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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)   "Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA   (sgvtribune.com) divider line 412
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, black man, Big Bear, San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, Los Angeles County Sheriff, Pico Rivera  
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2013-02-09 01:12:07 AM  
well played, subby
 
2013-02-09 01:23:20 AM  
Awesome.
 
2013-02-09 06:55:13 AM  
That guy's parting message makes it sound like LAPD are an Aryan Brotherhood front.  Want to beat up black people and get away with it?  Join the LAPD.
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2013-02-09 07:25:05 AM  

syrynxx: That guy's parting message makes it sound like LAPD are an Aryan Brotherhood front.


That's nonsense. The Aryan Brotherhood don't get paid nearly as well.
 
2013-02-09 07:38:13 AM  

St_Francis_P: syrynxx: That guy's parting message makes it sound like LAPD are an Aryan Brotherhood front.

That's nonsense. The Aryan Brotherhood don't get paid nearly as well.


Nor is their behavior sanctioned as much.
 
2013-02-09 07:42:29 AM  
I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.
 
2013-02-09 08:47:13 AM  
Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?
 
2013-02-09 08:47:43 AM  

Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.


You missed the thread from yesterday. There are FARK posters who think that Dorner is completely innocent, and the murders are a frame job by the LAPD to discredit him because he came forward.

That said, this seems hillariously appropriate.

funnytshirts.savatoons.com
 
2013-02-09 08:49:53 AM  

generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?


FTA:  Two Latina women in Torrance were shot by officers who thought their car looked like the one driven by Dorner. The car did not match the description.
 
2013-02-09 08:50:02 AM  
I read his manifesto. He had some pretty salient points. Then he started talking about Tebow.
 
2013-02-09 08:50:34 AM  

Hanky: well played, subby


ecmoRandomNumbers: Awesome.



Thanks. I'm glad they greenlit (greenlighted?) this one. :)

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2013-02-09 08:51:31 AM  
Dorner was trained by America to do what America does best: Kill people.

Now we're gonna kill him - and we should.

Then, if there's an iota of sense left, they'll clean house at the LAPD.
 
2013-02-09 08:52:08 AM  
Last item I read about this case concerned the LAPD's attempted murder of a couple of white(?) women. Have they decided to narrow their focus?
 
2013-02-09 08:54:02 AM  
Yeah the general public better help find this guy or you might never see your morning paper again
 
2013-02-09 08:54:12 AM  
"Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie."

Sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it, just look how short that skirt is."
 
2013-02-09 08:54:47 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Last item I read about this case concerned the LAPD's attempted murder of a couple of white(?) women. Have they decided to narrow their focus?


White? LAPD? Noooo.... They were Mexican!
 
2013-02-09 08:54:57 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Then, if there's an iota of sense left, they'll clean house at the LAPD.


If there were it would have happened after the Rampart scandal broke. Instead we got a a television show inspired by it.
 
2013-02-09 08:55:54 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it, just look how short that skirt is."


So basically the prevailing attitude of FARK on every Saturday morning?

Well, that and it's awesome that a 40 year old teacher would have sex with a 14 year old student.
 
2013-02-09 08:57:22 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Then, if there's an iota of sense left, they'll clean house at the LAPD.


That would be a neat trick.
 
2013-02-09 08:58:20 AM  

BronyMedic: Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.

You missed the thread from yesterday. There are FARK posters who think that Dorner is completely innocent, and the murders are a frame job by the LAPD to discredit him because he came forward.

That said, this seems hillariously appropriate.

[funnytshirts.savatoons.com image 515x320]


I hadn't seen anything about this until last night. there are many theories and possibilities that will all involve death and mayhem.
 
2013-02-09 09:00:19 AM  
dinch: I read his manifesto. He had some pretty salient points. Then he started talking about Tebow.

Same here. Some of the shockingly racist things that happen in the LAPD really surprised me. I thought they had cleaned that up, or at least tried.

I wasn't aware, for example, that one of the officers in the Rodney King tape (one swinging the baton) got a PROMOTION eventually, and now commands 200 LA police officers.

Or that if an LAPD officer calls a fellow officer a n*gger, he essentially gets a slap on the wrist.

But some of the other stuff seems, um, less than lucid.

Seems to me that Dorner is a Frankenstein monster that the US military trained, and the LAPD further corrupted, and now he's clearly lost his mind. Terrible blowback, but at least he's not out there massacring dozens of civilians.

I'm not saying that a civilians life is worth more than an LAPD cop, but the LAPD made this guy what he is, or at least seriously contributed to it.
 
