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(Denver Channel)   Super hot Spanish teacher has baby wi- look, we just need a teacher tag already   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 109
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2013-02-09 07:53:20 AM  
The "hot" meme is getting old, subbies of Fark. You know we don't fall for that shiat, yet you still do it.

/fark me, i still click it every time, knowing exactly what to expect
//tbh, we've seen far worse
 
2013-02-09 07:59:44 AM  

casual disregard: //tbh, we've seen far worse


I need to amend this statement because I stopped reading TFA a mite early. She's 44. I consider that not bad for 44. Not hot, but not bad.

Too bad she farked a teen, though. Do women have midlife crises? I wonder.

Also FTFA: "sex assault on a child by a person in a position of trust"

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?
 
2013-02-09 08:06:56 AM  
I'd hit it, but my standards are pretty low.

/The lady has a touch of the crazy eyes
 
2013-02-09 08:26:10 AM  
I'm in accord with the Teacher tag.
 
2013-02-09 08:52:32 AM  

casual disregard: casual disregard: //tbh, we've seen far worse

I need to amend this statement because I stopped reading TFA a mite early. She's 44. I consider that not bad for 44. Not hot, but not bad.

Too bad she farked a teen, though. Do women have midlife crises? I wonder.

Also FTFA: "sex assault on a child by a person in a position of trust"

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?


17 is not a child and she did make a poor choice but does not deserve jail time, she has a baby to take care of.
 
2013-02-09 09:01:09 AM  

casual disregard: Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?


You have to have a metric. Otherwise why have any laws at all.
 
2013-02-09 09:23:20 AM  
I am still mesmerized by her eyes.....

/Fark it, I am 52, so she looks hot to me
 
2013-02-09 09:24:01 AM  

Smashed Hat: /The lady has a touch of the crazy eyes


A touch? Freud could write a book about those eyes..
 
2013-02-09 09:24:07 AM  
*clicks link*

i1043.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 09:24:08 AM  
One more story like this and it's a trifecta.
 
2013-02-09 09:25:35 AM  
Obamanotbad.jpg
 
2013-02-09 09:27:11 AM  
**sigh**

I'll not engage in the debate as we all know the truth of the hotness factor here... but I will assure male farkers that, you can/do reach a point later in life wherein the poonie simply does not command the same response/effect that it's always played in our male lives.

Sure, it's great to get laid, do this do that - I'm still a huge fan, but once that trouser snake is demoted and his voice is reduced to a mere murmur, your life will become so much more peaceful. You simply reach a point where getting stinky on your hang-down simply isn't worth the effort/trouble/worry/money/hassle/etc. - and it's simply much easier to rub one out, order a pizza and watch a good movie - all without having to placate some gash and related opinions/preferences.

It's all so clear to me now. Wherever you are in life, my best to you and yours.

/old farker
 
2013-02-09 09:27:41 AM  

Smashed Hat: I'd hit it, but my standards are pretty low.

/The lady has a touch of the crazy eyes



    She's right above John Brown and below Gary Busey...
 
2013-02-09 09:28:29 AM  
MMMMMMMMILF
 
2013-02-09 09:28:34 AM  
Not bad. Don't knock her being 44, at least she'll have more experience with sex.

i.i.com.com
 
2013-02-09 09:29:27 AM  
Oh pfft.  You meant spanish teacher, not Spanish teacher.  BIG difference.
 
2013-02-09 09:30:16 AM  
Seriously, where were all these moderately hot teachers willing to bang students when I was in high school? I would have given them the best 12 seconds of their life!
 
2013-02-09 09:31:26 AM  
Look guys, they aren't' catching the pervs who rape babies so at least they can go after these teachers and up their conviction numbers. Then somehow they go home feeling pretty good about it.
 
2013-02-09 09:33:39 AM  

dinch: Seriously, where were all these moderately hot teachers willing to bang students when I was in high school? I would have given them the best 12 seconds of their life!


I recall exactly one hot teacher and I'm pretty sure she was deeply religious based on her style of clothing.

The rest of my teachers were a host of orcs, trolls, demons, harpies, and gorgons. That includes the men as well.
 
2013-02-09 09:36:38 AM  
Eisenberg says lets cook
 
2013-02-09 09:37:55 AM  
They both get punished and the baby gets away scott free?
 
