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(AZ Family)   You're in a high speed chase and the cops are right behind you. Do you: A) Surrender? B) Hope you have enough gas to reach the border? C) Call a local television reporter and ask him for advice?   (azfamily.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-09 08:46:04 AM
I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box
 
2013-02-09 09:00:09 AM

casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box


They'll throw you in Mexican prison until the extradition paperwork is finished. I don't really know why anyone would try to flee into an extradition country in the first place, or do so at a border crossing where Mexican Military members are authorized to plug you with automatic weapons.

You don't want to go to Mexican prison. It's like super-rapey there.
 
2013-02-09 09:17:05 AM

casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box


A dick?
 
2013-02-09 09:20:35 AM
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
 
2013-02-09 09:22:48 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to CHANGE THE F**KING CHANNEL, NOW WOULD WE?"
 
2013-02-09 09:22:53 AM
Was he trying to make it to Bloom County?

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2013-02-09 09:30:15 AM
Mmmm....Patti Kirkpatrick....uber MILF.

and Mike Watkiss...I think i read where he's.....fabulous.  "controversial".  plus i heard he's a douche.

and what happened to Beverley Kidd?  OMG so hot.
 
2013-02-09 09:51:14 AM

casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box


Extradition process is going to add at least a year to whatever sentence you get here, and at least here you can get a lawyer anytime you need one. Mexico's legal system is based on Greek, Roman, and even Mayan civil code and very hard to navigate. You ain't representin' yourself in court. Also: guilty until proven innocent.
 
2013-02-09 10:18:14 AM
Driving away from the cops at a high rate of speed, adding charges when they are right behind you. How often does that work out for you mastermind criminals? Enjoy your TRIP and have a nice FALL in jail.
 
2013-02-09 10:29:14 AM
Reporter's Advice:
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2013-02-09 10:36:37 AM

casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box


Why not????


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2013-02-09 11:18:59 AM
Almost triple digit speeds? That almost a high speed chase then.
 
2013-02-09 11:19:05 AM
I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process

"Joshua Bloom's wild Friday afternoon began just after 4 p.m. when he refused to pull over while driving northbound on SR 85 "

He was heading for free healthcare and poutine in a box.  It's only 1300 miles to the border - it was almost the perfect plan.
 
2013-02-09 11:23:44 AM

Curry and beer: I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process



few years ago there was a tagging "scandal" in i think Scottsdale or Anthem or some shiat.  the comment boards were all "probably filthy illegal mexicans", "go get 'em sheriff joe", and so on.....and then police nabbed them.

"joshua rosenbaum, 19, isaac strauss, 18, and two minors were charged in maricopa county....."

/or whatever their names were.
 
2013-02-09 11:26:59 AM
I think everyone forgot that the driver was ultimately arrested in Maricopa County, home of the corrupt Sheriff Joe Arpaio. This guy will end up in Arpaio's Tent City prison establishment. He's screwed in more ways than one.
 
2013-02-09 05:20:18 PM

Curry and beer: I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process

"Joshua Bloom's wild Friday afternoon began just after 4 p.m. when he refused to pull over while driving northbound on SR 85 "

He was heading for free healthcare and poutine in a box.  It's only 1300 miles to the border - it was almost the perfect plan.


I hate you. I just spit grape juice on my screen. Now I have to Windex. Ass.
 
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