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(Local10 WPLG)   The hotel safe is for brandy and grandmother's pearls   (local10.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-09 02:40:36 PM
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I don't even get out of bed for 15K.
 
2013-02-09 03:55:12 PM
Gotta walk before you can crawl.
 
2013-02-09 04:12:33 PM

NateAsbestos: Gotta walk before you can crawl.


Flip that around
 
2013-02-09 04:15:10 PM
Biltmore Hotel.
CORAL GABLES, Fla. -


There's more than one?
www.americandrivingvacations.com
 
2013-02-09 04:15:26 PM
You think we need one more?

/Seriously, those movies had the greatest soundtracks, ever.
 
2013-02-09 04:22:39 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Biltmore Hotel.
CORAL GABLES, Fla. -

There's more than one?
[www.americandrivingvacations.com image 850x548]


that isn't a hotel. i live about 3 miles from the entrance.
 
2013-02-09 04:24:13 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: that isn't a hotel. i live about 3 miles from the entrance.


That house is so big even the entrance is three miles from the entrance.
 
2013-02-09 04:29:30 PM

wiredroach: What_Would_Jimi_Do: that isn't a hotel. i live about 3 miles from the entrance.

That house is so big even the entrance is three miles from the entrance.


i had to double check the distance. 2.1 miles to be exact.
 
2013-02-09 04:55:22 PM
All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.
 
2013-02-09 06:10:48 PM
Yeah, the pearl necklace I gave Subby's grandma!


/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-02-09 07:11:14 PM
One of my old customers on Fark? Weird.
 
2013-02-09 07:30:39 PM
I have never enjoyed the touch of steel to my skin.
 
2013-02-09 07:53:38 PM
"Police say a brown Nissan Maxima with three men inside of it backed in to the loading dock of the hotel. One of the armed men went in to the security office, forced the security guard to the ground, and took his iPhone. "


If the security guard was doing the job one might expect a security guard to do this robbery would have ended pretty fast. Instead the guard was absorbed by the iToy.
 
2013-02-09 07:58:38 PM

NameDot: "Police say a brown Nissan Maxima with three men inside of it backed in to the loading dock of the hotel. One of the armed men went in to the security office, forced the security guard to the ground, and took his iPhone. "


If the security guard was doing the job one might expect a security guard to do this robbery would have ended pretty fast. Instead the guard was absorbed by the iToy.


yes I'm ashamed of my self <shuffling feet, staring at floor> DRTFA
 
2013-02-09 08:52:07 PM
Why is the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables and not Asheville?  There is a Biltmore Hotel on the grounds of the Biltmore in Asheville, but it's not the mansion.  By the way, Cedric's is delicious, but overpriced... and my wife got drunk at the wine tasting and bought all the dip mix they had in the gift shop.
 
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