2013-02-09 09:40:02 AM  
We need to start teaching our kids standards too...
 
2013-02-09 09:40:05 AM  
"...A longtime Greeley Spanish teacher ..."

I know Castillian Spanish and Catalan Spanish... What's Greeley Spanish?
 
2013-02-09 09:40:17 AM  
90 days in jail and probation

Exact same punishment a man would have received!
 
2013-02-09 09:40:54 AM  

casual disregard: casual disregard: //tbh, we've seen far worse

I need to amend this statement because I stopped reading TFA a mite early. She's 44. I consider that not bad for 44. Not hot, but not bad.

Too bad she farked a teen, though. Do women have midlife crises? I wonder.

Also FTFA: "sex assault on a child by a person in a position of trust"

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?


Or even better, a 24 year old child who can still be on parent's Obamacare?  All examples of people incapable of taking care of themselves.  Gives the responsible of you at that age a bad reputation.

/was a welfare child, joined the military at 19, bought my first house at 21.  Suck it, basement failures.
 
2013-02-09 09:43:26 AM  
Picture reminded me of this:  cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-02-09 09:43:32 AM  
having a babby at 44 is damn foolish. i've seen co-workers in their early 20's barely getting through the day due to lack of sleep. and she's going to look so pretty at her childs high school graduation with white hair, rolling along in a wheel chair.
 
2013-02-09 09:44:29 AM  
thelostclassics.com

DA FUQ
 
2013-02-09 09:46:39 AM  

casual disregard: Also FTFA: "sex assault on a child by a person in a position of trust"

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?


17 is the age of consent in Colorado, so age is not the reason she is in trouble, she is in trouble because she was his teacher.  If she was out picking up and banging anonymous 17 year olds on the ski slopes she would be just fine.
 
2013-02-09 09:48:36 AM  

casual disregard: Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 16-year old child and an 17-year old man

....
Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 15-year old child and an 17-year old man.....

Your reasoning doesn't differentiate between starting ages.
Can someone please explain why some vigorously defend only relationships between older women and adolescent males?
 
2013-02-09 09:50:48 AM  

GORDON: casual disregard: casual disregard: //tbh, we've seen far worse

I need to amend this statement because I stopped reading TFA a mite early. She's 44. I consider that not bad for 44. Not hot, but not bad.

Too bad she farked a teen, though. Do women have midlife crises? I wonder.

Also FTFA: "sex assault on a child by a person in a position of trust"

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?

Or even better, a 24 year old child who can still be on parent's Obamacare?  All examples of people incapable of taking care of themselves.  Gives the responsible of you at that age a bad reputation.

/was a welfare child, joined the military at 19, bought my first house at 21, got to the gym in 26.  Suck it, basement failures.


FTFY
 
2013-02-09 09:51:36 AM  

casual disregard: The "hot" meme is getting old


I was thinking a HotForTeacher tag would be more appropriate than simply just stating "hot".
Hotness after all,is experienced differently by each person, just like that guy in the Indian restaurant happily eating something that would reduce your skull to cinders.
 
2013-02-09 09:51:47 AM  

neenerist: casual disregard: Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 17-year old child and an 18-year old man without mentioning selective service registration?

Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 16-year old child and an 17-year old man....
Can somebody please explain in simple terms the difference between a 15-year old child and an 17-year old man.....

Your reasoning doesn't differentiate between starting ages.
Can someone please explain why some vigorously defend only relationships between older women and adolescent males?


Because women are oh-so-vulnerable and must be protected from the penis before they are 18.
 
2013-02-09 09:51:51 AM  
I think we need to stop sending guys to prison for this very same crime until women start getting the same sentences that men get. In fact, she should get worse, not only did she rape this kid, but now he's on the hook for 18 years of child support. So she really, really screwed up his life.

If a 44 year old man had gotten his 17 year old student pregnant he'd be swinging from the nearest court house tree. And he if he managed to survive that he would never see his child, ever.
 
2013-02-09 09:54:30 AM  
So is this kid going to have to pay child support for a rape baby for the next 18 years?
 
2013-02-09 09:55:09 AM  

LoneWolf343: Because women are oh-so-vulnerable and must be protected from the penis before they are 18.


