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(Global Times (China))   Because the Chinese have no God, they celebrate Spring Festival. Air your grievances to the right   (globaltimes.cn) divider line 92
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2013-02-09 07:09:10 AM  
So do the Christians, they're just not smart enough to realize it.

Easter->Ishtar->Isis Egyptian Goddess of Motherhood and Spring.  Rabbits and eggs have jack shiat to do with Jesus but they are quite symbolic of birth and spring.
 
2013-02-09 07:41:25 AM  
Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?
 
2013-02-09 07:42:43 AM  

Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?


No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.
 
2013-02-09 07:43:22 AM  
Just where does one go to get a god?
 
2013-02-09 07:43:58 AM  
My imaginary deity is superior to your arbitrary milestone!
 
2013-02-09 07:45:09 AM  

Deep Contact: Just where does one go to get a god?


Pray for it or something. I know it at least involves talking blindly to your hands or whatever.
 
2013-02-09 07:45:40 AM  
This is one of the things the chinese got right.
 
2013-02-09 07:48:51 AM  

oukewldave: Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?

No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.


Look at me! I have no useful opinion but I can spell.
 
2013-02-09 07:49:38 AM  

oukewldave: Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?

No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.


OH SNAP.gif
 
2013-02-09 07:51:21 AM  
It's delaying the shipment of any further Oculus Rift development kits by 4 weeks back to April.  Their month of no productivity has cost me a month of no productivity!

www.oculusvr.com
 
2013-02-09 07:51:47 AM  

oukewldave: Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?

No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.


Now that we have heard from the spelling Nazi, do you have something to add to the conversation?

Didn't think so.
 
2013-02-09 07:53:24 AM  
Well it's not like Chinese culture is exactly atheistic.  The immanent creative force isn't called "God," it's Heaven.  Heaven isn't emotional and personal like the Western idea of God, but it fits the same niche, the "all-powerful thing at the heart of it all" niche that seems programmed into the human brain.
 
2013-02-09 07:53:39 AM  
hmm.... so lemme get this straight.

zombie jesus rose from the dead and that's why we're spota member the day. the whole spring fertility thing celebrated all over the world today and in the xtian world before jebus came around is all sinful satany stuff.

AND! jesus was born during the winter solstice time, another time of traditonal festivals and stuff. how convenient!

i swear you'd think this whole thing was done on purpose.
 
2013-02-09 07:55:32 AM  
China's increasing prosperity and strength are certain to provide a better platform for individual development.


chinadailyshow.com
 
2013-02-09 07:55:47 AM  

Infobahn: oukewldave: Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?

No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.

Now that we have heard from the spelling Nazi, do you have something to add to the conversation?

Didn't think so.


I do: you misspelled the word "pagan"
 
2013-02-09 07:58:42 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Infobahn: oukewldave: Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?

No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.

Now that we have heard from the spelling Nazi, do you have something to add to the conversation?

Didn't think so.

I do: you misspelled the word "pagan"


Not even close.
 
2013-02-09 08:01:18 AM  

Infobahn: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Infobahn: oukewldave: Infobahn: Is this where we remind people that Christmas is really a Pagen holiday?

No, it's where we remind people they don't know how to spell.

Now that we have heard from the spelling Nazi, do you have something to add to the conversation?

Didn't think so.

I do: you misspelled the word "pagan"

Not even close.


No, that's extremely relevant to the conversation we're having.  It may not be the conversation you want to have, but it's clearly the conversation we ARE having and therefore it's relevant.
 
2013-02-09 08:01:20 AM  

TeamVanHelsing: Well it's not like Chinese culture is exactly atheistic.  The immanent creative force isn't called "God," it's Heaven.  Heaven isn't emotional and personal like the Western idea of God, but it fits the same niche, the "all-powerful thing at the heart of it all" niche that seems programmed into the human brain.


uhhh no... it is put there by the parents.

my kids have no sense of  "all-powerful thing at the heart of it all" .

there is a NEED for humans to follow the Alpha being.. and we all instinctively look towards someone bigger/stronger/faster/better to lead us.
this is why we idolise athletes/actors/performers,  because they are 'better' than us and we want to follow them.

We are basically a herd animal.
 
2013-02-09 08:01:58 AM  
Don't travel to China during this festival.
 
