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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)   "Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA   (sgvtribune.com) divider line 77
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, black man, Big Bear, San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, Los Angeles County Sheriff, Pico Rivera  
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2013-02-09 09:26:04 AM
6 votes:
Theory Of Null:  My guess he either is hiding out near his home, left the state or long gone as in already gave up and committed suicide

Way to narrow it down, Sherlock.
2013-02-09 10:17:07 AM
5 votes:
FTA: now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," Trone said.

www.enasha.com
2013-02-09 11:11:40 AM
3 votes:
"...banal confrontations"? While this man clearly does not know his audience, my hipster dating site now has a name!
2013-02-09 11:02:16 AM
3 votes:
A co-worker of mine was checked out by the police on Thursday evening while waiting at a bus stop because someone called in that he looked like the guy who had killed the cops. Yes, he was black and he is heavy guy like the shooter, besides that he looks nothing like the shooter. Here comes the Fark worthy part; this was in O'Fallon, IL.
2013-02-09 09:25:48 AM
3 votes:

BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.


No one said he was a hero, only that he was winning.  Get off your cross, moran, there's a blizzard coming and we need the wood to keep warm.
2013-02-09 09:09:43 AM
3 votes:
I think until this is resolved, Obama should really go no where near Los Angeles at this time. The cops could mistake him for Dorner and the Secret Service detail as recruits.
2013-02-09 07:25:05 AM
3 votes:

syrynxx: That guy's parting message makes it sound like LAPD are an Aryan Brotherhood front.


That's nonsense. The Aryan Brotherhood don't get paid nearly as well.
2013-02-09 02:48:43 PM
2 votes:
My guess is they'll find his dead body, do an autopsy, and find out he actually died a year ago to this day.
2013-02-09 01:57:16 PM
2 votes:
Apparently Charlie Sheen wants Dorner to contact him.

You know you've reached a low point in your life when Charlie Sheen is offering to help you.
2013-02-09 01:09:09 PM
2 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2013-02-09 12:59:02 PM
2 votes:
www.hollywoodreporter.com

What a stupid Dorner-on-the-run might look like.

videogum.com

What a clever Dorner-on-the-run might look like.



This is not the time to wear a hoodie be black in California.
2013-02-09 12:33:17 PM
2 votes:
"searching for the muscular 6 foot, 270 pound black man in the snow "

Am I the only one who finds this sentence really funny?
2013-02-09 12:22:00 PM
2 votes:
and, if they never find him...

BIG BEAR LAKE / 2025
www.peoplefirsttourism.com
"It was a night,, just like tonight, not very far from here..."
2013-02-09 11:46:22 AM
2 votes:

BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.


He kills an innocent woman, we put THREE innocent women in the hospital.
That's the LAPD way!
2013-02-09 11:07:10 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-09 10:34:23 AM
2 votes:

Fail in Human Form: To be safe you might want to work on your concealment. I suggest purchasing a pair of ACUs


i40.photobucket.com

ACU pattern cammo sucks.

Glad the Army finaly figured out we're not the Marines, and are switching from a 'cool' pixel cammo to multi-cam
2013-02-09 09:54:35 AM
2 votes:
racist ass LAPD shoots civillians: unfortunate incident that merits investigation.
Guy twisting racist ass LAPD's tail shoots civillians: TOTAL MONSTER, cause entirely discredited, any sympathetic feelings you might have also render you a monster.
2013-02-09 09:53:40 AM
2 votes:
67.18.219.83
2013-02-09 09:20:29 AM
2 votes:
Public Service message from Chris Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haiHGlo7O4o
2013-02-09 09:04:29 AM
2 votes:
The Fourth Ammendment's time has come. The original framers of The Constitution had no idea that technology and society would progress to such a point of complexity and innovation. It is in society's interest to look within and root out all that may do harm to this great nation. No one needs to be secure, the authorities will provide for your protection. The only expense is a child not saved.
2013-02-09 08:54:02 AM
2 votes:
Yeah the general public better help find this guy or you might never see your morning paper again
2013-02-09 08:47:13 AM
2 votes:
Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?
2013-02-10 01:31:55 AM
1 votes:

Coelacanth: One of my grand uncles was a detective on the LAPD during WWII and into the early 1950s. If it wasn't for his help, my other grand uncle and my grandfather could not have run a black market from out of their dude ranch. But my grand uncle the detective's big moment came during the Black Dahlia murder investigation. He was told along with some other detectives to find evidence to pin Elizabeth's Short's murder on the lesbian community when everything else pointed a finger towards somebody in the acting community.



