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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Smoking hot 18 year old woman arrested for leaving hickeys on a boy's neck. Fark: A boy half her age   (wpbf.com) divider line 30
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2013-02-09 01:13:54 PM
12 votes:

Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.


hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.
2013-02-09 02:04:37 PM
4 votes:
Ok, CSB time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a female baby sitter about 16. She used to love to play a game where I tied her up and beat her with a hairbrush. She would seem to pee her pants a bit and I remember a distinctive smell.

I didn't encounter that particular smell again until I was a drunken 15 year old ...

Dear PenthouseHighlights?
2013-02-09 02:01:49 PM
4 votes:

Eligarf: Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?


"Laid together"? Did he "know" her? Will she have "begat" anything within onescore fortnights or so? And if "begat" is the past tense, what is the future tense? "Will be begitting"? What is the present tense, anyway? "She is begitting?" I'm not great at conjugating, but neither were the two of them, apparently, if biting was all they could think of. What's wrong with a kiss, boy? That doesn't leave any marks.
2013-02-09 01:09:03 PM
4 votes:

Smashed Hat: 18? That girl looks to be about 14 and now I feel dirty.


I hear furious masturbation will cure that
2013-02-09 01:33:17 PM
3 votes:
I've had a 3 month old infant leave a hickey on me.

have a seat over there, you perv
2013-02-09 11:43:09 AM
3 votes:
Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-09 09:28:20 AM
3 votes:
Looks 14, acts 14, totally legal. Let me get my roofies and duct tape and... darn, I'm in Massachusetts and there's no travel during the blizzard.
2013-02-09 01:54:24 PM
2 votes:
[dont-fark-with-the-jesus.jpg]

Nine years old, dude.
2013-02-09 01:44:52 PM
2 votes:
Future teacher?
2013-02-09 01:27:12 PM
2 votes:
you guys are creeps.... Now what is this young lass's Facebook page, so i can go over and protect her from this abuse.
2013-02-09 01:13:54 PM
2 votes:
Damn, she's cute. I'd let her babysit my cock.
2013-02-09 01:12:39 PM
2 votes:
She was just standing her ground.  The boy came to her and started biting.
2013-02-10 12:36:10 PM
1 votes:

pheelix: On a hot summer night when I was 10 I was backyard camping with two buddies of mine.  We heard a car up the block leaving this girl's house so we went to investigate.  The girl was sitting by herself on her front porch.  She had long blonde Farah Fawcett hair (it was 1980), athletic build, was considerably taller than us due to the age difference, and had just graduated from high school.  We went over by her to shoot the shiat and before long she was asking us if we'd ever kissed a girl.  Next thing I know she's taking turns making out with us while giving us instructions on how to do it properly.  She left an indelible mark on me by giving me a huge shot of self confidence at a time when I really farking needed it as well as a glimpse of what my future held.  I sincerely hope she doesn't regret her behavior that night.  I sure as hell don't.


The trauma is KILLING YOU! Please, hand that woman over to authorities right away, it's never too late to ruin someone's life over hurt puritanical sensibilities!
2013-02-10 01:22:24 AM
1 votes:
I am a dude, and have a sister that is 9 years older that me. Her girlfriends used to hold me down and give me hickey's on the neck and chest when I was 7 or 8. No one thought it was weird back then. They were just trying to embarrass me.
2013-02-09 08:17:01 PM
1 votes:
sybaritesauvage.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-09 06:23:18 PM
1 votes:
CSB:

I remember my first sexy-time with my babysitter. I was about 9 or 10 and she promised me she would show me something neat. Boy was it. That summer we spend MANY nights exploring each other and we would take "trips" during the day to be alone and explore the feelings growing between us. Unfortunately, with the coming of fall and the first threat of snow, gramma had to go back to Florida to her condo.

/csb
2013-02-09 06:04:09 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: In the Middle Ages the Catholic Church set the age of consent/marriage at 14 for males and 12 for females.
(link)


This is a surprise? If it was up to some Catholic priests, those would still be the ages of consent.
2013-02-09 05:36:41 PM
1 votes:
Mark Ratner: Damn, she's cute. I'd let her babysit my cock.


www.backyardchickens.com

/Because I know this is what you really meant.
2013-02-09 05:19:06 PM
1 votes:
Wanted for questioning:

upload.wikimedia.org

How the FARK am I the first with this one?!?!
2013-02-09 03:04:24 PM
1 votes:
My sister used to give the best hickeys
2013-02-09 02:40:47 PM
1 votes:

calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?


Good thing her last name wasn't Penisripper.
2013-02-09 02:35:52 PM
1 votes:
m.wpbf.com

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco where it's practically legal and there are gazillions of 50 year old silicon valley jillionaires and you'll be pulling down $300,000 per year in no time. Or you could head on down to San Fernando Valley and start at $1,000,000 as a porn star.
2013-02-09 02:09:00 PM
1 votes:
99.998er: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

...or Jablowmi


...or Masseth.
2013-02-09 01:57:13 PM
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: GBB: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.

I wonder what Sandra Slutman is up to later...


I need to go talk to the Analmann twins on the next block.
2013-02-09 01:53:33 PM
1 votes:
And if her name were Dickman . . . ?
2013-02-09 01:24:28 PM
1 votes:
When I was nine my sister's friends & I would swap hickeys. It was something to do while our mothers watched The Guiding Light. Too bad the damn fur kept sticking in my teeth.
2013-02-09 01:21:37 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Doctor Funkenstein: Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.

I know, right?


Fark's paint huffing buddy made the cut, too!
2013-02-09 12:56:33 PM
1 votes:
I'd bite it.
2013-02-09 12:25:56 PM
1 votes:

calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?


No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.
2013-02-09 08:40:37 AM
1 votes:

Smashed Hat: 18? That girl looks to be about 14 and now I feel dirty.


If she's still in the "hickeys are cool" stage, she acts 14, too.
 
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