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(Fox News)   What's in your wallet . . . ? No, really -- what's in your wallet?   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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10316 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2013 at 10:12 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-09 10:26:03 AM  
3 votes:
What's in my wallet?  A magnum condom so I can demonstrate that I have a monster dong.
2013-02-09 10:22:47 AM  
3 votes:
my wallet? $20 and a nekkid pic of subby's Mom.
2013-02-09 10:36:02 AM  
2 votes:

Fool_Marquis: Did anyone notice: he smuggled in 70 million, and the worst he's going to get... is a fine for 1.4 million?

SO, 68.6 million profit?


They took the check away. So yes, 68.6 million profit. For the Germans. Note to self: don't bring anything a German customs official would really like when you go to Wacken.

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/how do you say "YAY!" in German?
2013-02-09 01:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
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I assure you I am within acceptable viking tolerance levels, subby.
2013-02-09 10:48:43 AM  
1 vote:

Petey4335: A pile of non-credit card plastic, receipts cash and coins.

It is also falling apart, but do you know how hard it is to find a decent non-billfold guy wallet with a coin purse that doesn't say Harley?


would you be interested, and please know that you may decline, in shaving my coin purse?
2013-02-09 10:42:46 AM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: my wallet? $20 and a nekkid pic of subby's Mom.


Everybody has that.

Do you have the one of his sister?
2013-02-09 10:32:39 AM  
1 vote:

jake_lex: What's in my wallet?  A magnum condom so I can demonstrate that I have a monster dong.


I usually use my dong to demonstrate I have a monster dong - but that's a good backup plan.


Seriously - did he have this check in some blinking golden box or otherwise drew attention to himself?  I'm white so I've never had my bags searched by cops... something is weird though.

He couldn't have just done his traveling and then had the check sent via FedEx or some other international delivery service? Pretty sure that would have been a lot safer.
2013-02-09 10:30:01 AM  
1 vote:
My ID, and a moth with a hacking cough.
2013-02-09 10:29:58 AM  
1 vote:
The mail, how does it work?
2013-02-09 10:26:26 AM  
1 vote:
So he was trying to pay the licensing fees so Iran could upgrade to the new Photoshop CS7: Iran Space, Missile, and Sooper Fighter edition?
2013-02-09 10:21:08 AM  
1 vote:
A couple of 20s, some coins, my driver's license, credit card, and Ginger Lynn fan club card.
2013-02-09 10:20:38 AM  
1 vote:
Did anyone notice: he smuggled in 70 million, and the worst he's going to get... is a fine for 1.4 million?

SO, 68.6 million profit?
2013-02-09 08:30:19 AM  
1 vote:
Well... not that.
 
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