It was Willie Randy Hearst.
2013-02-10 12:16:30 AM
1 votes:

khyberkitsune: BronyMedic: The daughter of a cop who had nothing to do with Dorner or the LAPD

So ignorant. In fact, THE MEMORIAL SERVICE HAD GIRL AND FIANCE LAID TO REST WITH *THEIR BADGES*

We were there protesting the cops.

You apparently don't know shiat and believe everything you see in the media.


"I'm a pain in your ass, I know, otherwise you'd not be here reading my page. "

Actually, no you're not. Just went there to have something to remember you by when you stop posting, because you've pissed off the wrong people have have been "disappeared."

This is not a time to be obvious.
2013-02-09 09:22:12 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-09 06:12:11 PM
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Business opportunity:
Bumper stickers that say:

I'm NOT Dorner!
Please don't
shoot me!


That's just what  Dorner would say! Shoot him!
2013-02-09 05:58:21 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Apparently Charlie Sheen wants Dorner to contact him.

You know you've reached a low point in your life when Charlie Sheen is offering to help you.


He's a warlock.
I'd take help from a warlock if offered.
2013-02-09 05:37:35 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how you cop hating retards refuse to take 5 minutes to learn the basic facts about the case you're spending so much time biatching about.

... the "basic facts" that you made up?

Popcorn Johnny: The cops spot a vehicle that matches the initial description of the suspects vehicle.

Bzzt. Other than the fact that it was a pick-up, it doesn't match at all. Wrong make, wrong model,  wrong color.

The truck is heading into the neighborhood of one of the people named as a target in the manifesto.

Bzzt. They were already in the neighborhood, and the cops never saw them "heading in" as you imply. They only saw them once they were already there. You make it seem like the cops follow them in, which is simply false.

Truck then turns down the street, kills the headlights and slows down.

Bzzt. Truck was already on the street, had its headlights already off, and was moving slowly because one of them was throwing papers at each house.

Can't blame the cops for thinking they had the right vehicle.

Considering that the cops  shot the truck from behind, the truck had already passed the house they were guarding. At which point, they should have thought that maybe this wrong-color, wrong-model truck that was lobbing newspapers at every house was, I don't know, the newspaper delivery?

Don't berate others for not knowing the facts, when its clear that your only knowledge of them is what you pulled from your ass.


Aye. Almost 30 bullet holes in the back of the truck were clearly defensive shots by the LAPD.

I guess anything the police do will always be justified by ol popcorn Johnny.
2013-02-09 05:10:43 PM
1 votes:

danielscissorhands: Theory Of Null:  He could of had a motorcycle in the back of that truck.

/could HAVE
//sorry, pet peeve


Thank you! If Theory Of Null would of hit the Preview button, he could of caught that error. He really should of.

/of
//it hurt to type that
///meh
2013-02-09 05:08:14 PM
1 votes:

transplendent: What's the over/under on when the copycat killings begin?


as long as they're killing corrupt cops, who cares?
2013-02-09 03:58:17 PM
1 votes:

Theory Of Null: In all seriousness, I doubt he is hiding in the mountains. He left his identification in San Diego then set his truck on fire miles away in the mountains and before that was spotted at a motel in Orange County. All of the locations are a good distance from one another. He could of had a motorcycle in the back of that truck.



oi37.tinypic.com

/they drew first blood, not me!
/subby ;)
2013-02-09 02:49:08 PM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-02-09 02:39:04 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: The Southern Dandy: Pull your head out Johnny.  If it were only punk skateboarders, it wouldn't be an issue.

99% of the cop haters on the internet are punk kids, that's why their opinion doesn't matter.


Hey! that's our future you're talking about.
2013-02-09 02:35:43 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: The Southern Dandy: Why do so many people hate cops?

Because they wouldn't let them skateboard in the bank parking lot.


Pull your head out Johnny.  If it were only punk skateboarders, it wouldn't be an issue.
2013-02-09 02:32:45 PM
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: Popcorn Johnny: The cop hating club has taken over this thread, time for normal people to leave.

Why do so many people hate cops?


