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2013-02-09 08:36:07 AM
18? That girl looks to be about 14 and now I feel dirty.
 
2013-02-09 08:40:37 AM

Smashed Hat: 18? That girl looks to be about 14 and now I feel dirty.


If she's still in the "hickeys are cool" stage, she acts 14, too.
 
2013-02-09 08:48:25 AM
She's legal so it's okay to fap.
 
2013-02-09 09:06:31 AM
Fort Pierce had great BBQ, back in the day it was like going to the big city.  Third time it has been in the news this week.  All of it believable.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-09 09:28:20 AM
Looks 14, acts 14, totally legal. Let me get my roofies and duct tape and... darn, I'm in Massachusetts and there's no travel during the blizzard.
 
2013-02-09 11:43:09 AM
Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?
 
2013-02-09 12:25:56 PM

calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?


No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.
 
2013-02-09 12:56:33 PM
I'd bite it.
 
2013-02-09 01:09:03 PM

Smashed Hat: 18? That girl looks to be about 14 and now I feel dirty.


I hear furious masturbation will cure that
 
2013-02-09 01:09:31 PM
That's not a woman, that's a girl.
 
2013-02-09 01:12:39 PM
She was just standing her ground.  The boy came to her and started biting.
 
2013-02-09 01:13:54 PM
Damn, she's cute. I'd let her babysit my cock.
 
GBB
2013-02-09 01:13:54 PM

Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.


hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.
 
2013-02-09 01:14:11 PM
Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.
 
2013-02-09 01:19:10 PM

GBB: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.


I wonder what Sandra Slutman is up to later...
 
2013-02-09 01:19:23 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.


I know, right?
 
2013-02-09 01:21:37 PM

Marshal805: Doctor Funkenstein: Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.

I know, right?


Fark's paint huffing buddy made the cut, too!
 
2013-02-09 01:21:55 PM
Heh....wow...

Look at her FB pics, she's got pics of the kid shirtless....
 
2013-02-09 01:22:02 PM
So, will this pedophile die horribly by the hands of her fellow inmates?

Probably not.
 
2013-02-09 01:22:42 PM
OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.
 
2013-02-09 01:22:45 PM
www.wpbf.com

Just kidding.
 
2013-02-09 01:22:52 PM
Any woman named Tawny is bound for the stripper pole.

I've had a 3 month old infant leave a hickey on me.
 
2013-02-09 01:22:54 PM
All the compulsive dieting and pubic hair shaving is making these 18 yr olds look awfully young
 
2013-02-09 01:23:25 PM
She was hungry? They were play acting The Walking Dead?
 
2013-02-09 01:24:28 PM
When I was nine my sister's friends & I would swap hickeys. It was something to do while our mothers watched The Guiding Light. Too bad the damn fur kept sticking in my teeth.
 
2013-02-09 01:24:36 PM
False "Smoking hot" trifecta comp....oh, wait, she ain't that bad as far as jailbait goes.
 
2013-02-09 01:24:36 PM
FTFA: According to a report from the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office, the mother thought the boy was staying at Hickman's house in a "baby-sitter type situation,"

Look lady. There's three ways that this can go down that I can see...
1) You didn't know. He lied and snuck over. You've eliminated that one.
2.) You did know he was going, but you weren't paying her. That makes you a questionable parent.
3. ) You {paid | swapped services with} her for babysitting which means you KNEW the boy was staying there. Either you've been overpaying for babysitting or underpaying for prostitution.

/As an aside, I don't think that hickeys are harmful to a child.
 
2013-02-09 01:26:06 PM
"Smoking hot"?

Might I suggest some psychotherapy?

Christ...she looks like a child.
 
2013-02-09 01:26:55 PM

unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.


She looks cuter in her mugshot.
 
2013-02-09 01:27:12 PM
you guys are creeps.... Now what is this young lass's Facebook page, so i can go over and protect her from this abuse.
 
2013-02-09 01:29:11 PM
With the distgustingness of this story, at least sbuby didn't use the Florida tag. This state is about as close to hell as is pssible arleady.
 
2013-02-09 01:29:30 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: Fort Pierce had great BBQ, back in the day it was like going to the big city.  Third time it has been in the news this week.  All of it believable.



   Saw my first Jai Alai there...
 
2013-02-09 01:31:55 PM

mittromneysdog: unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

She looks cuter in her mugshot.



Concur. Also second (or third or millionth) the 'she looks way younger than 18' comment.
 
2013-02-09 01:32:33 PM

unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.


Bored, and you made investigating your claim a better than working...

Verdict, holy hell she had a case of the unhealthy crush.
 
2013-02-09 01:33:12 PM
I'd hit it. Maybe even feel bad about it later.
 
2013-02-09 01:33:17 PM
I've had a 3 month old infant leave a hickey on me.

have a seat over there, you perv
 
2013-02-09 01:33:56 PM
She would do very well in the teen porn niche - seriously.
 
2013-02-09 01:34:09 PM

yesanded: "Smoking hot"?

Might I suggest some psychotherapy?

Christ...she looks like a child.


Yes, and?
 
2013-02-09 01:34:57 PM
18?  She looks like a 12-year old trying to look 18.
 
2013-02-09 01:35:03 PM
By the way, anyone find it odd that a) her father's profile name is Tawny Hickyman, and b) is listed as female, and... actually that profile is full of wtf.
 
2013-02-09 01:36:03 PM
I kissed a baby a few weeks ago. Is the law looking for me?
 
2013-02-09 01:36:43 PM
Woah. She's a kid! A kid I can have sex with!
 
2013-02-09 01:36:49 PM

italie: False "Smoking hot" trifecta comp....oh, wait, she ain't that bad as far as jailbait goes.


She ain't bad as far as anything goes.Especially since she's 18, and not jailbait. Subby should get some kind of reward for "smokin' hot" actually including someone who isn't a hag. Everybody's definition of where 'cute' ends and 'smokin' hot' begins is going to be different, but the usual run we see under this tag are extremely bad=, and most people can usually agree on decent looking or not...
 