2013-02-09 08:03:13 AM  

Father_Jack: hmm.... so lemme get this straight.

zombie jesus rose from the dead and that's why we're spota member the day. the whole spring fertility thing celebrated all over the world today and in the xtian world before jebus came around is all sinful satany stuff.

AND! jesus was born during the winter solstice time, another time of traditonal festivals and stuff. how convenient!

i swear you'd think this whole thing was done on purpose.


Sure, Christians are just European pagans with the serial numbers filed off, but I kind of like that about us.  Gives us roots.  But then I really like history, so I'd like Christmas trees less if they had no ancient element to them.
 
2013-02-09 08:04:58 AM  
May those Godless heathens burn in hell.
 
2013-02-09 08:07:31 AM  

Miithos: TeamVanHelsing: Well it's not like Chinese culture is exactly atheistic.  The immanent creative force isn't called "God," it's Heaven.  Heaven isn't emotional and personal like the Western idea of God, but it fits the same niche, the "all-powerful thing at the heart of it all" niche that seems programmed into the human brain.

uhhh no... it is put there by the parents.

my kids have no sense of  "all-powerful thing at the heart of it all" .

there is a NEED for humans to follow the Alpha being.. and we all instinctively look towards someone bigger/stronger/faster/better to lead us.
this is why we idolise athletes/actors/performers,  because they are 'better' than us and we want to follow them.

We are basically a herd animal.


Wait!  You just said that you didn't say what you just said.  Is it instinctual or "put there by the parents"?
 
2013-02-09 08:12:48 AM  
Many moons ago I was working at a shop where they hired an immigrant from  Taiwan. He was a cool guy but one day at lunch he caused all of the rednecks' jaws to drop when someone asked him what his religion was, and he said "we don't believe in God" as if he was asked which was his favorite hallucinogenic.
 
2013-02-09 08:14:05 AM  
The Chinese have plenty of gods.
 
2013-02-09 08:17:11 AM  
Wait!  You just said that you didn't say what you just said.  Is it instinctual or "put there by the parents"?

Sorry... Morning brain...

I thought he said PRE-programmed into the human brain....

My Bad.
 
2013-02-09 08:19:46 AM  

hubiestubert: The Chinese have plenty of gods.


Yeah, but they're "gods" in the Pagan sense, they're not the same thing as Allah or Heaven.  It's like when the Greeks had an entire pantheon, but philosophers were still talking about "God" in the singular, meaning not a superhero with lightning bolts, but The Omnipotent Cosmic Thing that Always Is.  It's rough to talk about because both concepts use the same word.
 
2013-02-09 08:21:30 AM  
I'm in Beijing and the fireworks have been going off since about 4:00 pm.
I suspect they will only get worse. lol

That is all
 
2013-02-09 08:21:49 AM  

MNguy: Don't travel to China during this festival. without extra toilet paper.

 
2013-02-09 08:24:20 AM  

Miithos: Wait!  You just said that you didn't say what you just said.  Is it instinctual or "put there by the parents"?

Sorry... Morning brain...

I thought he said PRE-programmed into the human brain....

My Bad.


We cool.
 
2013-02-09 08:26:20 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: MNguy: Don't travel to China during this festival. without extra toilet paper.


The toilet paper quantity was fine, but for some reason (at least in the business I was in) there was only one dispenser.  It was by the door, so if you forgot to grab some one your way into the stall you were screwed.

/That being said, I tried to avoid pooping anywhere but at the hotel where I had an American toilet.
 
2013-02-09 08:26:38 AM  

rippley5150: I'm in Beijing and the fireworks have been going off since about 4:00 pm.
I suspect they will only get worse. lol

That is all


They will go 24/7 for at least a week.
 
2013-02-09 08:28:39 AM  
Fark you, submitter. On behalf of Chinese people everywhere, fark you.
 
2013-02-09 08:29:06 AM  

MNguy: rippley5150: I'm in Beijing and the fireworks have been going off since about 4:00 pm.
I suspect they will only get worse. lol

That is all

They will go 24/7 for at least a week.


Incoming from Japan.
 
2013-02-09 08:29:56 AM  
So that's why Wal-Fart shut down
 
2013-02-09 08:33:29 AM  

Miithos: ...and we all instinctively look towards someone bigger/stronger/faster/better to lead us.
this is why we idolise athletes/actors/performers, because they are 'better' than us and we want to follow them.




Not all of us.
 
2013-02-09 08:36:57 AM  
SNAKE! SNAKE!, Oh, it's a SNAKE!
 