Here's why...Because cops have a huge problem within their ranks.  They claim that bad cops are an anomaly, but the reality is that it's more pervasive than they want to admit.  That's not the biggest problem.  Every organization has bad apples.  The big problem with law enforcement is the same issue that's at the core of this story.  When bad cops act bad, every other cop closes ranks and supports the bad cop.  When a good cop tries to correct the bad cop, the good cop is fired.  THAT'S why so many people hate cops.
2013-02-09 02:31:46 PM
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: Why do so many people hate cops?


Because they wouldn't let them skateboard in the bank parking lot.
2013-02-09 02:22:31 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: The Fourth Amendment must go. It's an antiquated idea from a much simpler time.


Go fark yourself.  The 4th exists entirely to protect the rest of us from farkwads like you.
2013-02-09 02:18:25 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: pyrotek85: NeoBad: Let's hope, that, rather than the wheels of justice turning, that peice of crap dies painfully, scared out of his mind and that the devil is laughing at him for a long long time....

You're advocating that he shouldn't be arrested and charged for his crimes but summarily killed when found?

/Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. He's farking bugshiat crazy, has killed innocent people, and will continue to do so unless stopped, and will probably force the police to gun him down like the rabid dog he is, which is what you do to rabid animals. You kill them, you kill them until they die from it.  I have 0 problems with this. He's not "innocent" at all, there is no doubt that he committed the crimes they said, and he said, he did.  He's crazy, and it would be better if they just invoked rule #.308 when they find his ass, which he will probably force them to do anyway, or kill himself like the coward he is.  Either way, as long as he's not sucking wind anymore, it's fine with me.


And now is the point in our thread where fat Aspies talk about how badass they are.
2013-02-09 02:15:43 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: ZeroPly: Kill people who need killing.

The daughter of a cop who had nothing to do with Dorner or the LAPD, and a basketball coach/lawyer who was loosely connected to him needed killing?


Yes.

Main rule of asymmetric warfare is being asymmetric. This guy knows the SOP - for maximum disruption you don't go after the point man on the SWAT team, you go after the pogues in the HQ and their families.  It's hard being a racist, corrupt, sh*tbag when you're constantly worrying whether your actions are going to get your family killed. I don't see too many of the LAPD up on the TV acting all hero-like now that this guy's on the loose.

Half the people on the Internet are cheering this guy on. I think what's freaking out the LAPD more than this guy possibly being out there with a 50 cal, is that people are laughing at them and saying they had this coming.
2013-02-09 02:09:29 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Apparently Charlie Sheen wants Dorner to contact him.

You know you've reached a low point in your life when Charlie Sheen is offering to help you.


   possibly Charlie was also thinking Dorner might rob some drug dealers and is merely looking into buying in bulk..
2013-02-09 02:01:46 PM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Look at the number of holes in that truck; one of their problems is that as soon as one cop fires a shot, they all open up and continue firing until their ammo is gone, regardless of the actual situation. Too bad they aren't smart enough to make decisions for themselves.




"We deeply regret that this terrible tragedy has happened," said Safir, reading an official NYPD statement at City Hall. "But I must stress that it was understandable given the circumstances. There was no way those officers could have known for certain that Mr. Livingston was not heavily armed and about to kill them."

According to NYPD sources, at approximately 11:30 a.m. on the day in question, a detachment of 12 officers observed Livingston, a delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant, standing at the entrance to an apartment building "acting in a suspicious and aggressive manner." After ignoring the officers' repeated commands to put down the threatening item in his hand, a bag containing a double order of General Chao's Chicken and a pint of rice, Livingston reached for the doorbell. The officers responded by opening fire on his strategic top-of-the-stairs position from point-blank range, discharging their standard-issue 9mm handguns 245 times and striking him with approximately 175 teflon-coated hollow-point slugs.

Defiantly ignoring the officers' orders to freeze, Livingston dropped to the floor and convulsed wildly, kicking and thrashing and hurling blood in all directions.


NYPD Apologizes For Accidental Shooting-Clubbing-Stabbing-Firebombing Death
2013-02-09 01:25:53 PM
1 votes:

Arn_Dee: orclover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Coming on a Bicycle: colonel0sanders: generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?

FTA:  Two Latina women in Torrance were shot by officers who thought their car looked like the one driven by Dorner. The car did not match the description.

So, what happened to those two women? Every article I read about it, says that they were shot, but no word on whether they survived.

