my own, I want to stop the mouth twitching that happens when Orangutans throw shiat at each other. First the smirking, and I pretend to rub my moustache (yeah I'm old enough to not act like this), and then I'm just bouncing and laughing and I can't stop it.

"See where he was trying to hit?" I think but luckily don't say, "It's like an expensive painting ALL OVER SOMEWHERE ELSE"

"No don't scoop that into your mouth, that's not lentil soup"

"Smell that? That smell says they don't like each other."

"If Koko's weapon is 99% water and 1% monkey anus cholera, can you sign for me what % accuracy she will have?"
 
2013-02-09 05:45:56 PM  
That was Epic Oh Snap.
 
2013-02-09 05:54:18 PM  
It is however more than sufficient proof that Bill Maher is an asshole.
 
2013-02-09 05:56:38 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It is however more than sufficient proof that Bill Maher is an asshole.


why?
 
2013-02-09 05:57:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It is however more than sufficient proof that Bill Maher is an asshole.


If this is news you are way behind the times, my friend.
 
2013-02-09 05:57:31 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Well this upset the Donald so much they could barely get him to stop flinging his feces

Some time before I have children of my own, I want to stop the mouth twitching that happens when Orangutans throw shiat at each other. First the smirking, and I pretend to rub my moustache (yeah I'm old enough to not act like this), and then I'm just bouncing and laughing and I can't stop it.

"See where he was trying to hit?" I think but luckily don't say, "It's like an expensive painting ALL OVER SOMEWHERE ELSE"

"No don't scoop that into your mouth, that's not lentil soup"

"Smell that? That smell says they don't like each other."

"If Koko's weapon is 99% water and 1% monkey anus cholera, can you sign for me what % accuracy she will have?"


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-09 06:00:16 PM  
Bill Maher is just asking questions.  Has Donald Trump ever denied that his mother is an orangutan?  Not that I've heard.  Has he ever submitted to a DNA test to allow a lab to see how much of his genetic code derives from that class of primates?  I don't believe so.

Why don't you people just have an open mind about the issue?
 
2013-02-09 06:03:28 PM  
Steel cage death match. No matter which one gets aced, society is ahead.
 
2013-02-09 06:05:31 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Lt. Cheese Weasel: It is however more than sufficient proof that Bill Maher is an asshole.

why?


Picking on the mentally handicapped, for one.
 
2013-02-09 06:06:50 PM  

nekom: So Trump actually sued him?  I'll bet that even the court clerk or protonotary or whoever this got filed with even asked "WTF is this shiat?"

This is one of the few times I hope to see a real hardass judge.  One who will face palm and hold them in contempt of court for even bringing such a frivolous thing into his courtroom.


Why "them"? Because both sides are bad? No. I have no problem with a judge holding the guy who filed the suit and wasted everyone's time in contempt. That would be Trump. Only Trump.
 
2013-02-09 06:08:20 PM  
Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan.

Right. Like how do we know that the orangutan isn't actually named, "Fred Trump?"
 
2013-02-09 06:09:03 PM  
Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.
 
2013-02-09 06:09:26 PM  
I especially liked Maher pointing out that what Trump gave him was the "short form" birth certificate -- a certified copy -- rather than the "long form".

You know, the same kind of form that he's said isn't good enough to prove President Obama was born in the US.
 
2013-02-09 06:11:15 PM  

machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.


Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
2013-02-09 06:11:58 PM  

NutWrench: Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan.

Right. Like how do we know that the orangutan isn't actually named, "Fred Trump?"


And why does the structure of the lawyer's sentence imply that Trump was the child of Fred Trump alone?  Could he be trying to conceal Trump's orangutan mother?
 
2013-02-09 06:12:38 PM  

machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.


So anyone who takes him seriously when he says that apes and humans can't produce offspring is a dumbass?
 
2013-02-09 06:13:33 PM  

machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.


He has said stupid things in this regard in the past, but I don't get the impression he's necessarily anti-vaccine.  I think he has a general distrust of all things pharmaceutical.  

That said, just because he's an idiot in that realm doesn't mean he's wrong in every realm.  Even Jenny McCarthy would have some decent work out tips to keep looking good naked.  In this case, Maher was pretty dead on all points, and Trump remains an idiot in everything but how to continually file for Chapter 11 and still manage to keep most of his money.
 
2013-02-09 06:14:17 PM  
1)  There's no verification of the identity of the father on a birth certificate.

2)  Who says "Fred Trump" isn't an orangutan?
 
2013-02-09 06:15:37 PM  

Shadowknight: Even Jenny McCarthy would have some decent work out tips to keep looking good naked.


Not sure if haz evidence.
 
2013-02-09 06:15:43 PM  
BM is just as large a dooshbag as his love interest Trump. Get a room, you two.
 
2013-02-09 06:16:03 PM  
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'd sure like to see the long-form certificate.
 
2013-02-09 06:17:01 PM  

Loren: 1)  There's no verification of the identity of the father on a birth certificate.

2)  Who says "Fred Trump" isn't an orangutan?


This is J. Fred Trump with his very close friend, Ronald Reagan.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-09 06:18:06 PM  
I am pretty sure that any court -- ANY court -- will entertain a motion to dismiss and grant it forthwith.  I believe that there will also be the equivalent of Rule 11 sanctions imposed under the California rules of civil procedure against Trump and, especially, against the attorney who filed the complaint on his behalf.
For the life of me, I cannot understand why an attorney would do such a thing.
 
2013-02-09 06:18:21 PM  

DrPainMD: Maher stopped being funny 20 years ago.


