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KidneyStone: I'll bet that's one charmin' motherfarkin' pig/I don't dig on the swine//unless it's in my smoker
Harry_Seldon: Did the bank put a loin on it?
Harry_Seldon: I am sure Arnold (Green Acres, I assume), is a wonderful hog. However, it is truly a livestock animal. Maybe, just maybe, he should have found a more appropriate pig breed to keep as a pet. Hogs are bred to grow large and fast for slaughter. That hog is not going to be a good long term pet just due to the vet bills as it gets older.
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