Heard their lawyer on KFI the other day. The 78 year old grandmother was shot twice in the back. She's in "stable" condition in the hospital. Her 45 year old daughter was cut on the hand by a piece of "something" (bullet fragment, car metal, no one is sure) and is in good condition.

Mother and daughter are undoubtedly spending the convalescence time looking at Hawaiian vacation brochures and new home plans. They've basically won the lottery.

I wish this was true but you unfortunately know nothing of modern civil liability when it comes to Los Angeles police forces.  The days of Rodney King level of payouts are long long gone my friend.  If they are lucky they will get a bit more than just their medical bills paid off and the repairs to their car.  They ARE lucky that the incident was well publicized, because now they likely wont be going to prison.  Not kidding.   Charges will likely still be pressed against them in order to intimidate them into not pressing civil liability too hard.

Lottery?  These people are likely very farked.  You people know absolutely nothing about cops at all.  You just know what you see in the movies.  That scares the fark out of me btw.

What the fark could they possibly be charged with?


Littering, they where tossing paper all over the farking city!
2013-02-09 01:17:59 PM
1 votes:

RDixon: BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.

Why do you think he is a hero?


Whoever taught you to read should be punched in the crotch.
2013-02-09 01:12:11 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Arn_Dee: What the fark could they possibly be charged with?

Reckless driving, driving with headlamps out, not immediately stopping for an officer, etc etc etc


The ones they shot out themselves no doubt.
2013-02-09 01:06:32 PM
1 votes:
Dorner is the hero we deserve; the darkest knight if you will.
2013-02-09 12:40:20 PM
1 votes:
The LAPD. Yikes. Reminds me of the corrupt cops in the "Illuminatus" trilogy...but real.
2013-02-09 12:39:11 PM
1 votes:
Mind you, the police have a hard choice to make right now. They have to search for specifically a black male whilst at the same time not exclusively stopping black males to find him and minimizing the cost of the operation.

Choice one, stop an equal number of black or white, males or females to see if they are the black male they seek. A course of action that would leave them open to claims that they are wasting police funds

Choice two, only stop black males to see if they are the black male they seek. A course of action that would lead them open to claims of racial profiling and racism in general and claims of harassment.

tough.
2013-02-09 12:35:15 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.

As opposes to the LAPD who is gunning down innocent civilians in their trucks

I'm actually concerned about the lack of outrage a lot of people seem to have for the fact that the LAPD is GUNNING DOWN INNOCENT CIVILIANS in cars.


For you, the day the LAPD shot up a truck full of elderly women was the most important day of your life.

But for them, it was Tuesday.
2013-02-09 12:22:04 PM
1 votes:

kombat_unit: Fark, where a murderous psycho gets white knighted by the usual trash.


Are you referring to the LAPD officer that shot at two women?
2013-02-09 12:12:21 PM
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: colonel0sanders: generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?

FTA:  Two Latina women in Torrance were shot by officers who thought their car looked like the one driven by Dorner. The car did not match the description.

So, what happened to those two women? Every article I read about it, says that they were shot, but no word on whether they survived.


Heard their lawyer on KFI the other day. The 78 year old grandmother was shot twice in the back. She's in "stable" condition in the hospital. Her 45 year old daughter was cut on the hand by a piece of "something" (bullet fragment, car metal, no one is sure) and is in good condition.

Mother and daughter are undoubtedly spending the convalescence time looking at Hawaiian vacation brochures and new home plans. They've basically won the lottery.
2013-02-09 12:06:11 PM
1 votes:
They will find him already dead and bury him at sea. But don't ask to see the body.
2013-02-09 11:42:58 AM
1 votes:

GUTSU: missiv: [www.soundstagedirect.com image 350x370]
Apply the soundtrack, and get ready for the climax.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-09 11:42:49 AM
1 votes:
BronyMedic:

Yeah, that's exactly what I said, even though I pointed out anyone who's elderly with a gunshot wound will get an ICU bed.

You're right.  I'm sure it's just a precautionary measure in this case.  She should just rub some dirt on it.
2013-02-09 11:28:34 AM
1 votes:
www.soundstagedirect.com
Apply the soundtrack, and get ready for the climax.
2013-02-09 11:13:35 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: To be fair, I'm not a  serialkiller, but it's nothing a few hundred thousand volts won't fix at any rate. Really, the human body is just like a potato clock.