2013-02-09 09:03:00 AM  

jakomo002: dinch: I read his manifesto. He had some pretty salient points. Then he started talking about Tebow.

Same here. Some of the shockingly racist things that happen in the LAPD really surprised me. I thought they had cleaned that up, or at least tried.

I wasn't aware, for example, that one of the officers in the Rodney King tape (one swinging the baton) got a PROMOTION eventually, and now commands 200 LA police officers.

Or that if an LAPD officer calls a fellow officer a n*gger, he essentially gets a slap on the wrist.

But some of the other stuff seems, um, less than lucid.

Seems to me that Dorner is a Frankenstein monster that the US military trained, and the LAPD further corrupted, and now he's clearly lost his mind. Terrible blowback, but at least he's not out there massacring dozens of civilians.

I'm not saying that a civilians life is worth more than an LAPD cop, but the LAPD made this guy what he is, or at least seriously contributed to it.


He did kill civilians.
 
2013-02-09 09:04:29 AM  
The Fourth Ammendment's time has come. The original framers of The Constitution had no idea that technology and society would progress to such a point of complexity and innovation. It is in society's interest to look within and root out all that may do harm to this great nation. No one needs to be secure, the authorities will provide for your protection. The only expense is a child not saved.
 
2013-02-09 09:04:51 AM  
The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.
 
2013-02-09 09:06:15 AM  
    When he murdered that mans' daughter,he declared he was playing no limit...all in.  It will be a fiery finish comparable to the SLA shootout...He will have to be shot to pieces and literally on fire before he kills himself..
 
2013-02-09 09:07:04 AM  
MNguy He did kill civilians.

Oh, crap, right. The daughter of a cop and her fiancee or something? I forgot about that. Sorry.

You gotta admit, for all the warnings about how crazy and dangerous and armed and well-trained this guy is, his body count is low for a "killing spree".
 
2013-02-09 09:08:02 AM  
First Blood.
 
2013-02-09 09:08:24 AM  

RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.


So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.
 
2013-02-09 09:09:43 AM  
I think until this is resolved, Obama should really go no where near Los Angeles at this time. The cops could mistake him for Dorner and the Secret Service detail as recruits.
 
2013-02-09 09:09:53 AM  

BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.


Why do you think he is a hero?
 
2013-02-09 09:09:55 AM  
Let's hope, that, rather than the wheels of justice turning, that peice of crap dies painfully, scared out of his mind and that the devil is laughing at him for a long long time....
 
2013-02-09 09:11:06 AM  
And they ask what possible legitimate reason would someone have to own a semi auto rifle and magazines that hold 50 or 100 rounds.

This.
 
2013-02-09 09:11:59 AM  

NeoBad: Let's hope, that, rather than the wheels of justice turning, that peice of crap dies painfully, scared out of his mind and that the devil is laughing at him for a long long time....


You're advocating that he shouldn't be arrested and charged for his crimes but summarily killed when found?
 
2013-02-09 09:12:12 AM  

BronyMedic: TofuTheAlmighty: Sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it, just look how short that skirt is."

So basically the prevailing attitude of FARK on every Saturday morning?

Well, that and it's awesome that a 40 year old teacher would have sex with a 14 year old student.


Shut up, bootlicker.
 
GBB
2013-02-09 09:13:05 AM  
I hope this incident doesn't interfere with the airing of the next season of SouthLAnd.
 
2013-02-09 09:13:23 AM  

generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?


As of Friday - the LAPD has downgraded their efforts to shooting garage doors, telephone polls, and parked cars in the same neighborhood that the two newspaper delivery women were shot in Thursday morning.
 
2013-02-09 09:15:13 AM  
How about instead they tell the LAPD to stop shooting people because they feel like it?

StoPPeRmobile: The Second Ammendment's time has come.


FTFY.

If they're gonna kill citizens because they feel like it, they deserve the same treatment.
 
2013-02-09 09:15:17 AM  
Probably in Aruba right now.
 
2013-02-09 09:15:39 AM  

colonel0sanders: generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?

FTA:  Two Latina women in Torrance were shot by officers who thought their car looked like the one driven by Dorner. The car did not match the description.


So, what happened to those two women? Every article I read about it, says that they were shot, but no word on whether they survived.
 
2013-02-09 09:18:53 AM  

BronyMedic: Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.

You missed the thread from yesterday. There are FARK posters who think that Dorner is completely innocent, and the murders are a frame job by the LAPD to discredit him because he came forward.