2013-02-09 01:37:26 PM

metal_gear: I kissed a baby a few weeks ago. Is the law looking for me?


Yes.
 
2013-02-09 01:39:26 PM

unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.


OK, I have to admit that I'm new at this FB stuff. I checked out her page and found two pics of a little boy hamming it up for the camera. If that's all you're going on, you should re-think your statement. I see nothing that tells us this isn't anything more than a kid being a kid in a picture.
 
2013-02-09 01:40:54 PM
She's just bad at math.

The proper algorithm is MINIMUM BANGING AGE = YOUR AGE/2 + 7.  She just forgot the +7.
 
2013-02-09 01:41:10 PM

AaronSynn: Heh....wow...

Look at her FB pics, she's got pics of the kid shirtless....


"It must be my birthday!"
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 01:41:32 PM
The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.
 
2013-02-09 01:44:29 PM

Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.


If you had a 9 year old daughter and some 18 year old guy left hickeys on her neck, you wouldn't call the cops? And if you read the article, she had heard rumors that the girl had been doing stuff with her son, and didn't call the cops until she had put hickey's on him.
 
2013-02-09 01:44:34 PM

Mikey1969: unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

OK, I have to admit that I'm new at this FB stuff. I checked out her page and found two pics of a little boy hamming it up for the camera. If that's all you're going on, you should re-think your statement. I see nothing that tells us this isn't anything more than a kid being a kid in a picture.



Appears to also be a video of said kid. I didn't want to click it, but it does appear to be the same child. Also several comments dedicated to what may also be him.
 
2013-02-09 01:44:52 PM
Future teacher?
 
2013-02-09 01:45:26 PM

YouIsATard: With the distgustingness of this story, at least sbuby didn't use the Florida tag. This state is about as close to hell as is pssible arleady.


Well, maybe it wasn't subby, but someone tagged it Florida.
 
2013-02-09 01:45:53 PM

Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.


The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?
 
2013-02-09 01:48:30 PM
unchellmatt:

OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

Not anymore. Damn you Farkers for tipping 'em off.
 
2013-02-09 01:48:36 PM
Fark titles are about as misleading as the thumbnail pics on Youtube videos.
 
2013-02-09 01:49:10 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.


You gotta hand to them for linking us to that right in the middle of the article because the first thing I think of in a case like this is 'women on death row.'

The boy crawled into bed with her and they bit each other a few times.

Show me a list of mass murdering whores NOW!!!!!.
 
2013-02-09 01:50:51 PM

The One True TheDavid: unchellmatt:

OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

Not anymore. Damn you Farkers for tipping 'em off.


It's still wide open. Perhaps you're looking at the wrong one. Either way, everything's still viewable.
 
2013-02-09 01:52:21 PM

The One True TheDavid: unchellmatt:

OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

Not anymore. Damn you Farkers for tipping 'em off.


Never mind. Found it.

She kinda reminds me of my youngest niece except she's legal and not related. Hmm.
 
2013-02-09 01:52:22 PM

Mikey1969: unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

OK, I have to admit that I'm new at this FB stuff. I checked out her page and found two pics of a little boy hamming it up for the camera. If that's all you're going on, you should re-think your statement. I see nothing that tells us this isn't anything more than a kid being a kid in a picture.


Well keep scrolling down. There's another pic with 3 shirtless boys in her room and another series of pictures of the hickey boy where he's wearing her bracelet and someone even comments "Is that your bracelet?" and she replies "Yea he likes it bc its gold so I let him wear it sometimes".

If a 9-year-old neighborhood boy is wearing your jewelry, you seem to be obsessed with him judging by all the pics of him, and you have pictures of shirtless boys dancing in your room, you might have an unhealthy addiction to young boys. There's not one picture of a boy over 11 in her Facebook pics and she has almost as many pictures of him as of herself. I highly recommend watching the videos too. He does dirty dancing in one for her.
 
2013-02-09 01:53:33 PM
And if her name were Dickman . . . ?
 
2013-02-09 01:54:04 PM
Walker:
If a 9-year-old neighborhood boy is wearing your jewelry, you seem to be obsessed with him judging by all the pics of him, and you have pictures of shirtless boys dancing in your room, you might have an unhealthy addiction to young boys. There's not one picture of a boy over 11 in her Facebook pics and she has almost as many pictures of him as of herself. I highly recommend watching the videos too. He does dirty dancing in one for her.

Glad I'm not the only one doing some detective work around here. You know, for uh, science... or something... yeah...
 
2013-02-09 01:54:24 PM
[dont-fark-with-the-jesus.jpg]

Nine years old, dude.
 
2013-02-09 01:57:13 PM

Billy Bathsalt: GBB: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.

I wonder what Sandra Slutman is up to later...


I need to go talk to the Analmann twins on the next block.
 
2013-02-09 01:57:27 PM
I blame Twilight.
 
2013-02-09 01:57:42 PM

Eligarf: Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?


You consider hickey's a life threatening condition?
 
2013-02-09 01:58:04 PM

Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.


This. Would I let her babysit again? no. Call the cops and potentially ruin your life? absolutely no. Admittedly if the gender roles were reversed I probably would though.
 
2013-02-09 02:01:49 PM

Eligarf: Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?


"Laid together"? Did he "know" her? Will she have "begat" anything within onescore fortnights or so? And if "begat" is the past tense, what is the future tense? "Will be begitting"? What is the present tense, anyway? "She is begitting?" I'm not great at conjugating, but neither were the two of them, apparently, if biting was all they could think of. What's wrong with a kiss, boy? That doesn't leave any marks.
 
2013-02-09 02:02:55 PM

Eligarf: The kid said that they laid together. The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her. Still think the mom was wrong?


"lower stomach area" Are you reading some news story that I'm not? The one I'm reading says that the boy woke in the middle of the night, went into her room, and laid with her. That makes him a rapist.
 
2013-02-09 02:03:02 PM
You guys are sick, there could be a perfectly reasonable explanation.  Like, if you try to strangle someone with a small neck and you wear rings that can leave bruises that resemble hickeys.  And the little knuckles, height and arm reach of a 9 year old boy might leave marks like the ones described on the stomach of the girl.