You mean like every morning the cops find a body, and every morning I get a potato clock?
2013-02-09 10:37:16 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: If she was shot in the hand, because of her age alone they'd put her in the intensive care unit because of the staffing ratios. People like that get lost on a floor where one nurse has to care for ten or so different patients at the same time. It's not necessarily because she's knocking on the death's door.


"Carranza suffered minor injuries to her hand from shattering glass.

Hernandez, who was shot in the back, is in ICU at Harbor-UCLA Medical Center."

Shot in the BACK, and in ICU.

I mean, if you aren't even familiar with the basic facts of the case, why are you arguing at all?
2013-02-09 10:30:44 AM
1 votes:

LessO2: Dormer has got to still be alive.

He knows how the cops are going to look for him.  His manifesto mentions he will use surprise tactics.  That likely includes "waiting things out" until his notoriety fades for the time being.   He knows that all it takes for him to get off the headlines is for Lindsay Lohan to flash her crotch again.


fortnightlitpress.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-09 10:23:37 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: By the way, in Brony's defense, he's a paramedic.


To be fair, I'm not a  serialkiller, but it's nothing a few hundred thousand volts won't fix at any rate. Really, the human body is just like a potato clock.

At any rate, if things do go wrong, you can always cut up the body and dump them at strategically placed points in the city. If you look at them on a map, they should form a smiley face.

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-09 10:20:54 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: The question that anyone, even pro-Law Enforcement, should be asking is "Why the fark did you think it was acceptable to open up on a vehicle without even identifying a threat?" The actions of that officer involved are inexcusable, and reek of panic and anger.


Two months from now: A police investigatory panel have investigated and determined that there was no fault by the officer. He's been commended and received a "good for you" bonus and medal.
2013-02-09 09:56:23 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.

You missed the thread from yesterday. There are FARK posters who think that Dorner is completely innocent, and the murders are a frame job by the LAPD to discredit him because he came forward.

That said, this seems hillariously appropriate.

[funnytshirts.savatoons.com image 515x320]


That would be a garbled recollection of me. I want evidence. If he actually came out and said 'I took out these dudes at these locations' that's one thing. But the two cops following a truck they thought resembled Dorners (ORLY?) and come to find out it wasn't (of course), so they make a turn and somebody else shoots at them and suddenly the person who shoots at them is Dorner (ORLY?) -- that just smacks of stacking on cold cases to a murder trial just so they can be closed, who gives a fk if the suspect actually did it or not.  You know?

So maybe he killed the chick and her cop fiance.  If he did it, killing them over something her father did is bogus.  But is there proof?

But the other two incidents........ don't cops get shot at every day in LA?  Will every shooting of a cop now be associated with Dorner?  I want proof.  That's all I'm saying, man.  LAPD didn't suddenly become trustworthy just because Dorner had a psychotic break.
2013-02-09 09:52:09 AM
1 votes:
"We still have to insure that citizens believe the police are there to protect and serve...."

The requirement for belief would seem to insinuate that the police are there for some other reason.  If the facts surrounding their actions supported this statement, people wouldn't have to believe it, they would simply know it as the truth.
2013-02-09 09:48:15 AM
1 votes:
The LAPD is beyond fixing, and has been for years. They have no sense of shame. Look at what they did to those women. The world is watching, but they're still playing Rambo in the streets.
2013-02-09 09:45:16 AM
1 votes:

DeCypher44: I don't know why, but the police and media always reference the paper delivery women in the Toyota that the police shot at, but somehow forget there was another car shot at and struck by the police. That was TWO innocents shiat at by the police.

Also, I own a dark gray Nissan Titan. The drive to work that morning (Fullerton to Irvine) was weird. All the freeway signs had a "BOLO" for Dorner's Titan. Everyone was looking at me, and a cop stared hard for a long time until he realized I'm a 5'8" Italian.

/csb


Apparently, you were largely safe from bullets then. The cops were only targeting vehicles that did not match Dorner's (I kid). Be safe out there.
2013-02-09 09:41:02 AM
1 votes:

DeCypher44: I don't know why, but the police and media always reference the paper delivery women in the Toyota that the police shot at, but somehow forget there was another car shot at and struck by the police. That was TWO innocents shiat at by the police.

Also, I own a dark gray Nissan Titan. The drive to work that morning (Fullerton to Irvine) was weird. All the freeway signs had a "BOLO" for Dorner's Titan. Everyone was looking at me, and a cop stared hard for a long time until he realized I'm a 5'8" Italian.

