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(WLBZ2 Bangor)   What better way to say Happy Valentine's Day than, "Get the fark out." Law office giving away a free divorce for Valentines day   (wlbz2.com) divider line 21
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2013-02-09 05:17:28 AM
Michigan residents only? Damn. Smart way to get leads, though.
 
2013-02-09 10:50:56 AM
The best way to start your life over.  Maybe next time you will think before you get married.
 
2013-02-09 11:09:31 AM
If it's free, how will these people learn to appreciate it?
 
2013-02-09 11:14:07 AM
Get Married? When I  have rocks for brains.
 
2013-02-09 11:15:51 AM
Free divorce? LOL!
 
2013-02-09 11:16:20 AM

KrispyKritter: Michigan residents only? Damn. Smart way to get leads, though.



The leads are weak?  You're weak. We gave you good leads. We paid good money for those leads. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shiat, well hit the bricks pal because you are going out. Get mad, you sons-a-biatches.
 
2013-02-09 11:18:01 AM
He should offer this for every major holiday!

Merry Christmas *opens box* surprise motherfarker!

/happily married :)
//I promise I swear!
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-02-09 11:22:22 AM
Uncontested divorce with out child custody or asset issues is cheap and easy to do yourself in Florida.
Got to hand it to this law firm to get such wide spread advertising for just a couple hundred dollars in services.
 
2013-02-09 11:35:33 AM
Marriage is bad and 100% of the other gender consists of awful people.
 
2013-02-09 11:38:16 AM
Marriage causes death.  Look at all the people who got married and eventually died!  Marriage must be stopped before more people are killed!
 
2013-02-09 11:50:57 AM
Told my ex-husband I wanted a divorce on Valentine's Day years ago so...

/totally getting a kick
//wasn't planned, just happened
 
2013-02-09 11:59:37 AM

Trixie212: Told my ex-husband I wanted a divorce on Valentine's Day years ago so...

/totally getting a kick
//wasn't planned, just happened


why get a divorce, when you can just take drugs and realize you love each another.
 
2013-02-09 12:02:29 PM
Well that's not useful to me at all.

1) It's in Michigan, I'm not
2) I already have a lawyer
3) I'm almost done (just waiting to get a final hearing)

/fark this crazy biatch
//I'm out
 
2013-02-09 12:27:00 PM
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2013-02-09 01:29:09 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Trixie212: Told my ex-husband I wanted a divorce on Valentine's Day years ago so...

/totally getting a kick
//wasn't planned, just happened

why get a divorce, when you can just take drugs and realize you love each another.


No thanks. I'm better off single.
 
2013-02-09 01:47:19 PM
I'd like to read a "compelling" story about an uncontested divorce.
 
2013-02-09 05:27:32 PM
As some who just had a bullshiat RO filed against him I could use this, but I'm not there.
 
2013-02-09 05:57:16 PM

Trixie212: Jon iz teh kewl: Trixie212: Told my ex-husband I wanted a divorce on Valentine's Day years ago so...

/totally getting a kick
//wasn't planned, just happened

why get a divorce, when you can just take drugs and realize you love each another.

No thanks. I'm better off single.


try drugs
 
2013-02-09 08:58:05 PM
I filed for divorce on Valentine's Day, so really getting a kick....My attorney tried to talk me out of it...figured I hadn't gotten the SOB a card...
 
2013-02-09 09:23:20 PM
So...it's for all the cheap romantics (who have already moved on to find someone else)?
 
2013-02-10 01:27:23 AM
I turned in my divorce papers to the court on Feb 14, 2011, seven years to the day of my marriage. The judge crossed out the 14th, and signed them on the 15th.  Guess he didn't see the humor.

/$80 do it yourself forms
 
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