That said, this seems hillariously appropriate.

[funnytshirts.savatoons.com image 515x320]


Yeah. That's such an absurd, nonsensical theory. Really - if that were true - we'd see the LAPD lose their sh*t in an effort of trying to find and silence him before he had a chance to share his evidence. I mean - we'd see the LAPD ventilate two trucks with bullet holes - injuring innocent people.
 
2013-02-09 09:19:58 AM  

Madbassist1: Shut up, bootlicker.


Awww. Someone's still mad.

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Nice to see in addition to being a lulzcow who has cried for weeks because he got a two day time out, you're also one of the Dorner hero worshippers who think that it's perfectly okay to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with what happened to him.

That makes me an authoritarian, apparantly, because I don't think it's okay to target innocent family members and people who had nothing to do with it. It would have even been UNDERSTANDABLE had he targeted someone who was directly involved. Not excusable, but understandable.

biatch, please.

RDixon: Why do you think he is a hero?


Oh, please don't be such a fail troll. You've been here since 2003. You've cheered him on in this thread. At least have the integrity to stand by your comments. Own it, brother!
 
2013-02-09 09:20:12 AM  

BalugaJoe: Probably in Aruba right now.


   If I were Ving Rhames,that's where I would be.
 
2013-02-09 09:20:29 AM  
Public Service message from Chris Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haiHGlo7O4o
 
2013-02-09 09:20:47 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: colonel0sanders: generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?

FTA:  Two Latina women in Torrance were shot by officers who thought their car looked like the one driven by Dorner. The car did not match the description.

So, what happened to those two women? Every article I read about it, says that they were shot, but no word on whether they survived.


I heard that they were doing okay. I can't source that - it's just what I heard.
 
2013-02-09 09:20:53 AM  

jakomo002: MNguy He did kill civilians.

Oh, crap, right. The daughter of a cop and her fiancee or something? I forgot about that. Sorry.

You gotta admit, for all the warnings about how crazy and dangerous and armed and well-trained this guy is, his body count is low for a "killing spree".


Yeah, well, the LAPD is keeping his head down by shooting innocent old ladies.
 
2013-02-09 09:20:56 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: colonel0sanders: generallyso: Is the LAPD still shooting random civilians or has their PR department put a stop to that for a few days?

FTA:  Two Latina women in Torrance were shot by officers who thought their car looked like the one driven by Dorner. The car did not match the description.

So, what happened to those two women? Every article I read about it, says that they were shot, but no word on whether they survived.


Looks like they survived fortunately

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57568368/christopher-dorner-manh un t-two-innocent-women-shot-by-lapd-officers-had-no-warning/
 
2013-02-09 09:23:54 AM  

Bontesla: Yeah. That's such an absurd, nonsensical theory. Really - if that were true - we'd see the LAPD lose their sh*t in an effort of trying to find and silence him before he had a chance to share his evidence. I mean - we'd see the LAPD ventilate two trucks with bullet holes - injuring innocent people.


Pictured: FARKer  Bontesla hard at work on his/her/it's next groundbreaking post.

www.tinfoilonmyhead.com

In the event you're not being snarky, and actually being serious, you're the same caliber of idiot who thinks James Holmes was a false flag attack, and the aspie in Newtown was planted to let Obama come get our guns. Please, please tell me you're being snarky.

media.tumblr.com

Never attempt to relate to conspiracy what can be related to incompetence combined with anger.
 
2013-02-09 09:24:55 AM  

Bontesla: I sincerely hope that Dorner is out of California by now. They're trying to execute him.


And they're shooting at anything that moves hoping they'll get lucky.
 
2013-02-09 09:25:00 AM  
In all seriousness, I doubt he is hiding in the mountains. He left his identification in San Diego then set his truck on fire miles away in the mountains and before that was spotted at a motel in Orange County. All of the locations are a good distance from one another. He could of had a motorcycle in the back of that truck.

Looks like he is sending them on a wild goose chase until he pops up again or to throw them off while flees the state entirely. My guess he either is hiding out near his home, left the state or long gone as in already gave up and committed suicide
 
2013-02-09 09:25:48 AM  

BronyMedic: RDixon: The man openly declared war on the LAPD, and, so far is winning.

So that's why he killed an innocent woman who's only crime was being a cop's daughter, and a lawyer/coach who was only loosely connected with his case, right?

Some hero.


No one said he was a hero, only that he was winning.  Get off your cross, moran, there's a blizzard coming and we need the wood to keep warm.
 
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