2013-02-09 08:37:23 AM  
Grievances?  How about that spring doesn't start until March 1st?
 
2013-02-09 08:38:33 AM  

Miithos: there is a NEED for humans to follow the Alpha being.. and we all instinctively look towards someone bigger/stronger/faster/better to lead us.
this is why we idolise athletes/actors/performers, because they are 'better' than us and we want to follow them.



We can choose to worship someone with admirable qualities. Yet reasonably decent people voluntarily believe in an Alpha being who happens to be a violent, lying, small-minded asshole. It's strange.
 
2013-02-09 08:39:28 AM  

Infobahn:
Didn't think so.


Also, that sentence needs a subject.
 
2013-02-09 08:40:04 AM  

BenJammin: Many moons ago I was working at a shop where they hired an immigrant from  Taiwan. He was a cool guy but one day at lunch he caused all of the rednecks' jaws to drop when someone asked him what his religion was, and he said "we don't believe in God" as if he was asked which was his favorite hallucinogenic.


That is strange.

From my similar experiences, those guys would usually just say they were Christian to avoid such situations.
 
2013-02-09 08:41:00 AM  
God hates Chinese.
 
2013-02-09 08:42:43 AM  
I explained to my children that many people need to believe that a supreme being is in control of the universe, because the alternative is too terrifying for their minds to comprehend.

They've been atheists ever since.

/so proud
 
2013-02-09 08:45:32 AM  

Cerebral Knievel: BenJammin: Many moons ago I was working at a shop where they hired an immigrant from  Taiwan. He was a cool guy but one day at lunch he caused all of the rednecks' jaws to drop when someone asked him what his religion was, and he said "we don't believe in God" as if he was asked which was his favorite hallucinogenic.

That is strange.

From my similar experiences, those guys would usually just say they were Christian to avoid such situations.


I know that feel.  I'm married to someone of a different faith, and we're like the ninjas of changing the subject when this topic comes up around family.
 
2013-02-09 08:46:21 AM  

TeamVanHelsing: hubiestubert: The Chinese have plenty of gods.

Yeah, but they're "gods" in the Pagan sense, they're not the same thing as Allah or Heaven.  It's like when the Greeks had an entire pantheon, but philosophers were still talking about "God" in the singular, meaning not a superhero with lightning bolts, but The Omnipotent Cosmic Thing that Always Is.  It's rough to talk about because both concepts use the same word.


The Chinese were just more organized when it came to their gods. The Celestial Bureaucracy even regulated the numerous Chinese Hells. With so many gods, both in the Celestial Bureaucracy and the locals, plus to one's ancestors, it's a tangled mish-mash of duties and responsibilities, so it's natural that festivals like this sort of became somewhat generic events, so you can have all your bases covered. Modern China may not be looking to the Mandate of Heaven, but the traditions still remain.
 
2013-02-09 08:47:04 AM  

EvilEgg: The All-Powerful Atheismo: MNguy: Don't travel to China during this festival. without extra toilet paper.

The toilet paper quantity was fine, but for some reason (at least in the business I was in) there was only one dispenser.  It was by the door, so if you forgot to grab some one your way into the stall you were screwed.

/That being said, I tried to avoid pooping anywhere but at the hotel where I had an American toilet.


It's not the amount of toilet paper, it's the quality of water they use to cook the food.

And you can forget about drying your hands with paper towels.
 
2013-02-09 08:49:39 AM  
The best thing is to pick a religion that doesn't have an army of middle-men standing between you and god.
Relying on other people to tell you what god wants is never a good idea.
 
2013-02-09 08:53:14 AM  

EvilEgg: So do the Christians, they're just not smart enough to realize it.


I don't find it useful to insult the intelligence of people with whom I disagree. I know plenty of smart Christians. Their problem is a severe case of cognitive dissonance, not a lack of intellect.
 
2013-02-09 08:53:15 AM  

EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar->Isis Egyptian Goddess of Motherhood and Spring. Rabbits and eggs have jack shiat to do with Jesus but they are quite symbolic of birth and spring.


I always though it was celebrating the day Jesus found a rabbit, squeezed its ass and out popped eggs. Because the act was mildly homosexual the eggs came out rainbow colored with pink plastic grass and candy.
 