/csb


To be safe you might want to work on your concealment.  I suggest purchasing a pair of ACUs  ;-)
2013-02-09 09:40:57 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Theory Of Null: In all seriousness, I doubt he is hiding in the mountains. He left his identification in San Diego then set his truck on fire miles away in the mountains and before that was spotted at a motel in Orange County. All of the locations are a good distance from one another. He could of had a motorcycle in the back of that truck.

Looks like he is sending them on a wild goose chase until he pops up again or to throw them off while flees the state entirely. My guess he either is hiding out near his home, left the state or long gone as in already gave up and committed suicide

I read a report, possibly inaccurate, that he torched two of his suppressed ARs in the truck.  If that's the case he might be starting to crack under the pressure.


But I read on CNN that he's got a 50 caliber machine gun capable of hitting things over  50 yards away!!!!!!eleventy!!!
2013-02-09 09:38:03 AM
1 votes:
I don't know why, but the police and media always reference the paper delivery women in the Toyota that the police shot at, but somehow forget there was another car shot at and struck by the police. That was TWO innocents shiat at by the police.

Also, I own a dark gray Nissan Titan. The drive to work that morning (Fullerton to Irvine) was weird. All the freeway signs had a "BOLO" for Dorner's Titan. Everyone was looking at me, and a cop stared hard for a long time until he realized I'm a 5'8" Italian.

/csb
2013-02-09 09:30:09 AM
1 votes:
Y'see

While I sympathize with Dorner, I do not condone any act of terrorism. Period.

In the end, though, Dorner's whole story will end up as a pretty good metaphor for the United States.
2013-02-09 09:19:58 AM
1 votes:

Madbassist1: Shut up, bootlicker.


Awww. Someone's still mad.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Nice to see in addition to being a lulzcow who has cried for weeks because he got a two day time out, you're also one of the Dorner hero worshippers who think that it's perfectly okay to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with what happened to him.

That makes me an authoritarian, apparantly, because I don't think it's okay to target innocent family members and people who had nothing to do with it. It would have even been UNDERSTANDABLE had he targeted someone who was directly involved. Not excusable, but understandable.

biatch, please.

RDixon: Why do you think he is a hero?


Oh, please don't be such a fail troll. You've been here since 2003. You've cheered him on in this thread. At least have the integrity to stand by your comments. Own it, brother!
2013-02-09 09:18:53 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.

You missed the thread from yesterday. There are FARK posters who think that Dorner is completely innocent, and the murders are a frame job by the LAPD to discredit him because he came forward.

That said, this seems hillariously appropriate.

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Yeah. That's such an absurd, nonsensical theory. Really - if that were true - we'd see the LAPD lose their sh*t in an effort of trying to find and silence him before he had a chance to share his evidence. I mean - we'd see the LAPD ventilate two trucks with bullet holes - injuring innocent people.
2013-02-09 09:15:13 AM
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How about instead they tell the LAPD to stop shooting people because they feel like it?

StoPPeRmobile: The Second Ammendment's time has come.


FTFY.

If they're gonna kill citizens because they feel like it, they deserve the same treatment.
2013-02-09 09:13:23 AM
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generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?


As of Friday - the LAPD has downgraded their efforts to shooting garage doors, telephone polls, and parked cars in the same neighborhood that the two newspaper delivery women were shot in Thursday morning.
2013-02-09 09:11:06 AM
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And they ask what possible legitimate reason would someone have to own a semi auto rifle and magazines that hold 50 or 100 rounds.

This.
2013-02-09 09:09:53 AM
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BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.


Why do you think he is a hero?
2013-02-09 08:57:22 AM
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Hermione_Granger: Then, if there's an iota of sense left, they'll clean house at the LAPD.


That would be a neat trick.
2013-02-09 08:51:31 AM
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Dorner was trained by America to do what America does best: Kill people.

Now we're gonna kill him - and we should.

Then, if there's an iota of sense left, they'll clean house at the LAPD.
2013-02-09 08:50:02 AM
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I read his manifesto. He had some pretty salient points. Then he started talking about Tebow.
2013-02-09 08:47:43 AM
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Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.


You missed the thread from yesterday. There are FARK posters who think that Dorner is completely innocent, and the murders are a frame job by the LAPD to discredit him because he came forward.

That said, this seems hillariously appropriate.

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