Maybe they had a kung-fu fight.
 
2013-02-09 02:03:09 PM

Rip Dashrock: Eligarf: Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?

You consider hickey's a life threatening condition?


Life threatening? No.  Criminal, when they appear on a 9 yo?  Yes.  You call the cops when a crime has been committed, not just in life threatening circumstances.
 
2013-02-09 02:03:41 PM

Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.


...or Jablowmi
 
2013-02-09 02:03:58 PM

yesanded: "Smoking hot"?

Might I suggest some psychotherapy?

Christ...she looks like a child.


SHE needs the psychotherapy.
But of course, it's much more fun to exact revenge justice because it's so much fun and allows "the authorities" and the nosy neighbors to get their jollies..
 
2013-02-09 02:04:37 PM
Ok, CSB time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a female baby sitter about 16. She used to love to play a game where I tied her up and beat her with a hairbrush. She would seem to pee her pants a bit and I remember a distinctive smell.

I didn't encounter that particular smell again until I was a drunken 15 year old ...

Dear PenthouseHighlights?
 
2013-02-09 02:04:53 PM
I'd hit it. I might feel a little weird, though. She doesn't look 18.
 
2013-02-09 02:04:54 PM
<i>The report went on to say the boy awoke in the middle of the night and went in to Hickman's room "and laid with her." </i>

Sounds like the boy invaded her bed and got bit. That means he should probably learn to stay away from beds where he is not invited.
 
2013-02-09 02:05:32 PM

Gunny Walker: Eligarf: The kid said that they laid together. The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her. Still think the mom was wrong?

"lower stomach area" Are you reading some news story that I'm not? The one I'm reading says that the boy woke in the middle of the night, went into her room, and laid with her. That makes him a rapist.


Yes, I am.  I am reading accounts of this story from a variety of sources in order to help ascertain what actually happened versus what one particular news outlet chooses to present.  I highly recommend this technique.  It is like diversifying your stock portfolio, except with knowledge.

Just Google her name and start reading the articles.
 
2013-02-09 02:05:34 PM

Christian Bale: <i>The report went on to say the boy awoke in the middle of the night and went in to Hickman's room "and laid with her." </i>

Sounds like the boy invaded her bed and got bit. That means he should probably learn to stay away from beds where he is not invited.


And I should learn to stop typing out html tags
 
2013-02-09 02:07:14 PM
Wait - why was a 9-year-old with an 18-year-old in a "babysitter-type" situation in the middle of the night?
And what is a babysitter-type situation? Was it babysitting or not?
 
2013-02-09 02:08:04 PM

Eligarf: Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?


Yeah. She is a cock-blocker. But keep on thinking that girls and boys are the same, and keep on being oblivious and outraged every time society let the female perpetrator go off easier than if she was a male.
 
2013-02-09 02:09:00 PM
99.998er: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

...or Jablowmi


...or Masseth.
 
2013-02-09 02:09:20 PM

Walker: Well keep scrolling down. There's another pic with 3 shirtless boys in her room and another series of pictures of the hickey boy where he's wearing her bracelet and someone even comments "Is that your bracelet?" and she replies "Yea he likes it bc its gold so I let him wear it sometimes".


That's what I was wondering. Wasn't sure if I was missing more pics or not.
 
2013-02-09 02:09:40 PM

nmemkha: Ok, CSB time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a female baby sitter about 16. She used to love to play a game where I tied her up and beat her with a hairbrush. She would seem to pee her pants a bit and I remember a distinctive smell.

I didn't encounter that particular smell again until I was a drunken 15 year old ...

Dear PenthouseHighlights?


My hubby was 12 when he had his first sexytime. She was 15. Not a huge age difference, but to be fair, he looked about 10. Some girls have a fetish for deflowering young boys...
 
2013-02-09 02:11:08 PM

dopekitty74: nmemkha: Ok, CSB time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a female baby sitter about 16. She used to love to play a game where I tied her up and beat her with a hairbrush. She would seem to pee her pants a bit and I remember a distinctive smell.

I didn't encounter that particular smell again until I was a drunken 15 year old ...

Dear PenthouseHighlights?

My hubby was 12 when he had his first sexytime. She was 15. Not a huge age difference, but to be fair, he looked about 10. Some girls have a fetish for deflowering young boys...


If I could be so lucky. I had no clue and she never laid a hand on me.

I suspect she is chained in some nice man's dungeon somewhere ...
 
2013-02-09 02:11:20 PM

Eligarf: Yes, I am. I am reading accounts of this story from a variety of sources in order to help ascertain what actually happened versus what one particular news outlet chooses to present. I highly recommend this technique. It is like diversifying your stock portfolio, except with knowledge.

Just Google her name and start reading the articles.


Already did. I googled "Tawny Hickman" and "stomach" together. Nothing but crappy blogs. Which is why I challenged you on it. Unless you think MovieBalla.Com is a legitimate news source.
 
2013-02-09 02:11:28 PM

AaronSynn: Heh....wow...

Look at her FB pics, she's got pics of the kid shirtless....


Three pictures, and boys like to run around without their shirts on.

/Truth be told, I think the third one is a different kid.
//Dammit, Fark, why do you have me examining pictures of half-naked boys!?
///brb, FBI.
 
2013-02-09 02:12:16 PM

Eligarf: Just Google her name and start reading the articles.


You still use Google?
 
2013-02-09 02:12:24 PM

Fallout Boy: Eligarf: Rip Dashrock: The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?

Yeah. She is a cock-blocker. But keep on thinking that girls and boys are the same, and keep on being oblivious and outraged every time society let the female perpetrator go off easier than if she was a male.


Wait, who said I was either oblivious or outraged?  And where do you get the idea that I think gender has anything to do with anything?  Frankly, the only thing that I see as a problem here is the kid's age.  He is 9.  As in "too young to recognize the psychological intracacies of authority, including when it is being misused against him".
 
2013-02-09 02:14:41 PM
Why, Hermione, why?
 