Yeah, but if he looses this in court and has to pay Trump-- now that will be funny. Maher is such sn ass.
 
2013-02-09 06:19:16 PM  
Not to defend that world class d-bag Donald Trump, but Bill Maher has yet to prove that he isn't anything but a hateful, cynical, farking asshole.
 
2013-02-09 06:19:19 PM  
I knew it!  Not for one second did I believe Trump was a pure-bred human!
 
2013-02-09 06:22:01 PM  

Brick-House: DrPainMD: Maher stopped being funny 20 years ago.

Yeah, but if he looses this in court and has to pay Trump-- now that will be funny. Maher is such sn ass.


Okay.  And it would be totally awesome if Mila Kunis and unpregnant Kristen Bell double-teamed me in a penthouse atop a Manhattan hotel.

www.markacadey.net

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-09 06:22:04 PM  
Planet of the  Apes Trumps.
 
2013-02-09 06:23:11 PM  

Maggie_Luna: Lt. Cheese Weasel: It is however more than sufficient proof that Bill Maher is an asshole.

If this is news you are way behind the times, my friend.


Well, I'm pretty sure the real debate is: Who's MORE of an asshole?

And I have to give it to Trump for tying up public resources with this garbage.  Maher can at least (usually) contain his douchebaggery within the confines of his own show.

And no...both sides are NOT equal.
 
2013-02-09 06:27:01 PM  

Shadowknight: machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.

He has said stupid things in this regard in the past, but I don't get the impression he's necessarily anti-vaccine.  I think he has a general distrust of all things pharmaceutical.  

That said, just because he's an idiot in that realm doesn't mean he's wrong in every realm.  Even Jenny McCarthy would have some decent work out tips to keep looking good naked.  In this case, Maher was pretty dead on all points, and Trump remains an idiot in everything but how to continually file for Chapter 11 and still manage to keep most of his money.


Sure sounds stupid to me.  You're just jealous.  How many Farkers wouldn't want to blow off creditors and keep their money. The man is brilliant.
 
2013-02-09 06:29:41 PM  

machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.


Isaac Newton was alchemist.

Let's throw out everything he said about physics.
 
2013-02-09 06:32:45 PM  
Even the long form birth certificate is no proof of paternity. The mother fills out the paperwork - she can list whomever she wants as the father, and it won't be challenged unless that person and/or the bio dad contest. So we need DNA from his dad. That should be easy, right?
 
2013-02-09 06:34:47 PM  

you are a puppet: machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.

So anyone who takes him seriously when he says that apes and humans can't produce offspring is a dumbass?


Well, in point of fact, it is possible that chimps and humans can make hybrid offspring.  It's just that no one wants to fark the chimp to find out.
 
2013-02-09 06:35:17 PM  

greggm59: Not to defend that world class d-bag Donald Trump, but Bill Maher has yet to prove that he isn't anything but a hateful, cynical, farking asshole.


Why does he have to prove anything of the sort? And yes, you did defend Trump in the process. Hope you're happy. Once again, both sides are not bad here- only one.
 
2013-02-09 06:35:59 PM  

you are a puppet: machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.

So anyone who takes him seriously when he says that apes and humans can't produce offspring is a dumbass?


Well, I am not a creationist by any stretch of the imagination, but when a guy says germs don't make you sick, it kind of means anything he claims about science should probably be questioned. It is hard, since both him and Trump are gigantic tools.
 
2013-02-09 06:36:33 PM  
Maher's so smug in this video...Trump's going to go apeshiat!
 
2013-02-09 06:36:50 PM  

IlGreven: you are a puppet: machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.

So anyone who takes him seriously when he says that apes and humans can't produce offspring is a dumbass?

Well, in point of fact, it is possible that chimps and humans can make hybrid offspring.  It's just that no one wants to fark the chimp to find out.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Humanzee!!
 
2013-02-09 06:39:56 PM  

ph0rk: machoprogrammer: Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.

Even a broken stopped clock is right twice a day.


/pet peeve
 
2013-02-09 06:44:57 PM  
Maher might be able to keep the joke running with an anti-SLAPP countersuit.
 
2013-02-09 06:47:15 PM  
I thought that this was an obvious comeback. The birthers have already made Maher's path for trolling pretty obvious. No matter what Trump does or says you can come up with some excuse. Meanwhile Trump is making himself look even more like a jackass, which is surprising considering how much material he's already used up.
 
2013-02-09 06:48:29 PM  

greggm59: Not to defend that world class d-bag Donald Trump, but Bill Maher has yet to prove that he isn't anything but a hateful, cynical, farking asshole.


But he's not wrong.
 
2013-02-09 06:49:54 PM  
I find it cute when people try to demonize Bill Maher because "he's an asshole," or "he's a smug jackass."

It's almost exclusively because they can't argue any of his points.
 
2013-02-09 06:52:36 PM  
macho -
Bill Maher is an anti-vaccer and a germ-theory denialist. He is a dumbass and anyone who takes anything he says seriously is a dumbass.
------

I think I see the problem here - Bill M started off as a comedian - and was fired at some point - he isn't ALWAYS a dumbass - and anyone who accuses strangers on the internet of taking parody seriously may well be - anyone who takes medical advice from him is certifiable

Do you take Donald Trump seriously, either? i mean - c'mon
 
2013-02-09 06:57:21 PM  
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Paging Dr. Smugdouche

He's a lesson in how to not change someone's way of thinking about things. When you patronize and treat people like inferiors they tend to turn off. If you really want to change people's minds about something Bill, try respecting them.
 
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