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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)   Your daily "female teacher has inappropriate relationship with high school student" story features an actual hottie. Seriously. Not kidding this time. Click the link   ( divider line
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2013-02-08 11:46:09 PM  
7 votes:
Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!
2013-02-09 01:19:37 AM  
2 votes:
They went out of their way to not mention the student's gender. Girl on girl action?
2013-02-09 08:39:17 AM  
1 vote:

kaylward: [ image 200x240]

Not so hittable...

You wouldnt be able to anyway, so I guess you're right.
2013-02-09 07:38:21 AM  
1 vote:
Daily mail like hotness detected. That's a plain looking female. In the late 80's at my school, we had a Tom Selleck look-a-like dean qho everyone thought may have been boning a cheerleader or two. A few years ago at a festival I ran into one of said former cheerleaders and asked her about it. She said not only did she have sex with him, but that almost all of the cheerleaders had sex with him. She aalso said that on Spring break trip to Florida, she and several other cheerleaders gangbanged him all week. She is a vice principal now, and said it was just a different time back then, and all the girls loved him and still talk to him. He was always smiling. Lucky bastard.
2013-02-09 06:43:24 AM  
1 vote:
For all of you considering yourselves to be in the "born to late crowd", teacher/student sex happened when we were in high school as well. I graduated in 1984 (yeah, get the hell of my lawn) and in my sophomore year, 1982, there was a teacher caught banging a student. Of course it was the fun biology teacher and it was a male teacher banging a female student. No police, but he was fired and his wife left him.

  The biggest difference today is that the teachers are female. I really can't recall ever hearing a news story back then of a female teacher getting caught, it was always a male teacher and young female student. My wife is a teacher and she has been hit on by her students. The kids are aware of what's going on and they are bold in trying to promote something happening. My wide has one simple rule, never alone with a student, never for any reason. There must always be another student or teacher around. It's really a sad way to have to live your professional life.

 But, no different I suppose than being a male today. I never put myself in a position where I an alone with an under aged person. The risk of accusation is to great, the price of a false allegation is too high.

But what I truly don't get is why the hell do teachers keep doing this? Don't they read the news? Do they think that they are the one who won't get caught? Why are females attracted to young boys? I mean it isn't like your average female can't find someone to have sex with at a moments notice. Hell, the sex can't even be that good. I remember being that young and I couldn't imagine an older woman wanting to have sex with an inexperienced teenager. If they really need a shagging that badly, I am positive that they can find many willing volunteers at the next FARK party.

/get of my lawn
//loves being married to a teacher
///yes, she's hot. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
//// strange being married to a teacher, every email I send her is always returned to me with red circles, comments and a grade.
2013-02-09 03:24:13 AM  
1 vote:

and just a headshot.

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one would think such things would not be forgotten so swiftly...
2013-02-09 02:56:06 AM  
1 vote:
The solution to this issue is so obvious that everyone is overlooking it:

Only hire REALLY hot teachers so the kids won't be tempted to rat them out and lose that action.

It's these mousy-looking low self-esteem cows that make the kids feel embarrassed and told on!
2013-02-09 02:22:02 AM  
1 vote:
Nope, another source says it was a boy.
2013-02-09 01:55:35 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-09 01:19:13 AM  
1 vote:
Was the student female?
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2013-02-09 12:57:30 AM  
1 vote:
I would have inappropriate relations with her.

I only had one moderately hot teacher all through high school and college. She was banging a football player. People didn't care in the 80's, and they were right to mind their own business.
2013-02-09 12:01:20 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.
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