2013-02-09 02:19:06 PM

Gunny Walker: Eligarf: Yes, I am. I am reading accounts of this story from a variety of sources in order to help ascertain what actually happened versus what one particular news outlet chooses to present. I highly recommend this technique. It is like diversifying your stock portfolio, except with knowledge.

Just Google her name and start reading the articles.

Already did. I googled "Tawny Hickman" and "stomach" together. Nothing but crappy blogs. Which is why I challenged you on it. Unless you think MovieBalla.Com is a legitimate news source.


Um, no, that is not what I would call a legit source.  But these are:
http://crimesagainstkids.com/2013/01/28/babysitter-charged-with-abus e- after-9-y-o-turns-up-with-hickeys/
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2013/jan/28/fort-pierce-teenager-charged- wi th-child-abuse-on/
 
2013-02-09 02:19:10 PM
We only ever had one cute baby sitter. Our not so cute one had a boyfriend who must have been in his twenties (I think she was fourteen). It was the seventies, no one seemed to care. He drove an old hearse, and my brother and I thought it was cool to ride in the back of it ("There were dead people in here!").
 
2013-02-09 02:20:12 PM

unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.


I wonder if the boy in the photo is our complainant or just a little brother?
 
2013-02-09 02:20:22 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: Why, Hermione, why?


:D!
 
2013-02-09 02:21:01 PM
It doesn't matter what she did. Her life is ruined.

All of you farkers think the details actually matter while pretending to not understand the internet.

This is a localized community/family issue at best. -Some kids who grew up together and have probably known each other forever.

Thanks to Fark it's sitting right here on my doorstep for me to rip this girl apart.
 
2013-02-09 02:23:23 PM

Another Government Employee: unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

I wonder if the boy in the photo is our complainant or just a little brother?


Kid's name in her mobile uploads album that was shirtless was matt somethingorother. Not hickman, though that doesn't mean anything if two diff dads
 
2013-02-09 02:23:38 PM

AaronSynn: Heh....wow...

Look at her FB pics, she's got pics of the kid shirtless....


I only saw a profile pic.  Maybe she locked it down.
 
2013-02-09 02:26:14 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: AaronSynn: Heh....wow...

Look at her FB pics, she's got pics of the kid shirtless....

I only saw a profile pic.  Maybe she locked it down.


I was just there, clicked on photos, went to mobile uploads album that was last updated in january 2013
 
2013-02-09 02:29:06 PM

Eligarf: Um, no, that is not what I would call a legit source. But these are:
http://crimesagainstkids.com/2013/01/28/babysitter-charged-with-abus e- after-9-y-o-turns-up-with-hickeys/
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2013/jan/28/fort-pierce-teenager-charged- wi th-child-abuse-on/



I saw that crimes against kids site, but even they say, "We want you to know, this is a blog - not a news organization." and they don't cite a source in their article. The other appears to be a legitimate news source. Thank you for sharing. This whole story worries me, but mostly because it makes me wonder what the parents were thinking by letting their kid stay there.
 
2013-02-09 02:29:13 PM

TheOther: [www.wpbf.com image 620x349]

Just kidding.


When I look at her that song "Porn Star Dancing" starts playing in my head.
 
2013-02-09 02:29:19 PM

yesanded: "Smoking hot"?

Might I suggest some psychotherapy?

Christ...she looks like a child.


Man, she feels like a woman, who feels up a boy.
 
2013-02-09 02:35:52 PM
m.wpbf.com

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco where it's practically legal and there are gazillions of 50 year old silicon valley jillionaires and you'll be pulling down $300,000 per year in no time. Or you could head on down to San Fernando Valley and start at $1,000,000 as a porn star.
 
2013-02-09 02:38:05 PM
She's probably been abused and is attracted to someone much younger who can not hurt her.

Putting that aside, it is always helpful to remember that young people, much like old people, are stupid and impulsive and do things that "polite" society would...well.....treat as a sex crime.
 
2013-02-09 02:40:38 PM
bad idea.
still, when I hear arrested for sexual abuse, I get a little worried when no one has even alleged genital, oral, breast, or anal manipulation, exposure of any sexual organ, threat of force, or any element you typically see in a penal code.
 
2013-02-09 02:40:47 PM

calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?


Good thing her last name wasn't Penisripper.
 
2013-02-09 02:41:29 PM

UseLessHuman: She's probably been abused and is attracted to someone much younger who can not hurt her.

Putting that aside, it is always helpful to remember that young people, much like old people, are stupid and impulsive and do things that "polite" society would...well.....treat as a sex crime.




That's a sad possibility that seem plausible. Hopefully it isn't true, and this was just some sort of horseplay that got out of hand.
 
2013-02-09 02:44:29 PM

Repo Man: and this was just some sort of horseplay that got out of hand.


It got out of hand when they called the police on a bunch of children.
 
2013-02-09 02:51:15 PM

Billy Bathsalt: GBB: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.

I wonder what Sandra Slutman is up to later...


Awww.. now y'all got me wanting to chat up the Bukkakeman family down the road.
 
2013-02-09 02:54:26 PM
The kid in the picture (she tagged him in a post on her wall) has his own wide open Facebook page. Wtf? Has nobody heard of privacy settings?
 
2013-02-09 02:55:44 PM
God save us all from freaked-out dipshiat mommies.
 
2013-02-09 02:56:23 PM
Oh, sure. It's perfectly fine and nobody gets in trouble when Rush Limbaugh does it, but when a  girl does it, everybody grabs their pitchforks!
 
2013-02-09 02:57:44 PM
And that earns her a teaching diploma!
 
2013-02-09 02:58:35 PM
Maybe she's just trying to win Zerbert champion for 2013.
 
2013-02-09 03:00:31 PM

dopekitty74: nmemkha: Ok, CSB time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a female baby sitter about 16. She used to love to play a game where I tied her up and beat her with a hairbrush. She would seem to pee her pants a bit and I remember a distinctive smell.

I didn't encounter that particular smell again until I was a drunken 15 year old ...

