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2013-02-09 11:47:13 AM  
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The Flexecutioner: get some cancer.  i did.  after my chemo/radiation was done and everything fell out (including nose and ear hair) only my eyebrows and head hair came back.  i have hardly any arm or leg hair, no armpit hair at all, and my junk is covered in peach fuzz.  i hear the ladies love a naked man that looks like a giant 9-year old.

Maybe you'll meet a nice teacher.
2013-02-09 10:21:54 AM  
1 vote:

Fubegra: Obligatory.

This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

I laughed my arse off.  Thanks for the warning and the chuckle.
2013-02-09 09:02:14 AM  
1 vote:
You kids are obsessed with your genitals.
2013-02-09 08:52:32 AM  
1 vote:
I worked with a guy who tried Nair on his crotch.  Lesson learned from him: do not put Nair on your nuts.

//He said it felt like a tiki torch wielding midget was following him around for 2 days.
//yay life experience!
2013-02-09 08:49:03 AM  
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2013-02-09 08:12:08 AM  
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2013-02-09 07:39:05 AM  
1 vote:
Kelly Clarkson!
2013-02-09 07:32:42 AM  
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2013-02-09 07:28:35 AM  
1 vote:
Real men use a chainsaw to mow their pubes.
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