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(ABC)   I guess when you're smarter than the average bear you can sue a gym employee for "losing your zen"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 71
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2013-02-09 03:20:21 PM
I guess when you're smarter than subby you can spell words correctly.
 
2013-02-09 04:03:17 PM
Actually, this appears to be one of the best ways to get greened.  I wouldn't put it past Subby to have thought of that.
 
2013-02-09 04:30:21 PM
That gym employee sure was a big jerk...
 
2013-02-09 05:27:10 PM
Meditation requires focus and silence. I can see how the fap fap noise would be really irritating when you're trying to focus.
 
2013-02-09 05:38:34 PM
If she "awoke" from meditation, she was meditating wrong.
 
2013-02-09 05:42:13 PM

calbert: I guess when you're smarter than subby you can spell words correctly.



   Calbert, may I ask you,please;...who is this Subby that posters refer to??   Thank you.
 
2013-02-09 05:42:55 PM
an Adele song comes to mind
 
2013-02-09 05:43:33 PM

CantConfirmOrDeny: Actually, this appears to be one of the best ways to get greened.  I wouldn't put it past Subby to have thought of that.


Yeah, Fark is like 'Poland 1939' for Grammar NAZI's

/"we need more hits, greenlight a farked up homophone!"
 
2013-02-09 05:45:55 PM

AcesFull: Calbert, may I ask you,please;...who is this Subby that posters refer to??   Thank you.


On the off chance this question is legit, Subby is the SUBmitter of headline and link, name known only to the Fark ModMins.
 
2013-02-09 05:45:55 PM
"She's a very gentle person, she doesn't make a lot of noise..."

Yet she's willing to sue a company just because she alleges that one of its employees sexually harassed her.  No, she's not a noise maker at all...  This is between you and the guy you claim did this in front of you, leave the damn company out of it you money whore.
 
2013-02-09 05:47:44 PM
It's much worse to loose your zen because some farking nihilists threw a marmot in your bathtub.
 
2013-02-09 05:50:36 PM

dionysusaur: AcesFull: Calbert, may I ask you,please;...who is this Subby that posters refer to??   Thank you.

On the off chance this question is legit, Subby is the SUBmitter of headline and link, name known only to the Fark ModMins.


   Yes it is....took me 2 weeks to get my nerve up to ask.  Honestly,I kept thinking S/M.   Thank you.
 
2013-02-09 05:51:45 PM
Sue the property management company, but don't talk to the police? Make an accusation with no physical evidence?

If she had maintained her zen longer then she could have had DNA evidence.

How would property managers even be liable?
 
2013-02-09 05:55:06 PM

AcesFull: dionysusaur: AcesFull: Calbert, may I ask you,please;...who is this Subby that posters refer to??   Thank you.

On the off chance this question is legit, Subby is the SUBmitter of headline and link, name known only to the Fark ModMins.

   Yes it is....took me 2 weeks to get my nerve up to ask.  Honestly,I kept thinking S/M.   Thank you.


Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and ask. I still do that sometimes, and I've been on FARK for a while and the Internet for a goddamn while now.

/Noob!!
 
2013-02-09 05:55:50 PM
Subby. Your headline left something out.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-09 05:57:53 PM
GRCooper:Yeah, Fark is like 'Poland 1939' for Grammar NAZI's

It's grammar Nazis, not Nazi's.
 
2013-02-09 06:00:11 PM
i'm suing my gym for sore muscles the day after.  who cares if i'm ripped and lovin it
 
2013-02-09 06:01:28 PM

calbert: I guess when you're smarter than subby you can spell words correctly.


Was the headline corrected? I don't see anything mispelled. You're/your is even correct.
 
2013-02-09 06:02:15 PM
What, she couldn't call the police herself?
 
2013-02-09 06:02:28 PM

AcesFull: Honestly,I kept thinking S/M.


Well really now. Who doesn't?
 
2013-02-09 06:03:28 PM
gerbilpox: mispelled misspelled


/pet peeve
 
2013-02-09 06:05:32 PM

gerbilpox: calbert: I guess when you're smarter than subby you can spell words correctly.

Was the headline corrected? I don't see anything mispelled. You're/your is even correct.


You've discovered the Modmins' evil plot. Green a headline with errors, let the Grammar Nazis blow a gasket, then fix it.

It's the new, more subtle Rotsky.
 
2013-02-09 06:07:18 PM

GRCooper: /"we need more hits, greenlight a farked up homophone!"


What you speeched there
malcontent.typepad.com
Hate sees it
 
2013-02-09 06:07:57 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm suing my gym for sore muscles the day after.  who cares if i'm ripped and lovin it


Do you have to be back to the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2013-02-09 06:08:42 PM

BumpInTheNight: "She's a very gentle person, she doesn't make a lot of noise..."

