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(Omaha World Herald)   Hey, you want a FREE bridge?   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Illinois Department of Transportation, Mark Nardini, environmental studies, highest point  
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7856 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2013 at 9:22 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-10 01:26:29 AM  
1 vote:
Operators standing by, limited time offer, sold as is
/hot harmonic vibrations not included
2013-02-09 10:33:04 AM  
1 vote:

Hoopy Frood: If the bridge is in a condition where it can be maintained in perpetuity, why is Illinois spending money on a new bridge?

If 14.4kbaud modems and phone lines are still in a condition where they can be used to connect to the internet, why are you spending money on cable internet service (or DSL, or fiber, etc.)?
2013-02-09 10:07:34 AM  
1 vote:

SurelyShirley: Put it on craigslist; someone will pick it up.

Are you kidding? They're just as likely to knock you down and run with it.
2013-02-09 09:42:40 AM  
1 vote:
Just as long as there are no trolls.  Someone send some billy goats across just in case.
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