Dear PenthouseHighlights?

My hubby was 12 when he had his first sexytime. She was 15. Not a huge age difference, but to be fair, he looked about 10. Some girls priests/boy scout leaders have a fetish for deflowering young boys...


/FTFY
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-09 03:00:55 PM
Would hit it.
 
2013-02-09 03:01:01 PM

OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco where it's practically legal and there are gazillions of 50 year old silicon valley jillionaires and you'll be pulling down $300,000 per year in no time. Or you could head on down to San Fernando Valley and start at $1,000,000 as a porn star.


How does Porn even make any $$?  Who the hell would pay to watch porn with free porn on-line??
 
2013-02-09 03:03:22 PM

tonguedepressor: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco where it's practically legal and there are gazillions of 50 year old silicon valley jillionaires and you'll be pulling down $300,000 per year in no time. Or you could head on down to San Fernando Valley and start at $1,000,000 as a porn star.

How does Porn even make any $$?  Who the hell would pay to watch porn with free porn on-line??


Porn =/= Newspaper industry

/they only exist because of the older folk.
 
2013-02-09 03:04:24 PM
My sister used to give the best hickeys
 
2013-02-09 03:04:55 PM

EmmaLou: The kid in the picture (she tagged him in a post on her wall) has his own wide open Facebook page. Wtf? Has nobody heard of privacy settings?


do you need a Facebook account to view her page?

/just asking because I don't have a Facebook account.
 
2013-02-09 03:07:27 PM
Oh, and BTW, I've been farking like a rabbit since the age of 15.  To all of you saying she is a child.. children don't have sex appeal.  A vag that has aged for at least 16 years is all kinds of great;  it smells wonderful, fits like a glove, comes attached to a stupid person who will try ANYTHING at least once...  total sex appeal.

she's a predator like any 18 year old boy trying to fark a 9 year old girl.

/Dont shoot the messenger.
 
2013-02-09 03:09:19 PM

fjnorton: My sister used to give the best hickeys


www.youfun.ewebsite.com
 
2013-02-09 03:11:35 PM

calbert: EmmaLou: The kid in the picture (she tagged him in a post on her wall) has his own wide open Facebook page. Wtf? Has nobody heard of privacy settings?

do you need a Facebook account to view her page?

/just asking because I don't have a Facebook account.



If it's a company page, usually no. If it's a person's page, you'd likely only see their likes and profile photo.
Of course all this is based on privacy settings as well.
 
2013-02-09 03:22:32 PM
Rent Party, while that is probably true, Fark is NOT the place to brag about a 3 month old giving you hickeys.

/Did you reciprocate?
 
2013-02-09 03:24:37 PM
Spay this idiot.
 
2013-02-09 03:27:19 PM
If she was legal I would ask to see six forms of identification to verify, and then I would hit it very much.
 
2013-02-09 03:32:06 PM

Smashed Hat: 18? That girl looks to be about 14 and now I feel dirty.

I initially thought 12, and she probably had the same thing happen to her at 9
 
2013-02-09 03:34:28 PM
She's going to make a mint on the waif porn circuit.
 
2013-02-09 03:35:34 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: Billy Bathsalt: GBB: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.

I wonder what Sandra Slutman is up to later...

Awww.. now y'all got me wanting to chat up the Bukkakeman family down the road.


Aren't they related to the Facialmans?
 
2013-02-09 03:35:39 PM
The death penalty should be given out for anyone using "smoking hot" in a headline.
 
2013-02-09 03:37:07 PM

amquelbettamin: All the compulsive dieting and pubic hair shaving is making these 18 yr olds look awfully young


Actually, your aging is making these 18 yr olds look young.
 
2013-02-09 03:37:33 PM
i'm 31 and i act 14 sometimes too.  give me a break!
 
2013-02-09 03:38:22 PM

John Buck 41: TiiiMMMaHHH: Billy Bathsalt: GBB: Indolent: calbert: Tawny Hickman

what did you expect?

No kidding.  Good thing her last name wasn't Biteman.

hmmm... mental note: need to start chatting up that Headman girl down the street.

I wonder what Sandra Slutman is up to later...

Awww.. now y'all got me wanting to chat up the Bukkakeman family down the road.

Aren't they related to the Facialmans?


I believe the Facialmans are German.  The Bukkakemans are Japanese.
 
2013-02-09 03:46:25 PM
I'm thinking that Florida + summer = shirtless for most boys.
 
2013-02-09 03:52:01 PM
Also, the shirtless boy whose name starts with "M" lists "Her" as his sister.
 
2013-02-09 03:58:10 PM

Spirit Hammer: Also, the shirtless boy whose name starts with "M" lists "Her" as his sister.


does it feel weird at all stalking through these FB pages of shirtless little boys located 1500 miles away from you?
 
2013-02-09 04:07:53 PM

relcec: Spirit Hammer: Also, the shirtless boy whose name starts with "M" lists "Her" as his sister.

does it feel weird at all stalking through these FB pages of shirtless little boys located 1500 miles away from you?


Apparently not for a lot of people posting here.
 
2013-02-09 04:07:58 PM
My last name is hickey.

/ate m&m's off of babysitters nipples when I was like 4. Guess she was maybe 16

//scarred for life.... Not
 
2013-02-09 04:11:50 PM
If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

f-you buddy, there are lots of families in SF that are not weird at all and i was born there, of course i moved away 15 years ago
 
2013-02-09 04:16:49 PM

OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco


"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.
 
2013-02-09 04:19:40 PM

mariner314: /ate m&m's off of babysitters nipples when I was like 4. Guess she was maybe 16


Please, continue with this story..
 
2013-02-09 04:20:41 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

f-you buddy, there are lots of families in SF that are not weird at all and i was born there, of course i moved away 15 years ago


But do you still loves the smell of your own farts?
 
2013-02-09 04:22:33 PM
Nice.

I would hit it, but I'd make her wear pigtails first.

/hell.
 
2013-02-09 04:25:38 PM

EmmaLou: The kid in the picture (she tagged him in a post on her wall) has his own wide open Facebook page. Wtf? Has nobody heard of privacy settings?