More so because young women are so much more fertile and yet unready to raise children.
Let them have a few years of maturiy before they all get turned into baby factories.
/and that doesn't even cover half of the problems that can come along with relationships with the immature.
 
2013-02-09 09:59:19 AM  
"Can someone please explain why some vigorously defend only relationships between older women and adolescent males? "

Because those Farkers are guys who secretly hope that they will meet women who will give up sex as easily as these teachers, or they want to live vicariously through the kids. I believe a woman who has to seek out a kid for sexual satisfaction has some major issues.
 
2013-02-09 10:00:24 AM  

Kurmudgeon: LoneWolf343: Because women are oh-so-vulnerable and must be protected from the penis before they are 18.

More so because young women are so much more fertile and yet unready to raise children.
Let them have a few years of maturiy before they all get turned into baby factories.
/and that doesn't even cover half of the problems that can come along with relationships with the immature.


Hey, that sweet 16 girl's legs ARE gonna be spread, she IS going to get pregnant. this WILL happen. Now, who would you rather be the father, some pimply, stupid, immature 17 year old boy who will freak out and abandon her as soon as the kid is spit out, or some mature, 45 year old man who already owns his own house, his own car and has a steady well paying job?

Let's mix it up, let the cougers have the stupid pimply teen boys, and the older men get to have the young, fresh and still disease free teen girls. :P
 
2013-02-09 10:02:10 AM  
Can't have people in positions of trust and power using that trust and power to get into their subject's pants. Like the person above said: if it was just some random 17-year-old picked up at the local Putt-Putt, no-one cares.
 
2013-02-09 10:07:37 AM  

Wolf892: Hey, that sweet 16 girl's legs ARE gonna be spread, she IS going to get pregnant. this WILL happen. Now, who would you rather be the father, some pimply, stupid, immature 17 year old boy who will freak out and abandon her as soon as the kid is spit out, or some mature, 45 year old man who already owns his own house, his own car and has a steady well paying job?

Let's mix it up, let the cougers have the stupid pimply teen boys, and the older men get to have the young, fresh and still disease free teen girls. :P


haha, wow. Nicely done. Was genuinely creeped out for a second.
 
2013-02-09 10:08:42 AM  
Tag the teachers, teaching Sex Ed to students for extra credit. It never came up when I was in school, As a teen I wasn't into women in their 40s or teachers. I was into teen girls in and the 6 surrounding high schools. No going back, now I'm in my 40s I don't find teens worth more than a glance let alone actually to talk to. Hey 17 yo guy it's not worth it for old piece of ass to get stuck with a kid. Wear a condom & keep you mouth shut.
 
2013-02-09 10:13:58 AM  

bump: **sigh**

I'll not engage in the debate as we all know the truth of the hotness factor here... but I will assure male farkers that, you can/do reach a point later in life wherein the poonie simply does not command the same response/effect that it's always played in our male lives.

Sure, it's great to get laid, do this do that - I'm still a huge fan, but once that trouser snake is demoted and his voice is reduced to a mere murmur, your life will become so much more peaceful. You simply reach a point where getting stinky on your hang-down simply isn't worth the effort/trouble/worry/money/hassle/etc. - and it's simply much easier to rub one out, order a pizza and watch a good movie - all without having to placate some gash and related opinions/preferences.

It's all so clear to me now. Wherever you are in life, my best to you and yours.

/old farker


You sir are 100% correct and if I was a wealthy man I would buy you a years subscription to fark. Or a whore, whichever was cheaper.

I realized this bit of wisdom a few years ago... the kicker is I'm about to be 31 in March.  In college I had tang falling out of my pockets. I was a pretty good man whore, to the point where more than once I had a girl in my room and things lasted a little longer than I'd planned, and the next girl was outside banging on the door. (if either girl would have found out - I'd have been boned in the bad kinda way)

Vaj is great - but after you go nuts for a few years, the honest to god truth is when you add up ALL the money, time, and energy you spent just so you can have an hour or two of crazy stinky fun... it's just not worth it.  Add in the risk of screwing around with a crazy woman, or worse, getting her pregnant. STD's sure don't add any fun to the mix.  I can honestly say most of the time I'd rather crank one out to internet porn, have some candy, and then play some Battlefield 3.  Keyword most of the time -- after a while you do have to get your dick wet just to remind yourself and your junk everything still works properly. I just think it's funny and sad the amount of energy or money men spend on women just for a CHANCE to stick her.  If you do get that chance, odds are she's going to get attached or go nuts on you at some point in the future.

