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2013-02-09 01:16:09 PM
8 votes:

Aar1012: Atheists have camps?


Only ones we put Christians in.  Uhh...I mean, they're re-education camps.  No, wait, I'm not supposed to say that either.  Uhh...knowledge camps!  That's it.
2013-02-09 01:56:15 PM
7 votes:
That article was total farking bullshiat. Where were the baby bbq's? The gay orgies? The ritualistic virgin sacrifices to Hitchens? And he wasn't even forced to shoot heroin in his eyeballs once? That must have been some weenie junior camp.The atheist camp I went to, we were raping bald eagles and smoking the mary-juana before the hell wagon left the slaughterhouse! Kids these days....tsk, tsk.....
2013-02-09 12:58:01 PM
6 votes:

Lsherm: FloydA: Dead for Tax Reasons:

it seems like he just went there to point and laugh at how wrong the people there were, not to actually think or see the other side.

Yep.

Two people see something that they don't completely understand.  The atheist will usually say "I don't know," and if s/he is motivated to do so, will go on to try to find an explanation.  The theist will usually say "must be God" and cease all further speculation, because s/he has already come to an answer that satisfies him/her.

I find this stereotypical summation, typical of liberal bigotry, amusingly ironic.

Please, you two, tell us more about how "those people" think.  Make sure to fluff yourselves up as the enlightened class at the same time.  Extra bonus points for ridiculous generalizations and/or complete ignorance baout the people you are criticizing.


Well, it's a good thing you know better than to stereotype.
2013-02-09 02:19:28 PM
4 votes:

thamike: Atheist Church?  What, like Brazzers?


i105.photobucket.com
What an atheist church might look like.
2013-02-09 05:22:43 PM
3 votes:
Sheeit! Religion again? Sooooo boring. Been there. Total waste of 30 years. And then I got crucified. And now I have to hang up here in this fuggin' white room listening to d-bag angels sing elevator music 24-7. Which is why I've got wifi because at least I can surf some porn.

Sure, believe in "God" all you want, insects. But take it from me, my dad's a total a-hole who's never followed through on a promise in his life - unless it's to torture you like some kid with an ant farm. You wanna worship that? What-e-ver.
2013-02-09 05:17:19 PM
3 votes:

FloydA: thamike: Atheist Church?  What, like Brazzers?

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]
What an atheist church might look like.


www.reverie.comI prefer the Church of the Inner Spring
2013-02-09 05:13:39 PM
3 votes:

Aar1012: Atheists have camps?


www.moviefancentral.com
This one time, at atheist camp ...
2013-02-09 12:39:57 PM
3 votes:
Atheists have camps?
2013-02-09 12:27:25 PM
3 votes:
This shiat is getting old. Fundies, please stop trying to force your religion on everyone. Atheists, please quit trolling the fundies
2013-02-09 04:56:38 PM
2 votes:
Fundies, meet the Internets: the downfall of your silliness. People in Podunk who otherwise would have no contact with anyone outside their insulated community are able to receive the entirety of human knowledge at their fingertips - granted, most of that knowledge centers around porn and cats, but that's a different tale for a different time. The Webs will chip away at your base. The end is nigh.
2013-02-09 02:28:34 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: After his introduction, we sang a Queen song as the service moved along.

"Who Wants to Live Forever"?

/there can be only one
2013-02-09 02:16:32 PM
2 votes:
Atheist Church?  What, like Brazzers?
2013-02-09 08:48:00 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Aar1012: Atheists have camps?

Only ones we put Christians in.  Uhh...I mean, they're re-education camps.  No, wait, I'm not supposed to say that either.  Uhh...knowledge camps!  That's it.


"Did I say Death camps? I meant 'Happy Camps'!"
i142.photobucket.com
2013-02-09 07:21:40 PM
1 votes:
www.deeptruths.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-09 07:02:25 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: "If scientific analysis were conclusively to demonstrate certain claims in Buddhism to be false, then we must accept the findings of science and abandon those claims."

― Dalai Lama XIV, The Universe in a Single Atom: The Convergence of Science and Spirituality



Heh.  So when science conclusively demonstrates that people don't reincarnate into spirits and bugs, then they will abandon those claims.  Seems like a pretty safe dodge.
2013-02-09 06:57:12 PM
1 votes:
Church is just another form of atheism.
2013-02-09 06:37:34 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: FloydA: Dead for Tax Reasons:

it seems like he just went there to point and laugh at how wrong the people there were, not to actually think or see the other side.

Yep.

Two people see something that they don't completely understand.  The atheist will usually say "I don't know," and if s/he is motivated to do so, will go on to try to find an explanation.  The theist will usually say "must be God" and cease all further speculation, because s/he has already come to an answer that satisfies him/her.

I find this stereotypical summation, typical of liberal bigotry, amusingly ironic.

Please, you two, tell us more about how "those people" think.  Make sure to fluff yourselves up as the enlightened class at the same time.  Extra bonus points for ridiculous generalizations and/or complete ignorance baout the people you are criticizing.


You can't blame him -- that's how God made him.
2013-02-09 05:58:50 PM
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: Avast:  Threat detected, URL blocked


Arrrrrr! Thar be Christians!

/Arrr.
2013-02-09 05:54:23 PM
1 votes:
letrole: Atheism is a Religion.

i259.photobucket.com
2013-02-09 05:50:46 PM
1 votes:
I don't know whether Farkers are trolling, or feeding the trolls. Either way, this thread is hilarious.
2013-02-09 05:36:59 PM
1 votes:

letrole: Atheism is a Religion.