More importantly, why in the hell does a 9 year old have a Facebook in the first place?
/my nephew is 8. Couldn't imagine him having FB.
 
2013-02-09 04:27:28 PM
i200.photobucket.com

/Not impressed...
 
2013-02-09 04:27:37 PM

NotoriousFire: mariner314: /ate m&m's off of babysitters nipples when I was like 4. Guess she was maybe 16

Please, continue with this story..


Dude, I was maybe 4. I just remember she had dark nips. Actually didn't remember this until we were in a discussion about sexual abuse in college. It just flooded back in a moment of "hey, I WAS a 'victim' of sexual abuse (I guess)".

The trauma...
 
2013-02-09 04:34:05 PM

Another Government Employee: unchellmatt: OK... Creepy. Her Facebook profile is wide open, and ... That's all I am going to say, beyond I have little doubt the charges might be valid.

I wonder if the boy in the photo is our complainant or just a little brother?


Not sure if someone already said this, but the boy is tagged in the photo, and if you click to his profile, he lists her as his sister.
 
2013-02-09 04:55:50 PM

relcec: Spirit Hammer: Also, the shirtless boy whose name starts with "M" lists "Her" as his sister.

does it feel weird at all stalking through these FB pages of shirtless little boys located 1500 miles away from you?


Just checking that he wasn't one of the ones locked in my basement.
/We're good.
 
2013-02-09 05:08:13 PM

Ed Grubermann: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.


"San Fran" would also qualify for the much needed cockpunch.

Acceptable terms are: San Francisco, or The City.  "Bay Area" or Peninsula for anything south, and "The East Bay" for well.... the east bay.
 
2013-02-09 05:12:55 PM

relcec: Spirit Hammer: Also, the shirtless boy whose name starts with "M" lists "Her" as his sister.

does it feel weird at all stalking through these FB pages of shirtless little boys located 1500 miles away from you?


Spirit Hammer beat me to it.

relcec, yes, it felt very weird, in a "the present is in some ways weirder than the sci-fi I read as a kid 25 years ago" kinda way.
 
2013-02-09 05:14:52 PM
Story about hickeys and no one involved in Mexican? I call bulshiat
 
2013-02-09 05:16:04 PM

boozehat: Ed Grubermann: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.

"San Fran" would also qualify for the much needed cockpunch.

Acceptable terms are: San Francisco, or The City.  "Bay Area" or Peninsula for anything south, and "The East Bay" for well.... the east bay.


How about the Tenderloin?
 
2013-02-09 05:19:06 PM
Wanted for questioning:

upload.wikimedia.org

How the FARK am I the first with this one?!?!
 
2013-02-09 05:22:50 PM
can someone post the FB link ? i only find this one www.facebook.com/tawny.hickman?v=wall  and some fat black chick...
 
2013-02-09 05:23:03 PM

jakewastaken: Tenderloin


That works.  But to shorten it with something lame like "the loin" or "tender" would result in a cock punch.

I hope I'm not overstepping my bounds on this one.
 
2013-02-09 05:32:23 PM

TanSau: Wanted for questioning:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 286x400]

How the FARK am I the first with this one?!?!


Because that show was terrible?

/I keed, it was alright
//stupid as fark, but alright
 
2013-02-09 05:36:41 PM
Mark Ratner: Damn, she's cute. I'd let her babysit my cock.


www.backyardchickens.com

/Because I know this is what you really meant.
 
2013-02-09 05:38:59 PM
hHALFE HER AGE!! what was she thinking

that's like if i went after a 16 year old or some crap
 
2013-02-09 05:43:30 PM
 
2013-02-09 05:52:49 PM

Ed Grubermann: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.


Why is that so offensive?

//serious question
 
2013-02-09 06:02:37 PM
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus:
Most farkers are too busy fapping to the facebook pages of children, apparently.

You mean the woman mentioned in the headline and article? Not a child...

/But yes, most probably are
//Why not?
 
2013-02-09 06:02:48 PM

nmemkha: Ok, CSB time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a female baby sitter about 16. She used to love to play a game where I tied her up and beat her with a hairbrush. She would seem to pee her pants a bit and I remember a distinctive smell.

I didn't encounter that particular smell again until I was a drunken 15 year old ...

Dear PenthouseHighlights?


50 dollars!
 
2013-02-09 06:04:09 PM

The One True TheDavid: In the Middle Ages the Catholic Church set the age of consent/marriage at 14 for males and 12 for females.
(link)


This is a surprise? If it was up to some Catholic priests, those would still be the ages of consent.
 
2013-02-09 06:15:48 PM

Amos Quito: Mark Ratner: Damn, she's cute. I'd let her babysit my cock.




/Because I know this is what you really meant.


Of course.
 
2013-02-09 06:22:22 PM
I'd hit it
 
2013-02-09 06:23:18 PM
CSB:

I remember my first sexy-time with my babysitter. I was about 9 or 10 and she promised me she would show me something neat. Boy was it. That summer we spend MANY nights exploring each other and we would take "trips" during the day to be alone and explore the feelings growing between us. Unfortunately, with the coming of fall and the first threat of snow, gramma had to go back to Florida to her condo.

/csb
 
2013-02-09 06:24:06 PM

mariner314: NotoriousFire: mariner314: /ate m&m's off of babysitters nipples when I was like 4. Guess she was maybe 16

Please, continue with this story..

Dude, I was maybe 4. I just remember she had dark nips. Actually didn't remember this until we were in a discussion about sexual abuse in college. It just flooded back in a moment of "hey, I WAS a 'victim' of sexual abuse (I guess)".

The trauma...



How many minutes did it take for you to recover from that trauma?
 
2013-02-09 06:36:02 PM

italie: mariner314: NotoriousFire: mariner314: /ate m&m's off of babysitters nipples when I was like 4. Guess she was maybe 16

Please, continue with this story..