2013-02-09 08:56:06 AM  

hubiestubert: The Celestial Bureaucracy even regulated the numerous Chinese Hells.


i512.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 08:57:55 AM  

kd8our: EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar->Isis Egyptian Goddess of Motherhood and Spring. Rabbits and eggs have jack shiat to do with Jesus but they are quite symbolic of birth and spring.

I always though it was celebrating the day Jesus found a rabbit, squeezed its ass and out popped eggs. Because the act was mildly homosexual the eggs came out rainbow colored with pink plastic grass and candy.


I always thought that was the day when Jesus rose from the grave, saw his shadow and that means there will be six more weeks of winter.
 
2013-02-09 09:02:33 AM  
A whole lot of nations celebrate this sort of holiday, which has absolutely zero to do with any religion. These celebrations tend to be tied with seasons either directly (see Midsummer celebrations) or indirectly (see harvest festivals).

The only reason why some of these celebrations are tied to specific religions is due to the fact that these religions have been trying to hijack them in order to take advantage of their popularity. Christians tried to pin Jesus' birthday on December 25th to hijack the popularity winter festivals had with pagan nations, and christians tried to pin Jesus' death on the spring equinox.

This populist flexibility displayed by religions to hijack popular events is nothing new. For example, christianity, although a monoteistic religion, in some parts of the globe focuses on christian saints to try to hijack a people's pagan origins, replacing their pagan gods with saints who are somehow in charge of some specific aspect of life and nature. As these pagan gods tend to be female, the catholic church has abused the figure of Mary, mother of Jesus, as a generic substitute for any local pagan female deity, through the "our lady of X" label. Therefore, some local roman catholic churces have been trying to pin some sort of saint on popular local celebrations, which leads to the catholic church to organize major celebrations in honour of minor saints that eclipse their own celebration of jesus christ's life.

So yeah, it's all a scam.
 
2013-02-09 09:03:00 AM  

NutWrench: kd8our: EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar->Isis Egyptian Goddess of Motherhood and Spring. Rabbits and eggs have jack shiat to do with Jesus but they are quite symbolic of birth and spring.

I always though it was celebrating the day Jesus found a rabbit, squeezed its ass and out popped eggs. Because the act was mildly homosexual the eggs came out rainbow colored with pink plastic grass and candy.

I always thought that was the day when Jesus rose from the grave, saw his shadow and that means there will be six more weeks of winter.


www.supplementinnercircle.com
 
2013-02-09 09:11:52 AM  

lenfromak: God hates Chinese.




Peepee in the coke, God never got over it.
 
2013-02-09 09:12:44 AM  
Seen on a Chinese Restaurant Sign:

Happy Chinese New Year

The Year of the Cat

We no have seen your cat
 
2013-02-09 09:18:02 AM  

maggoo: A whole lot of nations celebrate this sort of holiday, which has absolutely zero to do with any religion. These celebrations tend to be tied with seasons either directly (see Midsummer celebrations) or indirectly (see harvest festivals).

The only reason why some of these celebrations are tied to specific religions is due to the fact that these religions have been trying to hijack them in order to take advantage of their popularity. Christians tried to pin Jesus' birthday on December 25th to hijack the popularity winter festivals had with pagan nations, and christians tried to pin Jesus' death on the spring equinox.

This populist flexibility displayed by religions to hijack popular events is nothing new. For example, christianity, although a monoteistic religion, in some parts of the globe focuses on christian saints to try to hijack a people's pagan origins, replacing their pagan gods with saints who are somehow in charge of some specific aspect of life and nature. As these pagan gods tend to be female, the catholic church has abused the figure of Mary, mother of Jesus, as a generic substitute for any local pagan female deity, through the "our lady of X" label. Therefore, some local roman catholic churces have been trying to pin some sort of saint on popular local celebrations, which leads to the catholic church to organize major celebrations in honour of minor saints that eclipse their own celebration of jesus christ's life.

So yeah, it's all a scam.




It's my understanding that just the Catholics have the saints?
 
2013-02-09 09:34:11 AM  
chi-kung-fu.de

"The Chinese have no God"?
Guan-Yu frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2013-02-09 09:35:07 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I explained to my children that many people need to believe that a supreme being is in control of the universe, because the alternative is too terrifying for their minds to comprehend.

They've been atheists ever since.