Yet she's willing to sue a company just because she alleges that one of its employees sexually harassed her.  No, she's not a noise maker at all...  This is between you and the guy you claim did this in front of you, leave the damn company out of it you money whore.


Yeah.  Be a real man and hunt him and and kill him with your own two hands!
 
2013-02-09 06:11:08 PM
I can't believe we have an article about a guy masturbating over a chick in a Yoga studio, and all you can talk about is spelling.

Is this FARK, or did I accidentally end up at io9 or Reddit?
 
2013-02-09 06:11:11 PM

Rich Cream: gerbilpox: mispelled misspelled mispelt


/pet peeve

Sorry, pet peeve.

 
2013-02-09 06:14:13 PM
Not a whole lot of zen to be lost. She doesn't sound exactly like she was on the verge of enlightenment.
 
2013-02-09 06:14:30 PM
Don't worry. I'm sure they have a lost and found. Try asking the guy at the front desk who is 6'4" and full of muscles.

But he'd probably just smile and give you a Vegemite sandwich.
 
2013-02-09 06:14:36 PM
Where are all the hot chicks in workout outfits?
 
2013-02-09 06:17:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Where are all the hot chicks in workout outfits?


   making out in the ladies room
 
2013-02-09 06:19:45 PM

ciberido: Rich Cream: gerbilpox: mispelled misspelled mispelt misspelt


/pet peeve

Sorry, pet peeve.


/pet peave
 
2013-02-09 06:19:52 PM

baronbloodbath: Don't worry. I'm sure they have a lost and found. Try asking the guy at the front desk who is 6'4" and full of muscles.

But he'd probably just smile and give you a Vegemite sandwich.


but vegemite is good!!
 
2013-02-09 06:19:57 PM

ZeroCorpse: I can't believe we have an article about a guy masturbating over a chick in a Yoga studio, and all you can talk about is spelling.

Is this FARK, or did I accidentally end up at io9 or Reddit?


I'm on mobile or I would post pictures of myself.
 
2013-02-09 06:21:57 PM
it was all a misunderstanding. in the village from which he comes this is how men pay compliment to women, and it is a great show of respect.
 
2013-02-09 06:22:51 PM
I'm going to need some photos of her to determine whether or not it would such an act would be possible. For science, of course.
 
2013-02-09 06:25:47 PM

Rich Cream: gerbilpox: mispelled misspelled


/pet peeve


FARK! I'm going to have to turn in my Grammar Nazi card!

I mean:

Your literally making me loose my head over this misteaks!!!1!

 
2013-02-09 06:27:13 PM
Well what do you expect when you are meditating like this?


i1078.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 06:47:29 PM

calbert: I guess when you're smarter than subby you can spell words correctly.


Really.  A female yogi is a yogini.
 
2013-02-09 06:48:01 PM
 she reportedly awoke from meditating

 That's called a nap toots.
 
2013-02-09 06:48:03 PM
I'm too late to fix this thread, aren't I?

i1078.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 06:53:05 PM

Via Infinito: Meditation requires focus and silence. I can see how the fap fap noise would be really irritating when you're trying to focus.


Weak meditators require silence.  In Thailand, monks refuse to banish the barking dogs that live under their houses because the noise helps them improve their focus.

This chick had no Zen.
 
2013-02-09 06:55:10 PM

Vitamin Pb: Well what do you expect when you are meditating like this?


[i1078.photobucket.com image 600x360]


   She is conscious....right??
 
2013-02-09 06:55:15 PM
"Related Companies, a real estate development firm ..."

What a cool name for a conglomerate!
 
2013-02-09 06:57:30 PM
This should definitly have an impact on Yogi's relationship with Boo Boo.
 
2013-02-09 06:58:39 PM
Nope, it's dead. :-(
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 07:01:07 PM

Vitamin Pb: Well what do you expect when you are meditating like this?


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That's what the maintenance worker told her, that he was meditating too.
 
2013-02-09 07:04:30 PM
Your Zen:  It's always in the last place you look, innit?

(From the Sayings of Mrs. Cosmopolite)
 
2013-02-09 07:07:43 PM

baronbloodbath: Don't worry. I'm sure they have a lost and found. Try asking the guy at the front desk who is 6'4" and full of muscles.

But he'd probably just smile and give you a Vegemite sandwich.


You better run. You better take cover.
 
2013-02-09 07:09:32 PM
Jesus.  This is a sex crime, and the headline makes it sound like a frivolous lawsuit filed by a high-strung granola girl.  I love how the police were like "Yeah, we don't believe you.  Sorry.  NEXT."  And no one investigated this?  Or questioned the janitor, or...?  I mean, that's a pretty serious allegation.

Not to mention the comments are highly victim-blamey.  "Well of course she was making it up, why would a janitor come clean the room while it was occupied?"  "This is clearly a lie, you don't 'awake' from meditation."  COME ON.  PEOPLE.  Some editor needs a boot up his ass.
 
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