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(AZ Family)   You're in a high speed chase and the cops are right behind you. Do you: A) Surrender? B) Hope you have enough gas to reach the border? C) Call a local television reporter and ask him for advice?   (azfamily.com) divider line 6
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2013-02-09 11:26:59 AM  
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I think everyone forgot that the driver was ultimately arrested in Maricopa County, home of the corrupt Sheriff Joe Arpaio. This guy will end up in Arpaio's Tent City prison establishment. He's screwed in more ways than one.
2013-02-09 11:23:44 AM  
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Curry and beer: I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process



few years ago there was a tagging "scandal" in i think Scottsdale or Anthem or some shiat.  the comment boards were all "probably filthy illegal mexicans", "go get 'em sheriff joe", and so on.....and then police nabbed them.

"joshua rosenbaum, 19, isaac strauss, 18, and two minors were charged in maricopa county....."

/or whatever their names were.
2013-02-09 11:19:05 AM  
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I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process

"Joshua Bloom's wild Friday afternoon began just after 4 p.m. when he refused to pull over while driving northbound on SR 85 "

He was heading for free healthcare and poutine in a box.  It's only 1300 miles to the border - it was almost the perfect plan.
2013-02-09 09:51:14 AM  
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casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box


Extradition process is going to add at least a year to whatever sentence you get here, and at least here you can get a lawyer anytime you need one. Mexico's legal system is based on Greek, Roman, and even Mayan civil code and very hard to navigate. You ain't representin' yourself in court. Also: guilty until proven innocent.
2013-02-09 09:00:09 AM  
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casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box


They'll throw you in Mexican prison until the extradition paperwork is finished. I don't really know why anyone would try to flee into an extradition country in the first place, or do so at a border crossing where Mexican Military members are authorized to plug you with automatic weapons.

You don't want to go to Mexican prison. It's like super-rapey there.
2013-02-09 08:46:04 AM  
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I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box
 
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