Oh good, now it's a party.
2013-02-09 05:33:54 PM
1 votes:

ph0rk: maxheck: I will take exception to your idea that the Christ isn't the center of worship... I'm pretty sure there are a few people who hang on his words and put his picture up everywhere. As an outsider, I am pretty sure that the Christ was considered a leader of his flock.

Yup, around here, Jesus is a pretty big farking deal:

[cdn.marshill.com image 720x402]

/I don't really get the donkey image, myself, if that's what it is.


It's a reference to Ezekiel 23:20:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


The word of the Lord.  Amen.
2013-02-09 05:31:38 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: thamike: Atheist Church?  What, like Brazzers?

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]
What an atheist church might look like.


An atheist place to congregate and seek higher learning?

That's called a "school".  AN ATHEIST CHURCH IS A SCHOOL!

/unless it's a Catholic school
//or a public school in Arkansas
///or Tennessee
////or Texas
2013-02-09 05:27:05 PM
1 votes:

susler: I found it interesting that he was made uncomfortable by the press taking pictures and recording

The press was there catching interviews. (They also recorded the entire service along with the attendees to a point that it made it uncomfortable).

Yet he had no issue taking his own pictures covertly

I surreptitiously wandered around taking photos of the event. I was, after all, running a clandestine intel-gathering mission behind enemy lines.

At least the press was aboveboard and didn't sneak around like he did.

Also his use of the term enemy should put to rest any thought or even hint that he was there with even a slightly open mind.

The guy's an asswipe no matter which side he's on of any debate.


A religious hypocrite?  HOW CAN THAT BE?  HE IS THE FIRST.
2013-02-09 05:22:02 PM
1 votes:

g4lt: FloydA: thamike: Atheist Church?  What, like Brazzers?

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]
What an atheist church might look like.

[www.reverie.com image 850x676]I prefer the Church of the Inner Spring


For a second there, I was wondering why you had a hidden stash of toilet paper.
2013-02-09 05:18:37 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Aar1012: Atheists have camps?

Only ones we put Christians in.  Uhh...I mean, they're re-education camps.  No, wait, I'm not supposed to say that either.  Uhh...knowledge camps!  That's it.


theparanoidgamer.com
What an atheist camp might look like.
2013-02-09 05:03:26 PM
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com

just sayin'
2013-02-09 05:02:26 PM
1 votes:
ArkyBeagle: I'll start getting turtles. BRB.

images.sodahead.com

already on the case
2013-02-09 04:51:57 PM
1 votes:
Dear God,

What created you and what are you made out of? Also, who created whoever created you?
2013-02-09 03:36:31 PM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Atheists, please quit trolling the fundies


They started it.
2013-02-09 03:14:38 PM
1 votes:
did i miss somacondra getting the wand passed to him by bevets, or something?


muck4doo: Because anti-absurdville tends to go in their own absurdville directions as well. Remember when that cross got stolen off the cemetery on some obscure California mountain?


people do goofy shiat, that's kinda what we're good at. it doesn't take an ethos to be a goofy bastard, and having an ethos doesn't negate being a goofy bastard.

that really doesn't have anything to do with what i was talking about, tho.
2013-02-09 01:58:24 PM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: That article was total farking bullshiat. Where were the baby bbq's? The gay orgies? The ritualistic virgin sacrifices to Hitchens? And he wasn't even forced to shoot heroin in his eyeballs once? That must have been some weenie junior camp.The atheist camp I went to, we were raping bald eagles and smoking the mary-juana before the hell wagon left the slaughterhouse! Kids these days....tsk, tsk.....


All churches are just like Jesus camp too
2013-02-09 01:32:45 PM
1 votes:
"Atheist Church" is an oxymoron. Also stupid, but I repeat myself.
2013-02-09 12:56:24 PM
1 votes:
"So," I thought to myself, "at the creation of the universe from nothing there was an inconceivable amount of light followed by the most improbable conditions that allowed for the entire universe to exist."

I couldn't hold back a huge smile.

Why? Because Cliff's talk sounded an awful lot like this:

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

The earth was without form and void...

and God said, 'Let there be light.'"


It also sounds a lot like Ovid's Metamorphoses, and the Stoic conception of everything initially coming from fire. And a bunch of other old stuff, too.

What's your point, God boy?
2013-02-09 12:52:05 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Dead for Tax Reasons:

it seems like he just went there to point and laugh at how wrong the people there were, not to actually think or see the other side.

Yep.

Two people see something that they don't completely understand.  The atheist will usually say "I don't know," and if s/he is motivated to do so, will go on to try to find an explanation.  The theist will usually say "must be God" and cease all further speculation, because s/he has already come to an answer that satisfies him/her.


I find this stereotypical summation, typical of liberal bigotry, amusingly ironic.

Please, you two, tell us more about how "those people" think.  Make sure to fluff yourselves up as the enlightened class at the same time.  Extra bonus points for ridiculous generalizations and/or complete ignorance baout the people you are criticizing.
2013-02-09 12:16:59 PM
1 votes:
A (perhaps first-ever) atheistic church band leading the congregation in hits from Queen, Stevie Wonder, and Nina Simone.

It seemed that most people were there for those very reasons - community and singing. Or, what we Christians like to call, fellowship and worship.


singing is worship now?  i guess they were worshipping freddie murcury by singing queen

It doesn't matter how many songs you sing or how many people you hang out with - if it's not centered around Jesus (the true reason for church in the first place) it's never going to be enough.

yes, it could.  not everyone needs god and jesus, just their fellow man

it seems like he just went there to point and laugh at how wrong the people there were, not to actually think or see the other side.
 
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