Dude, I was maybe 4. I just remember she had dark nips. Actually didn't remember this until we were in a discussion about sexual abuse in college. It just flooded back in a moment of "hey, I WAS a 'victim' of sexual abuse (I guess)".

The trauma...


How many minutes did it take for you to recover from that trauma?


Maybe about 2 seconds?
 
2013-02-09 06:39:23 PM

boozehat: Ed Grubermann: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.

"San Fran" would also qualify for the much needed cockpunch.

Acceptable terms are: San Francisco, or The City.  "Bay Area" or Peninsula for anything south, and "The East Bay" for well.... the east bay.


The only people that care are the smug white douches in Frisco, everyone else just calls it what they want. Every non douche I met from San Fran said "Frisco".
 
2013-02-09 06:41:44 PM

John Buck 41: Ed Grubermann: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.

Why is that so offensive?

//serious question


They need things to be pretentious about.
 
2013-02-09 06:49:45 PM

kendelrio: CSB:

I remember my first sexy-time with my babysitter. I was about 9 or 10 and she promised me she would show me something neat. Boy was it. That summer we spend MANY nights exploring each other and we would take "trips" during the day to be alone and explore the feelings growing between us. Unfortunately, with the coming of fall and the first threat of snow, gramma had to go back to Florida to her condo.

/csb


ew. I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2013-02-09 06:49:58 PM
UseLessHuman:

She's probably been abused and is attracted to someone much younger who can not hurt her.

Putting that aside, it is always helpful to remember that young people, much like old people, are stupid and impulsive and do things that "polite" society would...well.....treat as a sex crime.


Why are y'all assuming it was sexual? Hickeys CAN be sexual, they can also be playing vampire, or marking the kid so the other boys will tease him ("Whoa, got that HOTTIE last night, huh?"), or something analogous to tickling. And it is possible for an 18 year old female and a 9 year old male to be Just Close Friends, even cuddlebuddies; I myself liked it when my niece would snuggle up on my lap, and I'm not turned on by 6 year olds even when they are related to me. (Why do we never hear about an avuncular instinct?)

All physical intimacy does not necessarily mean sex. Really. Ask your moms, especially those who breast-fed you.

All we have to go by is a stupid article about a slightly unusual case of babysitting and a helicopter mother who freaked out over some non-painful marks on her precious snowflake. It's not like they caught her blowing him or pegging him with a strap-on.

Besides which, remember "innocent until proven guilty?"
 
2013-02-09 06:52:15 PM

Eligarf: Rip Dashrock:

The mom called 911. For hickeys.
Mom is a douche.

The kid said that they laid together.  The babysitter had hickeys on her "lower stomach area" that she says the kid did to her.  Still think the mom was wrong?


Ever blown rasperries on a kid's stomach?
 
2013-02-09 06:57:23 PM
Eligarf: 

Frankly, the only thing that I see as a problem here is the kid's age.  He is 9.  As in "too young to recognize the psychological intracacies of authority, including when it is being misused against him".


So any mother who slaps her kid's hand away from a hot cast-iron skillet is OMG JUST LIKE GITMO!!1!
 
2013-02-09 07:00:55 PM
Eligarf:
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2013/jan/28/fort-pierce-teenager-charged- wi th-child-abuse-on/

"The boy told an investigator he woke in the middle of the night and went into Hickman's room and lay down with her. He said she bit him twice on his neck, the report states, and Hickman reported the boy bit her twice on the abdomen."

Mutual cannibalism.
 
2013-02-09 07:03:05 PM

fisker: Repo Man:

and this was just some sort of horseplay that got out of hand.

It got out of hand when they called the police on a bunch of children.


Bingo.
 
2013-02-09 07:10:50 PM

MythDragon: Nice.

I would hit it, but I'd make her wear pigtails first.

/hell.


Bingo. and a Catholic school girl outfit.

/ call me 'Daddy'
 
2013-02-09 07:29:11 PM
What's worse, her giving a hickey to a 9 year old or my 44 year old ass wanting to fark her?
 
2013-02-09 07:29:39 PM

KrispyKritter: MythDragon: Nice.

I would hit it, but I'd make her wear pigtails first.

/hell.

Bingo. and a Catholic school girl outfit.

/ call me 'Daddy'


I don't understand playing dress-up. I'd rather have 'em totally naked, not even makeup.

But then, well... Please don't tell anybody I'm really an 18 year old coed pretending to be a 50 y.o. perv?
 
2013-02-09 07:30:24 PM

BigLuca: You guys are sick, there could be a perfectly reasonable explanation.  Like, if you try to strangle someone with a small neck and you wear rings that can leave bruises that resemble hickeys.  And the little knuckles, height and arm reach of a 9 year old boy might leave marks like the ones described on the stomach of the girl.

Maybe they had a kung-fu fight.


?
 
2013-02-09 07:54:21 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I've had a 3 month old infant leave a hickey on me.

have a seat over there, you perv


No seriously.  You sit there holding the baby as she snoozes and drools all over your collar, and she does the instinctive sucking act that all infants do and manages to latch onto your neck.   You think "OMG this is so cute..."

Then you borrow your wife's foundation in the morning before you go to work.
 
2013-02-09 07:54:26 PM
Damn that is a hard 18.  Does she pound a 5th to go to sleep then shoot meth to wake up?!
 
2013-02-09 08:03:44 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: BigLuca: You guys are sick, there could be a perfectly reasonable explanation.  Like, if you try to strangle someone with a small neck and you wear rings that can leave bruises that resemble hickeys.  And the little knuckles, height and arm reach of a 9 year old boy might leave marks like the ones described on the stomach of the girl.

Maybe they had a kung-fu fight.

?


yeah, kinda like that, but less ... groovy.
 
2013-02-09 08:11:29 PM

vodka: Damn that is a hard 18.  Does she pound a 5th to go to sleep then shoot meth to wake up?!


No, that's a cute 18 year old honor student in trouble for the first time in her life who had been crying all day.
 