And the kid was not raped -- I can promise you that. While she might have some crazy eyes and be older, any male from the age of 13 to 21 usually has a perpetual hardon and will take just about any opportunity to slam some ass (no matter how hot or ugly said ass happens to be) I do agree that the double standard thing is bullshiat... she gets 90 days in jail while if it was a 44 year old man he's get 90 years. This is just another facet of our system that tells me gender equality is something that will never happen especially when women get off so much easier in every facet of life due to their perceived fragility.

This lady screws someone who's just a few months from being legal -- i'd love a scientific explanation of what would have changed in those few months that would suddenly make him capable to "handling" a situation like that.

What I'm wondering about this article is will the "child" have to pay child support?
 
2013-02-09 10:14:47 AM  
Como es babby formadas?
 
2013-02-09 10:16:34 AM  
A fortnight ago on Shameless...
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2013-02-09 10:17:15 AM  
Would have been hot if she taught Italian.
 
2013-02-09 10:21:37 AM  

accelerus: This lady screws someone who's just a few months from being legal -- i'd love a scientific explanation of what would have changed in those few months that would suddenly make him capable to "handling" a situation like that.


Again, the kid was legal, the law that was broken is the law that says it is illegal for teachers to bang their students.

CSB
In 1990 before the internet and mass reporting of teacher banging, we had the same situation at my high school, female teacher in her late 20s was banging 18 year old high school senior.  She did not get jail time but she did get fired and stripped of her state teaching accreditation.
/CSB
 
2013-02-09 10:23:51 AM  

bump: **sigh**

I'll not engage in the debate as we all know the truth of the hotness factor here... but I will assure male farkers that, you can/do reach a point later in life wherein the poonie simply does not command the same response/effect that it's always played in our male lives.

Sure, it's great to get laid, do this do that - I'm still a huge fan, but once that trouser snake is demoted and his voice is reduced to a mere murmur, your life will become so much more peaceful. You simply reach a point where getting stinky on your hang-down simply isn't worth the effort/trouble/worry/money/hassle/etc. - and it's simply much easier to rub one out, order a pizza and watch a good movie - all without having to placate some gash and related opinions/preferences.

It's all so clear to me now. Wherever you are in life, my best to you and yours.

/old farker


You sound like someone who is/was married

Kids are a libido destroyer
 
2013-02-09 10:24:16 AM  

AbbeySomeone: 17 is not a child and she did make a poor choice but does not deserve jail time, she has a baby to take care of.


She was a teacher, he was a student, and he was "living under her care" whatever the hell that means, but it doesn't sound good.  So far as I am concerned, her crime is not having sex with a 17 year old, but abusing her position of public trust.

There was another case of a teacher banging a 17 year old where people kept wanting to charge her with something, but it turned out that a) the kid had dropped out of school, so was not a student, b) he had never been her student in the first place, and c) he was above the age of consent in that state.  Now, I'm sure the whole incident made it into her next performance review in some form...
 
2013-02-09 10:26:58 AM  
I remember having "hot" teachers in middle school and a few in high school. Too bad I was a sheltered little boy and didn't discover the power and awesomeness of sex.   I quite literally had to move away to college to finally get my first piece. It was like opening a flood gate though because I went crazy for a year or two, and my GPA reflected that.

I'm 31 and I'd bang her -- of course I wouldn't want to be on the hook paying for a baby so I'd probably use a condom, unless she promised me she was on the pill (LOL)

For being 44 - she has a great body, just a slightly less than hot face, sprinkle in crazy eyes... and you get her.

If I could go back in time and sleep with some of my hot or semi-hot teachers, I totally would.
 
2013-02-09 10:27:54 AM  

accelerus: What I'm wondering about this article is will the "child" have to pay child support?


In Kansas, a kid was held liable for supporting his babysitter's child.  In that case, I really would have considered him the victim, since he was really young (14? 13?  Not sure) and she was in charge.
 
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