/so proud



You told them religion was for stupid people, and they've stayed away because they don't want Daddy to think they are stupid, not because of any thought or consideration on their part.  By teaching them that certain ideas are associated with the Undesirable Other, what you've taught them is tribalism at best and bigotry at worst.  I see no reason to be proud.
 
2013-02-09 09:39:38 AM  

GilRuiz1: Marcus Aurelius: I explained to my children that many people need to believe that a supreme being is in control of the universe, because the alternative is too terrifying for their minds to comprehend.

They've been atheists ever since.

/so proud


You told them religion was for stupid people, and they've stayed away because they don't want Daddy to think they are stupid, not because of any thought or consideration on their part.  By teaching them that certain ideas are associated with the Undesirable Other, what you've taught them is tribalism at best and bigotry at worst.  I see no reason to be proud.


I taught my children that people who don't believe are going to hell.
/that's ok, right?
 
2013-02-09 09:43:05 AM  
What is this "Spring Festival" they are speaking of?  Today is New Years Eve!


As for the toilet paper issue--mostly it's bring-your-own.  It's common to find someone selling little packets of toilet paper outside larger toilets, though.
 
2013-02-09 09:46:55 AM  

lenfromak: God hates Chinese.


they should wok it out
 
2013-02-09 09:58:19 AM  

lenfromak: God hates Chinese.


Then why did he make so dang many of them?
 
2013-02-09 10:10:02 AM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: This is one of the things the chinese got right.


They're still ridiculously superstitious.
But no constant Jesus talk is refreshing.
 
2013-02-09 10:16:21 AM  

SpdrJay: your arbitrary milestone


To be fair, the shift in seasons isn't exactly meaningless in agricultural societies.
 
2013-02-09 10:18:25 AM  
"The General Secretary of the CPC Central Committee Xi Jinping outlined the "China Dream" at the end of last year, defining it as the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation, which combines individual pursuits with the development of the whole nation."
OH MY GOD! The Ching chongs done gots their own "dream"! We're all doomed! Doomed y'all!
The 'merican dream can't compete with this commie china dream! It done the death of 'Mercia!
 
2013-02-09 10:29:01 AM  
It means our timelines are pushed out two weeks. CNY combined with Xmas means we lose one months productivity every year. We should move both holidays to August to get on schedule with Europe.
 
2013-02-09 10:31:30 AM  

EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar


Can that be confirmed?  I am suspicious of cognates across unrelated language families.
 
2013-02-09 10:32:52 AM  

MNguy: GilRuiz1: Marcus Aurelius: I explained to my children that many people need to believe that a supreme being is in control of the universe, because the alternative is too terrifying for their minds to comprehend.

They've been atheists ever since.

/so proud


You told them religion was for stupid people, and they've stayed away because they don't want Daddy to think they are stupid, not because of any thought or consideration on their part.  By teaching them that certain ideas are associated with the Undesirable Other, what you've taught them is tribalism at best and bigotry at worst.  I see no reason to be proud.

I taught my children that people who don't believe are going to hell.
/that's ok, right?



I hope you also taught your kids that sin and salvation is something all of us have in common.  Rich and poor, young and old, black and white and Chinese, all of humanity together shares the same experience and receive equally God's offer of salvation.
 
2013-02-09 10:35:06 AM  

numbone: China's increasing prosperity and strength are certain to provide a better platform for individual development.


[chinadailyshow.com image 324x480]


cdn.overclock.net
 
2013-02-09 10:37:27 AM  
the religion hate threads are the best. lots of anger, hate, loathing, ignorance and just a sprinkle of intelligent comments to make it all digestible. simply delicious.
 
2013-02-09 11:10:02 AM  
Gung Hei Fat Choi, you My God Is The One True God bastidges!
 
2013-02-09 11:35:02 AM  

MNguy: Don't travel to China during this festival.


the whole place is exploding right now.
 
2013-02-09 11:36:56 AM  

rippley5150: I'm in Beijing and the fireworks have been going off since about 4:00 pm.
I suspect they will only get worse. lol

That is all


me too. KABOOOOOM
 
2013-02-09 11:37:50 AM  

RexTalionis: Fark you, submitter. On behalf of Chinese people everywhere, fark you.


thanks asshole.
 
2013-02-09 12:11:12 PM  
Previous snake years played host to the 9/11 attacks (2001), the crushing of the 1989 Tiananmen protests, the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941 and the stock market collapse in 1929. What evil do they have planned for us this time?
 