2013-02-09 08:17:01 PM
sybaritesauvage.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-09 08:27:57 PM

Ed Grubermann: OscarTamerz: [m.wpbf.com image 300x168]

Honey you're 18 but you look like you're 12. If you want to dabble in pedophilia go to some place like Frisco

"Frisco"? "Frisco"!? You deserve a sever cockpunch for that that alone.


"Sever cockpunch," spoken like a true Friscan.
 
2013-02-09 08:41:14 PM

KrispyKritter: MythDragon: Nice.

I would hit it, but I'd make her wear pigtails first.

/hell.

Bingo. and a Catholic school girl outfit.

/ call me 'Daddy'


I was gonna go with a school girl outfit as well,but i thought that might be pushing the perv factor a bit. But since we went there, I also want her holding a teddy bear.
 
2013-02-09 08:45:32 PM

Popcorn Johnny: What's worse, her giving a hickey to a 9 year old or my 44 year old ass wanting to fark her?


Probibly her giving the kid a hickey, since your both legal. Hell, 100 years ago, she'd be an old maid for not being married and having two kids by now. It's society that one day said fully devoloped 16 year olds are off limits. Before then a 44 y.o. banging a 16 y.o. was quite normal
 
2013-02-09 08:56:39 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.


Uh, yeah! What in the motherfarking fark is THIS?

www.wpbf.com
 
2013-02-09 09:03:05 PM

Mark Ratner: Damn, she's cute. I'd let her babysit my cock.


I was thinking it, but I wasnt gonna say it...

/guess I just did
 
2013-02-09 09:34:09 PM

mariner314: italie: mariner314: NotoriousFire: mariner314: /ate m&m's off of babysitters nipples when I was like 4. Guess she was maybe 16

Please, continue with this story..

Dude, I was maybe 4. I just remember she had dark nips. Actually didn't remember this until we were in a discussion about sexual abuse in college. It just flooded back in a moment of "hey, I WAS a 'victim' of sexual abuse (I guess)".

The trauma...


How many minutes did it take for you to recover from that trauma?

Maybe about 2 seconds?


You are one brave soldier. Stay strong.
 
2013-02-09 10:13:38 PM
New Name:  Tawdry Hickeywoman
 
2013-02-09 10:29:05 PM

kendelrio: CSB:

I remember my first sexy-time with my babysitter. I was about 9 or 10 and she promised me she would show me something neat. Boy was it. That summer we spend MANY nights exploring each other and we would take "trips" during the day to be alone and explore the feelings growing between us. Unfortunately, with the coming of fall and the first threat of snow, gramma had to go back to Florida to her condo.

/csb


I was waiting for spentmiles to show up, but...

cdn.humorswitch.com
 
2013-02-09 10:34:38 PM

NotoriousFire: metal_gear: I kissed a baby a few weeks ago. Is the law looking for me?

Yes.


I didn't know it was a crime!!!! She was adorable!!! She slobbered on my shoulder when she fell asleep!!!
 
2013-02-09 10:43:18 PM
Same with coeds after a dose of roofies, whats your point?
 
2013-02-09 10:59:48 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Doctor Funkenstein: Did anyone else get the best of the worst mugshots at the bottom of that page?  I highly recommend giving a look if you did.  There are some gems in there.

Uh, yeah! What in the motherfarking fark is THIS?

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Hey! Are they doing a sequel to Labyrinth? Hoggle looks like he fell on hard times.
 
2013-02-10 01:22:24 AM
I am a dude, and have a sister that is 9 years older that me. Her girlfriends used to hold me down and give me hickey's on the neck and chest when I was 7 or 8. No one thought it was weird back then. They were just trying to embarrass me.
 
2013-02-10 02:22:28 AM
On a hot summer night when I was 10 I was backyard camping with two buddies of mine.  We heard a car up the block leaving this girl's house so we went to investigate.  The girl was sitting by herself on her front porch.  She had long blonde Farah Fawcett hair (it was 1980), athletic build, was considerably taller than us due to the age difference, and had just graduated from high school.  We went over by her to shoot the shiat and before long she was asking us if we'd ever kissed a girl.  Next thing I know she's taking turns making out with us while giving us instructions on how to do it properly.  She left an indelible mark on me by giving me a huge shot of self confidence at a time when I really farking needed it as well as a glimpse of what my future held.  I sincerely hope she doesn't regret her behavior that night.  I sure as hell don't.
 
2013-02-10 03:14:12 AM

wruley: I am a dude, and have a sister that is 9 years older that me. Her girlfriends used to hold me down and give me hickey's on the neck and chest when I was 7 or 8. No one thought it was weird back then. They were just trying to embarrass me.


i was on ecstasy once and this girl took a chunk out of my shoulder
a serious WTF moment i don't get this whole "hickey" crap.  it's so farking painful
 
2013-02-10 12:36:10 PM

pheelix: On a hot summer night when I was 10 I was backyard camping with two buddies of mine.  We heard a car up the block leaving this girl's house so we went to investigate.  The girl was sitting by herself on her front porch.  She had long blonde Farah Fawcett hair (it was 1980), athletic build, was considerably taller than us due to the age difference, and had just graduated from high school.  We went over by her to shoot the shiat and before long she was asking us if we'd ever kissed a girl.  Next thing I know she's taking turns making out with us while giving us instructions on how to do it properly.  She left an indelible mark on me by giving me a huge shot of self confidence at a time when I really farking needed it as well as a glimpse of what my future held.  I sincerely hope she doesn't regret her behavior that night.  I sure as hell don't.


The trauma is KILLING YOU! Please, hand that woman over to authorities right away, it's never too late to ruin someone's life over hurt puritanical sensibilities!
 
2013-02-10 04:41:38 PM

thepeterd: The One True TheDavid:

In the Middle Ages the Catholic Church set the age of consent/marriage at 14 for males and 12 for females.
(link)

This is a surprise? If it was up to some Catholic priests, those would still be the ages of consent.


Why would Catholic priests care about the age for females?
 
2013-02-10 09:42:57 PM

vodka: Damn that is a hard 18.  Does she pound a 5th to go to sleep then shoot meth to wake up?!


You know, I was thinking that also...

/The Eyes/
 
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