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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)   Your daily "female teacher has inappropriate relationship with high school student" story features an actual hottie. Seriously. Not kidding this time. Click the link   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Spartanburg, interpersonal relationship, Special Victims Unit, third degree, Sex and the law, teachers  
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37008 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2013 at 2:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-09 12:28:19 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-09 04:50:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-09 02:50:02 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Investigators later determined that Kay allegedly touched the victim in a sexually inappropriate manner on the Spartanburg Freshman Academy campus.

She screwed up. She should have touched him an a sexually appropriate manner.
2013-02-09 07:17:54 AM  
1 vote:
Subby does it again.

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2013-02-09 03:24:13 AM  
1 vote:

and just a headshot.

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one would think such things would not be forgotten so swiftly...
2013-02-09 03:07:53 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!

true, but she really had to get something off her chest
2013-02-09 02:56:06 AM  
1 vote:
The solution to this issue is so obvious that everyone is overlooking it:

Only hire REALLY hot teachers so the kids won't be tempted to rat them out and lose that action.

It's these mousy-looking low self-esteem cows that make the kids feel embarrassed and told on!
2013-02-09 02:47:46 AM  
1 vote:

kaylward: [ image 200x240]

Not so hittable...

Actually, she looks like somebody already hit her. Left side of her face looks a little puffy to me.
2013-02-09 01:55:35 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-09 01:19:37 AM  
1 vote:
They went out of their way to not mention the student's gender. Girl on girl action?
2013-02-09 12:31:24 AM  
1 vote:

Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

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2013-02-09 12:19:22 AM  
1 vote:
I was born too soon

/*heavy sigh*
//the alternative is I just wasn't molestably attractive to my teachers
///ok... having considered some of MY teachers, I was born too soon
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