2013-02-09 12:11:20 PM  

pciszek: EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar

Can that be confirmed?  I am suspicious of cognates across unrelated language families.


I'm pretty sure the English Easter comes from the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eostre. Bede wrote that her spring festivals had been replaced by the Christian celebration very quickly.
 
2013-02-09 12:21:18 PM  
kunochan.com
Why does God need a festival?
 
2013-02-09 12:22:45 PM  

Deep Contact: Previous snake years played host to the 9/11 attacks (2001), the crushing of the 1989 Tiananmen protests, the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941 and the stock market collapse in 1929. What evil do they have planned for us this time?


I'm placing money on the middle east exploding and bringing us to the brink of WW3.
 
2013-02-09 12:32:44 PM  

PsyLord: [kunochan.com image 450x338]
Why does God need a festival?




Because she is Spicoli.
i12.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 12:41:59 PM  

some_beer_drinker: MNguy: Don't travel to China during this festival.

the whole place is exploding right now.


I liked fireworks until I moved to China.   The constant *pop* *pop* is novel for about a day, then it continues for a week during spring fest.  After that, every time a new noodle stand opens on the corner, someone moves into a new apartment, new construction begins on a hut, etc. more fireworks. It gets old quick.
 
2013-02-09 12:48:34 PM  

MNguy: some_beer_drinker: MNguy: Don't travel to China during this festival.

the whole place is exploding right now.

I liked fireworks until I moved to China.   The constant *pop* *pop* is novel for about a day, then it continues for a week during spring fest.  After that, every time a new noodle stand opens on the corner, someone moves into a new apartment, new construction begins on a hut, etc. more fireworks. It gets old quick.


While I've never lived there I have spent a decent amount of time there.  The fireworks have never particularly bothered me, although they came as quite a shock once.  I'm used to the eternal pops but our hotel room suddenly went bright.  Supposedly it was a wedding, they were shooting the smaller pro stuff and they were bursting about one block away and at the height of our room.
 
2013-02-09 12:54:25 PM  
Okay I'm stripped down, who all is ready for the feats of strength?
 
2013-02-09 01:07:24 PM  

precia: pciszek: EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar

Can that be confirmed?  I am suspicious of cognates across unrelated language families.

I'm pretty sure the English Easter comes from the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eostre. Bede wrote that her spring festivals had been replaced by the Christian celebration very quickly.


Yes, I know that part.  It's the "Ishtar" etymology that I find questionable.  The Anglo-Saxons had no contact with Mesopotamians that I know of, and their languages belong to separate family trees.
 
2013-02-09 01:45:52 PM  

pciszek: precia: pciszek: EvilEgg: Easter->Ishtar

Can that be confirmed?  I am suspicious of cognates across unrelated language families.

I'm pretty sure the English Easter comes from the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eostre. Bede wrote that her spring festivals had been replaced by the Christian celebration very quickly.

Yes, I know that part.  It's the "Ishtar" etymology that I find questionable.  The Anglo-Saxons had no contact with Mesopotamians that I know of, and their languages belong to separate family trees.


Sorry, my intent there was to point out that because we know that Easter comes from Eostre, it's not likely that Ishtar is related at all - I just didn't bring it all the way home. (You'd have been more impressed if you hadn't known about Eostre.)
 
2013-02-09 02:39:09 PM  
I nominate myself to be their god.  Young religions get no respect.
 
2013-02-09 03:02:26 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Zao Jun pretty ticked at Subby. No sandwiches for you.

/There are a ton of gods in China
 
2013-02-09 03:19:16 PM  
I might not agree with all the policies of the CCP, but they did get treatment of religion right and wouldn't mind if the US suddenly adopted a similar stance.
 
2013-02-09 03:38:49 PM  

space_cadet_28: I nominate myself to be their god.  Young religions get no respect.


correct!
 
2013-02-09 05:11:54 PM  
Kung hey fat choi, Fark!
 
2013-02-09 06:28:12 PM  
lenfromakGod hates Chinese.

Then why did He make so many of them?
 
2013-02-09 06:33:48 PM  

Sgygus: lenfromak:  God hates Chinese.

they only come up to your knees

 
2013-02-09 06:50:42 PM  
我爱中国人
我爱中国人
我爱中国人
你好吗, 你好吗, 你好吗, 再见!
 
2013-02-10 08:02:04 AM  
serenity now!
 
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